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268178  BavidDowie: Just the tip of the iceborkf

268214  ChubbyBuddy: tell me more

268187  BavidDowie: Classic Karli

268215  ChubbyBuddy: @Munkybut @Alaskan but it's racist against a white person so its fine

268210  ChubbyBuddy: @Zaxxoff i finally understand why ive always wanted to punch that guy. i thought it was the mustache

267978  AGGRO-GATOR MOD: Lol shut the fuck up

268215  Munkybut: @Alaskan there's a "white" noodle in there. It's racist

267978  ChubbyBuddy: wherein Tangible Harm to Human Beings Increases Quarterly Returns," but that probably wont fit on a onesie.

267978  ChubbyBuddy: the democratic party establishment and to the left of the Sanders wing. I call myself a communist or socialist sometimes because I'm outside of the mercifully expanding overton window and the terminology hasn't caught up. I don't want america to be the soviet union. i want america to be america, the best damn america possible and at some point we have to put our collective foot down and say "NO. No, you don't have an absolute right to make infinite profit from human and environmental exploitation." these are not forces interested in compromise. we must take what we are owed as the workforce that made these swine unimaginable wealthy while the rest of us struggle and die. let's put it this way, i would have preferred "Hippity Hoppity, Abolish Profit Incentives in Certain Industries wherei

267978  ChubbyBuddy: overthrew Moseddegh in iran and installed a theocracy because oil companies could make more money, because Moseddegh wanted to nationalize the petroleum industry, as communist a policy as can be imagined. he wanted his people to share in the prosperity borne of his nation's natural resources. and we killed him for it. I want the american fossil fuel companies to be nationalized so they can be disbanded so the planet doesn't cook. I want nationalizations as a bulwark against monopoly and an increase in efficiency. healthcare is cheaper without a rapacious profit margin. single payer is a good start, and i'll vote for candidates who advocate for it. but i want an UK-style NHS, which was the envy if the world until defunded by tory and blairite centrist admins. That puts me to the left of t

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. dude this whole thing began with me making an substantive distinction between personal and private property. thats me trying to inform you and the broader AG readership of a common misconception about marxist thought. you respond by going "well AKKKKKKSHUALLLY ive read the books (no you havent) and i think marx is stinky poo poo pants for dumb dumbs." what specific criticism do you have about marx's ideas? "it doesn't work" ok, why? "it's been tried before and didn't work" what were the external and internal factors at play? did an imperial superpower swagger in and depose the government or engage in soft power moves like CIA coups, election rigging, and propaganda campaigns like in Nicaragua, Cuba, Russia, Vietnam, or Honduras? We o

268224  Seven Eight Nine: My favorite is the sun going down! That cracked me up!

268212  Nope: Ross was the worst friend

268213  Nope: ugh, that was some gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood tuna

268195  MrBoffo: Sorry, It's Katie Ann, but it's Skip's policy to leave the hosing to you and your ... uh, "friend."

268210  Zaxxoff: alt-right flanders trolling antifa homer

268210  MrBoffo: I'll take those eyes over easy for my breakfast tomorrow

268211  MrBoffo: Takes a licking and keeps on borkfing.

268189  Not A Bot: No way this is better than the original

268200  KingTrebek: This changed my mind about putting bumper stickers on my car.

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267978 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: Lol shut the fuck up

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

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 Science: WOW!
 SomeCanadian: @Mad Collager I'm more partial to her friend Polly Amorous.
 funny in the wall: @Mad Collager Hah, nice
 Mad Collager: Her name was Polly. Polly Graph.
 tritium: The seismograph was altered: proof positive that the San Francisco Earthquake was a lie!
Image 158197   01-24-17   Uploaded by    trees
 Coolguy: He's so fluffy I'm going to die.
 NoRagrets: @SomeCanadian…
 SomeCanadian: @NoRagrets *Cue Mr. Burn's 'See My Vest'*
 NoRagrets: These look like warm slippers.
 Peach: boop, boop, boop, boop
 sparename: "Cool, cool, otter, otter, OTTER, OTTER..!"
Image 158196   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Yam
 Telkwa: It's the boy scout badge you get for firing your first harpoon.
 whiplash: Dolphin Dollars may only be used to purchase dolphin steaks, dolphin burgers, or dolphin juice at Doug's Dolphin Cafe.
 JohnnySalami: @doop Don't mind whales, always respect something that could swallow you whole, that's what my Pa taught me, and dagnabit, I will teach my children the same!
 doop: @JohnnySalami How do you feel about cetaceans?
 JohnnySalami: I Badded, but that's because I have a deep and powerful anger and fear of our Porcine "friends". Sorry TaintJuice
Image 158195   01-24-17   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
 Micro Jackson: Polyfabulous moth
 Wet farts: *throws pokeball*
 doop: It looks like just another chicken in a fur-collared pimp coat, right? But IN REALITY...
 Mad Collager: Love the red-tufted seagull design!
 fanny: i wanna eat this marshmallow moth
 FabricMan: Agent Starling, say hello to Acerontia harlique. Better known to his friends as the "clowns head moth."
Image 158194   01-24-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 DrinkMixMan: A remarkably similar game to Depression.
 tritium: I am always ready to play social anxiety.
 Scoo: Boxhorn
Image 158193   01-24-17   Uploaded by    zip file
 wolfpk: I keep squeezing this stupid thing, but it just won't die!
 Mad Collager: Ball Pynapplethon
 jochenau: Le Snoot Boop, now with Vitamin E and aloe vera!
Image 158192   01-24-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 grandma: Ah, the endangered Pastel Parrot - the mango and kiwi colouration is particularly rare
 whiplash: Aw stop, you're making me blush.
 fanny: oh my god i wanna eat this guy too. maybe i need a snack.
 PenguinBartender: Oh hai!
 Mr. Butt: Jacques lives!
Image 158191   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Yam
 suckit: Turn on, tune in ... then what?
 whiplash: Japanese football looks weird.
 Radstarboom: It's space prince! The prince of space!
 JohnnySalami: He's the hero Tokyo deserves, but not the one it need. So he'll keep posing, because he has to
 SpaceCow: Salary man, Salary man, does whatever a salary can!
 Mr. Butt: I will never be this RAD.
Image 158190   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 AverageJoe: [sad trombone sound]
 Mr. Butt: @VoR I like to think that there's a little Beth in all of us, like a shitty guardian angel.
 VoR: @Mr. Butt no I'm Beth Evans and SO's my life
 Amy Housewine: Hornhorn.
 SomeCanadian: YOU'RE TRUMPET.
 wolfpk: So you are a horn. That can't be good. I would get to the doctor immediately!
 Off Topic: A little brass aren't you
Image 158189   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
 Telkwa: Subaru Brat.
 Telkwa: Subaru Brat.
 whiplash: Come on, Fluffy! I'm working the pedals, you gotta steer!
 Ulillillia: Look out, Toonces!
 Lestrange: Oh my god Leanne, he's got his keys in a lock like some kind of stone age person
Image 158188   01-24-17   Uploaded by    trees
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