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269197  Winterneuro: First trip for the greenhorn

269206  jochenau: A good kitty.

269217  stunt nuts: As a person who cried at PetSmart cause I saw a cute kitty and would never see him again, I would hate to leave the rental.

269197  Air Biscuit: Just the fish heads. Eat them up yum!

269209  Felicity: Same

269191  Festis: time for a cat nap!

269147  a robot: So all those guys are Jedis? You'd think they'd have better transportation

269193  wolfpk: "It looked a lot cooler when I did this in GTA!"

269116  Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269207  Felicity: I think those dogs are going to save us from the hijackers

269203  Felicity: Thora Birch was Enid in Ghost World

269160  Felicity: She couldn't wait another day for

269165  Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269203  KingTrebek: wow i didn't even notice she was pointing with her middle finger

269191  WannaBee: @Nope yeah, with the fishes.

269198  WannaBee: @Mexico Take it away, Penny!

269178  Felicity: But then you'd have two brains on the front of your chest

269182  Felicity: That reminds me, I'm tired and depressed

269186  Felicity: Also, XP

269189  Felicity: Coincidentally, I'm rewatching the 1989 movie of The Punisher

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269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269165 Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

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268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269116 Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

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 Headoftheclass: @KingTrebek Who's fucking minerals?
 KingTrebek: Jesus, @Headoftheclass they're fucking minerals!
 Dresdenkeogh: What the fuck is this schist?
 rinaldi1337: I miss german food.
 WotGives: *catches teacher looking on with disdain* "oh, shit, look like you're learning something!"
 BlarfyB: @Warrax "are you ready too, rock?"
 Warrax: Are you ready to rock?
 Headoftheclass: What did you get for Trick or treat, Sally? "I got a rock." Too soon?
 Uncle Phil: That's the look of learning on her face
 scribbs: "This isn't a moon rock, I'm sure of it. There's a mystery afoot."
Image 157624   01-21-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
 scribbs: @fanny Ha...I read that originally as "poop in my butt," the real version is funny too :-)
 fanny: @scribbs :) she meant it as an invitation to come and wipe her :P
 Dresdenkeogh: MAH, THE MEATLOAF!!! FUCK!!
 whiplash: Suck in that gut, maggot!
 grizzly: @fanny what a coincidence! I do too! This is gonna be a long flight!
 scribbs: @fanny Did you reply by yelling, "How exciting! Now let's put it in the toilet!"?
 fanny: As I scrolled past this image, my toddler yelled "I have poop on my butt!!" I think that's a fitting comment.
 Side Boob: RAWR!
 BlarfyB: What cute little devils.
Image 157623   01-21-17   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
 LieutenantTofu: Can I be reseated? I'm allergic to having my face taloned off
 Peach: Don't be alarmed, that's just my discomfort animal.
 whiplash: The captain SAID turn off your cell phone!
 duckybox: Guy in the back like ohhhh shiiiiit
 scribbs: @LieutenantTofu But my dinosaur-brained kill machine helps my nerves!
 LieutenantTofu: These emotional support animals have gotten completely out of hand
 BlarfyB: @Albatross So they will stay and prey.
 Albatross: In case of snakes on a plane deploy birds of prey in curds and whey
Image 157622   01-21-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
 Coolguy: Trying to read the comic...
 Ulillillia: Someone drew a penis on his face
 scribbs: Upload score stuck at 999. Wondering who to call to sign up and vote Rad without them thinking you're batshit crazy.
 Shay: Congratulations! Your upload just hit 300 points!
 fanny: this is great @Scoo!
 Mr. Butt: Lots of pink there, Mr. Popular.
 Knice: Go 'way! 'Gatin'!!
Image 157621   01-21-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 ping: What's going on with the bat-ears?
 scribbs: Try the Gator Glade.
 BlarfyB: Grandma likes Glade.
Image 157620   01-21-17   Uploaded by    grandma
 Winterneuro: @2Berries Tom, this is business and this man is taking it very, very personal.
 scribbs: @Shay She sounds nice.
 Shay: I know a girl name Holly and smokes weed.
 2Berries: @Winterneuro prob not. Politicians love money & weed makes a lot of money. Isn't ignoring dug money where the godfather went wrong?
 Ulillillia: @Winterneuro Only 3 years, 364 days left to go!
 Winterneuro: NOt in Trump's America where the Law and Order repubs, who believe in states rights, will work to overturn the legalization efforts of the states
 Mr. Butt: Yeeeeeeah boooooooooy
Image 157619   01-21-17   Uploaded by    chemical
 Shay: Even cats don't want to see a remake of "The Jazz Singer".
 Lestrange: Orange face, red cap and obvious toupee? Father fucking Christmas.
 scribbs: Amazing grandmother gives feline forced-prostate-exam figurines to entire family.
 BlarfyB: Amazing grandmother attack on John Boehner!
 Wookiee: Amazing grandmother Grabs Back
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 Shay: BUT WAIT! You're a gremlin, so that means....
 ieremia: I have no switcherino. I'm an equal-opportunity offender.
 AverageJoe: I hate haters. They are like die-hard-fans but more annoying
 Warrax: Yea, I was 14 once too.
 Knice: Look out, we've got a badass here.
 SunWukong: I LIKE HATEHORN!!!
 ThatGuy: Correct.
 scribbs: At least he thinks I'm #1.
Image 157617   01-21-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
 ThatGuy: @a robot niiice
 Cami: This is just a temporary setback.
 a robot: @ThatGuy…
 Lumb Blombus: Little help?
 ThatGuy: You guys remember the scene in Terminator 2 when the T-1000 walk through the jail cell bars like a semi-liquid? This is not that scene.
 scribbs: Another brilliant escape plan that didn't work.
 CastleBravo: "Well don't just STAND there, human!"
Image 157616   01-21-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
 LieutenantTofu: Well if you're going to be a dick about it, conserve your own energy, asshole
 scribbs: # flick on, flick off, the flicker #
 SunWukong: Here? In public? Well do you mind if I at least turn the lights off?
 fumbduck: :(
Image 157615   01-21-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
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