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262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

262972  Scoo: Dammit, Will Beyers!

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262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.



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Score:
508
 
 Micro Jackson: I'm too sexy for my house
 SomeCanadian: You may want to avoid *THAT* load-bearing beam...
Image 159349   01-30-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
482
 
 petepuma: He's full
 LKoroton: "Jimmy stuck at the airport?"
 Prostata: he eats shoots and leaves
 Teechur: @Micro Jackson + for the Natalie Dee reference!
 scribbs: Enjoying the beautiful pastoral view #159376
 AdaMan: You wot mate?
 ThatGuy: Just saw #159349
 Donut: "Eat something else? Are you MAD, woman?"
 grizzly: I did something to those leaves.
 Micro Jackson: OMG my farts really do smell like cough drops!!!
 Scoo: Oh god, *what* kind of chicken was that!?
Image 159348   01-30-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Image 159347 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tokyopig. Boo, tokyopig.
Score:
482
 
 scribbs: @Aemuli Well, we now know what M. Night Shyamalan's user name is.
 yev: exactly, mum. that's what i'm trying to tell you. i am a lucifer's spawn!
 Aemuli: Plot twist: it actually says 999...because everyone is upside down. The end.
 Micro Jackson: Get yo kicks in room 666
 grizzly: @Scoo yup
 Higdec: I see someone is excited to be on Ed Force One. :)
 Amy Housewine: Hell and fire was spawned to be released.
 Radstarboom: better than 668, neighbor of the beast.
 Scoo: For the glory of Satan, of course!
Image 159346   01-30-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
290
 
 youshall: Just statin' facts, Sonny BooBoo
 Science: Clean up your thoughts, Internet
 scribbs: He's a technical virgin.
 ChubbyBuddy: @bug sorry kanye bought the entire stock
 wolfpk: However your response confirmed it.
 bug: Where can I get glasses like that?
 grizzly: You can sue your parents for hardship.
 tritium: Hard to get laid when your eyes are a mass of pixels.
 msmstud: Uh-oh, not for long. He's on the internet, now.
Image 159345   01-30-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
247
 
 scribbs: Still no match for the Powerpuff Girls.
 Donut: "Which one of you bastards called me a weeaboo? SHOW YOURSELVES!"
 Radstarboom: You bring dishonor on his manufacturer. He seeks vengeance on a rival factory/dojo.
Image 159344   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
950
 
 petepuma: This kills the catnip plant.
 Science: Dirt nap.
 Teechur: Cattails grow best by water.
 Xeno: Kitten cordyceps?
 Psymon: My kitten plants are coming in nicely
 Higdec: All tuckered out from murdering that plant I see.
 Scoo: Pawted Plant
Image 159343   01-30-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
552
 
 Ulillillia: @Knice He and @TheExplainer will come back. Any day now... :(
 Amiga 1000: Hell of a catch, Foghorn
 Prostata: chickens are really total jerks
 hearsegirl: God apparently didn't have his eye on that one.
 hearsegirl: mlem
 Headoftheclass: "I thought we were friends, you big cock!"
 Wookiee: OH NO! It's the Cock Goblin'!
 Amy Housewine: AND IT'LL DO THE SAME TO YOU
 Radstarboom: Choking that chicken.
 Xeno: @Scoo KFC = Kentucky Fried Compsognathus
 PenguinBartender: buk-harmph.
 Scoo: Chickens are just small, modern dinosaurs. Never forget that.
 grizzly: Ultra mega chicken.
 Knice: A rare photo of @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN!!
Image 159342   01-30-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
217
 
 namaste: im dead @XLY...
 XLY: My 80's hip hop tribute band
 tritium: @fakeusername Well, it's VERY caustic.
 fakeusername: doesn't look so fresh to me
Image 159341   01-30-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
459
 
 scribbs: I hope his driver's ed. class included a section on swimming.
 trelyate: this is fine
 WaffleIron: ten minutes with a scredriver and I can make this thing fjord rivers up to the mirrors, minimum. Not now though, I'll need more than a screwdriver now.
 wolfpk: There is always one idiot that thinks, it can't be that deep. He stands as a warning for everyone else
 Joseph: This will make your windows foggy for a very long time.
 San DoDo: Well there's your problem
 wolfpk: There is always one idiot that thinks, it can't be that deep. He stands as a warning for everyone else
 Headoftheclass: "Go go Gadget pontoons!" "Shit. Penny? Not. One. Word."
 Xeno: It's stalking those other cars in the background who are too scared to drink from the watering hole.
 WTF: "If we drive fast enough we can just skip across... FLOOR IT!"
 Meow: Always caulk the wagon and float
 Derp Herpigan: This looks like a job for Aquaman!
 Whatever: Well, it LOOKED like a short cut...
 Knice: [BLOOP ... BLOOP]
 sparename: "You must let me through, you know nothing and I am VERY clever and self-important!"
Image 159340   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
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