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205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro wait...

205536  Yurishiro: Newborn shrimps are nice.

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205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.

205418 Sadbot: Cocaine is an awful drug for 80s nostalgia douches, but legalizing it in all the Americas would help fight corruption

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.



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Score:
1032
 
 trelyate: we also demand that humans throw the ball, but not take it!
 Annoying Vegan : You're the good boy, sweetheart, yes you are!
 tritium: The humans pretend to throw the ball during their campaign, but then once they're elected, they drop it behind their back! We're done falling for this ruse, fulfill your promises, humans!
 Peach: Equal pay for equal workf!
 SomeCanadian: Sir, are you aware that you are a dog?
 Coolguy: Hecking ridiculous!!
 Teechur: We'll tell you who the good boy is if you tell us who let you all out.
Image 158177   01-24-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
1066
 
 Aemuli: Plot twist: cat murdered that dog, and is wearing it as a trophy. It puts the lotion on the skin.
 PenguinBartender: Mass hysteria!
 tritium: Vizsla puppy!
 whiplash: Warning to cat: if you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas.
 Urn BooUrn: They will have the most lovable offspring.
 Coolguy: Can't we all just get along?
Image 158176   01-24-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
906
 
 LKoroton: "Master, the zombies are here"
 LaeMi: These are a few of my favorite things.
 doop: Is your dog's name Captain Tim?
 Coolguy: Stilli wondering who the good boy is....
Image 158175   01-24-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
260
 
 Albatross: Those guys will never make it. They're gonna sink like a lead balloon
 well duh: Just because you didn't sell your souls for wicked record contracts and a private jet back in the day is no reason to be hatin'.
 whiplash: We spend all of our money on fancy cars and hair care products.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Science and a bunch of other rock bands from the seventies that sued but it was all settled out of court and we'll never really know what it is and what isn't stolen
 Science: "Why, yes, we did steal our music from black people."
 SomeCanadian: John, Paul, George, and Ringo sure did look different back in the day.
 tritium: Pretty soon, all of London had the Prog.
Image 158174   01-24-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
156
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 158173   01-24-17   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
1434
 
 Mad Collager: @Knice You bet! If I think the message on the button will have appeal, or needs to be said, or is funny (or all three) I'll work it up!
 Knice: @Mad Collager Do you take requests?
 hat thrab: @Knice I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING
 Knice: @hat thrab Capital RAD for you and your Mom. My Mom and I were all we had for quite a bit. She was strong and not. She let me be strong and not. We had much to deal with, but we had each other, so it was never too hard. Rad Moms are priceless.
 Beef Supreme: I should hope so, because last I checked, women are human.
 mrwiffler: What about dogs?
 FatTigerWoods: @Hearsegirl So....one Rad?
 scribbs: @AverageJoe Language is important independent of the argument. I've seen an entire community get fucked over because some assholes refused to write with precision in plain English. Language does actually matter.
 Peter Pantsless: @hat thrab Laser tits would have been very appropriate! Every cause needs a symbol, right?
 Spazstatic: @hat thrab rad before I read, need more rads to give.
 hat thrab: @Sadbot SNAP
 hat thrab: @Peter Pantsless I SHOULD HAVE. Or at least a laser tits pic. Next mass protest :P
 hat thrab: @San DoDo HAH. Honestly, I don't wear hats as often -even in winter - since I got some good headphones.
 San DoDo: Why is @hat thrab without a hat and mom is with.. reality shattered, need complete reboot
 Peter Pantsless: @hat thrab Turbo rad! Next time you should print out some of your weirder images onto signs just to confuse people
 Mad Collager: @hat thrab Way to go, hat thrab, way to go Mama hat thrab. Don't ever give up! In a related topic, I am offering political/inspirational/just plain funny buttons on etsy: etsy.com/shop/… Enjoy!
 fanny: this is great!! hello to you and your awesome mama @hat thrab
 XLY: @hat thrab hi
 SunWukong: @hat thrab welcome to the spaceship momma hat. The great sage equalling heaven offers his respect.
 Sadbot: @hat thrab @Peach yo momma so politically aware that when she realizes democracy is threatened, she goes out and protests
 unoplank: if u r woman u r human its simple folks
 Bluetocracy: I always suspected it, but now it is confirmed. Women aren't actually aliens.
 Lestrange: @hat thrab She deserves to be proud. Great post, thanks.
 hearsegirl: freaking awesome! *gives all the rads*
 Peach: @hat thrab Also, everything about this makes me happy, thanks for sharing!
 Peach: @hat thrab Let the "your momma so rad..." jokes begin!
 hat thrab: Sooooooo I'm not really one for selfies but....You guys, my mom was so damn proud of her sign. So damn proud. Also, hi, internet.
 Butcherboy: Play domjot human?
 AverageJoe: trolling 101: if you can't win an argument, point out a typo
Image 158172   01-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
778
 
 hex0: We've all been here, admit it...
 tib gubb: subtle
 Annoying Vegan : @jochenau Ocular Awning is my new rock band.
 WTF: @jochenau Looks more like a Tums.
 jochenau: The more I look at this the more bizarre the mom(?) looks. Why is she facing sideways and looking straight ahead? Why is she wearing a bottle cap as an earring? And why does she have an ocular awning instead of eyelashes?
 msmstud: Horny to tears? Neat.
 SomeCanadian: Same.
 Knice: From her expression, I'd guess D is for Dramamine.
 petepuma: Big Dick is back in town
 prius: All too easy (gestures at carbon freeze control lever)
 god666: She needs some solid dick from an iron man.
 Mark As Read: Sometimes you just need a hug. Inside your vagina. From a penis. So I've heard.
 carlin: She needs the D
Image 158171   01-24-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
529
 
 Robespierre: The shrinking ray sure took a lot of starch out of his collar
 SpaceCow: Godzuki is growing up nicely.
 Mad Collager: Godzilla tried to strike a chord with his audience in this little-known sequel.
 XLY: Dude on the uke is givin ol goji the dreamy eyes
 wolfpk: They are running out of ideas for Godzilla sequels.
 Lestrange: Tiny little Godzilla. I love this pic. It's madly rad.
 whiplash: Elvis demanded that this scene be cut from "Blue Hawaii" because Godzilla upstaged him.
 Prostata: Tiki Tuesday!
 Dresdenkeogh: "Alooooohhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa. SKKKKRRREEEEEEEERRRRUUUUOONNNNKKK"
Image 158170   01-24-17   Uploaded by    LKoroton
Score:
440
 
 Beeble: Sploosh.
 San DoDo: Hannibal overdid that human antlers guy thing
 SpaceCow: "Ted, when I said going stag this isn't what I meant."
 SunWukong: This is not my fetish, but I'm not especially fussy either.
 hearsegirl: Cernunnos is angry.
 tritium: And in strange aeons, even death may die.
 Dresdenkeogh: True detective season 3 getting back to its roots I see.
 Meow: mom?
Image 158169   01-24-17   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
865
 
 hat thrab: @Peter Pantsless That seriously presents a moral quandary for me on a regular basis.
 San DoDo: @Peach @Peach @Peach @Peach what?
 Peter Pantsless: I want to rad this but it's at 666 right now
 Mad Collager: I would join Aggronauts Anonymous, but I posted too much.
 DarkTeddy: Ugly but honest
 Peach: I
 Peach: don't
 Peach: get
 Peach: it.
 AverageJoe: esenapaj ro bara eb thgim uoy @Meow
 Meow: ?siht ekil daer I fi tahw
 msmstud: Damn Yoda, you clever.
Image 158168   01-24-17   Uploaded by    jochenau
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