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233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

233016  zrj235: IA FTAHGN

232939  Hokie333: @apoxia "Rest assured: Lentigo is not a form of cancer. Lentigo is, in fact, completely harmless, like human freckles, and no medical treatment is necessary for the condition." thespruce.com/…

233019  GoGo Robotto: "I used to float with them, but now they don't like me anymore" :(

233020  sparename: Who's that with I.R.Bassoon?

233016  barfolomew: Knees weak, arms heavy/dog spaghetti

232968  Korrok: Korrok approves.

233002  barfolomew: @tib gubb that is indeed a strange nachos.

233008  Mr. Shine: "YUCK!!"

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232928 Amy Housewine: @redmonkey3 goodreads.com/quotes/…

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab



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Score:
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 Wookiee: Is he fucking the world or is that the worst case of blue balls ever?
 Fancy Clown: @Peter Pantsless Bravo!
 Coolguy: Trump aside, this has been happening for centuries. Yada yada absurdity of existence blah blah...
 fakeusername: makes more sense than most creation myths
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless fuck 'em all to death
 Peter Pantsless: This is also the title of Trump's presidential portrait
Image 158622   01-26-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
210
 
 petepuma: you're right this IS heavy!
 Scoo: Classic Todd
 grizzly: Do you even lift, bro?
 Lestrange: @Fancy Clown You are right my friend
 Shay: Alright, give him the cross....DON'T GIVE HIM THE CROSS! (OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
 Prostata: Jesus Christ! Stop trying to steal my lumber!
 Radstarboom: I'd buy that for a dinar!
 Fancy Clown: @Lestrange It's all weird really
 Lestrange: Simon of Cyrene. Some of our more exotic believer friends think he was crucified in Jesus's place by mistake. Weird.
 Peach: The cross alone isn't enough weight to get me shredded. Gary, climb on top, I'm gonna get ripped.
Image 158621   01-26-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
946
 
 EvilOtter: Bears and otters. United in slang.
 SomeCanadian: @Ulillillia And their admirers. Everyone is looking for something.
 Ulillillia: That's the name of the bar for gay heavyset dudes
 Mr. Butt: The is wonderful.
Image 158620   01-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
363
 
 a robot: One time a "Mattress King" store was changing ownership or whatever and there were signs in the window that said "The Mattress King is now The Mattress Firm," and I'm still kicking myself for not taking a picture and captioning it "the king has been deposed"
 wolfpk: Well it is better than an empty building like the old Blockbuster in my town.
 wolfpk: Well it is better than an empty building like the old Blockbuster in my town.
 wolfpk: Well it is better than an empty building like the old Blockbuster in my town.
 Fett4life: More is waffles!
 Ulillillia: Mattress & More: wow! What a difference
 fakeusername: Mattresses must be returned by noon the day after tomorrow, if after hours put the mattress in the slot.
 LaeMi: Good for Netflix and chill.
Image 158619   01-26-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
522
 
 Winterneuro: All my students look like this
 Bill Rye: So unique!!
Image 158618   01-26-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
584
 
 Skaalar: Who's the hobgoblin?
 Mr. Whiskers: @grizzly We also would have accepted "Get to the puppers!"
 SomeCanadian: Come with me if you vant to borkf.
 Aemuli: These mobile game ads are getting so weird.
 Fett4life: I'll be bark.
 Bill Rye: Looks like he's tryna squeeze the life outta him, poor pupper.
 Bill Rye: Looks like he's tryna squeeze the life outta him, poor pupper.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Wow, people do resemble their pets.
 grizzly: Get to the chompers!
 El hefe: Very insensitive dog
Image 158617   01-26-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
733
 
 Telkwa: Tangerine piranhas
 Mr. Whiskers: No need to be coy, poi
 Lestrange: Beautiful
 LaeMi: I want a pond of bloodfish!
Image 158616   01-26-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
117
 
 wolfpk: @Dick Inspector crate hell. They would fill that many in one second
 Scoo: Ha, ha, very funny Grandpa. No, no actually I didn't vote for him. Because I'm not an asshole, that's why!
 Dick Inspector: Better send a crate to Washington.
 tritium: Congress! Congress, everybody. Congress.
Image 158615   01-26-17   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
601
 
 Science: This is gonna take crackerjack timing, Wang.
 Science: @AstoriaBum: It was the 80's.
 Kess: Is it getting hot in here, or is it me?
 Mitchell: PORKCHOP EXPRESS!! WooooOOOoooOOO!
 Scoo: BEEF SLABMEAT
 Sandor: Yes sir, the check is in the mail
 Radstarboom: @Radstarboom I mean, it worked for Mad Max: Fury Road.
 Side Boob: It's all in the reflexes
 Fancy Clown: Big Kurt in Little Russell
 AstoriaBum: I agree, that's some big trouble. But what's with the tuck?
 Radstarboom: More movies should be made where the lead character isn't the main character.
 WaffleIron: Large quantities of consternation are about to be delivered to small areas of asia.
Image 158614   01-26-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
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 WaffleIron: @Shay I'm fairly sure we can to a reasonable confidence interval. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 carpwoman: @WaffleIron - Yay! Cats! I love cats!
 Shay: But you can't disprove that Jupiter's giant spot is a chocolate hurricane.
 Peach: Give up on earth and download your consciousness into friendly spaceship mainframe. Everyone's doing it.
 Lestrange: Only planet running low on chocolate to be more accurate.
 CapitalismMeow: And bacon!
 Winterneuro: ...that we know of so far
 Prostata: and COFFEE!
 WaffleIron: And CATS!
Image 158613   01-26-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
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