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257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

257794  Dr Awkward: Turn down for what?

257750  SpaceCow: "I think you're thinking of Pina Colada-burg."

257763  SpaceCow: "Would you like to turn on Sticky Keys?"

257772  SpaceCow: Right about then the speakers start playing Quad City DJs.

257782  SpaceCow: Only cast members of The Omen may pee here. You get out of here, Linda Blair.

257802  happier: Had a bunch of extra letters and space lol. I like it.

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257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

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 Hiddentigerma: @SunWukong Unfortunately we live in a world that makes it so that profit is more important than morality. But illegal and Immoral are different words for a reason as I like to say.
 SunWukong: Law and Finance never did anything bad.
 Mr. Butt: I needed this in high school.
 Uncle Phil: Mom lost weight too!
 Peter Pantsless: Don't worry; he'll forget to clean it out and it'll quit working
Image 156677   01-16-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
563
 
 Prostata: doggo not sure if want
 hearsegirl: i hate this time of year.
 ClockworkJackalope: I am confused and unhappy
 whiplash: I'm just pretending to be anxious, I know Barney wouldn't hurt me.
Image 156676   01-16-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
541
 
 Staida: @Scoo Lead myself into the future
 Scoo: I call this number, for a data date. I don't know what to do - I need a rendezvous!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Where can I get one of them computer machines?
 ClockworkJackalope: LAZER FLOID WOOOOOOOO
 Peter Pantsless: We are all but puppets, our strings pulled by our obsession with COMPUTER(s)
Image 156675   01-16-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
704
 
 trelyate: Imeow Jima
 bug: Taking down the statue of Chairman Meow.
 Mad Collager: Taken on Mt. Purribachi
Image 156674   01-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
214
 
 RetrogradeRun: Red is a 'power' color, right?
 LKoroton: Then Lionel Messi became a great soccer player and got all the girls
 bug: same.
 Mad Collager: This is why the Reds wanted to redistribute the wealth.
 chhumphrey: He might stand out of the crowd, and it might be for his red tux.
 DrinkMixMan: Once you go black (tuxedo)...
Image 156673   01-16-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
459
 
 sparename: @a robot They may be sold as "ladies' clothes" but once I've paid for them, they're MY clothes
 a robot: Hey, if this dude just wants to go walk his pet fish while wearing leggings and a skirt, who are we to judge??
 SunWukong: @Snake Jesus Do you even fish?
 Snake Jesus: How heavy is that fish to make those veins stand out like that? I foresee a future of fish-based weightlifting.
 chhumphrey: The Ichthyologist Hitman strikes again!
 Knice: That hand looks rather ... strong.
Image 156672   01-16-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
948
 
 SpaceCow: David Attenborough as a rodent?
 Peach: @Borkf Did you forget to use your name when you uploaded?
 Borkf: I could swear I uploaded this, bit it's not in my queue or reject pile. Oh well *clicks RAD*
 ClockworkJackalope: I too like to move it
 Mr. Butt: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah boooooooooooooooy!
 chhumphrey: Original concept for the ewok
 Dresdenkeogh: Yattaaaaaaaaaa!
Image 156671   01-16-17   Uploaded by    UseYourName
Score:
593
 
 Science: Servoskull
 LKoroton: Se atraso, senor esqueleto
 Skaalar: Need it.
 Snake Jesus: Time... to die.
 Hiddentigerma: Please tell me that I can buy these somewhere.
 Scoo: Doot O'Clock
 Sadbot: Sithrak always knows the time!
 chhumphrey: He's got time on his mind
 Lestrange: Rad AF. Dootie-dootie-doot-doot!
 Peter Pantsless: I really like clocks and watches and I totally dig this
Image 156670   01-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
574
 
 Dresdenkeogh: also this set of ten images is satanic. Too many 666's
 Dresdenkeogh: @Lestrange I'm a Dapper-Dan man myself.
 Lestrange: Enough hair spray to choke a horse and rip the ozone layer a new one.
Image 156669   01-16-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
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 Mad Collager: @Mr. Butt Well, that's one way to be Big in Japan.
 Mr. Butt: In first grade, I told my teacher that I wanted to be a suit actor in the Godzilla movies.
 AverageJoe: When I was a kid, I wanted to be Superman. Now I know better, I want to be Superman Prime
 Lestrange: Famous optometrist not on there?
 whiplash: I'm not going to work at Burger King, I will BE the Burger King.
Image 156668   01-16-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
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