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237949  Yurishiro: And to think it all fits in chuck norris chest

237950  Yurishiro: 'Dishwasher safe'[shivers]

237938  Not A Bot: Pimp my beetle

237951  Yurishiro: Dat muffin top

237197  carpwoman: How the hell do you get on it?

237953  Yurishiro: "He...he was only PRETENDING to throw the ball!!"

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman That is wise, and me neither. I probably saw it in a thread devoted to making fun of Redditors. I found the source by googling "poop knife" and a terrible, but sourced, Buzzfeed article came up. *themoreyouknow.gif*

237840  SuedeOxford: My chicken sandwich instinct is far stronger than my bangin instinct.

237954  Sadbot: Load-bearing valves

237219  carpwoman: Why's he just standing there? I smell a set-up....

237864  SuedeOxford: The hero Hai Phong deserves.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

237949  Slerzy: I lived in Texas for a while and I assure you, this is what they believe. Silly Texans, always talking about seceding and whatnot XD

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - I don't go near Reddit.

237946  kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.

237950  Slerzy: Sick

237930  carpwoman: Not a house cat. Look at the pupils.

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"

237936  carpwoman: I bet that would feel nice you know, like in August....

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237703 Warrax: Have you tried shoving it in your ass?

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

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 Skaalar: Who's the hobgoblin?
 Mr. Whiskers: @grizzly We also would have accepted "Get to the puppers!"
 SomeCanadian: Come with me if you vant to borkf.
 Aemuli: These mobile game ads are getting so weird.
 Fett4life: I'll be bark.
 Bill Rye: Looks like he's tryna squeeze the life outta him, poor pupper.
 Bill Rye: Looks like he's tryna squeeze the life outta him, poor pupper.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Wow, people do resemble their pets.
 grizzly: Get to the chompers!
 El hefe: Very insensitive dog
Image 158617   01-26-17   Uploaded by    flowers
 Telkwa: Tangerine piranhas
 Mr. Whiskers: No need to be coy, poi
 Lestrange: Beautiful
 LaeMi: I want a pond of bloodfish!
Image 158616   01-26-17   Uploaded by    Peach
 wolfpk: @Dick Inspector crate hell. They would fill that many in one second
 Scoo: Ha, ha, very funny Grandpa. No, no actually I didn't vote for him. Because I'm not an asshole, that's why!
 Dick Inspector: Better send a crate to Washington.
 tritium: Congress! Congress, everybody. Congress.
Image 158615   01-26-17   Uploaded by    Cerberus
 Science: This is gonna take crackerjack timing, Wang.
 Science: @AstoriaBum: It was the 80's.
 Kess: Is it getting hot in here, or is it me?
 Sandor: Yes sir, the check is in the mail
 Radstarboom: @Radstarboom I mean, it worked for Mad Max: Fury Road.
 Side Boob: It's all in the reflexes
 Fancy Clown: Big Kurt in Little Russell
 AstoriaBum: I agree, that's some big trouble. But what's with the tuck?
 Radstarboom: More movies should be made where the lead character isn't the main character.
 WaffleIron: Large quantities of consternation are about to be delivered to small areas of asia.
Image 158614   01-26-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
 WaffleIron: @Shay I'm fairly sure we can to a reasonable confidence interval.…
 carpwoman: @WaffleIron - Yay! Cats! I love cats!
 Shay: But you can't disprove that Jupiter's giant spot is a chocolate hurricane.
 Peach: Give up on earth and download your consciousness into friendly spaceship mainframe. Everyone's doing it.
 Lestrange: Only planet running low on chocolate to be more accurate.
 CapitalismMeow: And bacon!
 Winterneuro: ...that we know of so far
 Prostata: and COFFEE!
 WaffleIron: And CATS!
Image 158613   01-26-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
 Science: @tritium: I did not know that!
 tritium: @Science You can also buy an authorized edition for the first time ever!
 Science: This book exists but a mere 10 minutes from my house. Also, it's available online in its entirety.
 Lestrange: @tritium Or even what the hell the illustrations are of.
 Yttermayn : Look, its just @Alex Jones 's kama sutra.
 tritium: The Voynich Manuscript is a book that has been chemically verified as coming from the 16th century, but no one know where it's from or what it says, or even what the language is.
Image 158612   01-26-17   Uploaded by    tritium
 Otterman: Man bites dog
 Shay: Meanwhile, at Anthrocon....
 tib gubb: yep, that's genuine doggo
 Lestrange: We are the benches who say NI!
 Sheikhjahbooty: I like how the dog just accepts it. He knows turn-about is fair play.
 Amy Housewine: In spite of it all, there remains a quiet dignity in the dog's eyes.
Image 158611   01-26-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
 SpaceCow: Arctic animals "Why am I?" is the less popular next lesson.
 jochenau: The use of Comic Sans is actually required by the Department of Education.
 Shay: My name is Jonas.
 Scoo: I'd've called it a Chaswozzler
 funny in the wall: that's a better name for it anyway
 questionable: my name is Jonas / I'm carrying the wheel
 Spazstatic: Arctic Shark, Arctic Bear, Arctic Hare, Arctic Fox, Arctic Walrus, Arctic Seal, Arctic Word Bank.
 AverageJoe: Artic Jonas
 archanon: 66% = "Yo, way to go!"
 Amy Housewine: PLAGUEBEAR
 tritium: Kids...
Image 158610   01-26-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
 Otterman: Fox drill begins journey through Earth's crust
 ping: [boing]
 grizzly: Probably an acorn under there.
 Zampano: Arctic fox
 Spazstatic: Arctic Word Bank
Image 158609   01-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 AverageJoe: Player #2 go jump off a bridge!!!
 WaffleIron: My controller is ready.
 tritium: Why, thank you!
Image 158608   01-26-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
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