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216123  addend: Also, scratched all your vinyl and CDs.

216116  Skaalar: I tolerate how you snort laugh at every picture of a pet you find.

216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

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 Mexico: @LaeMi I recommend you read about Kansas right now under Sam Brownback. You want a disaster, you've got a disaster.
 LaeMi: @carpwoman - and flounder he will! You can't run a government like a business. We had an entire large state try that back in the 90's. Their economy tanked and I think some of them are still in prison.
 carpwoman: @LaeMi - That's where the fun will come in. Watching Twitler flounder.
 LaeMi: Anyway, I'm off to my physiotherapy, which my society's medicare pays for because if they didn't I'd be unfit to work and they would have to pay me sickness benefits instead of me paying them income tax. What a parasite! :-P
 LaeMi: @carpwoman - but what the POTUS wants to do and what the POTUS is allowed/able to do are quite different things. A lesson I feel Trump, in particular, is blissfully and hilariously unprepared for. I get the feeling he thinks it will be like being a 16th century monarch or a 20th century dictactor.
 carpwoman: @LaeMi - If he quits we get Mike Pence who wants me to be electrocuted for being gay. Not fun.
 LaeMi: Back when the first Independence Day came out, one of our comedy shows did an 'Australia Day' sketch where aliens were destroying our most significant national landmarks (the Big Pinapple, the Big Banana, the Big Prawn, etc.). We beat them by having Pauline Hanson (our local version of ?Sarah Palin?) yell at them about bringing their foreign food and customs into our country. The alien invaders, wisely, shot through.
 LaeMi: For some reason I had it in my head that Australia day was Jan 21st. It is, of course, Jan 26th. I am a real patriot, aren't I!
 LaeMi: Heh. The anti-Trump protest is on tomorrow (not Australia day, as I previously believed) in Sydney. Yes. Not even our country/president. I can't be bothered to go up and laugh at them. I may not think much of the guy, but he was elected fair and square (well as fair as the - mathematically proven - worst voting system currently in popular use allows, anyway. But the rules were the same for both sides).
 LaeMi: @carpwoman - don't worry. The real power of the POTUS is hugely over-rated (mainly by Hollywood portrayals). My money is on 6-months in he will get bored and frustrated, quit, and be replaced with whatever cookie-cutter career politician falls off the conveyor next. Nothing real will actually change in any meaningful way. In other worlds, a slightly more entertaining version of business-as-usual. As much as I want to believe something might be learned from this, it won't be.
 carpwoman: The only thing I pray for is that Twitler doesn't get us all killed. Oh, and that the next 4 years are just freaking hilarious. We're all going to need the distraction of laughter. OH! And that Alec Baldwin doesn't die. This is gonna be fun.
 LaeMi: @tomatosaws - I know I say all sorts of outrageous things that I may or may not entirely believe on this site, for the sake of humor, but I am dead strait in disliking broader humanity enough to be honestly looking forward to being genuinely entertained by what is coming. It won't be the 'end of days' (sadly) but it will be a right knee-slapper!
 tomatosaws: @LaeMi looool
 Robespierre: All aboard, all aboard, all aboard Amtrak!
 hat thrab: @SunWukong I'm drawing all my faith in humanity from the Trump Regrets twitter.
 Borkf: @LaeMi @SunWukong That was a nice calm, measured discussion, so well done all. I also live in hope that the mask will come off, but knowing how things work, it won't swing back the other way in the US (or probably anywhere else in the world) for another decade.
 LaeMi: In respect of the mod's 'no socio-political slapfights' policy, I'm going to close my opinions on this topic here. I'm getting bored with inconsequential local politics for now anyway :-/
 LaeMi: "Them" don't really matter in the end. It is the rest that will benefit long-term. My empathy for the self-harmed long ago ran out.
 SunWukong: @LaeMi There will be no wake up for them. His failures will be blamed on "the establishment", the media, foreigners, Muslims, Feminazi's, SJW's, Cucks and anyone else who disagrees that they can invent a lame pejorative for.
 LaeMi: @Bast Relief - and the biggest wake-up will be for the loonies who voted for him. The schadenfreude is surely worth a few decades global socio-economic setback!
 Bast Relief: @LaeMi No. Hush now.
 LaeMi: @Bast Relief - I'm kind of looking forward to Trump. While I expect a lot of pain and misery for many, it will hopefully be the wake-up call the entire world is much in need of.
 Bast Relief: Nobama! Don't leave us!
 Ulillillia: I miss him already
 DarkTeddy: How i feel on the bus everyday
 LaeMi: Commuter bus 1
Image 157179   01-18-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
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 AverageJoe: Sad dog concerned about the global warming...
 tib gubb: This dog just got a glimpse of my posting... sorry doggo.
 a robot: Not to get too political here, but this doggo's face combined with the image above this one pretty well sums up how I feel about what's happening in the US on Friday :(
 Annoying Vegan : Nose bubble!
Image 157178   01-18-17   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
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 SpaceCow: "Ugh! This isn't crystal pepsi, is it?"
 Lestrange: Redbull gives you... Oh never mind.
 Mr. Butt: Bepis birb
 duckfarts: don't judge; most of us eat garbage too
 Teechur: I can't wait until the aliens come and say, "You've crapped up your beautiful home with your trash and have started to do the same to your moon and Mars? Experiment terminated." And then out comes the intergalactic bleach.
Image 157177   01-18-17   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
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 hat thrab: @a robot Really, aren't we all just Nancy's dreams made flesh?
 Lestrange: Is that one of the three blind mice daddy?
 a robot: Ok this makes me 100% convinced that Nancy/Imagebot is using this site as their own personal scrapbook. I mean this image combined with the one below it! That can't be an accident!
 Whatever: Looks like the Sith Lord part was seriously downsized in the next Star Wars movie
Image 157176   01-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 XLY: What the fuck is wrong with your hand
 Lestrange: Ain't nobody got time for this
 duckfarts: stop: hammer that leg back in place time
 Bast Relief: Casting call for the Matrix.
 jochenau: Only 90's kids will...never mind. I don't think anyone understands this.
Image 157175   01-18-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
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 carpwoman: @AverageJoe - I'm a cat. Shhh. Don't tell.
 XLY: I'm getting a tattoo, which part of that says don't trust people?
 AverageJoe: on the internet, nobody knows you're a dog
 duckfarts: or the real world
 a robot: Good thing I'm not a people.
 Scoo: Probably a good idea in the Real World too
Image 157174   01-18-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
242
 
 Eleftheros: Pretty subtle reference @jazzjunkie have a plus
 Eleftheros: Pretty subtle reference @jazzjunkie have a plus
 Peter Pantsless: @jazzjunkie hahaha I learned something today!
 jazzjunkie: Careful with those W59.22XA
 tib gubb: That's where the giant turtles are kept.
Image 157173   01-18-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
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 rasmodeus: :O
 LurkedMoar: Are you my mummy?
 Teechur: Nice birdhouse.
 Mr. Butt: Viewtiful Joe was fantastic.
Image 157172   01-18-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
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 duckfarts: @Niels Bohr sparks fly takes on new meaning
 LaeMi: @a robot - to be honest, I am guessing my bit of that quote. And really don't care to check if it is right!
 Niels Bohr: wow, Taylor Swift is Metal AF.
 Ulillillia: Don't say I didn't, say I didn't, warn ya
 a robot: @LaeMi Not like here...here everything is soft and smooth. (I'm mad at you because had to google this quote to make sure I got it right, and god damn, I hate the Star Wars prequels way more than I hate Taylor Swift)
 LaeMi: @a robot - I hate congealing blood. It's sticky and it gets in everywhere...
 a robot: Blood, congealing blood and bleach are fine. It's Taylor Swift that is truly distasteful. I say this as a 'bot that is forced to listen to about six of her songs on corporate retail muzik every single day :(
 LaeMi: Seriously? Congealing blood is hell on the servos.
Image 157171   01-18-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
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 ChubbyBuddy: 1 shade of grey
 Scoo: Those look like a pair of big, heavy balls
 Ulillillia: If you know what I mean
Image 157170   01-18-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
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