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254020  Amy Housewine: "I should buy a coat."

254029  Amy Housewine: Sticks and stones may break my bones/in Area Six they throw bottles and bricks and kicks

254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

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Score:
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 carpwoman: Someone's gettin' some good thunderstorms.
 Bluetocracy: With the food at that last diner, I'm not surprised someone blew up the bathroom at the next rest stop.
 wolfpk: Well at least I now know what that button does.
 msmstud: Purty.
 Scoo: Oh Shi...
 Niels Bohr: People are some strange monkeys.
 tib gubb: well that's fucking horrifying.
 VoR: Pop
 Science: Damn it - we only made it 5 days into the new presidency?
 SomeCanadian: This is fine.
Image 158351   01-25-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
402
 
 Joseph: Finally I understand Kriss Kross
 well duh: I've said it before: Kilt
 msmstud: @Meow -- ...garlic presses, belt sanders, can openers, electric spot welders, bicycle chains, escalators, sea urchins, panini/panino presses, waffle irons, curling irons, hair crimpers, automatic car windows, hedge trimmers...
 Meow: @msmstud light sockets, blenders, garbage disposals, dry ice, battery acid, cheese graters, bears, lemons, pencil sharpeners
 msmstud: @Meow -- ...salad shooters, weed whackers, sewing machines, cheese graters, snapping turtles, dremels, acetylene torches, staplers, binder rings, cigar cutters, soldering irons, desk drawers, defibrillators, car doors......
 msmstud: @Entertainmentalist -- The world needs faster access to my wang than buttons afford.
 msmstud: @Amy Housewine @doop -- Yesterday I did laundry while going commando 'cuz I ran out of underpants.
 Entertainmentalist: There is no purpose for fly zippers, aside from torture. Button Fly pants worked just fine, and continue to do so for folks who don't care to flirt with danger.
 Meow: I feel like this warning label is applicable with most things. Toasters, vacuums, piranha tanks at the zoo etc.
 doop: @Amy Housewine I have a low tolerance for people who don't wear underwear.
 Amy Housewine: @doop You seem to feel very strongly about this.
 doop: The kind of idiot who gets his dink hung in the zipper is the same kind of idiot who airbrushes a uniform band of skid marks into the back and is constantly adjusting his ants & grapes. People like that probably eat cookies off the floor and wipe boogers under the tables. Let the zippers have them, I say.
 Peter Pantsless: Haha, you fools with your zippers and waistbands. Sooner or later, you'll all come around.
 tib gubb: the same is true of all zippers if you try hard enough.
 WTF: This is why I never zip my pants.
 VoR: Ill risk it.
 LaeMi: That's how my brother, age 7, who hated underpants, learned their value!
Image 158350   01-25-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
273
 
 Yttermayn : Goux!
 tritium: R Crumb is apparently unaware that there are a million more of those angry phone calls between every step.
 VoR: Table and chair not an issue apparently
 SomeCanadian: *DICKBUTT INTENSIFIES*
Image 158349   01-25-17   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
130
 
 Niels Bohr: @SomeCanadian I did what i said i'd do. I got a lol and they said we were already there.
 Bluetocracy: Most of these guys will be dead of old age within the next few years. Not sure how they're still doing anything.
 bug: I can't tell which one is the "before" picture, but I'm definitely not signing up for this diet plan.
 Otterman: Doughy mayonnaise men
 Cami: @SomeCanadian I think you're a little far out there with the date.
 Scoo: Lot of white guys there
 Niels Bohr: @SomeCanadian that's hilarious. I'm stealing that and pretending it's original. If anyone questions it's origin I'll shrug and say "probably some canadian."
 tib gubb: nobody moves the blob!
 petepuma: now lets talk about whether or not women should be allowed to have abortions
 SomeCanadian: In 500 years we will all be ruled by pairs of sentient, floating, white jowls.
 Musician: One of these guys was my boss way back before he was a Republican, even. I'm not gonna Rad this.
 ChubbyBuddy: Ack! Patriarchy!
Image 158348   01-25-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
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 Lestrange: Just as adequate as many physicians I've worked with and certainly more empathic.
 msmstud: @RiderFan -- NAILED IT!
 Fugative: Trust me I'm a dogtor
 SomeCanadian: "Your stool sample is ready! And it was delicious!"
 doop: Meanwhile, the forensics lab is closing in on the elusive Good Boy.
 tritium: That's not proper lab attire.
 Mad Collager: Yahh prints ahh ready Sah!
 RiderFan: Golden Lab tech.
 Musician: George, I'm afraid it's Rrrrrrrrrancerr.
 mariofart: Check out that hp LaserJet in the background, worlds most durable printer.
 ChubbyBuddy: yes i know what room this is. yes i know what kind of dog i am. can i get to work now sir these leukocytes arent going to catalog themselves
Image 158347   01-25-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
31
 
 VoR: LOL
Image 158346   01-25-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
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 Scoo: Seems reasonable
 VoR: Ok kids. Bleed where you like. I ain't buying shit.
 Mad Collager: It's merely a fletch wound! Come back and fight like a man!
 ChubbyBuddy: i mean the arrows, not the children. those are already yours, presumably
Image 158345   01-25-17   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
389
 
 The Frito Bandito: This picture looks incredibly familiar to me and I have no idea why. Anyone know what it's from?
 msmstud: "Wait, this wasn't in the bible....I'll have to destroy it all."
 Cami: Jazz hands from above.
 Dresdenkeogh: Note to self. Most recent rest of self developed hallucinogen a great success. Am seeing dinosaurs and shit, with mellow body high. Record formulae for later reproduction.
 VoR: Bloody ell Jim! Where that house come from?
 Whatever: Skippy, the scientist who proved up is down and voter fraud exists looks out upon the brave new future according to her time viewer
 Headoftheclass: "Shiiiiit...I'm going back to bed."
 whiplash: Prof. Cheevers was irritated to discover that the "Jurassic World 2" crew was filming right next door to his lab.
 sparename: And it's a world of dread and fear
Image 158344   01-25-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
580
 
 Hosebag: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.
 Frank herbert: Cone one baby , put this in your mouth
 Cami: Go on!
 doop: No one should ever ask to watch you eat a apple.
 VoR: Me you share
 SkidSolo: If apples are picked by a man who had bacon for breakfast are they still suitable for vegans?
 AverageJoe: when my fried tried to introduce me to a vegan diet
Image 158343   01-25-17   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
324
 
 msmstud: "...and I'll be getting free rounds at the pub well into 2018."
 WTF: Coming from the country where Grounds Keeper Willie is a national hero, this headline seems spot on.
 Fancy Clown: He doesn't just beat about the bush...
 Amy Housewine: Then my foot caught on fire so I grabbed a drink from a nearby table to put it out but the straw poked me in the eye and I went staggering away off the side of the cliff and then I crashed into the sea and exploded into a massive ball of flame
 mariofart: Tabloids, how people waited in checkout lines before the smartphone era.
 Headoftheclass: ...and then I pissed on the guy to put it out.
Image 158342   01-25-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
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