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10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

257794  Dr Awkward: Turn down for what?

257750  SpaceCow: "I think you're thinking of Pina Colada-burg."

257763  SpaceCow: "Would you like to turn on Sticky Keys?"

257772  SpaceCow: Right about then the speakers start playing Quad City DJs.

257782  SpaceCow: Only cast members of The Omen may pee here. You get out of here, Linda Blair.

257802  happier: Had a bunch of extra letters and space lol. I like it.

257791  Scoo: That would be a shame

257792  SpaceCow: His dissertation was called "You have no chance to graduate."

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257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257650 Spazstatic: UnexpectedBossFight.jpg

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.



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 Headoftheclass: @KingTrebek Who's fucking minerals?
 KingTrebek: Jesus, @Headoftheclass they're fucking minerals!
 Dresdenkeogh: What the fuck is this schist?
 rinaldi1337: I miss german food.
 WotGives: *catches teacher looking on with disdain* "oh, shit, look like you're learning something!"
 BlarfyB: @Warrax "are you ready too, rock?"
 Warrax: Are you ready to rock?
 Headoftheclass: What did you get for Trick or treat, Sally? "I got a rock." Too soon?
 Uncle Phil: That's the look of learning on her face
 scribbs: "This isn't a moon rock, I'm sure of it. There's a mystery afoot."
Image 157624   01-21-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
579
 
 scribbs: @fanny Ha...I read that originally as "poop in my butt," the real version is funny too :-)
 fanny: @scribbs :) she meant it as an invitation to come and wipe her :P
 Dresdenkeogh: MAH, THE MEATLOAF!!! FUCK!!
 whiplash: Suck in that gut, maggot!
 grizzly: @fanny what a coincidence! I do too! This is gonna be a long flight!
 scribbs: @fanny Did you reply by yelling, "How exciting! Now let's put it in the toilet!"?
 Shay: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CANCELLED TAZ-MANIA?!?!?
 fanny: As I scrolled past this image, my toddler yelled "I have poop on my butt!!" I think that's a fitting comment.
 Side Boob: RAWR!
 BlarfyB: What cute little devils.
Image 157623   01-21-17   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
746
 
 LieutenantTofu: Can I be reseated? I'm allergic to having my face taloned off
 Peach: Don't be alarmed, that's just my discomfort animal.
 whiplash: The captain SAID turn off your cell phone!
 Scoo: Guy in the back like ohhhh shiiiiit
 scribbs: @LieutenantTofu But my dinosaur-brained kill machine helps my nerves!
 LieutenantTofu: These emotional support animals have gotten completely out of hand
 BlarfyB: @Albatross So they will stay and prey.
 Albatross: In case of snakes on a plane deploy birds of prey in curds and whey
Image 157622   01-21-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
1890
 
 Coolguy: Trying to read the comic...
 Ulillillia: Someone drew a penis on his face
 scribbs: Upload score stuck at 999. Wondering who to call to sign up and vote Rad without them thinking you're batshit crazy.
 Shay: Congratulations! Your upload just hit 300 points!
 fanny: this is great @Scoo!
 Mr. Butt: Lots of pink there, Mr. Popular.
 Knice: Go 'way! 'Gatin'!!
Image 157621   01-21-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
215
 
 ping: What's going on with the bat-ears?
 scribbs: Try the Gator Glade.
 BlarfyB: Grandma likes Glade.
Image 157620   01-21-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
194
 
 Winterneuro: @2Berries Tom, this is business and this man is taking it very, very personal.
 scribbs: @Shay She sounds nice.
 Shay: I know a girl name Holly and smokes weed.
 2Berries: @Winterneuro prob not. Politicians love money & weed makes a lot of money. Isn't ignoring dug money where the godfather went wrong?
 Ulillillia: @Winterneuro Only 3 years, 364 days left to go!
 Winterneuro: NOt in Trump's America where the Law and Order repubs, who believe in states rights, will work to overturn the legalization efforts of the states
 Mr. Butt: Yeeeeeeah boooooooooy
Image 157619   01-21-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
412
 
 Shay: Even cats don't want to see a remake of "The Jazz Singer".
 Lestrange: Orange face, red cap and obvious toupee? Father fucking Christmas.
 scribbs: Amazing grandmother gives feline forced-prostate-exam figurines to entire family.
 BlarfyB: Amazing grandmother attack on John Boehner!
 Wookiee: Amazing grandmother Grabs Back
Image 157618   01-21-17   Uploaded by    Moe Burt
Score:
486
 
 Shay: BUT WAIT! You're a gremlin, so that means....
 ieremia: I have no switcherino. I'm an equal-opportunity offender.
 AverageJoe: I hate haters. They are like die-hard-fans but more annoying
 Warrax: Yea, I was 14 once too.
 Knice: Look out, we've got a badass here.
 SunWukong: I LIKE HATEHORN!!!
 ThatGuy: Correct.
 scribbs: At least he thinks I'm #1.
Image 157617   01-21-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
764
 
 ThatGuy: @a robot niiice
 Cami: This is just a temporary setback.
 a robot: @ThatGuy media2.giphy.com/media/sc7dZEwIIPq80/…
 Scoo: Little help?
 ThatGuy: You guys remember the scene in Terminator 2 when the T-1000 walk through the jail cell bars like a semi-liquid? This is not that scene.
 scribbs: Another brilliant escape plan that didn't work.
 CastleBravo: "Well don't just STAND there, human!"
Image 157616   01-21-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
342
 
 LieutenantTofu: Well if you're going to be a dick about it, conserve your own energy, asshole
 scribbs: # flick on, flick off, the flicker #
 SunWukong: Here? In public? Well do you mind if I at least turn the lights off?
 fumbduck: :(
Image 157615   01-21-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
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