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272630  sparename: Fuck your Roadkill Recipes, we have a Birdstrike Buffet Bar

272611  SuedeOxford: This road was renamed because they got tired of tourists goofing around. One can still go to Shepshed to visit Butthole Lane, though.

272621  Seven Eight Nine: Call my lawyer, I'm about to get paid.

272493  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety I've never seen a US hundred dollar bill with the number on the side like that and so I didn't think it was (all) USD.

272630  ignatz: Lightly overkilled on both sides please..

272630  SuedeOxford: Arby's freaked out when he made the RB211Burger, so he had to make the PW2000Burger instead.

272639  nanananana: You shouldn't bring prose to a poetry fight

272639  violentwrath: Force them into a sonnet-format. No one can escape.

272639  maura: Gonna punch you in the face, you big disgrace, gonna smear your face all over the place.

272639  Slickbrew: Use the element of surprose.

272539  Spazstatic: Purple.

272636  Knice: Nope.

272638  dorian: If only Siri remembered previous questions and answers to contextualise future answers.

272626  hajjpodge: @Prostata Well that's no good. I like to take jabs at furries and other internet fandoms but transphobia is absolutely unacceptable.

272626  Side Boob: Stay weird, Portland!

272540  a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272619  hajjpodge: There are only enough loops for one of us, brother.

272626  Prostata: the article in question is thinly veiled transphobia published in 2016 around the time the "bathroom bills" were being debated. so lets just not go there.

272600  hajjpodge: Fisto: "Assume the position."

272621  hajjpodge: Turn the lightning down and these become stills from a horror short.

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 Wet farts: Reminds me of the thing you used to throw tokens in at the bridges.
 raditzu: Nature you creepy!
 Mad Collager: Please Suh, may I have some more?
 Dresdenkeogh: @ignatz BWAAAKK , it's a living.
 Teh Simpson: This is not a urinal
Image 156122   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Image 156121 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by In The Pocket. You have brought shame on us, In The Pocket.
 Peter Pantsless: Dammit I lost the game again
 Sadbot: This fascist underwear planet is loose butthole, yo
 hearsegirl: "i want you to do this..."
 WaffleIron: @a robot : He programmed the replicator to make them, but he wasn't very good at programming.
 Sandor: I crushed your head!
 A duck: If only they actually had been able to go through with putting Wesley to death for scrunching some planters.
 Meow: I dont think I'm ready for your games
Image 156120   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Lestrange: See your fries fly
 Mr. Butt: I should've been born a seagull.
 fanny: Come on, bird, keep those fries in the french fry cup holder like a civilized person!
 San DoDo: Quick, he needs mouth to beak resuscitation
 flatluigi: MINE!
Image 156119   01-13-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 jazzjunkie: Take the poo to the loo! T-t-t-take that poooo to the looOOoo!
 LaeMi: Cultural note: those pink bowls are miniature asian-style squat-over toilets. Truely!
 Mad Collager: Dood, dood!
 fanny: @Scoo goddamn it Hello Kitty!
 Gringos: A cat designed this, I just know it
Image 156118   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Peach
 zupobaloop: @DrinkMixMan metaphor
 Bluetocracy: Because God wouldn't create pumpkins that were already fine the way they were.
 DrinkMixMan: #156128
 DrinkMixMan: Ignoring the piles of scientific evidence that pumpkins need the patch to live.
 Mr. Butt: I hope this makes it to a 1000 points, ironically.
 Butcherboy: 141328. He's not smiling though, and not got anything scooped out
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo Then you gently decompose in a dump of the universes refuse, slowly releasing methane gas, which heats the planet, eventually rendering all forms of recognizable life doomed.
 Aemuli: Jesus!
 E. HONDA: This conversation definitely happened
 Mr. Shine: Yikes.
 burritos: yucky stuff, or as we call it: 'brains'
 lebron: Then a week or so later you begin to rot, get saggy, and develop a nasty black mold. After that happens, you get scooped off the porch with a shovel into the garbage bin.
Image 156117   01-13-17   Uploaded by    shark
 wolfpk: They are actually standing up straight, it's the room tbat is tilted.
 Ulillillia: funny off the wall*
 funny in the wall: @Ulillillia no thank you..
 norgu5: I see they've spruced up The Mystery Spot a bit since I was last there.
 Radstarboom: THE SHOOOES-A!
 Science: She's acute. I think the kid's just being obtuse.
 sparename: "Beat It, Eileen"
 whiplash: I don't like our new teacher, she's too rigid.
 SomeCanadian: I miss Prince.
 Ulillillia: "Meet our new teacher's aide, Mr. Jackson."
 randomhobo: Annoyed girl looks like my cousin
Image 156116   01-13-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
 Radstarboom: she looks like my kid! Rad.
 hearsegirl: looks like they're releasing them into the wild. rad for natural biological controls
 Mr. Shine: My son LOVED pill bugs and ladybugs as a toddler, always picking them up and moving them to safety.
 SomeCanadian: Look mom! Ticks!
 Osiris: Ladybugs are Rad. Cute ginger kids are Rad.
Image 156115   01-13-17   Uploaded by    1979
 kate shutupton: My town had a lefthanded gun shop, the Southpaw Outfitter.
 WaffleIron: @DrinkMixMan : It's all good, there's only one proper hand to seize the means of production with anyways.
 DrinkMixMan: Death to the oligarchy! Wait, what kind of left are we talking about?
 ughjeez: Seems kinda sinister, if you ask me.
 WaffleIron: he waves his right fist.
 rasmodeus: @SomeCanadian As a left handed person I agree. We are abominations.
 SomeCanadian: This is an abomination.
 Father Goose: Stupid Sexy Flanders
Image 156114   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Peach
 funny in the wall: Does Danny have some sort of genetic abnormality? I've seen him shirtless on sunny more times than I care to admit and he seems to be very oddly shaped, not just short and overweight.
 Dick Inspector: @grizzly 'Fright'.
 grizzly: @Dick Inspector do tell!
 Dick Inspector: @grizzly Especially considering what 'Schreck' means in German.
 hearsegirl: he squeezed past me in a bookstore in hollywood once. even smoller in real life
 rasmodeus: His form when he is playing nightcrollers
 donhomero: Danny DeVerde
 grizzly: Shrek
Image 156113   01-13-17   Uploaded by    fishing
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