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262960  trelyate: the gender swapped version of bird person is still bird person

262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

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262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

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12. aristocat: 1452 points
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 Wet farts: Reminds me of the thing you used to throw tokens in at the bridges.
 raditzu: Nature you creepy!
 Mad Collager: Please Suh, may I have some more?
 Dresdenkeogh: @ignatz BWAAAKK , it's a living.
 Teh Simpson: This is not a urinal
Image 156122   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Image 156121 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by In The Pocket. You have brought shame on us, In The Pocket.
 Peter Pantsless: Dammit I lost the game again
 Sadbot: This fascist underwear planet is loose butthole, yo
 hearsegirl: "i want you to do this..."
 WaffleIron: @a robot : He programmed the replicator to make them, but he wasn't very good at programming.
 Sandor: I crushed your head!
 A duck: If only they actually had been able to go through with putting Wesley to death for scrunching some planters.
 Meow: I dont think I'm ready for your games
Image 156120   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Lestrange: See your fries fly
 Mr. Butt: I should've been born a seagull.
 fanny: Come on, bird, keep those fries in the french fry cup holder like a civilized person!
 San DoDo: Quick, he needs mouth to beak resuscitation
 Scoo: MINE!
Image 156119   01-13-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 jazzjunkie: Take the poo to the loo! T-t-t-take that poooo to the looOOoo!
 LaeMi: Cultural note: those pink bowls are miniature asian-style squat-over toilets. Truely!
 Mad Collager: Dood, dood!
 fanny: @Scoo goddamn it Hello Kitty!
 Scoo: A cat designed this, I just know it
Image 156118   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Peach
 zupobaloop: @DrinkMixMan metaphor
 Bluetocracy: Because God wouldn't create pumpkins that were already fine the way they were.
 DrinkMixMan: #156128
 DrinkMixMan: Ignoring the piles of scientific evidence that pumpkins need the patch to live.
 Mr. Butt: I hope this makes it to a 1000 points, ironically.
 Butcherboy: 141328. He's not smiling though, and not got anything scooped out
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo Then you gently decompose in a dump of the universes refuse, slowly releasing methane gas, which heats the planet, eventually rendering all forms of recognizable life doomed.
 Aemuli: Jesus!
 E. HONDA: This conversation definitely happened
 Mr. Shine: Yikes.
 burritos: yucky stuff, or as we call it: 'brains'
 Scoo: Then a week or so later you begin to rot, get saggy, and develop a nasty black mold. After that happens, you get scooped off the porch with a shovel into the garbage bin.
Image 156117   01-13-17   Uploaded by    shark
 wolfpk: They are actually standing up straight, it's the room tbat is tilted.
 Ulillillia: funny off the wall*
 funny in the wall: @Ulillillia no thank you..
 norgu5: I see they've spruced up The Mystery Spot a bit since I was last there.
 Radstarboom: THE SHOOOES-A!
 Science: She's acute. I think the kid's just being obtuse.
 sparename: "Beat It, Eileen"
 whiplash: I don't like our new teacher, she's too rigid.
 SomeCanadian: I miss Prince.
 Ulillillia: "Meet our new teacher's aide, Mr. Jackson."
 Scoo: Annoyed girl looks like my cousin
Image 156116   01-13-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
 Radstarboom: she looks like my kid! Rad.
 hearsegirl: looks like they're releasing them into the wild. rad for natural biological controls
 Mr. Shine: My son LOVED pill bugs and ladybugs as a toddler, always picking them up and moving them to safety.
 SomeCanadian: Look mom! Ticks!
 Scoo: Ladybugs are Rad. Cute ginger kids are Rad.
Image 156115   01-13-17   Uploaded by    1979
 kate shutupton: My town had a lefthanded gun shop, the Southpaw Outfitter.
 WaffleIron: @DrinkMixMan : It's all good, there's only one proper hand to seize the means of production with anyways.
 DrinkMixMan: Death to the oligarchy! Wait, what kind of left are we talking about?
 ughjeez: Seems kinda sinister, if you ask me.
 WaffleIron: he waves his right fist.
 rasmodeus: @SomeCanadian As a left handed person I agree. We are abominations.
 SomeCanadian: This is an abomination.
 Scoo: Stupid Sexy Flanders
Image 156114   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Peach
 funny in the wall: Does Danny have some sort of genetic abnormality? I've seen him shirtless on sunny more times than I care to admit and he seems to be very oddly shaped, not just short and overweight.
 Dick Inspector: @grizzly 'Fright'.
 grizzly: @Dick Inspector do tell!
 Dick Inspector: @grizzly Especially considering what 'Schreck' means in German.
 hearsegirl: he squeezed past me in a bookstore in hollywood once. even smoller in real life
 rasmodeus: His form when he is playing nightcrollers
 Scoo: Danny DeVerde
 grizzly: Shrek
Image 156113   01-13-17   Uploaded by    fishing
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