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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?



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Score:
508
 
 Micro Jackson: I'm too sexy for my house
 SomeCanadian: You may want to avoid *THAT* load-bearing beam...
Image 159349   01-30-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
482
 
 petepuma: He's full
 LKoroton: "Jimmy stuck at the airport?"
 Prostata: he eats shoots and leaves
 Teechur: @Micro Jackson + for the Natalie Dee reference!
 scribbs: Enjoying the beautiful pastoral view #159376
 AdaMan: You wot mate?
 ThatGuy: Just saw #159349
 Donut: "Eat something else? Are you MAD, woman?"
 grizzly: I did something to those leaves.
 Micro Jackson: OMG my farts really do smell like cough drops!!!
 Scoo: Oh god, *what* kind of chicken was that!?
Image 159348   01-30-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Image 159347 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tokyopig. You have brought shame on us, tokyopig.
Score:
482
 
 scribbs: @Aemuli Well, we now know what M. Night Shyamalan's user name is.
 yev: exactly, mum. that's what i'm trying to tell you. i am a lucifer's spawn!
 Aemuli: Plot twist: it actually says 999...because everyone is upside down. The end.
 Micro Jackson: Get yo kicks in room 666
 grizzly: @Scoo yup
 Higdec: I see someone is excited to be on Ed Force One. :)
 Amy Housewine: Hell and fire was spawned to be released.
 Radstarboom: better than 668, neighbor of the beast.
 Scoo: For the glory of Satan, of course!
Image 159346   01-30-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
290
 
 youshall: Just statin' facts, Sonny BooBoo
 Science: Clean up your thoughts, Internet
 scribbs: He's a technical virgin.
 ChubbyBuddy: @bug sorry kanye bought the entire stock
 wolfpk: However your response confirmed it.
 bug: Where can I get glasses like that?
 grizzly: You can sue your parents for hardship.
 tritium: Hard to get laid when your eyes are a mass of pixels.
 msmstud: Uh-oh, not for long. He's on the internet, now.
Image 159345   01-30-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
247
 
 scribbs: Still no match for the Powerpuff Girls.
 Donut: "Which one of you bastards called me a weeaboo? SHOW YOURSELVES!"
 Radstarboom: You bring dishonor on his manufacturer. He seeks vengeance on a rival factory/dojo.
Image 159344   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
950
 
 petepuma: This kills the catnip plant.
 Science: Dirt nap.
 Teechur: Cattails grow best by water.
 Xeno: Kitten cordyceps?
 Psymon: My kitten plants are coming in nicely
 Higdec: All tuckered out from murdering that plant I see.
 Scoo: Pawted Plant
Image 159343   01-30-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
552
 
 Ulillillia: @Knice He and @TheExplainer will come back. Any day now... :(
 Amiga 1000: Hell of a catch, Foghorn
 Prostata: chickens are really total jerks
 hearsegirl: God apparently didn't have his eye on that one.
 hearsegirl: mlem
 Headoftheclass: "I thought we were friends, you big cock!"
 Wookiee: OH NO! It's the Cock Goblin'!
 Amy Housewine: AND IT'LL DO THE SAME TO YOU
 Radstarboom: Choking that chicken.
 Xeno: @Scoo KFC = Kentucky Fried Compsognathus
 PenguinBartender: buk-harmph.
 Scoo: Chickens are just small, modern dinosaurs. Never forget that.
 grizzly: Ultra mega chicken.
 Knice: A rare photo of @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN!!
Image 159342   01-30-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
217
 
 namaste: im dead @XLY...
 XLY: My 80's hip hop tribute band
 tritium: @fakeusername Well, it's VERY caustic.
 fakeusername: doesn't look so fresh to me
Image 159341   01-30-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
459
 
 scribbs: I hope his driver's ed. class included a section on swimming.
 trelyate: this is fine
 WaffleIron: ten minutes with a scredriver and I can make this thing fjord rivers up to the mirrors, minimum. Not now though, I'll need more than a screwdriver now.
 wolfpk: There is always one idiot that thinks, it can't be that deep. He stands as a warning for everyone else
 Joseph: This will make your windows foggy for a very long time.
 San DoDo: Well there's your problem
 wolfpk: There is always one idiot that thinks, it can't be that deep. He stands as a warning for everyone else
 Headoftheclass: "Go go Gadget pontoons!" "Shit. Penny? Not. One. Word."
 Xeno: It's stalking those other cars in the background who are too scared to drink from the watering hole.
 WTF: "If we drive fast enough we can just skip across... FLOOR IT!"
 Meow: Always caulk the wagon and float
 Derp Herpigan: This looks like a job for Aquaman!
 Whatever: Well, it LOOKED like a short cut...
 Knice: [BLOOP ... BLOOP]
 sparename: "You must let me through, you know nothing and I am VERY clever and self-important!"
Image 159340   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
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