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175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

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175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

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174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

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175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: You shall not pass!
 AverageJoe: I believe it is meant to keep cars off the grass
 Thurb Grunombies: Keeps out the flatlanders
 mwoody: Hunh, I thought we were going to see a dwarf who buys stolen goods.
 Dresdenkeogh: RAD or BAD? Im a little on the fence about this one.
 LaeMi: @Prostata - It would have had a gate on either side.
 Prostata: wtf why bother?
 Teechur: And STAY out!
Image 156570   01-15-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
315
 
 grizzly: @Chest Rockwell he hed to big for he got dam shirt?
 hat thrab: Dj Bruce Lee drops beats like he drops beatdowns.
 Quackzy: Why would he put a shirt on his head? Then people wouldn't see those rad headphones and glasses @Chest Rockwell
 Chest Rockwell: Oh, I get it. His head is too big to put a shirt on.
Image 156569   01-15-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
471
 
 Science: You're 13. You don't need to be hot yet.
 AdaMan: Surprise, old person metabolism now
 Scoo: I'm 36 and still patiently waiting
 White Rice: @WTF "but I'm a boy!"
 WTF: Just wait till menopause kicks in... you'll feel "hot" all the time.
Image 156568   01-15-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
194
 
 Lestrange: @AverageJoe yeah, she's got that Jennifer Aniston character down now.
 AverageJoe: Jennifer Aniston has been playing the same role for 25 years
 a robot: Nothing can possibly make "Friends" any worse than it already is, so carry on, Mr. Basketball Dude
 deeeeeeeez: Courtesy of the Naked Guy...
 XLY: I drink your milkshake! I DRINK IT UP!!
 copunter: they say the city aint got no flavor but our friends to the end they got some neighbors
Image 156567   01-15-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
425
 
 Headoftheclass: @Peter Pantsless @Mr. Butt TBH, tha looks more like Johnny Storm's power signature
 Peter Pantsless: @SomeCanadian Ugh, you guys have the best sports
 Scoo: A moose once raced my sister
 Prostata: showoff
 Niels Bohr: flat track racing is rad.
 SomeCanadian: I'm more interested in the ad for MOOSE RACING.
 Theta Zero: Okay, puberty. The joke's over. You can stop making me hot, now.
 Mr. Butt: This is a metaphor for my whole life.
 Derp Herpigan: Ya didn't tell me we'd be racing against Ghost Rider!
 Peter Pantsless: "Aaaand starting on the inside: he's the defending champion and has won the last five races. He's on fire, folks! Put your hands together for Johnny Blaze!"
Image 156566   01-15-17   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
302
 
 Lestrange: Shit off chubby fingers
 Ulillillia: Fheartck you too
 TFChicken: Well if you insist...
 Mr. Butt: I'll fuck myself, thanks.
 guest: great cursive "y" though
 ignatz: Happy pedant
Image 156565   01-15-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
312
 
 whiplash: The instructions were not clear!
 Headoftheclass: Playground 2:Electric Boogaloo
 Turd Ferguson: SCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRCH
 Otterman: Mmm-mwaaa!
 Mr. Butt: Fuckin' wasted.
 Derp Herpigan: Same. Also, nice upload/username combo
Image 156564   01-15-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
307
 
 Snake Jesus: Ah yes, deconstructed potato salad, a classic
 SpaceCow: This bowl of cherry tomatoes knows what it wants to be when it grows up.
 Lestrange: Photo taken after free margarita refill?
 Scoo: I say tomato, you say potato, let's just call you fucking stupid!
 Darkasnoon: Obviously this is missing the lettuce.
 Frank herbert: W ith extra potato
 Otterman: Eh, close enough.
 ClockworkJackalope: Hmm yep that's potato salad alright
Image 156563   01-15-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
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 Lestrange: Head ache and religious ecstasy inducing tile work dude
Image 156562   01-15-17   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Image 156561 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

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