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272635  charlemagne: they do this with puffer fish to get high

272638  charlemagne: siri open the front door. siri, please let me back in. siri I'm sorry, open the front door

272641  dangerkeith3000: Nice...

272643  FormerLurker: They seem nice.

272642  wolfpk: Those are some cool cats! At the very least, smart ones.

272621  Not A Bot: Why isn't he pissing on a Chevy logo or praying to a cross?

272636  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Holy double switcherino!

272638  Spazstatic: I use Voice Attack while playing some games, mainly the space game Elite: Dangerous, and have it's trigger phrase set to "computer" because Star Trek.

272640  Dr Awkward: Social commentary!

272432  Mr Bleak: It's a real thing - but bloody annoying from the reviews I looked at.

272616  Dr Awkward: Am I tripping balls, or is #272617 a GIF?

272627  a robot: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

272622  Dr Awkward: Spittin rhymes about his medical bracelet

272631  a robot: I had to reverse image search this to figure out what the fuck that second picture is. It's a duckling, top down view. Dad fell into the pool rescuing the duckling, apparently

272627  Dr Awkward: Alternate title: Brute Squad

272632  Prostata: is netfux advertising on the friendly spaceship now?

272617  UltraBeverly: Actually, all these images convince me that North Korea looks a lot like northern Ohio.

272434  Mr Bleak: Now, what did we say about feeding them after midnight?

272638  Chowdahead: That's why I always call them "Honey."

272638  Chowdahead: That's why I always call them "Honey."

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272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!



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Score:
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 Micro Jackson: I'm too sexy for my house
 SomeCanadian: You may want to avoid *THAT* load-bearing beam...
Image 159349   01-30-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
482
 
 petepuma: He's full
 LKoroton: "Jimmy stuck at the airport?"
 Prostata: he eats shoots and leaves
 Teechur: @Micro Jackson + for the Natalie Dee reference!
 scribbs: Enjoying the beautiful pastoral view #159376
 AdaMan: You wot mate?
 ThatGuy: Just saw #159349
 Donut: "Eat something else? Are you MAD, woman?"
 grizzly: I did something to those leaves.
 Micro Jackson: OMG my farts really do smell like cough drops!!!
 Messed Up Dog: Oh god, *what* kind of chicken was that!?
Image 159348   01-30-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Image 159347 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tokyopig. Your image was bad, tokyopig.
Score:
482
 
 scribbs: @Aemuli Well, we now know what M. Night Shyamalan's user name is.
 yev: exactly, mum. that's what i'm trying to tell you. i am a lucifer's spawn!
 Aemuli: Plot twist: it actually says 999...because everyone is upside down. The end.
 Micro Jackson: Get yo kicks in room 666
 grizzly: @Scoo yup
 Higdec: I see someone is excited to be on Ed Force One. :)
 Amy Housewine: Hell and fire was spawned to be released.
 Radstarboom: better than 668, neighbor of the beast.
 burritos: For the glory of Satan, of course!
Image 159346   01-30-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
290
 
 youshall: Just statin' facts, Sonny BooBoo
 Science: Clean up your thoughts, Internet
 scribbs: He's a technical virgin.
 ChubbyBuddy: @bug sorry kanye bought the entire stock
 wolfpk: However your response confirmed it.
 bug: Where can I get glasses like that?
 grizzly: You can sue your parents for hardship.
 tritium: Hard to get laid when your eyes are a mass of pixels.
 msmstud: Uh-oh, not for long. He's on the internet, now.
Image 159345   01-30-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
247
 
 scribbs: Still no match for the Powerpuff Girls.
 Donut: "Which one of you bastards called me a weeaboo? SHOW YOURSELVES!"
 Radstarboom: You bring dishonor on his manufacturer. He seeks vengeance on a rival factory/dojo.
Image 159344   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
950
 
 petepuma: This kills the catnip plant.
 Science: Dirt nap.
 Teechur: Cattails grow best by water.
 Xeno: Kitten cordyceps?
 Psymon: My kitten plants are coming in nicely
 Higdec: All tuckered out from murdering that plant I see.
 totaljihad: Pawted Plant
Image 159343   01-30-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
552
 
 Ulillillia: @Knice He and @TheExplainer will come back. Any day now... :(
 Amiga 1000: Hell of a catch, Foghorn
 Prostata: chickens are really total jerks
 hearsegirl: God apparently didn't have his eye on that one.
 hearsegirl: mlem
 Headoftheclass: "I thought we were friends, you big cock!"
 Wookiee: OH NO! It's the Cock Goblin'!
 Amy Housewine: AND IT'LL DO THE SAME TO YOU
 Radstarboom: Choking that chicken.
 Xeno: @Scoo KFC = Kentucky Fried Compsognathus
 PenguinBartender: buk-harmph.
 champeen: Chickens are just small, modern dinosaurs. Never forget that.
 grizzly: Ultra mega chicken.
 Knice: A rare photo of @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN!!
Image 159342   01-30-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
217
 
 namaste: im dead @XLY...
 XLY: My 80's hip hop tribute band
 tritium: @fakeusername Well, it's VERY caustic.
 fakeusername: doesn't look so fresh to me
Image 159341   01-30-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
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 scribbs: I hope his driver's ed. class included a section on swimming.
 trelyate: this is fine
 WaffleIron: ten minutes with a scredriver and I can make this thing fjord rivers up to the mirrors, minimum. Not now though, I'll need more than a screwdriver now.
 wolfpk: There is always one idiot that thinks, it can't be that deep. He stands as a warning for everyone else
 Joseph: This will make your windows foggy for a very long time.
 San DoDo: Well there's your problem
 wolfpk: There is always one idiot that thinks, it can't be that deep. He stands as a warning for everyone else
 Headoftheclass: "Go go Gadget pontoons!" "Shit. Penny? Not. One. Word."
 Xeno: It's stalking those other cars in the background who are too scared to drink from the watering hole.
 WTF: "If we drive fast enough we can just skip across... FLOOR IT!"
 Meow: Always caulk the wagon and float
 Derp Herpigan: This looks like a job for Aquaman!
 Whatever: Well, it LOOKED like a short cut...
 Knice: [BLOOP ... BLOOP]
 sparename: "You must let me through, you know nothing and I am VERY clever and self-important!"
Image 159340   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
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