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258061  Felicity: I liked their song Selfie

258070  Amy Housewine: @Messed Up Dog You have an appropriate username for this one.

258062  Amy Housewine: Whyatt puts his name on this cartoon three times, whereas many would not want to own up to it at all.

258057  Amy Housewine: The strain of trying to remember this gave me a heart attack.

258070  Messed Up Dog: K9's in Satan's service! KISS!

258070  Chile Quornwrap: I would adopt this doggo and name it Violator

258070  mrmrmr: that's not what i meant when i said give me a kiss

258018  DrinkMixMan: Hydrox it is

258039  DrinkMixMan: North North North North North North Korea

258060  Sadpygmy: F'n happiness

258069  Disclosure: I don't see the problem, free honey.

258058  Solemn: @a robot No, it's a container! Put gunpowder in it first, THEN light it!

258019  Skinr: Jack Frost: With a Vengeance

258035  Skinr: Downward Dog?

258039  Skinr: Beauty of Upper Atmosphere.

258044  Skinr: And that's how Ald'ruhn was founded, my child.

258051  Skinr: I AM PEWTER PERSON

258053  Skinr: Hey now, you're a Morning Star / Get your Mass on, go pray

258064  Peter Pantsless: Even if you can't spell for shit

258057  addend: So... I /didn't/ survive a heart attack?

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257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

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258006 tib gubb: he can powerwalk as fast or slow as he wants; he's already won.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

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258009 tib gubb: scare them crap out of them - chicks love that

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 FabricMan: 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
 Annoying Vegan : Mascot fart
 Lestrange: Sorry guys, must be those beans at breakfast
 Derp Herpigan: The ritual has been completed, a new face joins the rank of purple.
 Mad Collager: Yay! A new Prince has been elected!
Image 158937   01-28-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
 Mad Collager: I'm a full-autocrat!
Image 158936   01-28-17   Uploaded by    augustus
 Nothing: Is this from the Blankman reboot?
 TurdFerguson: Punctuation man must have had the day off.
 brian greene: please visit a certain london school!
 Niels Bohr: Hey dangerboy, ima go ahead and do both. Makes school way better, see?
 Niels Bohr: Hey dangerboy, ima go ahead and do both. Makes school way better, see?
 Peter Pantsless: Stay in drugs and say no to school
 duckfarts: @Knice hey kool aid man, you better fix that wall
 Knice: The hero we can afford.
Image 158935   01-28-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
 UltraBeverly: The Hobby Lobby rebellion began snarkaly.
 Scoo: I knew it!
 jochenau: Timely!
 CapitalismMeow: You know they would have been a lot more convincing if they just had that extra "E".
Image 158934   01-28-17   Uploaded by    bobby
 Telkwa: FIFA's ad campaign to 'the beautiful game' beautiful again.
 thebiglutovsky: @Christina Apparently it was by England at one point.
 Scoo: Or anyone
 Bill Rye: That's news to me
 Christina: Was Herpes ever wanted?
Image 158933   01-28-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Image 158932 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by obama. Your image was bad, obama.
 DrinkMixMan: @Scoo You're drinking government lies!
 Scoo: Sweet Jesus, Homer! That's not Duff!
 Mr. Whiskers: Didello!
 Zampano: Totally sweet copyright infringement
Image 158931   01-28-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
 scribbs: Return trip #158928
 EvilOtter: From the "Animated History of Furries"
 wolfpk: Just kidding. I actually ate your son and am wearing his face as a mask.
 Headoftheclass: Normal, everyday paperboy Claude Balz is bitten by a radioactive tiger at the Barnum and Bailey Circus. He has become...Tiger Boy!
 Scoo: That's nothing, son - I'm a Cougar Mom!
 Niels Bohr: Lick my own butthorn.
 Spazstatic: Also, I have 6 legs now!
 Supermansbrother: I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.
 scribbs: "Well, fine then. Just stay off the furniture."
 Sheikhjahbooty: @sparename I also use "vast power" as a euphemism for butt licking.
 sparename: "WOW! I can now lick my own butt!"
Image 158930   01-28-17   Uploaded by    zoso
 Noremak: @sparename There is "Meat." Butt meat.
 Wookiee: This isn't the tossed salad I expected for lunch.... Not that I'm complaining.
 Headoftheclass: No, honey. I asked for a Bud Light.
 Scoo: Sniffed In The Butt By My Own Random Ginger
 Prostata: Don't mind me... just looking for my nosering
 Peach: No one gets pregnant when we make love this way.
 fanny: "Imma gonna greet folks like dogs do from now on"
 Derp Herpigan: Wait, these aren't my glasses.
 duckfarts: the human caterpillar is reintegrating into society
 Mad Collager: @sparename Well, at least there's "me".
 scribbs: She seems nice.
 Sheikhjahbooty: @sparename If he were a tiger boy he'd be able to lick his own butt.
 Teechur: Yeah, honey. We have to change you.
 sparename: "I'm looking for the 'I' in 'Team'..."
Image 158929   01-28-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
 yev: i have to go now, rupert, have to feed mr snuffles
 carpwoman: @scribbs - Oh of course!
 scribbs: @carpwoman Sylvia is leaving Tiger Man for Plumber man, because she thought she could change him and couldn't, and he thought she would never change but did. If only his mom had given him better advice when he was just Tiger Boy. #158930
 carpwoman: @scribbs - What?
 Telkwa: Dammit Ruth! You should've warned me what could happen if I added that GMO catnip to the meatloaf.
 Headoftheclass: "Hi, Mrs. Balz. This is Maggie down the street...Yes, Claude is at it again."
 Annoying Vegan : Bringing Up Baby is a charming old movie. (Or was it a leopard?)
 duckfarts: oh wow, when they said the circus was coming to town, they weren't kidding
 Zampano: Don't be frightened mom! It's me just showing off my vast power! Now I'm... TIGER BOY!
 scribbs: Thirty years later Tiger Man comes home from work to find his wife, Sylvia, chatting with Dan on the phone. "Something wrong with the plumbing?" "No," Sylvia says, obviously nervous. "Then why do you need to talk to Dan?" "Why?" Sylvia says, starting to cry. "Because when he makes love to me, I don't have to worry about him breaking my neck. You know how tigers have sex, but you never listen to me. I'm leaving you. I'm leaving you for Plumber Man!"
 cizhiresb: now I am tiger boy!
Image 158928   01-28-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
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