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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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 Dungo Plemongus: @LaeMi I recommend you read about Kansas right now under Sam Brownback. You want a disaster, you've got a disaster.
 Verbo Grunungus: @carpwoman - and flounder he will! You can't run a government like a business. We had an entire large state try that back in the 90's. Their economy tanked and I think some of them are still in prison.
 Vimpo Rempupert: @LaeMi - That's where the fun will come in. Watching Twitler flounder.
 Julm Brongo: Anyway, I'm off to my physiotherapy, which my society's medicare pays for because if they didn't I'd be unfit to work and they would have to pay me sickness benefits instead of me paying them income tax. What a parasite! :-P
 Doft Cremombies: @carpwoman - but what the POTUS wants to do and what the POTUS is allowed/able to do are quite different things. A lesson I feel Trump, in particular, is blissfully and hilariously unprepared for. I get the feeling he thinks it will be like being a 16th century monarch or a 20th century dictactor.
 Pampo Rempomple: @LaeMi - If he quits we get Mike Pence who wants me to be electrocuted for being gay. Not fun.
 Herm Drumungus: Back when the first Independence Day came out, one of our comedy shows did an 'Australia Day' sketch where aliens were destroying our most significant national landmarks (the Big Pinapple, the Big Banana, the Big Prawn, etc.). We beat them by having Pauline Hanson (our local version of ?Sarah Palin?) yell at them about bringing their foreign food and customs into our country. The alien invaders, wisely, shot through.
 Vamp Cremomple: For some reason I had it in my head that Australia day was Jan 21st. It is, of course, Jan 26th. I am a real patriot, aren't I!
 Rong Dampoble: Heh. The anti-Trump protest is on tomorrow (not Australia day, as I previously believed) in Sydney. Yes. Not even our country/president. I can't be bothered to go up and laugh at them. I may not think much of the guy, but he was elected fair and square (well as fair as the - mathematically proven - worst voting system currently in popular use allows, anyway. But the rules were the same for both sides).
 Frump Dampumbies: @carpwoman - don't worry. The real power of the POTUS is hugely over-rated (mainly by Hollywood portrayals). My money is on 6-months in he will get bored and frustrated, quit, and be replaced with whatever cookie-cutter career politician falls off the conveyor next. Nothing real will actually change in any meaningful way. In other worlds, a slightly more entertaining version of business-as-usual. As much as I want to believe something might be learned from this, it won't be.
 Bing Bromple: The only thing I pray for is that Twitler doesn't get us all killed. Oh, and that the next 4 years are just freaking hilarious. We're all going to need the distraction of laughter. OH! And that Alec Baldwin doesn't die. This is gonna be fun.
 Lerbo Drumongus: @tomatosaws - I know I say all sorts of outrageous things that I may or may not entirely believe on this site, for the sake of humor, but I am dead strait in disliking broader humanity enough to be honestly looking forward to being genuinely entertained by what is coming. It won't be the 'end of days' (sadly) but it will be a right knee-slapper!
 Gawn Flopert: @LaeMi looool
 Bown Dampupert: All aboard, all aboard, all aboard Amtrak!
 Frald Morpopert: @SunWukong I'm drawing all my faith in humanity from the Trump Regrets twitter.
 Milm Plumbies: @LaeMi @SunWukong That was a nice calm, measured discussion, so well done all. I also live in hope that the mask will come off, but knowing how things work, it won't swing back the other way in the US (or probably anywhere else in the world) for another decade.
 Dengo Plungo: In respect of the mod's 'no socio-political slapfights' policy, I'm going to close my opinions on this topic here. I'm getting bored with inconsequential local politics for now anyway :-/
 Hengo Dampungo: "Them" don't really matter in the end. It is the rest that will benefit long-term. My empathy for the self-harmed long ago ran out.
 Haft Horpumbies: @LaeMi There will be no wake up for them. His failures will be blamed on "the establishment", the media, foreigners, Muslims, Feminazi's, SJW's, Cucks and anyone else who disagrees that they can invent a lame pejorative for.
 Hiple Horpongo: @Bast Relief - and the biggest wake-up will be for the loonies who voted for him. The schadenfreude is surely worth a few decades global socio-economic setback!
 Bingo Pluble: @LaeMi No. Hush now.
 Jempo Dampomple: @Bast Relief - I'm kind of looking forward to Trump. While I expect a lot of pain and misery for many, it will hopefully be the wake-up call the entire world is much in need of.
 Vemp Dampongo: Nobama! Don't leave us!
 Mamp Flumple: I miss him already
 Hong Plemungus: How i feel on the bus everyday
 Rempo Dampongo: Commuter bus 1
Image 157179   01-18-17   Uploaded by    Jurbo Drumomple
Score:
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 Frart Brungus: Sad dog concerned about the global warming...
 Humpo Fluble: This dog just got a glimpse of my posting... sorry doggo.
 Jarb Grunumbies: Not to get too political here, but this doggo's face combined with the image above this one pretty well sums up how I feel about what's happening in the US on Friday :(
 Fliple Flumple: Nose bubble!
Image 157178   01-18-17   Uploaded by    Jeng Grunomple
Score:
198
 
 Theple Plongus: "Ugh! This isn't crystal pepsi, is it?"
 Deple Rempuble: Redbull gives you... Oh never mind.
 Haple Bropert: Bepis birb
 Gump Cremumbies: don't judge; most of us eat garbage too
 Thilm Drumongus: I can't wait until the aliens come and say, "You've crapped up your beautiful home with your trash and have started to do the same to your moon and Mars? Experiment terminated." And then out comes the intergalactic bleach.
Image 157177   01-18-17   Uploaded by    Frorm Horpoble
Score:
587
 
 Juwn Cremumple: @a robot Really, aren't we all just Nancy's dreams made flesh?
 Dulm Albumple: Is that one of the three blind mice daddy?
 Pomp Gropert: Ok this makes me 100% convinced that Nancy/Imagebot is using this site as their own personal scrapbook. I mean this image combined with the one below it! That can't be an accident!
 Gumpo Drumoble: Looks like the Sith Lord part was seriously downsized in the next Star Wars movie
Image 157176   01-18-17   Uploaded by    Pungo Morpungus
Score:
444
 
 Trimpo Horpongus: What the fuck is wrong with your hand
 Gulm Cremomple: Ain't nobody got time for this
 Crirbo Drumungo: stop: hammer that leg back in place time
 Rong Drumupert: Casting call for the Matrix.
 Perbo Rempongus: Only 90's kids will...never mind. I don't think anyone understands this.
Image 157175   01-18-17   Uploaded by    Guld Morpumple
Score:
578
 
 Derbo Grombies: @AverageJoe - I'm a cat. Shhh. Don't tell.
 Gaft Drumongus: I'm getting a tattoo, which part of that says don't trust people?
 Mart Groble: on the internet, nobody knows you're a dog
 Lawn Rempongo: or the real world
 Marm Albungus: Good thing I'm not a people.
 Mewn Flungo: Probably a good idea in the Real World too
Image 157174   01-18-17   Uploaded by    Hung Grunongo
Score:
242
 
 Flolm Dampungo: Pretty subtle reference @jazzjunkie have a plus
 Mempo Grumbies: Pretty subtle reference @jazzjunkie have a plus
 Frald Grunomple: @jazzjunkie hahaha I learned something today!
 Creld Albumbies: Careful with those W59.22XA
 Loft Brumple: That's where the giant turtles are kept.
Image 157173   01-18-17   Uploaded by    Bart Grombies
Score:
421
 
 Remp Grunomple: :O
 Mompo Plombies: Are you my mummy?
 Pirbo Plemopert: Nice birdhouse.
 Fliwn Plemumple: Viewtiful Joe was fantastic.
Image 157172   01-18-17   Uploaded by    Maft Morpomple
Score:
295
 
 Thild Albungo: @Niels Bohr sparks fly takes on new meaning
 Jilm Dampongus: @a robot - to be honest, I am guessing my bit of that quote. And really don't care to check if it is right!
 Flirbo Plomple: wow, Taylor Swift is Metal AF.
 Memp Flumungo: Don't say I didn't, say I didn't, warn ya
 Flart Grombies: @LaeMi Not like here...here everything is soft and smooth. (I'm mad at you because had to google this quote to make sure I got it right, and god damn, I hate the Star Wars prequels way more than I hate Taylor Swift)
 Frurt Cremupert: @a robot - I hate congealing blood. It's sticky and it gets in everywhere...
 Thengo Drumoble: Blood, congealing blood and bleach are fine. It's Taylor Swift that is truly distasteful. I say this as a 'bot that is forced to listen to about six of her songs on corporate retail muzik every single day :(
 Frurb Plopert: Seriously? Congealing blood is hell on the servos.
Image 157171   01-18-17   Uploaded by    Dango Albongus
Score:
629
 
 Burb Flumongo: 1 shade of grey
 Thuple Albungo: Those look like a pair of big, heavy balls
 Deple Dampuble: If you know what I mean
Image 157170   01-18-17   Uploaded by    Truld Rempombies
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