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238205  tib gubb: don't forget about the whole gastrointestinal tract thing

238292  Dr Awkward: "BAD VEZ" is my new favorite Russian europop group

238211  tib gubb: active camogator

238305  Annoying Vegan : Two supremely soulful portraits in a row!

238212  tib gubb: somebody needs a snickers

238216  tib gubb: dad 2.0

238294  Dr Awkward: You shall rue this day.

238226  tib gubb: this is what they did, before the internet

238297  Dr Awkward: I badded this, probably because it hits too close to home

238254  White Rice: @barfolomew I think my first alcohol purchase was either an okay bottle of vodka (nothing fancy, but not in a plastic jug either) or some terrible, terrible beer (good old Steel Reserve, for when you want to stop tasting beer after the second gulp)

238298  Mexico: @a robot He's okay. It's his fans that are annoying.

238229  tib gubb: that's really unnecessary. now, a cat on the other hand...

238257  tib gubb: join us, alice

238256  dangerkeith3000: Everybody hurts........sometime....

238303  Annoying Vegan : Calvinball was really popular back then

238301  WotGives: Amazing grandmother gets censored but cock is ok. Why are we so offended by the female body?

238279  tib gubb: nah, but for lafs you can shut down the cooling, their fault if they didn't set a temperature shutdown in bios

238313  Nope: The hero we need

238282  dangerkeith3000: Me sitting in the back getting my hair done.

238292  tib gubb: heroes of might and magic 3 is pretty good. not that good, though

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2. Robespierre
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5. Ulillillia
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8. funny in the wall
9. tib gubb
10. Whatever

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238085 Whatever: More like chestburster abortion from the Aliens movies...

238226 tib gubb: this is what they did, before the internet

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238194 glenalec: @Spazstatic - it's all a factor in a complex cycle of life crapping on you.

238173 jazzjunkie: Damn it Wesley

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

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Messed Up Dog uploaded 237863 (1040 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 237947 (1032 points)
wolfskin uploaded 238075 (1024 points)
trepanation uploaded 237929 (938 points)
Side Boob uploaded 238239 (931 points)
logono uploaded 237845 (931 points)
Uncle Larry uploaded 237996 (930 points)
Booty Kicker uploaded 237811 (916 points)
Prombom uploaded 237880 (910 points)
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 3. ping: 3930 points
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 5. Gomi Day: 3501 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3186 points
 7. a robot: 2740 points
 8. logono: 2662 points
 9. Yurishiro: 2065 points
10. Horp Lello: 2036 points
11. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
12. Taters: 1884 points
13. square44: 1796 points
14. deadwombat: 1783 points
15. demonius: 1718 points
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 ping: I don't know why, but this image makes me think of the WuTang Clan.
 Peach: @carpwoman But damn is he cuddly.
 carpwoman: @Peach - That's Bob. He never knows what the hell he's doing.
 SomeCanadian: It's pandas all the way down. @ignatz
 Peach: The 3 pandas on the right are all doing the same move, but the one on the left is messing up the choreography.
 Teechur: @ignatz @scribbs They are like the politicians who can talk out of both ends.
 scribbs: @ignatz It's why they haven't gone extinct yet.
 ignatz: Huh, pandas have secondary pandas in their nether regions
Image 159126   01-29-17   Uploaded by    zip file
 Robespierre: "Chances arrrrrrrre..."
 slurms: Cats and pumpkins underwent parallel evolution 3000 years ago. That's when things were DECENT.
 Peach: Mistook it for a human's head and instinct took over from there.
 scribbs: Down in one! Down in one!
Image 159125   01-29-17   Uploaded by    icloud
 Robespierre: Proto-Jack Chick
 Telkwa: 1940's motivational posters were so wholesome. Let's make America great again.
 slurms: Open mouth. Insert Jesus.
 Sadbot: Ah, the good 'ol days when kids dressed like dorky math teachers and loved Jesus
 Peach: I hate going to church with every fiber of my mortal flesh, Lord, but I'll go to church for you.
 Amy Housewine: "It transubstantiates into your... what? Are you joking?"
 scribbs: TOTALLY First World problem.
Image 159124   01-29-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Leaf it out!
 Peter Pantsless: "I'm going to Disney World!"
 Robespierre: @SomeCanadian "I'm bushed."
 ping: Rustling intensifies.
 wolfpk: Now let's talk to the only reliable source
 wolfpk: Now let's talk to the only reliable source
 ChubbyBuddy: i heard u did 9/11 confirm/deny?
 SomeCanadian: Sir, are you aware you're a shrub?
 scribbs: "We could use a little potash, please."
 Robespierre: (Announcer): So, what are your plans for the summer?
 ignatz: Well George, I 'it the ball first time into the back of the net.
Image 159123   01-29-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
 Judge Bread: Probably turn the flash off if you are going to take pictures of weird people
 Lestrange: Get your feet off the seat too, you young idiot.
 Teechur: You don't know where that thumb has been. Or maybe you do...
 Robespierre: Termination just sinking in
 Knice: She's tweaking her ranking algorithm.
 scribbs: Don't suck your thumb on the train. It'll make your teeth crooked.
Image 159122   01-29-17   Uploaded by    gggina
 tib gubb: GO BACK, OH GOD GO BACK!
 Robespierre: That thing to the left is a 30 meg hard drive.
 wolfpk: With enough computing power to a 2+2 in under a minute!
 Skumb: You just need a truck, and a generator to use our IBM 1041 everywhere
 slurms: Access instant anywhere from computer.
 Ironass: We're tweaking the ranking algorithm. You may see your rank briefly go up or down today. This is normal!
 scribbs: NO SHIT?!
 Skaalar: Access internets anywhere Intel Celeron Processor! Number one greatest processor in Poland!
 tritium: A beautiful sight, the inception of modern goatse technology.
 SunWukong: If they had marketed it as "Endless awful porn and billions of people shouting semi-literate abuse at each other" it may not have caught on.
 Knice: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Image 159121   01-29-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
 Ulillillia: Quote unquote work
 scribbs: Boooo!
 tritium: Ah yes! I've seen that. It's standard office decoration for the world's worst workplaces.
 Peach: Don't ask for context. Scroll past this image and get back to "commenting".
Image 159120   01-29-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
 Whatever: Oh, THAT'S who I voted for?
 carpwoman: Oh, your turn is coming, honey. Show a little more respect for your mother.
 KingTrebek: Yep, it's wood
 scribbs: My mom needs a phone the size of an ipad.
 Lestrange: Modern American foreign policy - the fine print.
Image 159119   01-29-17   Uploaded by    DOW
 Vinochet: @Yam You have destroyed my sense of wonder and child-like innocence
 Yam: @SomeCanadian A lot of stock photography is freelance. You need model releases and a few reasonably normal images to get up and running on the websites, but once you are you can just upload things and get a royalty whenever it's sold.
 Teechur: @SomeCanadian *bzzzzz "RAWR!"
 scribbs: "You! Get me a Fresca!"
 SomeCanadian: "Yeah so you're gonna be a teacher- no a SEXY teacher- but you're also covered in bees. Yeah all over. Now you're a dinosaur! But still a teacher bee-person. Excellent"@Teechur
 Cami: A modern twist on the Hussar hairdo.
 Teechur: @SomeCanadian Got any applications? I show up on film.
 SomeCanadian: My dream job is to own a stock photo company and just order people to do bizarre stuff and take pictures.
Image 159118   01-29-17   Uploaded by    Gazden
 raditzu: Hopefully DC won't sue him for a trademark...
 slurms: This should go on the cover of the magazine. It is rare that an image so well defines an Era. I feel blessed to be alive for it.
 Cami: Batman serves Cape Town now.
 Skaalar: He was born to the darkness.
 TurkeyVulture: The dental work Gotham needs, not the dental work it deserves.
 Pizza: The Hick Knight Rises
Image 159117   01-29-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
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