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258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

258604  a robot: "I should really buy a boat."

258615  a robot: @Annoying Vegan I seriously love this new project you're doing! :D

258616  a robot: Also @Mr. Butt

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3. Scoo
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9. Not A Bot
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!



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NonRhetorical uploaded 258154 (801 points)
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Hyphae uploaded 258404 (757 points)
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realjon uploaded 258167 (748 points)
Hippitus Hoppitus uploaded 258376 (730 points)
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 6. NotHuman: 2185 points
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 8. Solemn: 1640 points
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10. Mr. Shine: 1635 points
11. DerMantis: 1579 points
12. Laree: 1529 points
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14. bromide: 1466 points
15. Gallifrasian: 1463 points
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Score:
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 DrinkMixMan: Never once in my life has somebody expected me to use a toilet brush at a public bathroom.
 Mr. Shine: This is a very aggressive Arby's bathroom.
 ChubbyBuddy: no, i prefer toilet paper
 addend: Yes, but now I have to go again.
 WaffleIron: Not on my teeth.
Image 159270   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
456
 
 raditzu: Seems legit.
 Mad Collager: Well, I guess owners don't always end up looking like their dogs.
 wolfpk: If you are going to photo shop their arms, the leastg you could do is adjust the leash.
 Teechur: Magical leash walks the dog for you.
 Lestrange: Nice pomeranian but outstanding steroid abuse. Sorry about his dick though.
 SunWukong: I'm thinking he didn't look especially normal in the original.
 tritium: Something something arm day.
Image 159269   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
249
 
 wolfpk: Don't you just hate laundry day? The only thing you have clean is something you never want to wear.
 whiplash: Miley Cyrus incognito.
 Ironass: Looks like the walk of shame.
 Lestrange: 'Madonna among the douches'.
 square44: @archanon too sick to put on shoes properly
 tritium: "You would too, if you had legs like these."
 archanon: Oh God! She's gonna hurl!
Image 159268   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
341
 
 VoR: Trick! You hit the 1st one and jump the rest! so less sad.
 jazzjunkie: Damned if you do; damned if you don't.
 Mexico: It'll be even sicker with the trail of blood and guts.
Image 159267   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
260
 
 Radstarboom: For sale, babies foot. Never used.
 Dick Inspector: That's pretty cool.
 VoR: Where's the ring for your hand ring?
 tritium: (goth intensifies)
 Skinr: The Corpse Bride?
Image 159266   01-30-17   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
153
 
 ignatz: @jazzjunkie must be the shrunken neck..
 Side Boob: Nice couple
 jazzjunkie: I'm sure they're perfectly RAD people, but not sure why they hitched a ride on the Friendly Spaceship...
 AutoDisaster: Is that David Byrne?
 Mexico: They seem nice.
Image 159265   01-30-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
357
 
 thebiglutovsky: Probably the only way to read your book without anyone trying to talk to you.
 wolfpk: The conclusion to the test was very clear. Sitting near high amounts of losed electricity will get you electrocuted .
 grizzly: Nerd!
 WaffleIron: @Nope : He was really into pigeons, so maybe that's why he wont turn it off?
 Nope: Tesla! Tesla! You turn that off right now! You are going to scare the cats!
Image 159264   01-30-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
412
 
 tritium: @Peter Pantsless M'Leena
 Peter Pantsless: Okay now show two dudes dressed as Kitana and Mileena
 Nope: FINISH HIM!
Image 159263   01-30-17   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
203
 
 Science: The crime isss life.The sssentenssse isss death!
 Radstarboom: Death is coming! Death is here.
 addend: Looks more like decay.
 Kim: Momento mori.
Image 159262   01-30-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
392
 
 jazzjunkie: @Kim Asexuality is greatly misunderstood. It has nothing to do with body dysmorphia, cannibalism, nor sexual reassignment. Whatever that kid from japan had going on, asexuality isn't what caused him to sever his reproductive organs and feed them to strangers.
 Kim: @jazzjunkie psh, what do you know? Fact check me.
 Mad Collager: They get bigger as you spread the butter!
 CapitalismMeow: But are they organic and non GMO?
 addend: @Kim What?!
 jazzjunkie: @Kim I don't think that word means what you think it means.
 Kim: A bargain! An asexual Asian chef served his up for $500 a plate.
 Peter Pantsless: I'll take the 71 gallon box, please
 Mexico: High in protein, low in fat, and delicious!
Image 159261   01-29-17   Uploaded by    taiko
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