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216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

216308  Science: @Nope: But not doorknobs. They were invented in 1878. Therefore, the parents couldn't figure out how to get into the room and had to break the door down.

216313  Science: IS that like a boy band?

216322  Prostata: Jaws, Lester the Molester, Slow Larry, and The Slug.

216345  Science: @WTF: Morticia, actually.

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216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216190 Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.



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Score:
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 Skaalar: Who's the hobgoblin?
 Mr. Whiskers: @grizzly We also would have accepted "Get to the puppers!"
 SomeCanadian: Come with me if you vant to borkf.
 Aemuli: These mobile game ads are getting so weird.
 Fett4life: I'll be bark.
 Bill Rye: Looks like he's tryna squeeze the life outta him, poor pupper.
 Bill Rye: Looks like he's tryna squeeze the life outta him, poor pupper.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Wow, people do resemble their pets.
 grizzly: Get to the chompers!
 El hefe: Very insensitive dog
Image 158617   01-26-17   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
733
 
 Telkwa: Tangerine piranhas
 Mr. Whiskers: No need to be coy, poi
 Lestrange: Beautiful
 LaeMi: I want a pond of bloodfish!
Image 158616   01-26-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
117
 
 wolfpk: @Dick Inspector crate hell. They would fill that many in one second
 Scoo: Ha, ha, very funny Grandpa. No, no actually I didn't vote for him. Because I'm not an asshole, that's why!
 Dick Inspector: Better send a crate to Washington.
 tritium: Congress! Congress, everybody. Congress.
Image 158615   01-26-17   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
601
 
 Science: This is gonna take crackerjack timing, Wang.
 Science: @AstoriaBum: It was the 80's.
 Kess: Is it getting hot in here, or is it me?
 Mitchell: PORKCHOP EXPRESS!! WooooOOOoooOOO!
 Scoo: BEEF SLABMEAT
 Sandor: Yes sir, the check is in the mail
 Radstarboom: @Radstarboom I mean, it worked for Mad Max: Fury Road.
 Side Boob: It's all in the reflexes
 Fancy Clown: Big Kurt in Little Russell
 AstoriaBum: I agree, that's some big trouble. But what's with the tuck?
 Radstarboom: More movies should be made where the lead character isn't the main character.
 WaffleIron: Large quantities of consternation are about to be delivered to small areas of asia.
Image 158614   01-26-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
437
 
 WaffleIron: @Shay I'm fairly sure we can to a reasonable confidence interval. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 carpwoman: @WaffleIron - Yay! Cats! I love cats!
 Shay: But you can't disprove that Jupiter's giant spot is a chocolate hurricane.
 Peach: Give up on earth and download your consciousness into friendly spaceship mainframe. Everyone's doing it.
 Lestrange: Only planet running low on chocolate to be more accurate.
 CapitalismMeow: And bacon!
 Winterneuro: ...that we know of so far
 Prostata: and COFFEE!
 WaffleIron: And CATS!
Image 158613   01-26-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
321
 
 Science: @tritium: I did not know that!
 tritium: @Science You can also buy an authorized edition for the first time ever!
 Science: This book exists but a mere 10 minutes from my house. Also, it's available online in its entirety.
 Lestrange: @tritium Or even what the hell the illustrations are of.
 Yttermayn : Look, its just @Alex Jones 's kama sutra.
 tritium: The Voynich Manuscript is a book that has been chemically verified as coming from the 16th century, but no one know where it's from or what it says, or even what the language is.
Image 158612   01-26-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
593
 
 Otterman: Man bites dog
 Shay: Meanwhile, at Anthrocon....
 tib gubb: yep, that's genuine doggo
 Lestrange: We are the benches who say NI!
 Sheikhjahbooty: I like how the dog just accepts it. He knows turn-about is fair play.
 Amy Housewine: In spite of it all, there remains a quiet dignity in the dog's eyes.
Image 158611   01-26-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
573
 
 SpaceCow: Arctic animals "Why am I?" is the less popular next lesson.
 jochenau: The use of Comic Sans is actually required by the Department of Education.
 Shay: My name is Jonas.
 Scoo: I'd've called it a Chaswozzler
 funny in the wall: that's a better name for it anyway
 questionable: my name is Jonas / I'm carrying the wheel
 Spazstatic: Arctic Shark, Arctic Bear, Arctic Hare, Arctic Fox, Arctic Walrus, Arctic Seal, Arctic Word Bank.
 AverageJoe: Artic Jonas
 archanon: 66% = "Yo, way to go!"
 Amy Housewine: PLAGUEBEAR
 tritium: Kids...
Image 158610   01-26-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
504
 
 Otterman: Fox drill begins journey through Earth's crust
 ping: [boing]
 grizzly: Probably an acorn under there.
 Zampano: Arctic fox
 Spazstatic: Arctic Word Bank
Image 158609   01-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
286
 
 AverageJoe: Player #2 go jump off a bridge!!!
 WaffleIron: My controller is ready.
 tritium: Why, thank you!
Image 158608   01-26-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
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