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268530  ignatz: @Side Boob That yellow link would break pretty easy..

268536  ignatz: Was the swordbrella blown away by the fontoon?

268578  sparename: "I do so hope that next 'New Daddy' is much nicer than this one!"

268579  ignatz: Yes a tic is probably smaller than ET

268580  ignatz: Black bars: so hot right now..

268552  Not A Bot: Shouldn't you skin it first?

268573  Teechur: @Teechur Nope. I just let Bella the WonderDog in. Apparently it's raining here.

268573  Teechur: I can smell that wet dog from here.

268571  Teechur: Is this advice or two separate ideas?

268526  VeeKay: That poor doggo isn't going to get many walkies I'm guessing.

268570  VeeKay: Adeva Kedavra in Harry Potter universe, also Harry only ever does Expelliumus so Ron would be fineeee

268571  Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.

268567  San DoDo: This is how I picture Korrok, just chillin' climbing over a mountain in true form

268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

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268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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 Skaalar: There's poop in everything. You are poop from a vagina.
 jochenau: And if it doesn't it's an android / and should be destroyed
 tib gubb: news flash: meat is gross
 dobbiesdoogs: collectively, humanity poops around 1.5 billion pounds of poop every day. i don't know why i researched this
 Turd Ferguson: Cow poop or people poop? Possibly third party poop?
 Teechur: @funny in the wall You shouldn't do it right now. Later, Shitlord. Later.
 Mr. Butt: @WTF Da-da-da-da-daaah / It's full of shit
 WTF: I don't know what to think of McDonald's new slogan...
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall @Mr. Butt @Teechur I said that as a joke but now I wonder. There is a bunch of evidence that our life today is too sterile. Well, time to go poop in someone's meat.
 hearsegirl: Fecal Transplant Syndrome
 Teechur: @LaeMi @Mr. Butt @funny in the wall I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane poop.
 Scoo: @Mr. Butt The Poop Burger Syndrome is the name of my crappy jam band
 Mr. Butt: @Flarmie Your question presupposes that I'm committed to living.
 funny in the wall: @Flarmie What if the reason we do not die sooner is because there is poop in our food?
 Flarmie: @Mr. Butt What if we were? What if the only reason we die is because of poop getting in our food? Think about it...
 a robot: That "Burger Poo Print $20.00" tag makes this hilarious
 Mr. Butt: ...which is clearly fine, because we're not all dying from Poop Burger Syndrome.
 LaeMi: There is poop in everything - even the air we breathe. Get over it.
 sparename: My poop is basically all hamburger meat
Image 158801   01-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 SomeCanadian: This is clearly a hot-button topic among some.
 hearsegirl: During Happy Hour all eighths are 4 grams! just saying
 Zampano: Hey bro, hate to harsh your buzz, but i think you may have accidentally ripped me off .04688 grams. I mean come on dude, that's a partial hit. Pots expensive nowadays...
 PenguinBartender: ...Jesus Cortana. What the hell have you been doing when you're supposed to be charging?
Image 158800   01-27-17   Uploaded by    sports
 FunkyDrunk: It's a bang shang-a-lang, la-la-la-la-love thing...
 whiplash: Danny DeVito walking down the street with his weiner.
 werterland: He dresses his dog like a hoor.
 PenguinBartender: Mr. DeVito is always a sunny personality.
Image 158799   01-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Annoying Vegan : Crystallized unicorn
 a robot: Mmmm, pointy.
Image 158798   01-27-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
 Borkf: @Fancy Clown Ah, that's awesome. Finland have given out baby boxes for years and they've really improved infant mortality rates.
 Fancy Clown: @Borkf I'm Irish but live in London. North Middlesex Hospital gives them to all new parents as part of a trial.
 Mr Bleak: @Fancy Clown Didn't the cardboard get rather soggy?
 Eleftheros: Something something in your box
 Borkf: @Fancy Clown Are you a Finnish clown?
 SomeCanadian: @fanny maybe it's in the bag?
 Eleftheros: Something something in your box
 Fancy Clown: I've got one of those (it came with the baby)!
 Scoo: How is babby introduced to brands?
 fanny: needs more baby.
Image 158797   01-27-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
 sparename: Fonztastic
 Zampano: Hey baby, wanna take a spin on my shark-torcycle? It's partially amphibious.
 TwoChewbaccas: Jawsome!
 Mr. Butt: I defer to @carpwoman on these matters.
 PenguinBartender: Interesting trivia: Sharkcycles must not come to a complete stop or they will shut down due to faulty oxygen to gas ratio.
 Lestrange: A. Shitty steering. B. Terrible around pedestrians.
 Scoo: Sharkley-Davidson
 Radstarboom: half shark motorcycle centaur is my spirit animal.
Image 158796   01-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Wet farts: I've gone to the blue floor.
 LKoroton: I'm gay inside my home
 a robot: Is this cake to commemorate the rainbow-striped house across the street from the Westboro Baptist Church?
 fanny: Shit the rainbow!
 Radstarboom: You'll want to get the gradient on that roof checked.
Image 158795   01-27-17   Uploaded by    canada
 hearsegirl: "The biscuit of Christ"
 A duck: Ehhh, I dunno, human.
 PenguinBartender: The treat is revealed! YOUR USEFULNESS HAS COME TO AN END, HUMAN!
 CapitalismMeow: He will devour your soooul!
Image 158794   01-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 hearsegirl: awesome makeup.
 annterland: Terrifying
 A duck: @Dresdenkeogh: I don't think so. You can see the outline of her nose and lips. I think she just drew Wolverine on her face.
 Dresdenkeogh: Is this a snap switcherino?
Image 158793   01-27-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 jochenau: Did he tape the sign to his head?
 whiplash: "He's already been admitted on a frisbee-chasing scholarship, but I need some cash for incidentals."
 Teechur: Try a borkfstudy program.
 Amy Housewine: Apply for a collarship.
 a robot: Barber or Clown?
 Supermansbrother: Say no to Vacuums.
 Meow: Temmie?
Image 158792   01-27-17   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
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