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268753  SunWukong: This is shiterogen.

268771  wolfpk: Careful pug pupper, old age is sneaking up on you.

268767  Springbok: dog: *smoulders*

268767  Springbok: me: *is smould*

268777  wolfpk: Even engineers like dick jokes.

268795  hajjpodge: When I was little, our cats would do this all the time with my plastic armymen setups. One in particular, a tuxedo cat named Ms. Kitty would stealthily reach up with her white paw and snatch a soldier, put them in her mouth and run away. When I would catch up with her she would have already tossed him down the long flight of stairs from our second floor apartment down to the landing by the front door. She also played fetch with those soldiers and even her own toys. If I threw something down the steps in front of her, she would run down to get it, bring it back, then she would drop it at my feet. Same cat would also answer the phone when no one was home and meow into it for a couple minutes before walking away.

268793  wolfpk: Someone has gas!

267946  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Well, you have my full permission - but I'll have to stop talking to you if you do to avoid the feds getting interested.

268797  VoR: Bullying is an old sport

268798  bug: ...which is not much of a transformation, really.

267952  Mr Bleak: Cock! I thought that was a plant ...

268798  Felicity: A young Mickey Jones

268748  Felicity: Batdog

268750  Felicity: Foxy cat

268756  Felicity: @Shay But what if it's wrong?

268770  Felicity: Just start slowly walking towards her. If she's like those girls in junior high school, she'll move rather than come into contact with you

268772  Felicity: That baby must be grown up by now

268793  Prostata: for once its not the golden looking the most derpy

268774  Felicity: That was the name of a Leslie Nielsen movie costarring Linda Blair

268777  Felicity: I have lived among the humans

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268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?



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Score:
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 Ulillillia: YUGE
 trelyate: @cenecia *shakes fist for beating me to the joke by seconds*
 trelyate: Attendance was taken by Trump's press secretary
 cenecia: Who put Sean Spicer in charge of the scoreboard?
 Frank herbert: That's just the rats
 antipatterns: Dallas Stars fucking rule. Pantera did their old goal music
 Prostata: alternate facts
 Lestrange: Ha ha ha ha! Not an empty seat in town.
Image 157848   01-22-17   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
708
 
 tritium: @SomeOtherCanadian Bah!
 SomeOtherCanadian: @tritium you are correct for now (amongst other pedantics especially) but you will lose this battle against our living language eventually.
 AverageJoe: who isn't?
 Scoo: I'm alright -- nobody worry 'bout me. Why you got to gimme a fight? Why can't you just let it be?
 tritium: "All right" is two words.
 SomeCanadian: Not feeling okay? Always the lone one out? Introducing new Fukitol! (not for pregnant women, those who are breastfeeding and those with an adversion to explosive diarrhea)
Image 157847   01-22-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
360
 
 Wookiee: Sorry but the only Burt in this dojo is Lancaster.
 Headoftheclass: Alex Trebek: That's not the right answer. (But buzzes in) Burt Reynolds. Burt Reynolds: That's not my name. Alex Trebek: Okay. Turd Ferguson. Burt Reynolds: Yeah, what do ya want?
 Frank herbert: Papa ceasar
 AverageJoe: can't wait for Selleckday...
 WaffleIron: He only takes his birthday hat off for one thing.
Image 157846   01-22-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
422
 
 San DoDo: @SomeCanadian m8, r u still here? :D
 Dick Inspector: Just like the scene in "Sleeper".
 XLY: thats a spicy meatball
 Annoying Vegan : Goddammit Monsanto
 scribbs: @SomeCanadian I really enjoyed that comment :-)
 SomeCanadian: James and the Giant Protestant Work Ethic didn't sell as well.
Image 157845   01-22-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
645
 
 Beeble: MLURP!
 blablabla: Cover art for Fault in our Stars.
 Teechur: Where is the main vein?
 Scoo: This love is highly vascular
 Scoo: This love is highly vascular
 WaffleIron: I sing the body electric
Image 157844   01-22-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
303
 
 jazzjunkie: Actual gameplay footage
 Hosebag: bumpada bumpada bump... in living color.
 Lestrange: In high school I was voted most likely to *be* a mental patient, hillbilly or chimpanzee.
 SomeCanadian: INstructions unclear: halp?
Image 157843   01-22-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
731
 
 AverageJoe: I don't like Tiramisu, it tastes like dirt
 Mr. Shine: Yeah, we should have dis cake done in . . *shrugs* about six weeks. Dat is, unless you're willin' to change your mind and let me bring on dose udda four guys I been recommendin'. Up ta you.
 LaeMi: @Lestrange - he died of diabetus.
 sparename: Did they have to do one continuous pour to avoid inconsistencies? Are there any gangland victims in there? Will it be shown, one day, that they cut corners and used GM ingredients?
 Scoo: Mmm... tiramisu
 Lestrange: Not seeing any safety gear here. Where's the site foreman?
Image 157842   01-22-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
744
 
 youshall: voted rad for this @WaffleIron
 WaffleIron: "I can see the headline now" Mr. Jameson proclaimed, "Sassy Spider Purloins Pres!". He pulled his cigar from his mouth and pointed it right at me ,his dreamy demeanour changing instantly to condescention "Get me photos Parker, or you're history! NOW GET OUT!"
Image 157841   01-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
392
 
 jazzjunkie: Bubblbaf
 ClockworkJackalope: Odo, that's a name I haven't heard in years.
 WaffleIron: Odo struggled to find work after DS9
Image 157840   01-22-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
202
 
 DrinkMixMan: he arms too small for he got damn everything
 DrinkMixMan: T RECKS ARMS SMALL HAHA
 cenecia: There are other dinosaurs you know.
 AverageJoe: Jurassic Parkour was better...
 whiplash: "We only handle Google cars that can drive themselves."
 Mr. Shine: Kevin James will star in it.
 ClockworkJackalope: Valet, uh um uh, finds a way.
 Headoftheclass: Drive with your knees, peanut-brain.
 WaffleIron: The trex-arms joke doesn't fare well here it seems.
Image 157839   01-22-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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