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267936  Felicity: Ha! Awesome

267984  Peter Pantsless: @fanny I still think those masks are super creepy for some reason. My brother knows this, so one time when we were playing Far Cry 5 he put one on his character and laughed like a loon until I got him to take it off

268002  Not A Bot: Another disgustingly skinny vegetarian.

268023  Peter Pantsless: Yeah, but now someone has to take that down, and I guarantee it won't be Adam

268030  Peter Pantsless: They have classes now @dad?

268003  ChubbyBuddy: @dangerkeith3000 im 66.666666666% sure thats not correct

268021  ChubbyBuddy: @barfolomew stock up on penicillin

268013  UnknownSample: But I thought I'd go blind?

268023  antipatterns: Viva Comrade Adam!

268026  UnknownSample: Kid's pretty slick.

268025  MrBoffo: Something something frontal lobotomy

268003  Mr. Whiskers: @dangerkeith3000 Maybe hes 145/2048th Cherokee and he rounded

268012  MrBoffo: And being a hod carrier is a step up - can you dig it?

268015  MrBoffo: (frantic snuffling)

268018  MrBoffo: Tonight on Hannity: Looting Anticipated

268024  MrBoffo: ... and I'm a lone cowhand ... down on the Rio Grande ... Drive

267964  sparenamelaptopdied: All my cars have been at least pre-pre-pre-owned

267965  MrBoffo: @Felicity Ow. OW. OW!!! (How many people here are actually going to get this?)

267988  Mad Collager: Ah didn't know thar whar still black bars in New York!

268007  Fuzzpot: tumblr.jpg

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267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels



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Score:
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 a robot: @Peter Pantsless It wasn't bad! Certainly better than the abomination that was "Big Top Pee Wee"
 Peter Pantsless: A new Pee-Wee movie movie came out on Netflix last year. 82% on Rotten Tomatoes
 ClockworkJackalope: A simpler age
 EvilOtter: I would only sit in front of one of these men at the movie theater.
 Fett4life: Weird Al just never does it in public.
 dobbiesdoogs: yankovic and yankadick
Image 156438   01-15-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
379
 
 Borkf: @scribbs They are indeed. They catch insects with a sweet, sticky nectar which traps them, then digests them. Rich pickings for and anteater I would imagine.
 a robot: @Mexico See also #149440
 scribbs: @Borkf Are those carnivorous plants? Easy way to get yummy bug protein.
 Borkf: @scribbs Anteaters licking pitcher plants?
 scribbs: Me: "I see a lizard with a flaccid tongue drinking from a flower sac." Shrink: "Oh dear..."
 Mexico: Who gave you permission to post a picture of the Purple User Deep Sea Hangout?
Image 156437   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
666
 
 Peter Pantsless: Poop chute
 Side Boob: Wheeeeee!
 Borkf: I'd rather digest my food, thanks. Also, I don't like having to eat on the toilet.
 a sedated moose: @Scoo two? Five? Thirty thousand?
 FatTigerWoods: Weeeeeee! I mean shiiiiiiit!
 Lestrange: Your claim for disability benefit has been considered by this panel and it was agreed that you are fit for work.
 TFChicken: @Scoo don't know but I'm pretty sure I am still shitting out all-bran I ate three years ago
 Scoo: Take a guess: How many bowls of your oat bran cereal would it take to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Colon Blow?
Image 156436   01-15-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
651
 
 Peach: Do what you love and kibble will follow.
 scribbs: He wants to set a record, but he can't figure out how to phone the people at Guinness.
 whiplash: That's why they call them "canines." (There are actually two other cans you can't see at the bottom of the photo, making nine).
 WotGives: This should be a goat. Why isn't it a goat?
 Lestrange: 404 funny comment not found
 fumbduck: Yes you can!
Image 156435   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
334
 
 weed poop: @Musician you got me
 CastleBravo: (ahem). GO PACKERS! That is all.
 Scoo: Only if it comes in a box
 Teechur: @EvilOtter He was number ONE!
 EvilOtter: I want one of those hats that lets me drink two bottles at once through a straw. Now THAT'S classy!
 Fett4life: For when you really want your ladies to just stay down in the parking lot.
 Musician: pairs well with Lil' Smokies, aerosol cheese product, Jager shots, Old Spice, body paint and frozen mucus.
Image 156434   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
484
 
 Peter Pantsless: @CastleBravo @WaffleIron What if you drove one through the other? Hmm...maybe if you modified the warp drive to stabilize the bridge or make it big enough to drive through...
 CastleBravo: @WaffleIron I dunno. Sometimes you just need the extra speed. Smart sophonts don't eliminate options.
 mrwiffler: Wormhole of love.
 Fett4life: This is the latest DYSON design. Vacuum that shit into a singularity.
 TFChicken: Say I was to take a dump in that. Does it lose a dimension or does it automatically teleport to the other side? These are the hard hitting scientific questions
 Greek Fire: What is the background, then. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BACKGROUND
 AutoDisaster: "See, everything's gonna be fine!"
 WaffleIron: Wormholes just aren't classy. A true gentlebeing travels in an Alcubierre warp field.
Image 156433   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
640
 
 Science: "Tanaka. Tanaka tanaka tanaka."
 thebiglutovsky: @Amy Housewine Well then.
 Amy Housewine: @thebiglutovsky en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 thebiglutovsky: Kinda thought it looked like an early Dr Who alien. "Early".
 Peach: *sigh* Babe, I'm stuck on you... no seriously, retract your suction cups, I'm stuck on you!
 EvilOtter: Everyone is a horrible monstrosity if you're brave enough.
 mrwiffler: Something for the compost.
 whiplash: New TV series, "The M Word" (hint: it stands for Monster).
 TFChicken: Valtrex ad?
 Scoo: Starbuck meets the Zygons
 Amy Housewine: It's OK, they're mostly goodies now.
 WaffleIron: Gotta point those... ya know what, this just isn't working for me, nevermind.
Image 156432   01-15-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
447
 
 Scoo: @Borkf @a robot There's actually something very much like a "Hotdog Gazebo" down the road from my house
 Scoo: @a robot @Borkf @Amy Housewine Sandwich Hovel
 Amy Housewine: @a robot @Borkf The Outhouse Steakhouse.
 Borkf: @a robot @Amy Housewine Taco Tent
 Borkf: @a robot @Amy Housewine Hotdog Gazebo
 a robot: @Borkf @Amy Housewine BBQ Lean-To
 a robot: @Amy Housewine @Borkf Sushi Shanty
 a robot: @Borkf @Amy Housewine Taco Shack
 Borkf: @Amy Housewine Burger Shed
 ClockworkJackalope: :: yanks off glasses:: if this is true...
 Peach: If you liked our pizza, try: our pizza.
 moogerator: Parlour was taken
 AverageJoe: you don't say
 DarkTeddy: Something with cheeesess ppss
 TFChicken: We didn't say it was GOOD pizza, just pizza.
 smarkles: @Amy Housewine Come on down to the Sandwich Hovel!
 Amy Housewine: I often wonder about how we've all been conditioned not to notice what a downright bizarre name "Pizza Hut" is. "Hut"! "Come and eat food in my filthy shack" etc.
 WaffleIron: BUT NO HUTS!
Image 156431   01-15-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
599
 
 Peach: @Amy Housewine She just saved 15% by switching to Geico.
 mrwiffler: This is one of those ones where I don't know why it's rad but it is.
 whiplash: Doesn't look like a belfry to me.
 Amy Housewine: The facial expression of that bat in the foreground, though.
 DarkTeddy: Aggro should have one of those drunk text preventers
 DarkTeddy: The moooon is pretty sfunning
 Amy Housewine: Bats.
 dobbiesdoogs: we can't stop here
 Mexico: The cave is also full of baseball bats. They do not fly.
 WaffleIron: On the other side of the mountain it says "MANS". Great "Secret" lair Bruce.
Image 156430   01-15-17   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
393
 
 Peter Pantsless: Do people actually eat this shit when they do this kinda thing? Because that looks like it'd be disgusting
 Peach: @Lestrange I've made that look before. That's the "oh crap, I'm gonna eat the whole thing..." look.
 AverageJoe: we have pizza!
 Fett4life: "There's no way we got that meat cooked all the way through." "Nope." These people are all gonna get sick." "Yep."
 sparename: Fag Nis It Eppanu
 Lestrange: Sad. Those three guys faces. Existential angst. Sad.
 smarkles: Come on down to the Sandwich Hovel.
 White Rice: It's pretty big, I guess.
 Mexico: Forty cows died to make this, and yet those men lament the fact that the number was not more.
Image 156429   01-15-17   Uploaded by    fanny
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