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228542  Jabberwikket: Charged with pawsession

228560  FabricMan: Om nom nom

228484  Robespierre: I;m thinking about thos Hambubgers

228556  Robespierre: @Shay Oh, but Wikihow DID.

228543  Matricii: Radded on principle alone...

228557  Robespierre: (Universally Stupid Badassery)

228556  Yurishiro: My friend's dog enjoys pooping on the street and then throwing the poop a hundred yards away with her paws in an hulk-ish attempt to cover it.

228556  Shay: Wikihow didn't say...

228545  dangerkeith3000: That fish is literally frowning. Hahahaha....awww...

228557  Robespierre: I always thought the USBs three states were Nevada, Mississippi, and Florida.

228558  Shay: I don't remember this room touring St. Peter's Basilica when I visited Vatican City 10 years ago.

228547  dangerkeith3000: dear god

228558  Robespierre: Is that Old Grand Dad?

228552  dangerkeith3000: Wolfencrap 3D

228555  dangerkeith3000: Scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango?

228545  Yurishiro: FATALITY!

228542  Jabberwikket: So cute, its illegal

228556  dangerkeith3000: That white stuff ain't pee...

228549  Yurishiro: No more slavery? Fine. But at least we get to do this!

228550  Yurishiro: Lucky. My engine is Just pieces of metal

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228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228373 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre TILL I BURN UP

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228490 Robespierre: @Ulillillia Been to Philly once, been to Pat's once. Coincidence? Definitely not.

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.



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Score:
383
 
 petepuma: @UltraBeverly I was kind of kidding. Possible she's always been bat-shit insane. But certainly now.
 UltraBeverly: @petepuma Um so just search for that. URL's are taboo. The best article was indeed on gawker
 UltraBeverly: @petepuma No, I have not fact-checked this, but c'mon: grilledloingawkerburger5879241/all-the-absolutely-insane-things-former-snl-tea-party-lunatic-victoria-jackson-has-to-say
 petepuma: @UltraBeverly prove it! (the last part)
 isosceleswaffle: Friendship toilets!
 UltraBeverly: It's the "Love Toilet" from SNL! Before Victoria Jackson became an insane person.
 UltraBeverly: It's the "Love Toilet" from SNL! Before Victoria Jackson became an insane person.
 E. HONDA: for when you want to arm wrestle but you're afraid of what the strain will do
 addend: Weirdest game of musical chairs.
 ignatz: Also: You scratch my back,..
 EH: "So, how was your-nggggh- day?"
 ignatz: Found an old mine workings up in the hills in Montana, they had a long bench with ten holes cut out, not much space between..
 doop: Well, you don't know what We can find Why don't you come with me, little girl On a magic toilet ride
 carpwoman: Nope.
 Scoo: Single flush? Means either true love or wasted water.
 questionable: luxurious. I mean, presuming you consider 'luxury' to be the ability to hold hands and experience the tainted miracle of digestion together
 WTF: The Love Toilet youtu.be/…
 Meow: When you poop holding hands, its a number 4
 Prostata: who wants a game of BATTLESHITS?
 LaeMi: Competitive pooping.
Image 158236   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
426
 
 drtofu: Peer review sends this tweet back for revisions: Tornados are over land. Hurricanes are over water.
 Scoo: *Waterspout
 questionable: was looking through a collection of hard sci-fi from like 2002. one of the first stories in the volume is this one where explorers find this planet and there's like this sheet of single celled organisms that just seem random and they start fucking with it, only to eventually realize the sheet is a 2D projection of a calculation of life. I don't remember the point of all of it, but holy fuck
 Nothing: Uh oh, somebody leaked the Sharknado prequel script
Image 158235   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
491
 
 Amy Housewine: "So, babe, I imagine you've heard about my salty seamen."
 petepuma: "wanna see my bilge pump?"
 XLY: "Ehh... I've gotta finish washing my hair."
 Teechur: Would the date end better if the one on the right turned out to be Ellen DeGeneres with dark hair?
 jochenau: I can't figure out why it looks like her hair is frozen like that.
 tritium: Especially because they're twins.
 Spazstatic: @Meow oh. Oh god. Please god, why?
 Ulillillia: Butthorn High
 questionable: And it was in that moment that Kelly-Anna learned that, sometimes, even though you want to tell the fucker no, get fucked, get out of here you creep-ass, I'm not getting on a closed space with you, sometimes you have to instead say yes and go along for the ride, because the world is not fair, and sometimes it's better to endure some minor discomfort and give someone what they want than risk having a front row seat at something much worse
 Scoo: "That riverboat there? My daddy owns it. He says someday I'll be President"
 Dresdenkeogh: #2017
 Meow: He's telling her about his meme blog and why he thinks Pepe the frog should be on the American flag
 AverageJoe: been there, done that, got the T-shirt
Image 158234   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
185
 
 Beef Supreme: @Dresdenkeogh Only if Mascot were depicted with a straight flush. Then there would be so many rads this place would go full Chernobyl.
 ChubbyBuddy: no we can't play strip poker, Carl, none of us are wearing clothes
 Dresdenkeogh: Who wants to bet this gets a thousand rads.
Image 158233   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
256
 
 birdythemighty: that sweater is rad!
 twitter: @doop what do you mean
 a robot: I like the shark sweater, I guess. I'm a little afraid of that scary looking mark on his chest though
 Headoftheclass: Congrats! When's your due date?
 fanny: this guy rocks. he knits sweaters of the places he vacations to.
 doop: A good hoarder is prepared for any excursion.
 werterland: I bet the shark swam out of the shot as the photographer was hitting the shutter button. Stupid unpredictable sea-life!
 Lestrange: Fergal Sharkie
 Meow: now thats camouflage
 Dresdenkeogh: I Also attempt to blend in wherever I go
 Peter Pantsless: I, too enjoy a visit to the aquarium
 thecraftywolf: i feel frightened
Image 158232   01-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
487
 
 jayjay: @jochenau came here to post that
 a robot: OH GOD WHY
 addend: Are you crying or salivating? I can't tell.
 Headoftheclass: @whiplash HEY, DR. NICK!!!!
 jochenau: Blergf.
 whiplash: Sure, you can pay top dollar for plastic surgery, but why not shop at Dr. Nick's Face-Fix Clinic and save save save!
 Spazstatic: The name's Picasso. Pablo Picasso.
Image 158231   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Bartleby
Score:
505
 
 scribbs: Another job well done!
 Beef Supreme: If the light's not flashing, it can be ignored.
 tritium: No, just give the check to the mechanic. You can leave it blank.
 Lestrange: Easy enough, it's either fuel or electrics
 werterland: I took my car to my mechanic a few months ago for new tires, and they checked my battery during the appointment. The readout they gave me indicated that my battery was in my car. I was very relieved.
 El hefe: Dammit. My belt driven fan and large cylindrical air switcherino are missing.
 fanny: black electrical tape will fix that light in a jiffy.
 Scoo: Most people don't even bother to get out and look
Image 158230   01-24-17   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
353
 
 scribbs: @jochenau Except that thing growing in the fridge.
 jochenau: It occurs to me that I haven't seen a green thing in three months.
 Prostata: me IRL
Image 158229   01-24-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
588
 
 a robot: @Meow No they don't.
 berlin: @Meow Indeed
 tankadillo: would have been better without the "a." Be Nice, Human.
 werterland: @werterland (That's what she said.)
 werterland: I try, but all the other humans make it SO HARD.
 AverageJoe: Define "human"
 annterland: @VoR sometimes it is hard to be nice...have some plusses for trying
 VoR: I radded out of niceness
 VoR: I radded out of niceness
 thecraftywolf: why should i? its more fun to be a dick
 Meow: No! Thats what the robots want!
 Mr. Butt: Fuck you.
 WaffleIron: I want to spite BAD this image, but I shall refrain.
Image 158228   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
633
 
 San DoDo: Cleaning this is a bitch
 Sadbot: @werterland @Wet farts And then I came along and thought "what if you coated the crystals in a uniform layer of clear epoxy, which would solve these problems and really make them sparkle"
 werterland: @Wet farts @WaffleIron My first thought was about eventual erosion, but cleaning it is probably a much more timely concern. @Lestrange posted my second thought.
 Lestrange: Not too easy on the old knuckle skin I imagine. Very lovely though
 Wet farts: @WaffleIron my first thought was how you would clean it. Rad as hell though.
 Scoo: Purple Users' Washroom
 WaffleIron: As long as you dont have to clean it I suppose. Can't be worse than the toilet really.
Image 158227   01-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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