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263429  agger gater: So cute. How does he/she keep his/her glasses on?

263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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 CastleBravo: @trelyate Heck, I'm in my 40s and STILL want to be one when I grow up.
 Micro Jackson: Hop on in
 trelyate: when I was 5, I wanted to be a ninja turtle when I grew up
 skatermario: warning: bebop and rocksteady
 Thurb Grunombies: "Bring pizza"
 Dresdenkeogh: I've got a pretty "gnarly" reference. Plus it helps that my name is actually Casey.
 SpaceCow: "Warthogs and Rhinos need not apply."
Image 158750   01-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
340
 
 Skaalar: @Ulillillia Just had to renew my driver's license, can confirm; Two minutes is all you need to pass.. As well as common sense.
 Ulillillia: DMV training
Image 158749   01-27-17   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
492
 
 Mr Bleak: Car thieves hate this one weird trick!
 LaeMi: Honest officer, the tree just grew up in front of me.
 Dresdenkeogh: Why do I feel like this was in supernatural. Or some kind of time-loop car crash.
 Teechur: Firewood in the firewall
 Albatross: It's got a 34,289 cubic inch plant, but the 0-60 time is pretty unimpressive
 Albatross: It's got a 34,289 cubic inch plant, but the 0-60 time is pretty unimpressive
 SpaceCow: These green cars have a fatal flaw the auto industry doesn't want you to find out.
 SunWukong: You park like an Ash hole.
 Side Boob: There's your problem.
Image 158748   01-27-17   Uploaded by    spong bab
Score:
957
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @rip odb @Teechur and they're like, "MEHHHHHH"
 Teechur: @rip odb Her leafshake brings all the boys to the yard.
 Ulillillia: Has gotes, rad voats
 Scoo: Has goats, rad votes
 Lestrange: Crazy kid.
 rip odb: Aww, she got the biggest leaf in the yard
 Stephen Milkmus: Awe, he gots a leaf!
 Sprinkles: Hi, kid!
 ppr4: Radvote for a rad goat (sorry/not sorry)
Image 158747   01-27-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
624
 
 raditzu: What's Your excuse?
 NO JOKES: My god, that guy is ripped
 Skaalar: @Niels Bohr *looks down at moobs.* Yeah... winter hasn't been good to most of us I'd assume...
 Scoo: Made lemonade. Bad-ass lemonade.
 Niels Bohr: Not gonna lie, I'm jealous of that back and body fat percentage.
 funny in the wall: here's johnny
 Headoftheclass: Ummm...dude? You got something on your shorts.
 El hefe: Want some candy? It's in my wheelchair accessible van.
 eider: Never skip wheelchair day
Image 158746   01-27-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
252
 
 Christina: Is this one what comes from that one: #158587?
 p-niiice: here on the set of Stargate kids, no expense has been spared
 Teechur: I thought McCarthy got rid of all the pink-o's
 SomeCanadian: These NuvaRing commercials are getting out of hand.
 Headoftheclass: "Preeeeeeesenting...(drum roll)...Kim Kardashian's birth control ring! On display at the Smithsonian now til March 1st.
 Mr. Butt: The miracle of birth.
Image 158745   01-27-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
693
 
 bardberries: @Lestrange Thank you for the name idea :)
 Lestrange: @a robot I do what I can.
 a robot: @Lestrange That's an amazing name for a bunny!
 Lestrange: Simon Le Bun. Also, what lunatic badded this cutie?
Image 158744   01-27-17   Uploaded by    bardberries
Score:
546
 
 tib gubb: this is the price of disobedience, human
 CastleBravo: I miss my Apple ][.
 mom: fallout DLC
 ping: Fireproof cat.
 Teechur: Should have run a virus scanner.
 SomeCanadian: @WTF These Coleco's 'll rust right up on ya!
 WTF: See, that's what happens when you don't get the optional rust-proofing.
 whiplash: Don't blame me, it was on fire when I sat down here.
 tritium: "'Twas I set the blaze!"
Image 158743   01-27-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
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 Jotun: IS TV. CHEAP PRICE. STILL WORK
 VoR: CRT veteran. Poor guy. Just needs a little electricty. What you mean he'd only spend on vhs?
 nathan: @yev I lolled irl at this
 yev: it is
 Supermansbrother: @a robot I got that TV there.
 a robot: #148323
 tritium: It is if you work in the television industry.
 Ulillillia: Art by Jaden Smith.
Image 158742   01-27-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
687
 
 Phum Munts: @ughjeez you got me
 ughjeez: Ohhh yeah.
 Christina: You know!
 DarkTeddy: You lit
Image 158741   01-27-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
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