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210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

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210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*



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 a robot: Google tells me this is Licia Ronzulli, Member of the European Parliament, who took her baby daughter to a session of parliament as a symbolic gesture to reclaim more rights for women in reconciling work and family life. Rad.
 Cami: Moms TKB = Autorad.
Image 156993   01-18-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
338
 
 SpaceCow: I mean, more than twenty four would be good but I'll settle for what I can get.
 tritium: @WaffleIron Fallout takes place in a nightmare world.
 Beef Supreme: Three hours is a strong afternoon nap, not sleep.
 grizzly: All of the hours.
 Red: if only it worked that way
 Frank herbert: Dos alarm program. Kids : whats dos?
 Fancy Clown: Keep moving that slider to the right there, buddy
 WaffleIron: Date is not ISO 8601, SO TRIGGERED!
Image 156992   01-18-17   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
256
 
 KingTrebek: Seems like a very brutal children's show
 Lestrange: Sportacus getting some light massage.
 Peter Pantsless: @Frank herbert seconded
 Frank herbert: @Greek Fire 4 was meh 5 was a masterpeice
 ClockworkJackalope: Ayy should get me one a dem
 Greek Fire: GTA sucks after San Andreas.
 WaffleIron: Bob the banger.
Image 156991   01-18-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
303
 
 WaffleIron: A cat simply would not say "hella"
Image 156990   01-18-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
396
 
 WaffleIron: We gotta move these little presents, we gotta smell some peeeeeee!
Image 156989   01-17-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
464
 
 ChubbyBuddy: thats a dude
 Frank herbert: Gross
 Frank herbert: Gross
Image 156988   01-17-17   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
337
 
 Niels Bohr: @ChubbyBuddy I was about to say the same thing, but on reflection there are definitely some people who need to shuffle off this mortal coil.
 ChubbyBuddy: thats how i feel about the sum total of humanity
 Borkf: @Amy Housewine It has everything to do with it if they turn up at your house.
 AverageJoe: you are that "friend", right?
 Amy Housewine: I don't see that what I want has anything to do with it, really.
 Scoo: I don't want most people to die, and I don't want them in my house
Image 156987   01-17-17   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
107
 
 Eleftheros: Marry, marry, marry, marry, marry.....what? I'm Utahn.
 SpaceCow: "When I see five people stab a man in the park, I shoot the bastards." "That was Shakespeare in the park."
 Mr. Butt: Fucking theater kids.
 whiplash: Lamest...toga...party...ever.
 wolfpk: The gal on the left does not get the idea of a toga.
Image 156986   01-17-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
407
 
 LaeMi: You only have 5 months to live. Isn't it meant to be '6 months to live'? Oh, sorry about the wait.
 wolfpk: Oh and you only have until 8.
 wolfpk: Oh and you only have until 8.
Image 156985   01-17-17   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
612
 
 Frank herbert: Damn kids
 Kohapi: Get off my lawn!
Image 156984   01-17-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
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