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268178  BavidDowie: Just the tip of the iceborkf

268214  ChubbyBuddy: tell me more

268187  BavidDowie: Classic Karli

268215  ChubbyBuddy: @Munkybut @Alaskan but it's racist against a white person so its fine

268210  ChubbyBuddy: @Zaxxoff i finally understand why ive always wanted to punch that guy. i thought it was the mustache

267978  AGGRO-GATOR MOD: Lol shut the fuck up

268215  Munkybut: @Alaskan there's a "white" noodle in there. It's racist

267978  ChubbyBuddy: wherein Tangible Harm to Human Beings Increases Quarterly Returns," but that probably wont fit on a onesie.

267978  ChubbyBuddy: the democratic party establishment and to the left of the Sanders wing. I call myself a communist or socialist sometimes because I'm outside of the mercifully expanding overton window and the terminology hasn't caught up. I don't want america to be the soviet union. i want america to be america, the best damn america possible and at some point we have to put our collective foot down and say "NO. No, you don't have an absolute right to make infinite profit from human and environmental exploitation." these are not forces interested in compromise. we must take what we are owed as the workforce that made these swine unimaginable wealthy while the rest of us struggle and die. let's put it this way, i would have preferred "Hippity Hoppity, Abolish Profit Incentives in Certain Industries wherei

267978  ChubbyBuddy: overthrew Moseddegh in iran and installed a theocracy because oil companies could make more money, because Moseddegh wanted to nationalize the petroleum industry, as communist a policy as can be imagined. he wanted his people to share in the prosperity borne of his nation's natural resources. and we killed him for it. I want the american fossil fuel companies to be nationalized so they can be disbanded so the planet doesn't cook. I want nationalizations as a bulwark against monopoly and an increase in efficiency. healthcare is cheaper without a rapacious profit margin. single payer is a good start, and i'll vote for candidates who advocate for it. but i want an UK-style NHS, which was the envy if the world until defunded by tory and blairite centrist admins. That puts me to the left of t

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. dude this whole thing began with me making an substantive distinction between personal and private property. thats me trying to inform you and the broader AG readership of a common misconception about marxist thought. you respond by going "well AKKKKKKSHUALLLY ive read the books (no you havent) and i think marx is stinky poo poo pants for dumb dumbs." what specific criticism do you have about marx's ideas? "it doesn't work" ok, why? "it's been tried before and didn't work" what were the external and internal factors at play? did an imperial superpower swagger in and depose the government or engage in soft power moves like CIA coups, election rigging, and propaganda campaigns like in Nicaragua, Cuba, Russia, Vietnam, or Honduras? We o

268224  Seven Eight Nine: My favorite is the sun going down! That cracked me up!

268212  Nope: Ross was the worst friend

268213  Nope: ugh, that was some gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood tuna

268195  MrBoffo: Sorry, It's Katie Ann, but it's Skip's policy to leave the hosing to you and your ... uh, "friend."

268210  Zaxxoff: alt-right flanders trolling antifa homer

268210  MrBoffo: I'll take those eyes over easy for my breakfast tomorrow

268211  MrBoffo: Takes a licking and keeps on borkfing.

268189  Not A Bot: No way this is better than the original

268200  KingTrebek: This changed my mind about putting bumper stickers on my car.

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267978 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: Lol shut the fuck up

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree



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 Headoftheclass: Don't you mean, "Oscar-mired" someone more?
 hearsegirl: Rebelling against the patriarchy by dressing as a weener. Oh, delicious irony!
 Sheikhjahbooty: Hot dog princess is one of the best characters on Adventure Time.
 Mad Collager: You insist on it being princess day!?! Let me be frank with you...
Image 159326   01-30-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
299
 
 bug: NES mandala?
 Mr. Butt: @Mad Collager One of the most amazing things I've ever learned: the swastika is an astrological object, created by the Big Dipper rotating around the North Star.
 Mad Collager: The Nazis tried to win over the Pueblo by adding Southwestern design elements to their swastika, not realizing the Native Americans had invented it centuries earlier.
 AverageJoe: Dem manji
 spong bab: I'm the disembodied cartoon legs in the middle
Image 159325   01-30-17   Uploaded by    bobby
Score:
262
 
 Telkwa: Worst. Skate park. Ever.
 fanny: *cue sad charlie brown music
Image 159324   01-30-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
477
 
 wolfpk: They are conducting a scientific experiment: "how can we get our ass kicked the fastest."
 wolfpk: They are conducting a scientific experiment: "how can we get our ass kicked the fastest."
 Amy Housewine: "It is a bypass! You've got to build bypasses!"
 Teechur: Danged millenials and their "safe spaces"
 bug: Carpool lane only (and sofas)
 Mad Collager: See what happens when you leave the safety pit out of the coach potato's enclosure? #159284
 grizzly: You might be able to legally kill a person here.
 Side Boob: This photo should be named "Impending Ass-whooping"
 a robot: I have that same table, it's the cheapest one at Ikea. It's called "Lack," presumably because you lack the funds for a better table
Image 159323   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
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 scribbs: Efp Toz l'Ped is my dancing name.
 Headoftheclass: "When do we practice inserting rectal suppositories?" The mannequin isn't designed for that. "I'm not talking about the mannequin. ;) ".
 PenguinBartender: You need two people separately checking for the pulse on a dummy? *University of Phoenix theme song plays*
 Sheikhjahbooty: This man needs more stethoscopes, stat!
 Teechur: Calm down! You'll never make a successful medical practitioner if you keep losing your patience like that!
 Zukero: I suspect all three of them are dolls, to support training of medical inspectors.
 Knice: "he ded" "lol"
Image 159322   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
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 Headoftheclass: Known Accomplices: Ron "Tater Salad" White.
 Mad Collager: Those crooks weren't using their noodles.
 Sheikhjahbooty: I used to live in the New York highlands. There but for the Grace of God, go I.
 Lestrange: Yeah, the police usually need help like this.
 ChubbyBuddy: whenever i go to Bilderburger, I get the Goldman-Sachlunch: The Skull-n-Boneless Buffalo wings, NWOnion rings, and a diet Koch. Pretty tasty but they make you eat it naked while lying in a coffin.
 Knice: See, kids? Messy eaters never win.
Image 159321   01-30-17   Uploaded by    werterland
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 Science: I think you're better off rolling with the pages from this dumb book first.
 wolfpk: I like how it say your lady friend or mother. Kind of points out how big of loser you have to be.
 wolfpk: I like how it say your lady friend or mother. Kind of points out how big of loser you have to be.
 bug: WTF book is this.
 fanny: if you weren't spending all your money on weed, you'd be able to afford real rolling papers!
 Aemuli: And this is one way to know you do, in fact, have a serious drug problem. It's a "holy hell, is this what my life is now? I've gotta get my shit together" kind of moment.
 Skaalar: @grizzly Firmly on hold while I watch Advemture Time till the sunrises.
 UltraBeverly: I think the wrappers are now plastic (to seal out freshness?), so I approve this message.
 grizzly: It's 4:18am. Do you know where your life is?
Image 159320   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
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 Nothing: Sharxorcist. Come on, people, it's right there.
 Amy Housewine: The shark excorcist (with a crucifix attached to one of this teeth) came to remove the fallen priest (who was conducting an invisible orchestra).
 wolfpk: Please don't let SyFy channel see this!!!!!!
 bug: I repent! ...[eats priest anyway because he's still a shark.]
 ChubbyBuddy: @Scoo sinead o'ark exorcist
 SomeCanadian: @ChubbyBuddy @grizzly This seems to be a very niche type of danger.
 Scoo: Not enough -nado, 3/10
 grizzly: @ChubbyBuddy it swims in lava. Duh.
 ChubbyBuddy: also wouldnt an on fire shark be quickly not on fire if swimming in water
 ChubbyBuddy: dumb tagline, everybody has jaws. except like worms or w/e
Image 159319   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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Image 159318   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Pikachu
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 scribbs: I want the middle one to be my new work uniform.
 Donut: ...professional what now?
 Ulillillia: I want to know WHat love is
 Zukero: Proper case. I wish for proper case.
 SomeCanadian: We all make mistakes. Some more egregious than others. @ChubbyBuddy
 ChubbyBuddy: @SomeCanadian no self respecting gay dude would wear bangs that look like a permanent hairnet
 SunWukong: Apparently this is Ahmed Angel, aspiring model and "The most narcissistic man on Facebook".
 whiplash: Is this an ad to hire an escort?
 Headoftheclass: What's up with the hairnet?
 ChubbyBuddy: @SomeCanadian no self respecting gay dude would wear bangs that look like a permanent hairnet
 SomeCanadian: @ChubbyBuddy Somehow, I don't think it matters to him much.
 SomeCanadian: I didn't know you could be professionally fabulous.
 ChubbyBuddy: I wish I knew WHat boobs feel like
Image 159317   01-30-17   Uploaded by    balloon
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