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238265  Urn BooUrn: Accurate.

238274  Mexico: Can your old Uncle Sal borrow a million dollars for an art project?

238269  Hokie333: Binders full of women?

238252  Christina: This flying car doesn't look like it can be driven on regular streets.

238273  Warrax: Dominic you rat! How could you give your own singer the ol' frozen trophy?

238273  Shay: crap! crap! crap! crap! crap!

238084  Hokie333: 435 bottles (give or take*) x 16.9 fluid ounces = 459.5 pounds. Not as much as I'd guessed, but I'm sure it's exceeding all the manufacturer's limits. Plus, none of that's gonna get cold if there's no room for air circulation (*I'm assuming the upper main shelves are all 2 bottles deep)

238282  glenalec: Well, it's their life-crushing debt.

238272  jochenau: Kale was already bad enough, the GMO nonsense is just going too far.

238260  jochenau: Makes me think of the Avengers movie poster where the dudes are all in the sexualized poses they usually use for the ladies.

238249  glenalec: @mexican - that's a fair point :-)

238262  Christina: "You are doing me a frighten."

238268  jochenau: I like this kind of garden, much better than the highly-manicured places with everything separated into little distinct plots.

238268  Christina: Every scene goes better with doggos.

238269  jochenau: Well I guess there might be some unique challenges in managing porn personnel...

238260  Shay: Robo-Burt Reynolds' biggest weakness: Getting his arm dry humped.

238260  trelyate: it took me way too long to figure out that the right leg is actually some dude with a killer ass

238271  Christina: Very flexible.

238265  Slerzy: Wow, Mr. Carrey really captured her in this work. I can practically feel the spittle hitting my face.

238245  Shay: On the third day, Old Yeller rose again; fulfillment of the Scriptures.

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238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

238173 jazzjunkie: Damn it Wesley

238029 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"

238194 glenalec: @VoR - everyone past their mid 20's is (when intensive cell repair starts to take a back seat in favor of energy conservation - aka getting fat on what you used to eat all the time).

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238022 Kaviri: Some men are dogs, but not all dogs are men.

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

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 hat thrab: @WTF There definitely were. Didn't see a single packed train on inauguration day. Plus, the metro count didn't differentiate support from the people there to protest. Not to mention how much more security there was than on march day.
 LaeMi: Pleeeenty of room at the back, folks.
 UltraBeverly: Another one: "I have already succeeded in making America great. When I look out over this huuuge crowd, all I see is white."
 UltraBeverly: Much success: illegal inauguration attendees deported day 1. More room for "real" Americans (and not those pesky indigenous ones either).
 LaeMi: I see they have started building the wall.
 Amy Housewine: I'm just waiting for the point where something goes wrong and he denies that he was ever president at all. Fake news. Never happened.
 ASTER: Honestly, this wouldn't mean jack shit if he didn't spend time and resources getting mad that like eight people showed up to his dumb party with Three Doors Down and the guy who played Wii Music at E3 that one year.
 Minx: Ant infestation before and after using TERRO Ant Killer.
 WTF: Watched the Mall Cam during the protest the following day and it had more people!
 Lestrange: Fake media lying again. Anyone can see it was better attended on the right.
 Skaalar: Eat it.
 ping: Welcome to four years of alt.truth.
 a robot: No, see, the white areas are where all the guys in white hoods are.
 Science: @ignatz: Didn't you hear? It's false reporting by a dishonest media.
 RiderFan: According to pence, this comparison is fake.
 Side Boob: I'm surprised that many people showed up
 birdythemighty: Hot damn.
 Aemuli: Not even one day in office and he's already fixed overcrowding and traffic jams, wow! (with a little imagination you can believe absolutely anything you want)
 ignatz: Brilliant. There it is in black and white..
Image 157992   01-23-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
 scribbs: Cutting firewood for his underwater barbecue.
 grizzly: dat ass
 Minx: Original Pyro design.
 Prostata: looks like he has a full diaper there
 Knice: Fucking steampunk minions. Now I've seen it all.
 Scoo: Chastity Belt Level: Advanced
 SpaceCow: For when you can't stand people seeing you fart underwater.
 AverageJoe: they decided to add a pair of boots to the diving suit after the first tester stepped on an anemone
Image 157991   01-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 trelyate: Detention Form: I got detention for being sarcastic on the first detention form
 scribbs: @Niels Bohr Five bucks says the teacher thinks astronauts were able to walk on the moon because they wore heavy boots.
 Niels Bohr: Kids like paper airplanes. Why not just use it as an opportunity to teach about drag and glide ratios and trig? Probaby a history class where the sole duty is to learn about the endlessly repeating cycles of oppression of the working class.
 Thyming: I once got detention because a student I had never met brought a habanero pepper to school.
 Amy Housewine: It was a bomber.
 Minx: Like a fairy, it flew through the air on strings of pure imagination.
 whiplash: It could put someone's eye out! Ask Nick Fury!
 WaffleIron: Fight the system buddy, I once got detention for reading the DOS manual during math class.
 birdythemighty: Majestic!!
 SpaceCow: It's depressing when teachers have to give themselves detention.
 Scoo: And this is why STEM has to be a special thing and not just what every school is
 Mr. Butt: Rad, because middle school is, indeed, a massive pile of horseshit.
 AverageJoe: impressive majestic af
Image 157990   01-23-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
 scribbs: This will solve essentially none of your problems.
 XLY: Backwards AND inside out!? What a trendsetter
 Scoo: It's called Fashion, look it up
 Mr. Butt: These aren't my glasses.
Image 157989   01-23-17   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
 ASTER: It's a SUDA51 character and they're actually conjoined. The baby speaks in a woman's voice.
 LurkedMoar: Come on ya big baby
 Skaalar: Does wonders for your calves though.
 FabricMan: Parenthood
Image 157988   01-23-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Mr Bleak: How long do I have to soak these things before I can make mushroom soup?
 Aimbot the great: Neolithic architecture. These would have been covered in a huge mound of earth to create a hollow tomb underneath the rock.
 Robespierre: They's pet-ro-fied
 Minx: Profile picture vs real life. Which is which?
 Lestrange: Things are looking grave.
 Mr. Butt: And why didn't they love us back?
 illBilliam: What did they want?
 ignatz: Or what they were doing..
 ignatz: No-one knew who they were..
Image 157987   01-23-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
 trumpet: @Amy Housewine came here to post that
 tritium: @Amy Housewine That's oldmeme. We're all into hamster dance now.
 Supermansbrother: *the Internet has the potential to be embarrassing to you at a later date, or completely forget you OZYMANDIAS style.
 Amy Housewine: You don't hear many people going on about Mr T having eaten their balls nowadays. That seems to have been forgotten.
 Skaalar: Some things need to be forgotten, I believe we can agree on that.
 SpaceCow: Until it does.
 Ulillillia: I don't know, sometimes I go to find things on sites from only a couple years ago and there's no trace of them to be found.
 Frank herbert: Squirrel
 ChubbyBuddy: but it does have ADD
Image 157986   01-23-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Lestrange: Referee! You blind bastard!
 Skaalar: Briefly reminded of that screaming scene in the snow from 'The Thing'.
 Fugative: He is showing us the universe under his fingernail
 hearsegirl: this is me when someone litters.
 ignatz: Your planet needs you
 Supermansbrother: The internet doesn't forget.
Image 157985   01-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 LieutenantTofu: I read this as 'beheading'. The dog looks appropriately concerned
 Scoo: The gift ain't for the doggo
 Teechur: Electrical tape on the noggin cures shedding?
 Peach: Just look at how thrilled Buster is about the gift of shedding.
Image 157984   01-23-17   Uploaded by    LieutenantTofu
 scribbs: Jack needs to take a calculus class, but Ketki is okay in my book.
 Otterman: @Lestrange You're right! They're not mutually exclusive at all.
 Albatross: I would cut off the more disreputable parts of the body and use the space for playing fields
 Amy Housewine: FCN
 ASTER: I do both of those things by accident constantly anyways.
 Lestrange: I get both their points of view.
 Minx: They married 12 years later.
 Hiddentigerma: Just oppress people. Force my political enemies to work in camps. Nothing too complex.
 ssignature: Rule the world
 jochenau: We laughed at the time, but before we knew it, Sock Patrol officers were in the cities, on the streets, and at our doors, and we realized--too late--the mistake we had made.
 Aemuli: Seize the means of production, then eat as much ice cream as I can.
 AverageJoe: raise my arms up in the air and shout Woo-hoo!
 ChubbyBuddy: go to a different world
 Scoo: Font face matches but not size, 4/10
 Urn BooUrn: Jack Ryan became disillusioned as he grew up.
Image 157983   01-23-17   Uploaded by    lavender
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