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268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

268932  bug: You have an odd looking mother. ...which may explain why you look so strange for a six-year old.

268933  Sadbot: To answer you question, kid; no, white hipsters are not okay

268929  VeeKay: Spanieliceous

268925  MrBoffo: Draw a circle around the one God loves the most

268926  SunWukong: Fuck your sky fairy.

268933  hajjpodge: This man is living in 3018.

268930  MrBoffo: Ghost of Retail Past

268931  SunWukong: @bad tony It derives from the Sanskrit for "eggplant".

268876  antipatterns: Listen to Bon Jovi for 20 years then die

268942  NoOneImportant: Where was this taken? And how much would it cost to get there? Asking for a friend

268909  antipatterns: Bring back the guillotine

268911  antipatterns: @hajjpodge MORE.

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268597 Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
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Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


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 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1693 points
 8. Sydney: 1682 points
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10. ChubbyBuddy: 1579 points
11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. MrBoffo: 1514 points
15. fisto: 1437 points
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Score:
348
 
 AverageJoe: sonic's spin is infinite
 PenguinBartender: @Peach Gee Brain, where are we going to get boxing tape our size?
 Peach: @Hyphae "Gee Brain, whadaya want to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to punch Nazis!"
 NonRhetorical: Gotto go Phi!
 Meow: @Hyphae How is that different than any other image?
 Hyphae: All I can think about is punching Nazis
Image 159510   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
393
 
 wolfpk: Driving that badly takes real talent
 Amy Housewine: This is how cars are born.
 Micro Jackson: Executive spot
 Ulillillia: lllllike a glove
 Lestrange: Not the worse parking I've seen, even on friendly spaceship.
 petepuma: where's the car? it's in the garage.
 tritium: How.
 sparename: "Soooo, you fed it after midnight...?"
 Teechur: You park like an a-hole
 Knice: Don't carpool with Kool-Aid Man.
 Derp Herpigan: Not the weirdest garage I've seen.
Image 159509   01-31-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
619
 
 scribbs: So get out of the desk job.
 Peter Pantsless: Dude, get on AG!
 Prostata: me IRL
 Pront Remp: Tiehorn
 El hefe: He's upset because he forgot to buy lotion
 Knice: Explosm.horn
Image 159508   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
328
 
 Telkwa: This was a glacier 15 years ago. Thanks a lot!, climate change.
 Lestrange: Scotland?
Image 159507   01-31-17   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
331
 
 AverageJoe: coming soon "Batmanado"
 Derp Herpigan: You are now picturing the jaws theme with "nana" to replace the "duhdum"
Image 159506   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
720
 
 Bob: There's nothing worse than a bored dog. Because if a dog is bored, it will come up with something to do, and it's never good.
 wolfpk: How do you like my new doggie door.
 Science: @SomeCanadian: It's adorable until you have to pay for the repairs.
 SomeCanadian: @Peach Why aren't any of my infestations adorable?
 Peach: Oooh, that's a real bad dog infestation you got in your walls, ma'am. We're looking at three-grand here. Minimum.
 SomeCanadian: HIILOVEYOUWHYYOUCLOSEDOOR?
 eradicator: Here's Doggy!
Image 159505   01-31-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
285
 
 SpaceCow: Rudolph, the mounted reindeer.
 Kim: I know him!
 tokyopig: He said he wanted a bigger cut so I said 'Buck you!' and gave him a bigger cut if you know what I'm saying.
 SomeCanadian: Santa taking a retired reindeer to a farm, upstate.
 Off Topic: A stranger approaches you to make a deal.
Image 159504   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
250
 
 Bob: This has got to be the worst drink I've ever seen.
 XLY: Knowing tipsy bartender this may in fact be accurate
 Teechur: Bad lip-reading
 Aemuli: Ever lied on a resume and got hired anyway? This guy sure did.
 Mr. Whiskers: Southern Comfort: when you want to throw up when you START drinking
 Quackzy: It *is* "tipsy bartender" after all@tokyopig
 tokyopig: Closed captioning provided by a guy with one too many Alabama Slammers in his system.
 fakeusername: Utah! Get me two!
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: Yum
Image 159503   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
521
 
 mwoody: @Scoo Aye, agreed. Goddamn shame about his wife. Poor guy.
 jochenau: He's missing a d8 and a d4, what is this madness?
 Lestrange: Soooooo... Patton Oswalt is a real person. Huh.
 Warrax: Psh, you would never throw all those dice at the same time.
 annterland: This isn't a real book and I am so dissapointed.
 Aemuli: I want A Pudgy God as my username now
 A duck: If they involve Patton Oswald then yes, you have some strange fantasies
 celtic: Patton Oswalt seems like a cool guy. I'd sit in a pub with him, drinking brown liquor and casually tossing nerd dice.
 SomeCanadian: @wolfpk They generally hire other people to do it for them, though.
 wolfpk: Because even rich guys plays D&D.
 SomeCanadian: I'd read it.
Image 159502   01-31-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
48
 
 SpaceCow: It had 15% alcohol until you added the seven shots of caramel and cup of frothy milk.
 Knice: Shit on pineapples.
 Fancy Clown: But WHY?
 edgarallendoh: I know it's 8:15am, just give me a triple-grande of this!
Image 159501   01-31-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
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