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257597  FabricMan: FUCK THIS LEAF ESPECIALLY!

255879  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Grace Jones, yes I can see that working. Samuel L Jackson ... yeah, OK. But Eddie Murphy? Nah, nah - not going to fly. That'd be like casting Nicolas Cage as the First Jedi ...

257487  Side Boob: @bubbles Which word didnt you understand?

257439  Science: @hajjpodge: I'm playing this and am at the point where all the current quests (including this one) require a minimum 50 skill in something, so now I'm just running around killing rando gangers to get my stats up.

257441  Science: @Annoying Vegan : Dog bat

257445  Science: Hey Bender, you ever killed a man with a sock? It ain't so hard.

257458  Science: saem

257461  Science: Firefox is in incognito mode

257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

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257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

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257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257442 Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

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Score:
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 Skaalar: There's poop in everything. You are poop from a vagina.
 jochenau: And if it doesn't it's an android / and should be destroyed
 tib gubb: news flash: meat is gross
 dobbiesdoogs: collectively, humanity poops around 1.5 billion pounds of poop every day. i don't know why i researched this
 Turd Ferguson: Cow poop or people poop? Possibly third party poop?
 Teechur: @funny in the wall You shouldn't do it right now. Later, Shitlord. Later.
 Mr. Butt: @WTF Da-da-da-da-daaah / It's full of shit
 WTF: I don't know what to think of McDonald's new slogan...
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall @Mr. Butt @Teechur I said that as a joke but now I wonder. There is a bunch of evidence that our life today is too sterile. Well, time to go poop in someone's meat.
 hearsegirl: Fecal Transplant Syndrome
 Teechur: @LaeMi @Mr. Butt @funny in the wall I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane poop.
 Scoo: @Mr. Butt The Poop Burger Syndrome is the name of my crappy jam band
 Mr. Butt: @Flarmie Your question presupposes that I'm committed to living.
 funny in the wall: @Flarmie What if the reason we do not die sooner is because there is poop in our food?
 Flarmie: @Mr. Butt What if we were? What if the only reason we die is because of poop getting in our food? Think about it...
 a robot: That "Burger Poo Print $20.00" tag makes this hilarious
 Mr. Butt: ...which is clearly fine, because we're not all dying from Poop Burger Syndrome.
 LaeMi: There is poop in everything - even the air we breathe. Get over it.
 sparename: My poop is basically all hamburger meat
Image 158801   01-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
160
 
 SomeCanadian: This is clearly a hot-button topic among some.
 hearsegirl: During Happy Hour all eighths are 4 grams! just saying
 Zampano: Hey bro, hate to harsh your buzz, but i think you may have accidentally ripped me off .04688 grams. I mean come on dude, that's a partial hit. Pots expensive nowadays...
 PenguinBartender: ...Jesus Cortana. What the hell have you been doing when you're supposed to be charging?
Image 158800   01-27-17   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
504
 
 FunkyDrunk: It's a bang shang-a-lang, la-la-la-la-love thing...
 whiplash: Danny DeVito walking down the street with his weiner.
 werterland: He dresses his dog like a hoor.
 PenguinBartender: Mr. DeVito is always a sunny personality.
Image 158799   01-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
278
 
 Annoying Vegan : Crystallized unicorn
 a robot: Mmmm, pointy.
Image 158798   01-27-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
250
 
 Borkf: @Fancy Clown Ah, that's awesome. Finland have given out baby boxes for years and they've really improved infant mortality rates.
 Fancy Clown: @Borkf I'm Irish but live in London. North Middlesex Hospital gives them to all new parents as part of a trial.
 Mr Bleak: @Fancy Clown Didn't the cardboard get rather soggy?
 Eleftheros: Something something in your box
 Borkf: @Fancy Clown Are you a Finnish clown?
 SomeCanadian: @fanny maybe it's in the bag?
 Eleftheros: Something something in your box
 Fancy Clown: I've got one of those (it came with the baby)!
 Scoo: How is babby introduced to brands?
 fanny: needs more baby.
Image 158797   01-27-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
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 sparename: Fonztastic
 Zampano: Hey baby, wanna take a spin on my shark-torcycle? It's partially amphibious.
 TwoChewbaccas: Jawsome!
 Mr. Butt: I defer to @carpwoman on these matters.
 PenguinBartender: Interesting trivia: Sharkcycles must not come to a complete stop or they will shut down due to faulty oxygen to gas ratio.
 Lestrange: A. Shitty steering. B. Terrible around pedestrians.
 Scoo: Sharkley-Davidson
 Radstarboom: half shark motorcycle centaur is my spirit animal.
Image 158796   01-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
412
 
 Wet farts: I've gone to the blue floor.
 LKoroton: I'm gay inside my home
 a robot: Is this cake to commemorate the rainbow-striped house across the street from the Westboro Baptist Church?
 fanny: Shit the rainbow!
 Radstarboom: You'll want to get the gradient on that roof checked.
Image 158795   01-27-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
571
 
 hearsegirl: "The biscuit of Christ"
 A duck: Ehhh, I dunno, human.
 PenguinBartender: The treat is revealed! YOUR USEFULNESS HAS COME TO AN END, HUMAN!
 CapitalismMeow: He will devour your soooul!
Image 158794   01-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
296
 
 hearsegirl: awesome makeup.
 annterland: Terrifying
 A duck: @Dresdenkeogh: I don't think so. You can see the outline of her nose and lips. I think she just drew Wolverine on her face.
 Dresdenkeogh: Is this a snap switcherino?
Image 158793   01-27-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
266
 
 jochenau: Did he tape the sign to his head?
 whiplash: "He's already been admitted on a frisbee-chasing scholarship, but I need some cash for incidentals."
 Teechur: Try a borkfstudy program.
 Amy Housewine: Apply for a collarship.
 a robot: Barber or Clown?
 EH: I THINK DOGS SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE!
 Supermansbrother: Say no to Vacuums.
 Meow: Temmie?
Image 158792   01-27-17   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
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