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175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

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Score:
1032
 
 trelyate: we also demand that humans throw the ball, but not take it!
 Annoying Vegan : You're the good boy, sweetheart, yes you are!
 tritium: The humans pretend to throw the ball during their campaign, but then once they're elected, they drop it behind their back! We're done falling for this ruse, fulfill your promises, humans!
 Peach: Equal pay for equal workf!
 SomeCanadian: Sir, are you aware that you are a dog?
 Coolguy: Hecking ridiculous!!
 Teechur: We'll tell you who the good boy is if you tell us who let you all out.
Image 158177   01-24-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
1066
 
 Aemuli: Plot twist: cat murdered that dog, and is wearing it as a trophy. It puts the lotion on the skin.
 PenguinBartender: Mass hysteria!
 tritium: Vizsla puppy!
 whiplash: Warning to cat: if you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas.
 Urn BooUrn: They will have the most lovable offspring.
 Coolguy: Can't we all just get along?
Image 158176   01-24-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
906
 
 LKoroton: "Master, the zombies are here"
 LaeMi: These are a few of my favorite things.
 doop: Is your dog's name Captain Tim?
 Coolguy: Stilli wondering who the good boy is....
Image 158175   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
260
 
 Albatross: Those guys will never make it. They're gonna sink like a lead balloon
 well duh: Just because you didn't sell your souls for wicked record contracts and a private jet back in the day is no reason to be hatin'.
 whiplash: We spend all of our money on fancy cars and hair care products.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Science and a bunch of other rock bands from the seventies that sued but it was all settled out of court and we'll never really know what it is and what isn't stolen
 Science: "Why, yes, we did steal our music from black people."
 SomeCanadian: John, Paul, George, and Ringo sure did look different back in the day.
 tritium: Pretty soon, all of London had the Prog.
Image 158174   01-24-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
156
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 158173   01-24-17   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
1434
 
 Mad Collager: @Knice You bet! If I think the message on the button will have appeal, or needs to be said, or is funny (or all three) I'll work it up!
 Knice: @Mad Collager Do you take requests?
 hat thrab: @Knice I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING
 Knice: @hat thrab Capital RAD for you and your Mom. My Mom and I were all we had for quite a bit. She was strong and not. She let me be strong and not. We had much to deal with, but we had each other, so it was never too hard. Rad Moms are priceless.
 Beef Supreme: I should hope so, because last I checked, women are human.
 mrwiffler: What about dogs?
 FatTigerWoods: @Hearsegirl So....one Rad?
 scribbs: @AverageJoe Language is important independent of the argument. I've seen an entire community get fucked over because some assholes refused to write with precision in plain English. Language does actually matter.
 Peter Pantsless: @hat thrab Laser tits would have been very appropriate! Every cause needs a symbol, right?
 Spazstatic: @hat thrab rad before I read, need more rads to give.
 hat thrab: @Sadbot SNAP
 hat thrab: @Peter Pantsless I SHOULD HAVE. Or at least a laser tits pic. Next mass protest :P
 hat thrab: @San DoDo HAH. Honestly, I don't wear hats as often -even in winter - since I got some good headphones.
 San DoDo: Why is @hat thrab without a hat and mom is with.. reality shattered, need complete reboot
 Peter Pantsless: @hat thrab Turbo rad! Next time you should print out some of your weirder images onto signs just to confuse people
 Mad Collager: @hat thrab Way to go, hat thrab, way to go Mama hat thrab. Don't ever give up! In a related topic, I am offering political/inspirational/just plain funny buttons on etsy: etsy.com/shop/… Enjoy!
 fanny: this is great!! hello to you and your awesome mama @hat thrab
 XLY: @hat thrab hi
 SunWukong: @hat thrab welcome to the spaceship momma hat. The great sage equalling heaven offers his respect.
 Sadbot: @hat thrab @Peach yo momma so politically aware that when she realizes democracy is threatened, she goes out and protests
 unoplank: if u r woman u r human its simple folks
 Bluetocracy: I always suspected it, but now it is confirmed. Women aren't actually aliens.
 Lestrange: @hat thrab She deserves to be proud. Great post, thanks.
 hearsegirl: freaking awesome! *gives all the rads*
 Peach: @hat thrab Also, everything about this makes me happy, thanks for sharing!
 Peach: @hat thrab Let the "your momma so rad..." jokes begin!
 hat thrab: Sooooooo I'm not really one for selfies but....You guys, my mom was so damn proud of her sign. So damn proud. Also, hi, internet.
 Butcherboy: Play domjot human?
 AverageJoe: trolling 101: if you can't win an argument, point out a typo
Image 158172   01-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 hex0: We've all been here, admit it...
 tib gubb: subtle
 Annoying Vegan : @jochenau Ocular Awning is my new rock band.
 WTF: @jochenau Looks more like a Tums.
 jochenau: The more I look at this the more bizarre the mom(?) looks. Why is she facing sideways and looking straight ahead? Why is she wearing a bottle cap as an earring? And why does she have an ocular awning instead of eyelashes?
 msmstud: Horny to tears? Neat.
 SomeCanadian: Same.
 Knice: From her expression, I'd guess D is for Dramamine.
 petepuma: Big Dick is back in town
 prius: All too easy (gestures at carbon freeze control lever)
 god666: She needs some solid dick from an iron man.
 Mark As Read: Sometimes you just need a hug. Inside your vagina. From a penis. So I've heard.
 carlin: She needs the D
Image 158171   01-24-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
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 Robespierre: The shrinking ray sure took a lot of starch out of his collar
 SpaceCow: Godzuki is growing up nicely.
 Mad Collager: Godzilla tried to strike a chord with his audience in this little-known sequel.
 XLY: Dude on the uke is givin ol goji the dreamy eyes
 wolfpk: They are running out of ideas for Godzilla sequels.
 Lestrange: Tiny little Godzilla. I love this pic. It's madly rad.
 whiplash: Elvis demanded that this scene be cut from "Blue Hawaii" because Godzilla upstaged him.
 Prostata: Tiki Tuesday!
 Dresdenkeogh: "Alooooohhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa. SKKKKRRREEEEEEEERRRRUUUUOONNNNKKK"
Image 158170   01-24-17   Uploaded by    LKoroton
Score:
440
 
 Beeble: Sploosh.
 San DoDo: Hannibal overdid that human antlers guy thing
 SpaceCow: "Ted, when I said going stag this isn't what I meant."
 SunWukong: This is not my fetish, but I'm not especially fussy either.
 hearsegirl: Cernunnos is angry.
 tritium: And in strange aeons, even death may die.
 Dresdenkeogh: True detective season 3 getting back to its roots I see.
 Meow: mom?
Image 158169   01-24-17   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
865
 
 hat thrab: @Peter Pantsless That seriously presents a moral quandary for me on a regular basis.
 San DoDo: @Peach @Peach @Peach @Peach what?
 Peter Pantsless: I want to rad this but it's at 666 right now
 Mad Collager: I would join Aggronauts Anonymous, but I posted too much.
 DarkTeddy: Ugly but honest
 Peach: I
 Peach: don't
 Peach: get
 Peach: it.
 AverageJoe: esenapaj ro bara eb thgim uoy @Meow
 Meow: ?siht ekil daer I fi tahw
 msmstud: Damn Yoda, you clever.
Image 158168   01-24-17   Uploaded by    jochenau
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