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258428  Beeble: ....and it truly was the only cat picture I would ever Rad.

258473  Prostata: i don't think those recycle

258479  Prostata: bad vote for crop failure

258458  Not A Bot: *third sign* Oh, I didn't know that! I'll check with the police. I hope I don't have to pay a fine or anything. Guess if I do it probably won't be too much, I hope anyway. *4th sign*...

258485  sparename: Disarming in the footwell

258473  Warrax: Wow, I must have been wasted last night.

258483  sparename: "Three bottles of whisky constitutes ONE item, two loaves of bread constitutes ONE item .. and THREE steak and kidney bastard pies also constitutes one bloody item!!"

258248  Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258481  sparename: JustEinsTeenAngstThings

258481  Nope: Just thinkin bout relativity

258479  Sandor: That's a new switcharooni for me!

258479  Sandor: Optional: learn how to whack off an image

258478  ignatz: Ohhh Snap, Pull-Ups!

258477  AlexDeLarge: Wish I could find earbuds that stay in even half that well

258440  Mr. Butt: Myth busted!

258480  Side Boob: Hes helping!

258248  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine My dance card is full this trip, but Ill hit you up here if I come out next weekend.

258480  a robot: username/uploaod combo :D

258404  SuedeOxford: What SCP is this

258390  Side Boob: Sleep like an Egyptian.

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258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258329 wolfpk: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258270 berlin: me too

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

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10. Bagels: 1868 points
11. bromide: 1867 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
13. Solemn: 1640 points
14. nathan: 1639 points
15. DerMantis: 1579 points
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 AverageJoe: sonic's spin is infinite
 PenguinBartender: @Peach Gee Brain, where are we going to get boxing tape our size?
 Peach: @Hyphae "Gee Brain, whadaya want to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to punch Nazis!"
 Scoo: Gotto go Phi!
 Meow: @Hyphae How is that different than any other image?
 Hyphae: All I can think about is punching Nazis
Image 159510   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
 wolfpk: Driving that badly takes real talent
 Amy Housewine: This is how cars are born.
 Micro Jackson: Executive spot
 Ulillillia: lllllike a glove
 Lestrange: Not the worse parking I've seen, even on friendly spaceship.
 petepuma: where's the car? it's in the garage.
 tritium: How.
 sparename: "Soooo, you fed it after midnight...?"
 Teechur: You park like an a-hole
 Knice: Don't carpool with Kool-Aid Man.
 Derp Herpigan: Not the weirdest garage I've seen.
Image 159509   01-31-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
 scribbs: So get out of the desk job.
 Peter Pantsless: Dude, get on AG!
 Prostata: me IRL
 Scoo: Tiehorn
 El hefe: He's upset because he forgot to buy lotion
 Knice: Explosm.horn
Image 159508   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Shay
 Telkwa: This was a glacier 15 years ago. Thanks a lot!, climate change.
 Lestrange: Scotland?
Image 159507   01-31-17   Uploaded by    franktank
 AverageJoe: coming soon "Batmanado"
 Derp Herpigan: You are now picturing the jaws theme with "nana" to replace the "duhdum"
Image 159506   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Cerberus
 Bob: There's nothing worse than a bored dog. Because if a dog is bored, it will come up with something to do, and it's never good.
 wolfpk: How do you like my new doggie door.
 Science: @SomeCanadian: It's adorable until you have to pay for the repairs.
 SomeCanadian: @Peach Why aren't any of my infestations adorable?
 Peach: Oooh, that's a real bad dog infestation you got in your walls, ma'am. We're looking at three-grand here. Minimum.
 Scoo: Here's Doggy!
Image 159505   01-31-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 SpaceCow: Rudolph, the mounted reindeer.
 Kim: I know him!
 tokyopig: He said he wanted a bigger cut so I said 'Buck you!' and gave him a bigger cut if you know what I'm saying.
 SomeCanadian: Santa taking a retired reindeer to a farm, upstate.
 Off Topic: A stranger approaches you to make a deal.
Image 159504   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Bob: This has got to be the worst drink I've ever seen.
 XLY: Knowing tipsy bartender this may in fact be accurate
 Teechur: Bad lip-reading
 Aemuli: Ever lied on a resume and got hired anyway? This guy sure did.
 Mr. Whiskers: Southern Comfort: when you want to throw up when you START drinking
 Quackzy: It *is* "tipsy bartender" after all@tokyopig
 tokyopig: Closed captioning provided by a guy with one too many Alabama Slammers in his system.
 fakeusername: Utah! Get me two!
 Scoo: Yum
Image 159503   01-31-17   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
 mwoody: @Scoo Aye, agreed. Goddamn shame about his wife. Poor guy.
 jochenau: He's missing a d8 and a d4, what is this madness?
 Lestrange: Soooooo... Patton Oswalt is a real person. Huh.
 Warrax: Psh, you would never throw all those dice at the same time.
 annterland: This isn't a real book and I am so dissapointed.
 Aemuli: I want A Pudgy God as my username now
 A duck: If they involve Patton Oswald then yes, you have some strange fantasies
 Scoo: Patton Oswalt seems like a cool guy. I'd sit in a pub with him, drinking brown liquor and casually tossing nerd dice.
 SomeCanadian: @wolfpk They generally hire other people to do it for them, though.
 wolfpk: Because even rich guys plays D&D.
 SomeCanadian: I'd read it.
Image 159502   01-31-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 SpaceCow: It had 15% alcohol until you added the seven shots of caramel and cup of frothy milk.
 Knice: Shit on pineapples.
 Fancy Clown: But WHY?
 Scoo: I know it's 8:15am, just give me a triple-grande of this!
Image 159501   01-31-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
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