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248536  WannaBee: I'll name him Sid.

248530  Side Boob: It's you! You're the good boy!

248449  glenalec: Luckily I wear daipers!

248488  Dresdenkeogh: Needs a tattoo

248528  funny in the wall: The fuck is this?

248497  glenalec: Kitty's got.. blue eyes. Like a blue blue day.

248532  DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.

248536  DrinkMixMan: aarf lmao

168413  Felicity: Alternatively, avoid making coffee so hot that it causes severe burns

248508  glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248364  Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless I'm just really happy people got it.

248536  WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Whoo... foul stench."

248531  Jabberwikket: Move along! Nothing to see! Definitely no floating going on down here!

248521  Not A Bot: Car is not a girl. 3/10.

248529  carpwoman: Idiot is right.

248536  dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur

248522  AstoriaBum: Where da mittens?

248533  TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit but, how could you have a blood test for The Force? That would be moronic.

248534  Greifer: tell us what you thought of this. them beans

248461  tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

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248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter

248508 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248330 Kaviri: I call her my partner because love is nothing more than a business arrangement.

248396 Dreforian: Little in the middle but she got much back

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam



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Paint Chips uploaded 248051 (912 points)
ITS TAPE uploaded 248255 (906 points)
TaintJuice uploaded 248356 (880 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248302 (857 points)
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 6. Yurishiro: 3203 points
 7. Side Boob: 3155 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2911 points
 9. dingding: 2426 points
10. Bagels: 2386 points
11. Shay: 2283 points
12. Stephen Milkmus: 2019 points
13. Nope: 1860 points
14. Mr. Shine: 1745 points
15. Telkwa: 1603 points
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 Headoftheclass: @KingTrebek Who's fucking minerals?
 KingTrebek: Jesus, @Headoftheclass they're fucking minerals!
 Dresdenkeogh: What the fuck is this schist?
 rinaldi1337: I miss german food.
 WotGives: *catches teacher looking on with disdain* "oh, shit, look like you're learning something!"
 BlarfyB: @Warrax "are you ready too, rock?"
 Warrax: Are you ready to rock?
 Headoftheclass: What did you get for Trick or treat, Sally? "I got a rock." Too soon?
 Uncle Phil: That's the look of learning on her face
 scribbs: "This isn't a moon rock, I'm sure of it. There's a mystery afoot."
Image 157624   01-21-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
579
 
 scribbs: @fanny Ha...I read that originally as "poop in my butt," the real version is funny too :-)
 fanny: @scribbs :) she meant it as an invitation to come and wipe her :P
 Dresdenkeogh: MAH, THE MEATLOAF!!! FUCK!!
 whiplash: Suck in that gut, maggot!
 grizzly: @fanny what a coincidence! I do too! This is gonna be a long flight!
 scribbs: @fanny Did you reply by yelling, "How exciting! Now let's put it in the toilet!"?
 Shay: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CANCELLED TAZ-MANIA?!?!?
 fanny: As I scrolled past this image, my toddler yelled "I have poop on my butt!!" I think that's a fitting comment.
 Side Boob: RAWR!
 BlarfyB: What cute little devils.
Image 157623   01-21-17   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Score:
746
 
 LieutenantTofu: Can I be reseated? I'm allergic to having my face taloned off
 Peach: Don't be alarmed, that's just my discomfort animal.
 whiplash: The captain SAID turn off your cell phone!
 Scoo: Guy in the back like ohhhh shiiiiit
 scribbs: @LieutenantTofu But my dinosaur-brained kill machine helps my nerves!
 LieutenantTofu: These emotional support animals have gotten completely out of hand
 BlarfyB: @Albatross So they will stay and prey.
 Albatross: In case of snakes on a plane deploy birds of prey in curds and whey
Image 157622   01-21-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
1890
 
 Coolguy: Trying to read the comic...
 Ulillillia: Someone drew a penis on his face
 scribbs: Upload score stuck at 999. Wondering who to call to sign up and vote Rad without them thinking you're batshit crazy.
 Shay: Congratulations! Your upload just hit 300 points!
 fanny: this is great @Scoo!
 Mr. Butt: Lots of pink there, Mr. Popular.
 Knice: Go 'way! 'Gatin'!!
Image 157621   01-21-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
215
 
 ping: What's going on with the bat-ears?
 scribbs: Try the Gator Glade.
 BlarfyB: Grandma likes Glade.
Image 157620   01-21-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
194
 
 Winterneuro: @2Berries Tom, this is business and this man is taking it very, very personal.
 scribbs: @Shay She sounds nice.
 Shay: I know a girl name Holly and smokes weed.
 2Berries: @Winterneuro prob not. Politicians love money & weed makes a lot of money. Isn't ignoring dug money where the godfather went wrong?
 Ulillillia: @Winterneuro Only 3 years, 364 days left to go!
 Winterneuro: NOt in Trump's America where the Law and Order repubs, who believe in states rights, will work to overturn the legalization efforts of the states
 Mr. Butt: Yeeeeeeah boooooooooy
Image 157619   01-21-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
412
 
 Shay: Even cats don't want to see a remake of "The Jazz Singer".
 Lestrange: Orange face, red cap and obvious toupee? Father fucking Christmas.
 scribbs: Amazing grandmother gives feline forced-prostate-exam figurines to entire family.
 BlarfyB: Amazing grandmother attack on John Boehner!
 Wookiee: Amazing grandmother Grabs Back
Image 157618   01-21-17   Uploaded by    Moe Burt
Score:
486
 
 Shay: BUT WAIT! You're a gremlin, so that means....
 ieremia: I have no switcherino. I'm an equal-opportunity offender.
 AverageJoe: I hate haters. They are like die-hard-fans but more annoying
 Warrax: Yea, I was 14 once too.
 Knice: Look out, we've got a badass here.
 SunWukong: I LIKE HATEHORN!!!
 ThatGuy: Correct.
 scribbs: At least he thinks I'm #1.
Image 157617   01-21-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
764
 
 ThatGuy: @a robot niiice
 Cami: This is just a temporary setback.
 a robot: @ThatGuy media2.giphy.com/media/sc7dZEwIIPq80/…
 Scoo: Little help?
 ThatGuy: You guys remember the scene in Terminator 2 when the T-1000 walk through the jail cell bars like a semi-liquid? This is not that scene.
 scribbs: Another brilliant escape plan that didn't work.
 CastleBravo: "Well don't just STAND there, human!"
Image 157616   01-21-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
342
 
 LieutenantTofu: Well if you're going to be a dick about it, conserve your own energy, asshole
 scribbs: # flick on, flick off, the flicker #
 SunWukong: Here? In public? Well do you mind if I at least turn the lights off?
 fumbduck: :(
Image 157615   01-21-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
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