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268201  Knice: Double-chuff [vomit emoji]

267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

268189  FormerLurker: Theyre not wrong... 14 years in professional kitchens has taught me that the taller a meal is, the more impresssed people are. And if you leave negative space around the meal with your drizzle of sauce, it further accentuates the tallness of the meal.

267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Your posts dont contain one crucial thing: Proof that your ideas work. Im not talking about social programs. Theres plenty of proof they work. Show me a communist / socialist government where people are better off than they are under a capitalist system. More to the point, show me a system that abolishes private property (remember thats what the argument is about) and still allows people liberty and self determination.

268195  FormerLurker: This boat, which stays outside near a lake, is covered in spiders, whose natural habitat is outside near a lake! Im SURE the owner intentionally covers his boats in spiders every morning! Im also sure he trained said wild spiders to crawl towards me after I jump into the water! Theres no way that this is all normal spider behavior and theres also no way Im exaggerating or biasing my observations based on prior expectations!

268198  Dresdenkeogh: Someone hire a trombone player to follow this dog around.

268174  trelyate: when you finally take that monster shit you've been holding in

268194  ThoughtlessGentleman: those piles of cocaine you could buy legally at this time had nothing to do with the hooker strangling either.

268206  phil: Lol thought it was a nipple on a hairy breast.

268189  wolfpk: Put meat on top: double price. Cut portion in half and put a line of sauce beside it: triple price.

268197  Yam: This guy looks like a Roscoe

268196  wolfpk: Mine!

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob see how my posts contain real things real that exist in the real world where people live and die by the stroke of a pen and all you do is quibble about language

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @ChubbyBuddy Jesus Christ, The Original Socialist, knocked over the tables of money changers when they conducted business at temple. a healthy anger can motivate the working class against the oligarchy. if you're not mad you arent paying attention. people are dying man, there's more important things going on than civility.

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. please understand that i admit that im attacking you and you're not gaining any ground by complaining about it. I'm not nice. I'm a mean, nasty, petty, crudeass son of a bitch. I'm sick of people arguing about naughty words and politeness. The planet is going to cook us alive if we don't make bold action to fight climate change. americans die by the tens of thousands due to inadequate healthcare. thousands more die in natural disasters that might have lived if not for incompetent and corrupt relief efforts and inadequate infrastructure. Nazis openly march on our streets. Decorum and politeness are a tool of controlled opposition. the right shows open contempt for decency and they control everything. anger is good. it works. even

268098  apoxia: That would be the starting price for a very basic avocado smash in New Zealand. You'd be looking more like $16-$18 for that (I'd expect some feta in there for the $18 price).

268101  apoxia: Fun fact, "French" in the Maori language is "wi wi"

268043  El hefe: Thank you Bryan Christ

268202  ignatz: Hehe grass

268110  apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

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 Peach: @carpwoman But damn is he cuddly.
 carpwoman: @Peach - That's Bob. He never knows what the hell he's doing.
 SomeCanadian: It's pandas all the way down. @ignatz
 Peach: The 3 pandas on the right are all doing the same move, but the one on the left is messing up the choreography.
 Teechur: @ignatz @scribbs They are like the politicians who can talk out of both ends.
 scribbs: @ignatz It's why they haven't gone extinct yet.
 tomatosaws: Huh, pandas have secondary pandas in their nether regions
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 slurms: Cats and pumpkins underwent parallel evolution 3000 years ago. That's when things were DECENT.
 Peach: Mistook it for a human's head and instinct took over from there.
 scribbs: Down in one! Down in one!
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 scribbs: TOTALLY First World problem.
Image 159124   01-29-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
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 scribbs: Don't suck your thumb on the train. It'll make your teeth crooked.
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 Knice: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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 Skaalar: He was born to the darkness.
 aeroaero: The dental work Gotham needs, not the dental work it deserves.
 Pizza: The Hick Knight Rises
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