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269165  Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269203  KingTrebek: wow i didn't even notice she was pointing with her middle finger

269191  WannaBee: @Nope yeah, with the fishes.

269198  WannaBee: @Mexico Take it away, Penny!

269178  Felicity: But then you'd have two brains on the front of your chest

269182  Felicity: That reminds me, I'm tired and depressed

269186  Felicity: Also, XP

269189  Felicity: Coincidentally, I'm rewatching the 1989 movie of The Punisher

269195  Felicity: Les Nessman's house

269203  WannaBee: Asian Wednesday Adams

269199  Felicity: Brilliant

269195  a robot: NONE SHALL PASS except if you go around to the side

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 yep. I put c h o p and it switcherinoed it to chop! Gotta love those switcherinos :)

269202  Felicity: He seems nice

269199  a robot: Aww yeah dem polygons

269202  a robot: I doubt it

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 I'm pretty sure I said whack off? I don't remember :/

269183  hajjpodge: @dangerkeith3000 I seal what you didn't.

269165  AdaMan: Swing and a miss

269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

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268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269098 DrNinjaman: The Hudge

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

269165 Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

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 Hiddentigerma: @SunWukong Unfortunately we live in a world that makes it so that profit is more important than morality. But illegal and Immoral are different words for a reason as I like to say.
 SunWukong: Law and Finance never did anything bad.
 Mr. Butt: I needed this in high school.
 Uncle Phil: Mom lost weight too!
 Peter Pantsless: Don't worry; he'll forget to clean it out and it'll quit working
Image 156677   01-16-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
563
 
 Prostata: doggo not sure if want
 hearsegirl: i hate this time of year.
 ClockworkJackalope: I am confused and unhappy
 whiplash: I'm just pretending to be anxious, I know Barney wouldn't hurt me.
Image 156676   01-16-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
541
 
 Staida: @Scoo Lead myself into the future
 cannabis: I call this number, for a data date. I don't know what to do - I need a rendezvous!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Where can I get one of them computer machines?
 ClockworkJackalope: LAZER FLOID WOOOOOOOO
 Peter Pantsless: We are all but puppets, our strings pulled by our obsession with COMPUTER(s)
Image 156675   01-16-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
704
 
 trelyate: Imeow Jima
 bug: Taking down the statue of Chairman Meow.
 Mad Collager: Taken on Mt. Purribachi
Image 156674   01-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
214
 
 RetrogradeRun: Red is a 'power' color, right?
 LKoroton: Then Lionel Messi became a great soccer player and got all the girls
 bug: same.
 Mad Collager: This is why the Reds wanted to redistribute the wealth.
 chhumphrey: He might stand out of the crowd, and it might be for his red tux.
 DrinkMixMan: Once you go black (tuxedo)...
Image 156673   01-16-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
459
 
 sparename: @a robot They may be sold as "ladies' clothes" but once I've paid for them, they're MY clothes
 a robot: Hey, if this dude just wants to go walk his pet fish while wearing leggings and a skirt, who are we to judge??
 SunWukong: @Snake Jesus Do you even fish?
 Snake Jesus: How heavy is that fish to make those veins stand out like that? I foresee a future of fish-based weightlifting.
 chhumphrey: The Ichthyologist Hitman strikes again!
 Knice: That hand looks rather ... strong.
Image 156672   01-16-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
948
 
 SpaceCow: David Attenborough as a rodent?
 Peach: @Borkf Did you forget to use your name when you uploaded?
 Borkf: I could swear I uploaded this, bit it's not in my queue or reject pile. Oh well *clicks RAD*
 ClockworkJackalope: I too like to move it
 Mr. Butt: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah boooooooooooooooy!
 chhumphrey: Original concept for the ewok
 Dresdenkeogh: Yattaaaaaaaaaa!
Image 156671   01-16-17   Uploaded by    UseYourName
Score:
593
 
 Science: Servoskull
 LKoroton: Se atraso, senor esqueleto
 Skaalar: Need it.
 Snake Jesus: Time... to die.
 Hiddentigerma: Please tell me that I can buy these somewhere.
 taiko: Doot O'Clock
 Sadbot: Sithrak always knows the time!
 chhumphrey: He's got time on his mind
 Lestrange: Rad AF. Dootie-dootie-doot-doot!
 Peter Pantsless: I really like clocks and watches and I totally dig this
Image 156670   01-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
574
 
 Dresdenkeogh: also this set of ten images is satanic. Too many 666's
 Dresdenkeogh: @Lestrange I'm a Dapper-Dan man myself.
 Lestrange: Enough hair spray to choke a horse and rip the ozone layer a new one.
Image 156669   01-16-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
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 Mad Collager: @Mr. Butt Well, that's one way to be Big in Japan.
 Mr. Butt: In first grade, I told my teacher that I wanted to be a suit actor in the Godzilla movies.
 AverageJoe: When I was a kid, I wanted to be Superman. Now I know better, I want to be Superman Prime
 Lestrange: Famous optometrist not on there?
 whiplash: I'm not going to work at Burger King, I will BE the Burger King.
Image 156668   01-16-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
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