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258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

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258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas



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Score:
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 Skaalar: Who's the hobgoblin?
 Mr. Whiskers: @grizzly We also would have accepted "Get to the puppers!"
 SomeCanadian: Come with me if you vant to borkf.
 Aemuli: These mobile game ads are getting so weird.
 Fett4life: I'll be bark.
 Bill Rye: Looks like he's tryna squeeze the life outta him, poor pupper.
 Bill Rye: Looks like he's tryna squeeze the life outta him, poor pupper.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Wow, people do resemble their pets.
 grizzly: Get to the chompers!
 El hefe: Very insensitive dog
Image 158617   01-26-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
733
 
 Telkwa: Tangerine piranhas
 Mr. Whiskers: No need to be coy, poi
 Lestrange: Beautiful
 LaeMi: I want a pond of bloodfish!
Image 158616   01-26-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
117
 
 wolfpk: @Dick Inspector crate hell. They would fill that many in one second
 Scoo: Ha, ha, very funny Grandpa. No, no actually I didn't vote for him. Because I'm not an asshole, that's why!
 Dick Inspector: Better send a crate to Washington.
 tritium: Congress! Congress, everybody. Congress.
Image 158615   01-26-17   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
601
 
 Science: This is gonna take crackerjack timing, Wang.
 Science: @AstoriaBum: It was the 80's.
 Kess: Is it getting hot in here, or is it me?
 Mitchell: PORKCHOP EXPRESS!! WooooOOOoooOOO!
 Scoo: BEEF SLABMEAT
 Sandor: Yes sir, the check is in the mail
 Radstarboom: @Radstarboom I mean, it worked for Mad Max: Fury Road.
 Side Boob: It's all in the reflexes
 Fancy Clown: Big Kurt in Little Russell
 AstoriaBum: I agree, that's some big trouble. But what's with the tuck?
 Radstarboom: More movies should be made where the lead character isn't the main character.
 WaffleIron: Large quantities of consternation are about to be delivered to small areas of asia.
Image 158614   01-26-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
437
 
 WaffleIron: @Shay I'm fairly sure we can to a reasonable confidence interval. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 carpwoman: @WaffleIron - Yay! Cats! I love cats!
 Shay: But you can't disprove that Jupiter's giant spot is a chocolate hurricane.
 Peach: Give up on earth and download your consciousness into friendly spaceship mainframe. Everyone's doing it.
 Lestrange: Only planet running low on chocolate to be more accurate.
 CapitalismMeow: And bacon!
 Winterneuro: ...that we know of so far
 Prostata: and COFFEE!
 WaffleIron: And CATS!
Image 158613   01-26-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
321
 
 Science: @tritium: I did not know that!
 tritium: @Science You can also buy an authorized edition for the first time ever!
 Science: This book exists but a mere 10 minutes from my house. Also, it's available online in its entirety.
 Lestrange: @tritium Or even what the hell the illustrations are of.
 Yttermayn : Look, its just @Alex Jones 's kama sutra.
 tritium: The Voynich Manuscript is a book that has been chemically verified as coming from the 16th century, but no one know where it's from or what it says, or even what the language is.
Image 158612   01-26-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
593
 
 Otterman: Man bites dog
 Shay: Meanwhile, at Anthrocon....
 tib gubb: yep, that's genuine doggo
 Lestrange: We are the benches who say NI!
 Sheikhjahbooty: I like how the dog just accepts it. He knows turn-about is fair play.
 Amy Housewine: In spite of it all, there remains a quiet dignity in the dog's eyes.
Image 158611   01-26-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
573
 
 SpaceCow: Arctic animals "Why am I?" is the less popular next lesson.
 jochenau: The use of Comic Sans is actually required by the Department of Education.
 Shay: My name is Jonas.
 Scoo: I'd've called it a Chaswozzler
 funny in the wall: that's a better name for it anyway
 questionable: my name is Jonas / I'm carrying the wheel
 Spazstatic: Arctic Shark, Arctic Bear, Arctic Hare, Arctic Fox, Arctic Walrus, Arctic Seal, Arctic Word Bank.
 AverageJoe: Artic Jonas
 archanon: 66% = "Yo, way to go!"
 Amy Housewine: PLAGUEBEAR
 tritium: Kids...
Image 158610   01-26-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
504
 
 Otterman: Fox drill begins journey through Earth's crust
 ping: [boing]
 grizzly: Probably an acorn under there.
 Zampano: Arctic fox
 Spazstatic: Arctic Word Bank
Image 158609   01-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
286
 
 AverageJoe: Player #2 go jump off a bridge!!!
 WaffleIron: My controller is ready.
 tritium: Why, thank you!
Image 158608   01-26-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
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