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262960  trelyate: the gender swapped version of bird person is still bird person

262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

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262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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 scribbs: Dream. Nightmare #159530
 Teechur: Just one more lab across the pool.
 Mr. Butt: We're gonna need a bigger bark.
 Micro Jackson: Up pupperscope!
 Scoo: Sensory Dogrivation Chamber
Image 159545   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 hearsegirl: Magic Rocks!
 wolfpk: Wow, that is amazing!
 a robot: Mmm, rock candy
Image 159544   01-31-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
 Headoftheclass: I would like to know how that much pigeon shit got on the dashboard.
 scribbs: I suppose this is one way to discourage cops from wanting to search your car.
 Bob: Wow. Just wow.
 Spazstatic: @guest lol, I meant the size of the cigarette, not quantity of cartons though that may be true here. Normal smokes are 84 mm, longs are 100 mm (hence being called 100s), also come in shorties, 72 mm I think.
 guest: @Spazstatic savage af
 Warrax: I almost admire the dedication.
 Spazstatic: @guest yes. I think I see a couple. Can't quite tell from this angle, but probably 100s
 XLY: Get in
 guest: Is that a carton of menthol Pall Malls?
 annterland: Imagine the smell
 Teechur: This would be my car after the Cannonball Run. Oh, and "trucker bombs" in the back seat.
 whiplash: Give me a break, I'm on my way to the recycling centre!
 Wet farts: Toyota Prius for sale: Low miles, one owner, CLEAN non smoker!
 fanny: Well, if you were doing coke from your dashboard you wouldn't have time to clean! (energy to do it, yes)
 Peter Pantsless: As gross as this is, it's kinda impressive that it never caught fire
 Mister S: Reminds me of my late uncle.
 Micro Jackson: Hey, Mom I would have cleaned up if Iknew you were dropping by.......
 Sadbot: I'm just glad they're not just throwing the butts everywhere. Disgusting, but at least it's contained.
 mariofart: This reminds me, I need to clean my car tonight so I can never say it is 1/10 as bad as this.
 Meow: you found my car!
 Knice: brb; I have to go clean something. Anything. Fucking Jesus.
 yev: uber cab at its finest
Image 159543   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
 LKoroton: sputum on a window
 msmstud: Izit sekz?
Image 159542   01-31-17   Uploaded by    earl
 SpaceCow: "Hey doggo, we need a fourth to fill out the barbershop quartet if you're interested."
 scribbs: I need three dog treats and a plane ticket to wherever the hell this is STAT!
 Hosebag: I'm going to go with contestant number 3, Don.
 skylark: "Don't Feed the Akitas"
 tritium: 10/10 doggos delivered as described.
 wolfpk: Dog kissing booth.
 NonRhetorical: Japanese game shows are weird enough without getting the doggos involved
Image 159541   01-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 RalphyNoPants: Mistakes were made.
 Lestrange: This is sad. He is sad.
 Warrax: Hey, you with the thumbs... a little help here?
 Peter Pantsless: They send these guys out to rescue the rescue St. Bernards
Image 159540   01-31-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
 jazzjunkie: I dig it
 scribbs: *BLOOT* *BLEET* *HOONNNK* "Sounds great, here's your genius grant!"
 tokyopig: Laboratory tests confirm, band instruments cause cancer.
 Ironass: I've heard mice are a little horny.
 a robot: Mousehorn.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Duke Ellington and the rats of NIMH.
Image 159539   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
 scribbs: "Not now. They're home!"
 Lestrange: The username/uploaded image malarkey works for me too @hat thrab
 Lestrange: Miniature Shih Tzu with a teddy bear cut. Rad AF!
 tib gubb: phone home!
 tritium: @a robot I think it's one of those Whatever-E.T.-Was.
 Mr. Butt: @a robot @Scoo Waka waka wub nub!
 a robot: @Scoo Or possibly an Ewok
 Scoo: This ain't a dog, this is a fuckin' Muppet.
Image 159538   01-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 night shift: this is why they hate us @WaffleIron...
 Wookiee: Everybody talk about pop music! Nah, Helsinki isn't quite right....
 WaffleIron: It's kinda of sad that the Toronto subway map looks more like Helsinki.
 antipatterns: You can also use the Helsinki subway to tune a piano if you hit it REALLY hard
 Lestrange: Helsinki looks like it could be a bit fussy in the depths of midwinter/vodka.
 Mr. Butt: I'm on the...Subway to Hel!
 Scoo: My town: Blank
Image 159537   01-31-17   Uploaded by    zoso
 Ironass: @Micro Jackson I tought you might milk that joke.
 trelyate: this guy's ready for his Nintendo Switch
 Micro Jackson: Udderly disgusting
Image 159536   01-31-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
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