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273288  Teechur: Should have nailed it to the windshield so it doesn't blow off.

273300  Mr. Butt: fuck off

273295  Teechur: As I told my son, "Always know where your pen is."

273283  Gerb Flumopert: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

273267  Munkybut: This was on my daily commute

273282  Munkybut: The beauty of America

273300  Munkybut: Women be shoppin, amiright?

273187  Sthenolaidas: I had to rad something stupid so I'd have a bad vote for this image.

273293  Nope: Gotta work on the kegels first

273267  lecj07: From an alternate reality where Hillary won.

273300  Nope: Not with a debit card

273273  lecj07: Please tell me this isn't a cat wedding

273265  DrinkMixMan: Un don't want none unless you got buns hun

273299  namaste: Snail acid trip

273182  Sadpygmy: F'n birds

273289  Double-Munched Tacotito: Which Pink Floyd album cover is this again?

273263  Dr Awkward: @ignatz But also because theyre assholes

273275  Dr Awkward: @Not A Bot That falls a bit out of the scope of a postmans job description

273300  Not A Bot: Cucahbah wata fo custamah only!

273283  WannaBee: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

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273224 Uncle Phil: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the Genesee county and I will be there at the same time as the new index finger in your where are you located and what are you looking for?

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:



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 dirtstick: same, fred. same.
 mexican: I have always considered the fact that I was never able to meet Mr. Rogers as one of the few things I truly regret. Few have ever been as good as he was, and his loss is to the detriment of us all.
 Chest Rockwell: Fred Rogers was one of the good guys.
 tib gubb: that's the best attitude, really
 DrinkMixMan: There are no mistakes, just happy accidents. :)
Image 159090   01-29-17   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
525
 
 Mr Bleak: We all live in a marrow submarine, a marrow submarine, ...
 Thurb Grunombies: SS Bravery
 slurms: She's probably in another castle.
 Cami: A hull that small should not be hogging!
 duckfarts: another reason cats don't wanna take a bath
 Teechur: vvv Ha! I forgot about the switcherino now that I'm back to blue! H2Omelon becomes croissants.
 scribbs: But does it sink?
 Borkf: Marrow boat
 Lestrange: Homer level model making.
 Teechur: Ok, booze out of a croissants is good. Not so sure about booze out of a zucchini.
 dobbiesdoogs: anything's a submarine if you're brave enough
Image 159089   01-29-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
690
 
 thebiglutovsky: @Mr. Butt I had to google, but still giggled at that.
 Telkwa: All are welcome on the Friendly Spaceship.
 jazzjunkie: Welcome to Nightvale
 Peach: Timely. Except I don't mean it sarcastically :(
 Mr. Butt: I'm so happy I've discovered Scarfolk.
 cenecia: Don't worry guys. It won't get this bad... the badges will be much more colorful.
 addend: "Cuisine" sounds suspiciously foreign. Badge 'em!
Image 159088   01-29-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
739
 
 tokyopig: Now I have visions of some bored register clerk with greasy long hair, bleeding from the forearm and muttering the lyrics to "expendable youth"
 slurms: What kind of insurance do they have, you think? The last kind maybe?
 duckfarts: already there, buddy
 SomeCanadian: OR not. I'm a sign, not the cops. @whiplash
 whiplash: OR wash hands before returning to work. Your choice!
 Chest Rockwell: Is this a Subway bathroom?
 Lestrange: @Mexico You suffering from deja vu too?
 Mexico: Can someone take me to the hospital?
Image 159087   01-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
184
 
 addend: Looks lonely. The people in the mirror should sit next to her.
Image 159086   01-29-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
255
 
 LKoroton: showing the face would have triggered the imagebot censor
 dobbiesdoogs: whoa stock up on bandaids for all the cuts you'll get from this edgelord
Image 159085   01-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
740
 
 raditzu: I think this "prey" can easily kick his feathery butt.
 Dreforian: *Amok Time battle music plays*
 Peach: They're fighting over a pile of worms.
 SomeCanadian: BOOP!
 Lestrange: Cannot believe no-one said jay walking yet. 'Jay walking'!
 duckfarts: Oh, falc-off!
 White Rice: "FALCON KICK!"
 Mexico: Your Crested Bird Style is no match for my Falcon Style!
Image 159084   01-29-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
632
 
 Vinochet: you idiot, it's a cruiser, not a dragster
 Peach: #Greased Lighting, go Greased Lightning!#
 whiplash: Headin' for Wally World!
 Lestrange: Bad because well, fucking grow up.
 duckfarts: I live for this shit
 Teechur: If you're gonna drag your family a quarter mile across a dirt track, this is your car.
 dobbiesdoogs: you may think you hate it now, but wait till you drag it
 ThatGuy: The Vista Bruiser, You can literally bruise the viastas...
Image 159083   01-29-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
32
 
 Phillee: @hajjpodge the way to check if something is good, has changed from "checking out the thing itself" to "lets see what other people think about it". a few likes in the beginning nd some luck...
 cenecia: WE DA BEST
 hajjpodge: Thanks to the internet, all kinds of mediocrity can go viral.
 a robot: *with
 addend: Ice-T looks so young.
Image 159082   01-29-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
169
 
 Annoying Vegan : Where is the one who can make a killer martini?
 Supermansbrother: Justice League Antarctica. Big Sir and Scarlet Skiier?
 SomeCanadian: Aggro-Egg: Find Bender in the penguins!
 addend: Too phallic; Didn't read.
 ThatGuy: "We can only nope."
Image 159081   01-29-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
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