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238381  glenalec: Pet rock grew hair and ears!

238383  glenalec: All users of Debian (and derivatives) have an apt.

238383  glenalec: @Christina - I have a low-DPI monitor, so can sometimes make them out.

238395  glenalec: When costs of labor (decommissioning the rack), exceeds the value of the items (oh those beautiful cables, cut short in their prime) :-(

238399  Shay: Lady Godiva's favorite books.

238390  Shay: @Warrax DID SOMEONE SAY PIZZA?! (fixed)

238391  Shay: The Sega Saturn goes in the middle.

238399  glenalec: Plants have needs too.

238412  glenalec: @Robespierre - peanut allergy.

238395  Shay: Must've been someone's last day on the job.

238402  VoR: Oh man. I initially read it as Stay wealthy. Hash your hands.

238253  isosceleswaffle: It's already unzipped its lizard!

238398  Shay: This Land of the Lost remake sequel sucks.

238403  VoR: Borg queen.

238400  Shay: Pwaise the Lord and pass the ammuni-shun.

238408  funny in the wall: such plentiful organs

238408  VoR: That stuff is wrong! Get out of you!

238409  Shay: Not only that, but he ate all the toilet paper!!!!

238410  VoR: May the force be in you

238410  WTF: Reusable fuck given.

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2. glenalec
3. Christina
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10. mexican

The top ten most commented-on images today:

238352 Whatever: Dinosaur for scale, and indicator of how tech savvy the locals are

238363 Mad Collager: @Side Boob Yeah, they're right near the front boobs.

238382 ping: @antipatterns "Also I suspect you've read Chomsky?" Ashamed to say that I haven't but I've always found him interesting and erudite when interviewed. The random firings of my brain lead me to John Clees speaking Italian and Russian in A Fish Called Wanda.…

238292 Yurishiro: RUSSIAN BOIS ARE IN TOWN

238370 Greifer: battlecat on the floor

238260 Science: The Black Moon - The Cabal: Volume Two

238181 tib gubb: tug boat!

238194 tib gubb: let us be thankful that god would be so merciful

238373 Micro Jackson: Time to get out the big bats!

238328 Yam: @Felicity I feel like theyre all kind of Ethan Suplee looking.

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karpeles uploaded 238306 (1030 points)
wolfskin uploaded 238075 (1024 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 237947 (1023 points)
trepanation uploaded 237929 (961 points)
totaljihad uploaded 238248 (941 points)
KickassHellyeah uploaded 238199 (931 points)
Uncle Larry uploaded 237996 (921 points)
mission2mars uploaded 238025 (902 points)
ping uploaded 238211 (894 points)

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 3. Side Boob: 4685 points
 4. ping: 3921 points
 5. Gomi Day: 3501 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3152 points
 7. logono: 2174 points
 8. Horp Lello: 2090 points
 9. Yurishiro: 2065 points
10. Dresdenkeogh: 2031 points
11. square44: 1906 points
12. Taters: 1903 points
13. deadwombat: 1783 points
14. elronhubard: 1703 points
15. Mr. Shine: 1691 points
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 Bluetocracy: With the food at that last diner, I'm not surprised someone blew up the bathroom at the next rest stop.
 wolfpk: Well at least I now know what that button does.
 msmstud: Purty.
 Scoo: Oh Shi...
 Niels Bohr: People are some strange monkeys.
 tib gubb: well that's fucking horrifying.
 VoR: Pop
 Science: Damn it - we only made it 5 days into the new presidency?
 SomeCanadian: This is fine.
Image 158351   01-25-17   Uploaded by    mom
 Joseph: Finally I understand Kriss Kross
 well duh: I've said it before: Kilt
 msmstud: @Meow -- ...garlic presses, belt sanders, can openers, electric spot welders, bicycle chains, escalators, sea urchins, panini/panino presses, waffle irons, curling irons, hair crimpers, automatic car windows, hedge trimmers...
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 msmstud: @Entertainmentalist -- The world needs faster access to my wang than buttons afford.
 msmstud: @Amy Housewine @doop -- Yesterday I did laundry while going commando 'cuz I ran out of underpants.
 Entertainmentalist: There is no purpose for fly zippers, aside from torture. Button Fly pants worked just fine, and continue to do so for folks who don't care to flirt with danger.
 Meow: I feel like this warning label is applicable with most things. Toasters, vacuums, piranha tanks at the zoo etc.
 doop: @Amy Housewine I have a low tolerance for people who don't wear underwear.
 Amy Housewine: @doop You seem to feel very strongly about this.
 doop: The kind of idiot who gets his dink hung in the zipper is the same kind of idiot who airbrushes a uniform band of skid marks into the back and is constantly adjusting his ants & grapes. People like that probably eat cookies off the floor and wipe boogers under the tables. Let the zippers have them, I say.
 Peter Pantsless: Haha, you fools with your zippers and waistbands. Sooner or later, you'll all come around.
 tib gubb: the same is true of all zippers if you try hard enough.
 WTF: This is why I never zip my pants.
 VoR: Ill risk it.
 LaeMi: That's how my brother, age 7, who hated underpants, learned their value!
Image 158350   01-25-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
 Yttermayn : Goux!
 tritium: R Crumb is apparently unaware that there are a million more of those angry phone calls between every step.
 VoR: Table and chair not an issue apparently
Image 158349   01-25-17   Uploaded by    conner
 Niels Bohr: @SomeCanadian I did what i said i'd do. I got a lol and they said we were already there.
 Bluetocracy: Most of these guys will be dead of old age within the next few years. Not sure how they're still doing anything.
 bug: I can't tell which one is the "before" picture, but I'm definitely not signing up for this diet plan.
 Otterman: Doughy mayonnaise men
 Cami: @SomeCanadian I think you're a little far out there with the date.
 Scoo: Lot of white guys there
 Niels Bohr: @SomeCanadian that's hilarious. I'm stealing that and pretending it's original. If anyone questions it's origin I'll shrug and say "probably some canadian."
 tib gubb: nobody moves the blob!
 petepuma: now lets talk about whether or not women should be allowed to have abortions
 SomeCanadian: In 500 years we will all be ruled by pairs of sentient, floating, white jowls.
 Musician: One of these guys was my boss way back before he was a Republican, even. I'm not gonna Rad this.
 ChubbyBuddy: Ack! Patriarchy!
Image 158348   01-25-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
 Lestrange: Just as adequate as many physicians I've worked with and certainly more empathic.
 msmstud: @RiderFan -- NAILED IT!
 Fugative: Trust me I'm a dogtor
 SomeCanadian: "Your stool sample is ready! And it was delicious!"
 doop: Meanwhile, the forensics lab is closing in on the elusive Good Boy.
 tritium: That's not proper lab attire.
 Mad Collager: Yahh prints ahh ready Sah!
 RiderFan: Golden Lab tech.
 Musician: George, I'm afraid it's Rrrrrrrrrancerr.
 mariofart: Check out that hp LaserJet in the background, worlds most durable printer.
 ChubbyBuddy: yes i know what room this is. yes i know what kind of dog i am. can i get to work now sir these leukocytes arent going to catalog themselves
Image 158347   01-25-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Image 158346   01-25-17   Uploaded by    Oober
 Scoo: Seems reasonable
 VoR: Ok kids. Bleed where you like. I ain't buying shit.
 Mad Collager: It's merely a fletch wound! Come back and fight like a man!
 ChubbyBuddy: i mean the arrows, not the children. those are already yours, presumably
Image 158345   01-25-17   Uploaded by    Backhand
 The Frito Bandito: This picture looks incredibly familiar to me and I have no idea why. Anyone know what it's from?
 msmstud: "Wait, this wasn't in the bible....I'll have to destroy it all."
 Cami: Jazz hands from above.
 Dresdenkeogh: Note to self. Most recent rest of self developed hallucinogen a great success. Am seeing dinosaurs and shit, with mellow body high. Record formulae for later reproduction.
 VoR: Bloody ell Jim! Where that house come from?
 Whatever: Skippy, the scientist who proved up is down and voter fraud exists looks out upon the brave new future according to her time viewer
 Headoftheclass: "Shiiiiit...I'm going back to bed."
 whiplash: Prof. Cheevers was irritated to discover that the "Jurassic World 2" crew was filming right next door to his lab.
 sparename: And it's a world of dread and fear
Image 158344   01-25-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
 Hosebag: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.
 Frank herbert: Cone one baby , put this in your mouth
 Cami: Go on!
 doop: No one should ever ask to watch you eat a apple.
 VoR: Me you share
 SkidSolo: If apples are picked by a man who had bacon for breakfast are they still suitable for vegans?
 AverageJoe: when my fried tried to introduce me to a vegan diet
Image 158343   01-25-17   Uploaded by    reply
 msmstud: "...and I'll be getting free rounds at the pub well into 2018."
 WTF: Coming from the country where Grounds Keeper Willie is a national hero, this headline seems spot on.
 Fancy Clown: He doesn't just beat about the bush...
 Amy Housewine: Then my foot caught on fire so I grabbed a drink from a nearby table to put it out but the straw poked me in the eye and I went staggering away off the side of the cliff and then I crashed into the sea and exploded into a massive ball of flame
 mariofart: Tabloids, how people waited in checkout lines before the smartphone era.
 Headoftheclass: ...and then I pissed on the guy to put it out.
Image 158342   01-25-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
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