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258476  ThoughtlessGentleman: someone play a snappy tune on a piccolo.

258428  Beeble: ....and it truly was the only cat picture I would ever Rad.

258473  Prostata: i don't think those recycle

258479  Prostata: bad vote for crop failure

258458  Not A Bot: *third sign* Oh, I didn't know that! I'll check with the police. I hope I don't have to pay a fine or anything. Guess if I do it probably won't be too much, I hope anyway. *4th sign*...

258485  sparename: Disarming in the footwell

258473  Warrax: Wow, I must have been wasted last night.

258483  sparename: "Three bottles of whisky constitutes ONE item, two loaves of bread constitutes ONE item .. and THREE steak and kidney bastard pies also constitutes one bloody item!!"

258248  Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258481  sparename: JustEinsTeenAngstThings

258481  Nope: Just thinkin bout relativity

258479  Sandor: That's a new switcharooni for me!

258479  Sandor: Optional: learn how to whack off an image

258478  ignatz: Ohhh Snap, Pull-Ups!

258477  AlexDeLarge: Wish I could find earbuds that stay in even half that well

258440  Mr. Butt: Myth busted!

258480  Side Boob: Hes helping!

258248  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine My dance card is full this trip, but Ill hit you up here if I come out next weekend.

258480  a robot: username/uploaod combo :D

258404  SuedeOxford: What SCP is this

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258329 wolfpk: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!


258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

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 petepuma: @UltraBeverly I was kind of kidding. Possible she's always been bat-shit insane. But certainly now.
 UltraBeverly: @petepuma Um so just search for that. URL's are taboo. The best article was indeed on gawker
 UltraBeverly: @petepuma No, I have not fact-checked this, but c'mon: grilledloingawkerburger5879241/all-the-absolutely-insane-things-former-snl-tea-party-lunatic-victoria-jackson-has-to-say
 petepuma: @UltraBeverly prove it! (the last part)
 isosceleswaffle: Friendship toilets!
 UltraBeverly: It's the "Love Toilet" from SNL! Before Victoria Jackson became an insane person.
 UltraBeverly: It's the "Love Toilet" from SNL! Before Victoria Jackson became an insane person.
 E. HONDA: for when you want to arm wrestle but you're afraid of what the strain will do
 addend: Weirdest game of musical chairs.
 ignatz: Also: You scratch my back,..
 EH: "So, how was your-nggggh- day?"
 ignatz: Found an old mine workings up in the hills in Montana, they had a long bench with ten holes cut out, not much space between..
 doop: Well, you don't know what We can find Why don't you come with me, little girl On a magic toilet ride
 carpwoman: Nope.
 Scoo: Single flush? Means either true love or wasted water.
 questionable: luxurious. I mean, presuming you consider 'luxury' to be the ability to hold hands and experience the tainted miracle of digestion together
 WTF: The Love Toilet…
 Meow: When you poop holding hands, its a number 4
 Prostata: who wants a game of BATTLESHITS?
 LaeMi: Competitive pooping.
Image 158236   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
 drtofu: Peer review sends this tweet back for revisions: Tornados are over land. Hurricanes are over water.
 Scoo: *Waterspout
 questionable: was looking through a collection of hard sci-fi from like 2002. one of the first stories in the volume is this one where explorers find this planet and there's like this sheet of single celled organisms that just seem random and they start fucking with it, only to eventually realize the sheet is a 2D projection of a calculation of life. I don't remember the point of all of it, but holy fuck
 Nothing: Uh oh, somebody leaked the Sharknado prequel script
Image 158235   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
 Amy Housewine: "So, babe, I imagine you've heard about my salty seamen."
 petepuma: "wanna see my bilge pump?"
 XLY: "Ehh... I've gotta finish washing my hair."
 Teechur: Would the date end better if the one on the right turned out to be Ellen DeGeneres with dark hair?
 jochenau: I can't figure out why it looks like her hair is frozen like that.
 tritium: Especially because they're twins.
 Spazstatic: @Meow oh. Oh god. Please god, why?
 Ulillillia: Butthorn High
 questionable: And it was in that moment that Kelly-Anna learned that, sometimes, even though you want to tell the fucker no, get fucked, get out of here you creep-ass, I'm not getting on a closed space with you, sometimes you have to instead say yes and go along for the ride, because the world is not fair, and sometimes it's better to endure some minor discomfort and give someone what they want than risk having a front row seat at something much worse
 Scoo: "That riverboat there? My daddy owns it. He says someday I'll be President"
 Dresdenkeogh: #2017
 Meow: He's telling her about his meme blog and why he thinks Pepe the frog should be on the American flag
 AverageJoe: been there, done that, got the T-shirt
Image 158234   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Beef Supreme: @Dresdenkeogh Only if Mascot were depicted with a straight flush. Then there would be so many rads this place would go full Chernobyl.
 ChubbyBuddy: no we can't play strip poker, Carl, none of us are wearing clothes
 Dresdenkeogh: Who wants to bet this gets a thousand rads.
Image 158233   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
 birdythemighty: that sweater is rad!
 twitter: @doop what do you mean
 a robot: I like the shark sweater, I guess. I'm a little afraid of that scary looking mark on his chest though
 Headoftheclass: Congrats! When's your due date?
 fanny: this guy rocks. he knits sweaters of the places he vacations to.
 doop: A good hoarder is prepared for any excursion.
 werterland: I bet the shark swam out of the shot as the photographer was hitting the shutter button. Stupid unpredictable sea-life!
 Lestrange: Fergal Sharkie
 Meow: now thats camouflage
 Dresdenkeogh: I Also attempt to blend in wherever I go
 Peter Pantsless: I, too enjoy a visit to the aquarium
 thecraftywolf: i feel frightened
Image 158232   01-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 jayjay: @jochenau came here to post that
 a robot: OH GOD WHY
 addend: Are you crying or salivating? I can't tell.
 Headoftheclass: @whiplash HEY, DR. NICK!!!!
 jochenau: Blergf.
 whiplash: Sure, you can pay top dollar for plastic surgery, but why not shop at Dr. Nick's Face-Fix Clinic and save save save!
 Spazstatic: The name's Picasso. Pablo Picasso.
Image 158231   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Bartleby
 scribbs: Another job well done!
 Beef Supreme: If the light's not flashing, it can be ignored.
 tritium: No, just give the check to the mechanic. You can leave it blank.
 Lestrange: Easy enough, it's either fuel or electrics
 werterland: I took my car to my mechanic a few months ago for new tires, and they checked my battery during the appointment. The readout they gave me indicated that my battery was in my car. I was very relieved.
 El hefe: Dammit. My belt driven fan and large cylindrical air switcherino are missing.
 fanny: black electrical tape will fix that light in a jiffy.
 Scoo: Most people don't even bother to get out and look
Image 158230   01-24-17   Uploaded by    kswat
 scribbs: @jochenau Except that thing growing in the fridge.
 jochenau: It occurs to me that I haven't seen a green thing in three months.
 Prostata: me IRL
Image 158229   01-24-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
 a robot: @Meow No they don't.
 berlin: @Meow Indeed
 tankadillo: would have been better without the "a." Be Nice, Human.
 werterland: @werterland (That's what she said.)
 werterland: I try, but all the other humans make it SO HARD.
 AverageJoe: Define "human"
 annterland: @VoR sometimes it is hard to be nice...have some plusses for trying
 VoR: I radded out of niceness
 VoR: I radded out of niceness
 thecraftywolf: why should i? its more fun to be a dick
 Meow: No! Thats what the robots want!
 Mr. Butt: Fuck you.
 WaffleIron: I want to spite BAD this image, but I shall refrain.
Image 158228   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 San DoDo: Cleaning this is a bitch
 Sadbot: @werterland @Wet farts And then I came along and thought "what if you coated the crystals in a uniform layer of clear epoxy, which would solve these problems and really make them sparkle"
 werterland: @Wet farts @WaffleIron My first thought was about eventual erosion, but cleaning it is probably a much more timely concern. @Lestrange posted my second thought.
 Lestrange: Not too easy on the old knuckle skin I imagine. Very lovely though
 Wet farts: @WaffleIron my first thought was how you would clean it. Rad as hell though.
 Scoo: Purple Users' Washroom
 WaffleIron: As long as you dont have to clean it I suppose. Can't be worse than the toilet really.
Image 158227   01-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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