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253971  White Rice: False. Fact: you can't get sick if you're dead.

253985  White Rice: @Sadbot @barfolomew people seem to think Star Wars was ever not campy & goofy, but that's a recent event (and only really in rogue one, which still had some humor tossed in with the war movie set in space). I also liked it, and am looking forward to everything else thats in the works (and even though the movie was less "origin" and more "here's a crazy thing that happened" Solo was alright)

253964  Scoo: Buckle up, Buttercup!

253968  Scoo: We need to talk about @Kevin II

253973  Scoo: Whert, whert in the Bert

253979  Scoo: Fuck off, Cis-th Lord!

253986  Scoo: Boop!

253987  Scoo: No, but I've left it on the top of my car and driven off...

253990  Scoo: Timely!

253992  Scoo: Well owl be damned

253961  tib gubb: this sign is positively spectacular

253971  tib gubb: no, no... without proof, that's an opinion

253973  tib gubb: lol-worthy

253978  tib gubb: statistics don't lie

253983  tib gubb: the cat is in charge, the soldier is just hired muscle

253985  Sadbot: @barfolomew I enjoyed it also. High five for not letting nostalgia create unrealistic expectations!

253969  Not A Bot: the cat not named Mint Rose. Pretty sure the cat's name is Mint Rose and the soap would smell as fishy as the packaging looks.

253988  sparename: "What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher have in common?" .. "They both come in posh boxes..."

253996  OldKentuckyShark: Oohhh, poor thing

253984  Sadbot: That is a belief, of sorts.

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253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

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 ping: I don't know why, but this image makes me think of the WuTang Clan.
 Peach: @carpwoman But damn is he cuddly.
 carpwoman: @Peach - That's Bob. He never knows what the hell he's doing.
 SomeCanadian: It's pandas all the way down. @ignatz
 Peach: The 3 pandas on the right are all doing the same move, but the one on the left is messing up the choreography.
 Teechur: @ignatz @scribbs They are like the politicians who can talk out of both ends.
 scribbs: @ignatz It's why they haven't gone extinct yet.
 ignatz: Huh, pandas have secondary pandas in their nether regions
Image 159126   01-29-17   Uploaded by    zip file
 PlzPlzMe: "Chances arrrrrrrre..."
 slurms: Cats and pumpkins underwent parallel evolution 3000 years ago. That's when things were DECENT.
 Peach: Mistook it for a human's head and instinct took over from there.
 scribbs: Down in one! Down in one!
Image 159125   01-29-17   Uploaded by    icloud
 Surprising: Proto-Jack Chick
 Telkwa: 1940's motivational posters were so wholesome. Let's make America great again.
 slurms: Open mouth. Insert Jesus.
 Sadbot: Ah, the good 'ol days when kids dressed like dorky math teachers and loved Jesus
 Peach: I hate going to church with every fiber of my mortal flesh, Lord, but I'll go to church for you.
 Amy Housewine: "It transubstantiates into your... what? Are you joking?"
 scribbs: TOTALLY First World problem.
Image 159124   01-29-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Leaf it out!
 Peter Pantsless: "I'm going to Disney World!"
 ashton: @SomeCanadian "I'm bushed."
 ping: Rustling intensifies.
 wolfpk: Now let's talk to the only reliable source
 wolfpk: Now let's talk to the only reliable source
 ChubbyBuddy: i heard u did 9/11 confirm/deny?
 SomeCanadian: Sir, are you aware you're a shrub?
 scribbs: "We could use a little potash, please."
 bromide: (Announcer): So, what are your plans for the summer?
 ignatz: Well George, I 'it the ball first time into the back of the net.
Image 159123   01-29-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
 Judge Bread: Probably turn the flash off if you are going to take pictures of weird people
 Lestrange: Get your feet off the seat too, you young idiot.
 Teechur: You don't know where that thumb has been. Or maybe you do...
 blablabla: Termination just sinking in
 Knice: She's tweaking her ranking algorithm.
 scribbs: Don't suck your thumb on the train. It'll make your teeth crooked.
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 stunt nuts: That thing to the left is a 30 meg hard drive.
 wolfpk: With enough computing power to a 2+2 in under a minute!
 Skumb: You just need a truck, and a generator to use our IBM 1041 everywhere
 slurms: Access instant anywhere from computer.
 Ironass: We're tweaking the ranking algorithm. You may see your rank briefly go up or down today. This is normal!
 scribbs: NO SHIT?!
 Skaalar: Access internets anywhere Intel Celeron Processor! Number one greatest processor in Poland!
 tritium: A beautiful sight, the inception of modern goatse technology.
 SunWukong: If they had marketed it as "Endless awful porn and billions of people shouting semi-literate abuse at each other" it may not have caught on.
 Knice: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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 Ulillillia: Quote unquote work
 scribbs: Boooo!
 tritium: Ah yes! I've seen that. It's standard office decoration for the world's worst workplaces.
 Peach: Don't ask for context. Scroll past this image and get back to "commenting".
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 Whatever: Oh, THAT'S who I voted for?
 carpwoman: Oh, your turn is coming, honey. Show a little more respect for your mother.
 KingTrebek: Yep, it's wood
 scribbs: My mom needs a phone the size of an ipad.
 Lestrange: Modern American foreign policy - the fine print.
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 Vinochet: @Yam You have destroyed my sense of wonder and child-like innocence
 Yam: @SomeCanadian A lot of stock photography is freelance. You need model releases and a few reasonably normal images to get up and running on the websites, but once you are you can just upload things and get a royalty whenever it's sold.
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 SomeCanadian: "Yeah so you're gonna be a teacher- no a SEXY teacher- but you're also covered in bees. Yeah all over. Now you're a dinosaur! But still a teacher bee-person. Excellent"@Teechur
 Cami: A modern twist on the Hussar hairdo.
 Teechur: @SomeCanadian Got any applications? I show up on film.
 SomeCanadian: My dream job is to own a stock photo company and just order people to do bizarre stuff and take pictures.
Image 159118   01-29-17   Uploaded by    Gazden
 raditzu: Hopefully DC won't sue him for a trademark...
 slurms: This should go on the cover of the magazine. It is rare that an image so well defines an Era. I feel blessed to be alive for it.
 Cami: Batman serves Cape Town now.
 Skaalar: He was born to the darkness.
 TurkeyVulture: The dental work Gotham needs, not the dental work it deserves.
 Pizza: The Hick Knight Rises
Image 159117   01-29-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
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