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249524  Side Boob: Same

249520  Telkwa: Hey neighbour - have you seen any lost hopes or dreams around here lately?

249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

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249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.



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Score:
651
 
 Wookiee: Is he fucking the world or is that the worst case of blue balls ever?
 Fancy Clown: @Peter Pantsless Bravo!
 Coolguy: Trump aside, this has been happening for centuries. Yada yada absurdity of existence blah blah...
 fakeusername: makes more sense than most creation myths
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless fuck 'em all to death
 Peter Pantsless: This is also the title of Trump's presidential portrait
Image 158622   01-26-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
210
 
 petepuma: you're right this IS heavy!
 Scoo: Classic Todd
 grizzly: Do you even lift, bro?
 Lestrange: @Fancy Clown You are right my friend
 Shay: Alright, give him the cross....DON'T GIVE HIM THE CROSS! (OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
 Prostata: Jesus Christ! Stop trying to steal my lumber!
 Radstarboom: I'd buy that for a dinar!
 Fancy Clown: @Lestrange It's all weird really
 Lestrange: Simon of Cyrene. Some of our more exotic believer friends think he was crucified in Jesus's place by mistake. Weird.
 Peach: The cross alone isn't enough weight to get me shredded. Gary, climb on top, I'm gonna get ripped.
Image 158621   01-26-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
946
 
 EvilOtter: Bears and otters. United in slang.
 SomeCanadian: @Ulillillia And their admirers. Everyone is looking for something.
 Ulillillia: That's the name of the bar for gay heavyset dudes
 Mr. Butt: The is wonderful.
Image 158620   01-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
363
 
 a robot: One time a "Mattress King" store was changing ownership or whatever and there were signs in the window that said "The Mattress King is now The Mattress Firm," and I'm still kicking myself for not taking a picture and captioning it "the king has been deposed"
 wolfpk: Well it is better than an empty building like the old Blockbuster in my town.
 wolfpk: Well it is better than an empty building like the old Blockbuster in my town.
 wolfpk: Well it is better than an empty building like the old Blockbuster in my town.
 Fett4life: More is waffles!
 Ulillillia: Mattress & More: wow! What a difference
 fakeusername: Mattresses must be returned by noon the day after tomorrow, if after hours put the mattress in the slot.
 LaeMi: Good for Netflix and chill.
Image 158619   01-26-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
522
 
 Winterneuro: All my students look like this
 Bill Rye: So unique!!
Image 158618   01-26-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
584
 
 Skaalar: Who's the hobgoblin?
 Mr. Whiskers: @grizzly We also would have accepted "Get to the puppers!"
 SomeCanadian: Come with me if you vant to borkf.
 Aemuli: These mobile game ads are getting so weird.
 Fett4life: I'll be bark.
 Bill Rye: Looks like he's tryna squeeze the life outta him, poor pupper.
 Bill Rye: Looks like he's tryna squeeze the life outta him, poor pupper.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Wow, people do resemble their pets.
 grizzly: Get to the chompers!
 El hefe: Very insensitive dog
Image 158617   01-26-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
733
 
 Telkwa: Tangerine piranhas
 Mr. Whiskers: No need to be coy, poi
 Lestrange: Beautiful
 LaeMi: I want a pond of bloodfish!
Image 158616   01-26-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
117
 
 wolfpk: @Dick Inspector crate hell. They would fill that many in one second
 Scoo: Ha, ha, very funny Grandpa. No, no actually I didn't vote for him. Because I'm not an asshole, that's why!
 Dick Inspector: Better send a crate to Washington.
 tritium: Congress! Congress, everybody. Congress.
Image 158615   01-26-17   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
601
 
 Science: This is gonna take crackerjack timing, Wang.
 Science: @AstoriaBum: It was the 80's.
 Kess: Is it getting hot in here, or is it me?
 Mitchell: PORKCHOP EXPRESS!! WooooOOOoooOOO!
 Scoo: BEEF SLABMEAT
 Sandor: Yes sir, the check is in the mail
 Radstarboom: @Radstarboom I mean, it worked for Mad Max: Fury Road.
 Side Boob: It's all in the reflexes
 Fancy Clown: Big Kurt in Little Russell
 AstoriaBum: I agree, that's some big trouble. But what's with the tuck?
 Radstarboom: More movies should be made where the lead character isn't the main character.
 WaffleIron: Large quantities of consternation are about to be delivered to small areas of asia.
Image 158614   01-26-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
437
 
 WaffleIron: @Shay I'm fairly sure we can to a reasonable confidence interval. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 carpwoman: @WaffleIron - Yay! Cats! I love cats!
 Shay: But you can't disprove that Jupiter's giant spot is a chocolate hurricane.
 Peach: Give up on earth and download your consciousness into friendly spaceship mainframe. Everyone's doing it.
 Lestrange: Only planet running low on chocolate to be more accurate.
 CapitalismMeow: And bacon!
 Winterneuro: ...that we know of so far
 Prostata: and COFFEE!
 WaffleIron: And CATS!
Image 158613   01-26-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
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