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205535  Volwen: Newborn shrimps are nice.

205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro wait...

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205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.

205418 Sadbot: Cocaine is an awful drug for 80s nostalgia douches, but legalizing it in all the Americas would help fight corruption

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: You shall not pass!
 AverageJoe: I believe it is meant to keep cars off the grass
 Thurb Grunombies: Keeps out the flatlanders
 mwoody: Hunh, I thought we were going to see a dwarf who buys stolen goods.
 Dresdenkeogh: RAD or BAD? Im a little on the fence about this one.
 LaeMi: @Prostata - It would have had a gate on either side.
 Prostata: wtf why bother?
 Teechur: And STAY out!
Image 156570   01-15-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
315
 
 grizzly: @Chest Rockwell he hed to big for he got dam shirt?
 hat thrab: Dj Bruce Lee drops beats like he drops beatdowns.
 Quackzy: Why would he put a shirt on his head? Then people wouldn't see those rad headphones and glasses @Chest Rockwell
 Chest Rockwell: Oh, I get it. His head is too big to put a shirt on.
Image 156569   01-15-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
471
 
 Science: You're 13. You don't need to be hot yet.
 AdaMan: Surprise, old person metabolism now
 Scoo: I'm 36 and still patiently waiting
 White Rice: @WTF "but I'm a boy!"
 WTF: Just wait till menopause kicks in... you'll feel "hot" all the time.
Image 156568   01-15-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
194
 
 Lestrange: @AverageJoe yeah, she's got that Jennifer Aniston character down now.
 AverageJoe: Jennifer Aniston has been playing the same role for 25 years
 a robot: Nothing can possibly make "Friends" any worse than it already is, so carry on, Mr. Basketball Dude
 deeeeeeeez: Courtesy of the Naked Guy...
 XLY: I drink your milkshake! I DRINK IT UP!!
 copunter: they say the city aint got no flavor but our friends to the end they got some neighbors
Image 156567   01-15-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
425
 
 Headoftheclass: @Peter Pantsless @Mr. Butt TBH, tha looks more like Johnny Storm's power signature
 Peter Pantsless: @SomeCanadian Ugh, you guys have the best sports
 Scoo: A moose once raced my sister
 Prostata: showoff
 Niels Bohr: flat track racing is rad.
 SomeCanadian: I'm more interested in the ad for MOOSE RACING.
 Theta Zero: Okay, puberty. The joke's over. You can stop making me hot, now.
 Mr. Butt: This is a metaphor for my whole life.
 Derp Herpigan: Ya didn't tell me we'd be racing against Ghost Rider!
 Peter Pantsless: "Aaaand starting on the inside: he's the defending champion and has won the last five races. He's on fire, folks! Put your hands together for Johnny Blaze!"
Image 156566   01-15-17   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
302
 
 Lestrange: Shit off chubby fingers
 Ulillillia: Fheartck you too
 TFChicken: Well if you insist...
 Mr. Butt: I'll fuck myself, thanks.
 guest: great cursive "y" though
 ignatz: Happy pedant
Image 156565   01-15-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
312
 
 whiplash: The instructions were not clear!
 Headoftheclass: Playground 2:Electric Boogaloo
 Turd Ferguson: SCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRCH
 Otterman: Mmm-mwaaa!
 Mr. Butt: Fuckin' wasted.
 Derp Herpigan: Same. Also, nice upload/username combo
Image 156564   01-15-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
307
 
 Snake Jesus: Ah yes, deconstructed potato salad, a classic
 SpaceCow: This bowl of cherry tomatoes knows what it wants to be when it grows up.
 Lestrange: Photo taken after free margarita refill?
 Scoo: I say tomato, you say potato, let's just call you fucking stupid!
 Darkasnoon: Obviously this is missing the lettuce.
 Frank herbert: W ith extra potato
 Otterman: Eh, close enough.
 ClockworkJackalope: Hmm yep that's potato salad alright
Image 156563   01-15-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
386
 
 Lestrange: Head ache and religious ecstasy inducing tile work dude
Image 156562   01-15-17   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Image 156561 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by prospector. Boo, prospector.
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