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263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263338  fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?

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263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo



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Score:
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 fishsoup: Always rad for! If you go to the museum the film has every kind of cat transport....
 SpaceCow: Compact cats are the way to go. They have a much smaller litter box footprint.
 wolfpk: Kid: this magical enchantment is great. Cat: this sucks!
 PenguinBartender: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Image 159310   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
187
 
 Jotun: Eastenders?
 Radstarboom: I'm sorry, this CAT scan shows it's malignant.
 Headoftheclass: "1911!" 1911-what?
 Butcherboy: This is Greek to me
 deathawaits: Oklahoma beachfront 2210
Image 159309   01-30-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
368
 
 scribbs: Sorry, I can't Rad anybody who asserts that my absence of belief per se is a belief. That's offensive to me.
 SunWukong: @hearsegirl compliment returned.
 hearsegirl: @SunWukong all the pluses for you today
 Niels Bohr: @tritium how cynically enterprising.
 whiplash: Got to give him credit for ingenuity.
 SunWukong: Incidentally, 'round my way the only people who come close to helping the homeless as much as the Mosques are the Masons. So both the alt right and the conspiracy theorists can kiss my monkey balls.
 tritium: @Sandor as long we're overthinking everything, the model he's using here is not a scientific study, but a leaderboard. By gamifying charity, he's turning behavioral science directly into profit.
 Sandor: @Niels Bohr And the data needs to be normalized as there is not an equal distribution of religions that will have the opportunity to donate. Also, I overthink everything.
 Niels Bohr: @Niels Bohr aww fuck it
 Niels Bohr: @Niels Bohr we'really having X Games half an hour away, he'doesn't need a 5 gallon bucket for the weed money.
 Niels Bohr: This seems very unscientific, the results are going to depend entirely on the region and time of year the test was conducted in.
 tokyopig: And so it was that the church of weed smokers finally received tax exempt status from the federal government.
 tokyopig: And so it was that the church of weed smokers finally received tax exempt status from the federal government.
 SunWukong: Which religion cares most about the appearance of generosity and the opportunity for self-righteousness? Let's face it, he's on to a winner here.
 Scoo: By my own rather scant research, I'd say Rastafarian
 Knice: I worship at the Church of Please Put Your Balls Away.
Image 159308   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
500
 
 scribbs: Ayup! HYUK HYUK HYUK.
 Teechur: @Nymphomania That hit a truckma.
 whiplash: He ran into a herp.
 Mr. Whiskers: Swedish Chef was in a fender bender (or a "flurgen deburgen" as they say in Sweden)
 Nymphomania: That's karma.
 TaintJuice: You should have seen this coming.
Image 159307   01-30-17   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
389
 
 Jotun: Oh the humanity!
 scribbs: "Hey, asshole! You're submarine is busted!"
 Side Boob: @Wookiee Worse things could happen! The only reason I know is because I stole the image from an article about the Shenandoah
 Telkwa: Ice Road Truckers, 2210.
 Wookiee: @Side Boob My bad. Thanks. That's what I get for not double checking before I post.
 UltraBeverly: @Mr. Whiskers I would choose dirigible over spirit airlines ANY day.
 Side Boob: @Wookiee It's actually the USS Shenandoah.
 Whatever: @Mr. Whiskers A zeppelin is a rigid airship, with an internal superstructure. A blimp, such as the Goodyear blimp, lacks the internal superstructure and is kept in shape by air ducted from its propulsion engines into the envelope. It's slow, but a cool way to ride.
 Wookiee: LZ 126-aka-USS Los Angeles
 Mr. Whiskers: I got to check out a blimp belonging to a certain life insurance company. I was amazed by the fact that it's basically a balloon with a fan and some ropes. And it takes forever to fly it anywhere. And you have to fly it because there's like $50k of helium in there so deflating is not financially prudent.
 Knice: Funding pitch: "Well, like, the sky is just an ocean made of air, right?" "Holy shit!" *signs check*
Image 159306   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
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 SpaceCow: @tokyopig Or it's the new "Apple Air". "Breathe clear."
 tokyopig: The new apple nothing. Starting at 1,500.
 Scoo: Apple Store without Apple
Image 159305   01-30-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
625
 
 aeroaero: Lolz @DrinkMixMan
 Fancy Clown: @jazzjunkie Haha. That's exactly what I was thinking of too.
 ButtNutz: Spock has weird nipples.
 DrinkMixMan: Reroute auxiliary power to the looper!
 jazzjunkie: # In the middle of the earth in the land of the shire, lives a brave little Hobbit that we all admire... #
 SpaceCow: "There must be some kinda way out of here. Said the dwarf to the thief."
 doop: That Scandinavian yodeling harp is gonna sound sweet.
 Mr. Whiskers: Reggie Watts? More like Reggie Spock!
 tokyopig: Spock's real love interest was nurse Chapel, err... I mean Roddenberry's real love interest was Majel Barrett... I mean, he fooled around with both of them... Roddenberry that is. I guess maybe Spock too?
 Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall
 Side Boob: Spock laying down those beats
 sparename: "We've Got a Fuzzbox and We're Gonna Use It"
Image 159304   01-30-17   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
593
 
 Telkwa: Gestational diabetes is no laughing matter in Crimea.
 whiplash: I knew those photos of skinny Putin with no shirt were photoshopped!
 doop: Comrade Putin is wearing no underwear. Has bare hams pressed against brown vinyl, like old days of station wagon, da?
 Mr. Whiskers: Putin on the sitz (bath)
 Scoo: Terrifying
Image 159303   01-30-17   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
703
 
 Telkwa: Sparky, Duke and Bucky.
 SpaceCow: Bow wow, I say.
 wolfpk: Wildlife is becoming a little too accustome to human presence.
 Scoo: How do you do, fellow doggos?
Image 159302   01-30-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
502
 
 wolfpk: This is not over! Just wait until you meet my claws!!!
 Mr. Butt: Clever girl.
 AverageJoe: No one else has dared to comment. Why should I?
Image 159301   01-30-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
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