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249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

249598  Nope: Uh do you mind? Trying to have a nice day out here.

249579  some guy : FW:: FW:: FW:FWFW::: RE:FW:LOLOLOL

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9. Not A Bot
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

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Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (982 points)
arctic fox uploaded 249377 (969 points)
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Bro Bro uploaded 249511 (901 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
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phailsauce uploaded 249107 (843 points)
digabigpig uploaded 249249 (843 points)
Jack Daniels uploaded 249328 (819 points)

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 6. dangerkeith3000: 3267 points
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 8. Not A Bot: 3078 points
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10. Vanna: 2030 points
11. Warrax: 1990 points
12. E. HONDA: 1901 points
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 Wet farts: Reminds me of the thing you used to throw tokens in at the bridges.
 raditzu: Nature you creepy!
 Mad Collager: Please Suh, may I have some more?
 Dresdenkeogh: @ignatz BWAAAKK , it's a living.
 ignatz: This is not a urinal
Image 156122   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Image 156121 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by In The Pocket. Your image was bad, In The Pocket.
 Peter Pantsless: Dammit I lost the game again
 Sadbot: This fascist underwear planet is loose butthole, yo
 hearsegirl: "i want you to do this..."
 WaffleIron: @a robot : He programmed the replicator to make them, but he wasn't very good at programming.
 Sandor: I crushed your head!
 A duck: If only they actually had been able to go through with putting Wesley to death for scrunching some planters.
 Meow: I dont think I'm ready for your games
Image 156120   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Lestrange: See your fries fly
 Mr. Butt: I should've been born a seagull.
 fanny: Come on, bird, keep those fries in the french fry cup holder like a civilized person!
 San DoDo: Quick, he needs mouth to beak resuscitation
 Scoo: MINE!
Image 156119   01-13-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 jazzjunkie: Take the poo to the loo! T-t-t-take that poooo to the looOOoo!
 LaeMi: Cultural note: those pink bowls are miniature asian-style squat-over toilets. Truely!
 Mad Collager: Dood, dood!
 fanny: @Scoo goddamn it Hello Kitty!
 Scoo: A cat designed this, I just know it
Image 156118   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Peach
 zupobaloop: @DrinkMixMan metaphor
 Bluetocracy: Because God wouldn't create pumpkins that were already fine the way they were.
 DrinkMixMan: #156128
 DrinkMixMan: Ignoring the piles of scientific evidence that pumpkins need the patch to live.
 Mr. Butt: I hope this makes it to a 1000 points, ironically.
 Butcherboy: 141328. He's not smiling though, and not got anything scooped out
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo Then you gently decompose in a dump of the universes refuse, slowly releasing methane gas, which heats the planet, eventually rendering all forms of recognizable life doomed.
 Aemuli: Jesus!
 E. HONDA: This conversation definitely happened
 Mr. Shine: Yikes.
 ignatz: yucky stuff, or as we call it: 'brains'
 Scoo: Then a week or so later you begin to rot, get saggy, and develop a nasty black mold. After that happens, you get scooped off the porch with a shovel into the garbage bin.
Image 156117   01-13-17   Uploaded by    shark
 wolfpk: They are actually standing up straight, it's the room tbat is tilted.
 Ulillillia: funny off the wall*
 funny in the wall: @Ulillillia no thank you..
 norgu5: I see they've spruced up The Mystery Spot a bit since I was last there.
 Radstarboom: THE SHOOOES-A!
 Science: She's acute. I think the kid's just being obtuse.
 sparename: "Beat It, Eileen"
 whiplash: I don't like our new teacher, she's too rigid.
 SomeCanadian: I miss Prince.
 Ulillillia: "Meet our new teacher's aide, Mr. Jackson."
 Scoo: Annoyed girl looks like my cousin
Image 156116   01-13-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
 Radstarboom: she looks like my kid! Rad.
 hearsegirl: looks like they're releasing them into the wild. rad for natural biological controls
 Mr. Shine: My son LOVED pill bugs and ladybugs as a toddler, always picking them up and moving them to safety.
 SomeCanadian: Look mom! Ticks!
 Scoo: Ladybugs are Rad. Cute ginger kids are Rad.
Image 156115   01-13-17   Uploaded by    1979
 TurkeyVulture: My town had a lefthanded gun shop, the Southpaw Outfitter.
 WaffleIron: @DrinkMixMan : It's all good, there's only one proper hand to seize the means of production with anyways.
 DrinkMixMan: Death to the oligarchy! Wait, what kind of left are we talking about?
 ughjeez: Seems kinda sinister, if you ask me.
 WaffleIron: he waves his right fist.
 rasmodeus: @SomeCanadian As a left handed person I agree. We are abominations.
 SomeCanadian: This is an abomination.
 Scoo: Stupid Sexy Flanders
Image 156114   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Peach
 funny in the wall: Does Danny have some sort of genetic abnormality? I've seen him shirtless on sunny more times than I care to admit and he seems to be very oddly shaped, not just short and overweight.
 Dick Inspector: @grizzly 'Fright'.
 grizzly: @Dick Inspector do tell!
 Dick Inspector: @grizzly Especially considering what 'Schreck' means in German.
 hearsegirl: he squeezed past me in a bookstore in hollywood once. even smoller in real life
 rasmodeus: His form when he is playing nightcrollers
 Scoo: Danny DeVerde
 grizzly: Shrek
Image 156113   01-13-17   Uploaded by    fishing
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