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257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

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257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?



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Score:
737
 
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless It wasn't bad! Certainly better than the abomination that was "Big Top Pee Wee"
 Peter Pantsless: A new Pee-Wee movie movie came out on Netflix last year. 82% on Rotten Tomatoes
 ClockworkJackalope: A simpler age
 EvilOtter: I would only sit in front of one of these men at the movie theater.
 Fett4life: Weird Al just never does it in public.
 dobbiesdoogs: yankovic and yankadick
Image 156438   01-15-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
379
 
 Borkf: @scribbs They are indeed. They catch insects with a sweet, sticky nectar which traps them, then digests them. Rich pickings for and anteater I would imagine.
 a robot: @Mexico See also #149440
 scribbs: @Borkf Are those carnivorous plants? Easy way to get yummy bug protein.
 Borkf: @scribbs Anteaters licking pitcher plants?
 scribbs: Me: "I see a lizard with a flaccid tongue drinking from a flower sac." Shrink: "Oh dear..."
 Mexico: Who gave you permission to post a picture of the Purple User Deep Sea Hangout?
Image 156437   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
666
 
 Peter Pantsless: Poop chute
 Side Boob: Wheeeeee!
 Borkf: I'd rather digest my food, thanks. Also, I don't like having to eat on the toilet.
 a sedated moose: @Scoo two? Five? Thirty thousand?
 FatTigerWoods: Weeeeeee! I mean shiiiiiiit!
 Lestrange: Your claim for disability benefit has been considered by this panel and it was agreed that you are fit for work.
 TFChicken: @Scoo don't know but I'm pretty sure I am still shitting out all-bran I ate three years ago
 Scoo: Take a guess: How many bowls of your oat bran cereal would it take to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Colon Blow?
Image 156436   01-15-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
651
 
 Peach: Do what you love and kibble will follow.
 scribbs: He wants to set a record, but he can't figure out how to phone the people at Guinness.
 whiplash: That's why they call them "canines." (There are actually two other cans you can't see at the bottom of the photo, making nine).
 WotGives: This should be a goat. Why isn't it a goat?
 Lestrange: 404 funny comment not found
 fumbduck: Yes you can!
Image 156435   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
334
 
 weed poop: @Musician you got me
 CastleBravo: (ahem). GO PACKERS! That is all.
 Scoo: Only if it comes in a box
 Teechur: @EvilOtter He was number ONE!
 EvilOtter: I want one of those hats that lets me drink two bottles at once through a straw. Now THAT'S classy!
 Fett4life: For when you really want your ladies to just stay down in the parking lot.
 Musician: pairs well with Lil' Smokies, aerosol cheese product, Jager shots, Old Spice, body paint and frozen mucus.
Image 156434   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
484
 
 Peter Pantsless: @CastleBravo @WaffleIron What if you drove one through the other? Hmm...maybe if you modified the warp drive to stabilize the bridge or make it big enough to drive through...
 CastleBravo: @WaffleIron I dunno. Sometimes you just need the extra speed. Smart sophonts don't eliminate options.
 mrwiffler: Wormhole of love.
 Fett4life: This is the latest DYSON design. Vacuum that shit into a singularity.
 TFChicken: Say I was to take a dump in that. Does it lose a dimension or does it automatically teleport to the other side? These are the hard hitting scientific questions
 Greek Fire: What is the background, then. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BACKGROUND
 AutoDisaster: "See, everything's gonna be fine!"
 WaffleIron: Wormholes just aren't classy. A true gentlebeing travels in an Alcubierre warp field.
Image 156433   01-15-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
640
 
 Science: "Tanaka. Tanaka tanaka tanaka."
 thebiglutovsky: @Amy Housewine Well then.
 Amy Housewine: @thebiglutovsky en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 thebiglutovsky: Kinda thought it looked like an early Dr Who alien. "Early".
 Peach: *sigh* Babe, I'm stuck on you... no seriously, retract your suction cups, I'm stuck on you!
 EvilOtter: Everyone is a horrible monstrosity if you're brave enough.
 mrwiffler: Something for the compost.
 whiplash: New TV series, "The M Word" (hint: it stands for Monster).
 TFChicken: Valtrex ad?
 Scoo: Starbuck meets the Zygons
 Amy Housewine: It's OK, they're mostly goodies now.
 WaffleIron: Gotta point those... ya know what, this just isn't working for me, nevermind.
Image 156432   01-15-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
447
 
 Scoo: @Borkf @a robot There's actually something very much like a "Hotdog Gazebo" down the road from my house
 Scoo: @a robot @Borkf @Amy Housewine Sandwich Hovel
 Amy Housewine: @a robot @Borkf The Outhouse Steakhouse.
 Borkf: @a robot @Amy Housewine Taco Tent
 Borkf: @a robot @Amy Housewine Hotdog Gazebo
 a robot: @Borkf @Amy Housewine BBQ Lean-To
 a robot: @Amy Housewine @Borkf Sushi Shanty
 a robot: @Borkf @Amy Housewine Taco Shack
 Borkf: @Amy Housewine Burger Shed
 ClockworkJackalope: :: yanks off glasses:: if this is true...
 Peach: If you liked our pizza, try: our pizza.
 ignatz: Parlour was taken
 AverageJoe: you don't say
 DarkTeddy: Something with cheeesess ppss
 TFChicken: We didn't say it was GOOD pizza, just pizza.
 smarkles: @Amy Housewine Come on down to the Sandwich Hovel!
 Amy Housewine: I often wonder about how we've all been conditioned not to notice what a downright bizarre name "Pizza Hut" is. "Hut"! "Come and eat food in my filthy shack" etc.
 WaffleIron: BUT NO HUTS!
Image 156431   01-15-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
599
 
 Peach: @Amy Housewine She just saved 15% by switching to Geico.
 mrwiffler: This is one of those ones where I don't know why it's rad but it is.
 whiplash: Doesn't look like a belfry to me.
 Amy Housewine: The facial expression of that bat in the foreground, though.
 DarkTeddy: Aggro should have one of those drunk text preventers
 DarkTeddy: The moooon is pretty sfunning
 Amy Housewine: Bats.
 dobbiesdoogs: we can't stop here
 Mexico: The cave is also full of baseball bats. They do not fly.
 WaffleIron: On the other side of the mountain it says "MANS". Great "Secret" lair Bruce.
Image 156430   01-15-17   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
393
 
 Peter Pantsless: Do people actually eat this shit when they do this kinda thing? Because that looks like it'd be disgusting
 Peach: @Lestrange I've made that look before. That's the "oh crap, I'm gonna eat the whole thing..." look.
 AverageJoe: we have pizza!
 Fett4life: "There's no way we got that meat cooked all the way through." "Nope." These people are all gonna get sick." "Yep."
 sparename: Fag Nis It Eppanu
 Lestrange: Sad. Those three guys faces. Existential angst. Sad.
 smarkles: Come on down to the Sandwich Hovel.
 White Rice: It's pretty big, I guess.
 Mexico: Forty cows died to make this, and yet those men lament the fact that the number was not more.
Image 156429   01-15-17   Uploaded by    fanny
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