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258702  hanky: Give him smooches!

258693  a robot: I love this pup's markings! Look at those little grey toes!!

258653  a robot: @Knice Aw, shucks *kicks the ground and smiles like a dork*

258618  a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258697  Peter Pantsless: Actually 3. I'm the "get the hell away" boy

258690  FabricMan: Damocles' basement

258653  Solemn: Sorry, Catholics stopped using venom after Bane drank it all. It's just holy water now.

258688  Mr. Butt: Thanks :D

258688  Not A Bot: Don't forget about when the snapping turtle escaped from the zoo and dragged off that visiting royal dignitary.

258690  DrinkMixMan: One weird trick to cut your a/c bill in half

258689  Solemn: She has a very expressive neck.

89867  Knice: Other return flight #258653

258682  Hyphae: @Knice Because Oliver hustled them on the street as genuine Louis Vuitton for 60 bucks a pop

258653  Knice: Gotta shout out my home-bot: #89867

258647  addend: #nomakeup

258655  Knice: Thank god finally something good.

258687  Hyphae: I'm a fan of chocolate and mint, but I know someone who doesn't like that combo

258688  Hyphae: -Richard

258655  addend: "Play with us." / "Sure!"

258668  Knice: This picture is of words. :-(

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258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.



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 zupobaloop: @DrinkMixMan metaphor
 Bluetocracy: Because God wouldn't create pumpkins that were already fine the way they were.
 DrinkMixMan: #156128
 DrinkMixMan: Ignoring the piles of scientific evidence that pumpkins need the patch to live.
 Mr. Butt: I hope this makes it to a 1000 points, ironically.
 Butcherboy: 141328. He's not smiling though, and not got anything scooped out
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo Then you gently decompose in a dump of the universes refuse, slowly releasing methane gas, which heats the planet, eventually rendering all forms of recognizable life doomed.
 Aemuli: Jesus!
 E. HONDA: This conversation definitely happened
 Mr. Shine: Yikes.
 ignatz: yucky stuff, or as we call it: 'brains'
 Scoo: Then a week or so later you begin to rot, get saggy, and develop a nasty black mold. After that happens, you get scooped off the porch with a shovel into the garbage bin.
Image 156117   01-13-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
385
 
 wolfpk: They are actually standing up straight, it's the room tbat is tilted.
 Ulillillia: funny off the wall*
 funny in the wall: @Ulillillia no thank you..
 norgu5: I see they've spruced up The Mystery Spot a bit since I was last there.
 Radstarboom: THE SHOOOES-A!
 Science: She's acute. I think the kid's just being obtuse.
 sparename: "Beat It, Eileen"
 whiplash: I don't like our new teacher, she's too rigid.
 SomeCanadian: I miss Prince.
 Ulillillia: "Meet our new teacher's aide, Mr. Jackson."
 Scoo: Annoyed girl looks like my cousin
Image 156116   01-13-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
424
 
 Radstarboom: she looks like my kid! Rad.
 hearsegirl: looks like they're releasing them into the wild. rad for natural biological controls
 Mr. Shine: My son LOVED pill bugs and ladybugs as a toddler, always picking them up and moving them to safety.
 SomeCanadian: Look mom! Ticks!
 Scoo: Ladybugs are Rad. Cute ginger kids are Rad.
Image 156115   01-13-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
764
 
 TurkeyVulture: My town had a lefthanded gun shop, the Southpaw Outfitter.
 WaffleIron: @DrinkMixMan : It's all good, there's only one proper hand to seize the means of production with anyways.
 DrinkMixMan: Death to the oligarchy! Wait, what kind of left are we talking about?
 ughjeez: Seems kinda sinister, if you ask me.
 WaffleIron: ...as he waves his right fist.
 rasmodeus: @SomeCanadian As a left handed person I agree. We are abominations.
 SomeCanadian: This is an abomination.
 Scoo: Stupid Sexy Flanders
Image 156114   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
351
 
 funny in the wall: Does Danny have some sort of genetic abnormality? I've seen him shirtless on sunny more times than I care to admit and he seems to be very oddly shaped, not just short and overweight.
 Dick Inspector: @grizzly 'Fright'.
 grizzly: @Dick Inspector do tell!
 Dick Inspector: @grizzly Especially considering what 'Schreck' means in German.
 hearsegirl: he squeezed past me in a bookstore in hollywood once. even smoller in real life
 rasmodeus: His form when he is playing nightcrollers
 Scoo: Danny DeVerde
 grizzly: Shrek
Image 156113   01-13-17   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
393
 
 mrwiffler: Obamacare facts
 rasmodeus: I've seen the future brother, and it is murder.
 Scoo: This is what anti-vaxxers actually believe
 addend: I will dream of this image, and not sleep well.
Image 156112   01-13-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
467
 
 jazzjunkie: At least he doesn't wake me up in the middle of the night caterwauling anymore. Can't say I sleep any better nowadays, though...
 Wet farts: I like chicken I like liver DJ meow mix in da house with booty rockin beats to deliver UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
 Knice: i can has sick beats?
 Scoo: Cat Scratch Fever
 Derp Herpigan: I make dead-mouse.
 sparename: MixMoggster CatScratch - IN DA HOUUUUUSE! (but not on the furniture)
Image 156111   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
597
 
 square44: @rasmodeus cat videos are good too.
 rasmodeus: the carving is missing the word "porn"
Image 156110   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 Fancy Clown: @LaeMi They didn't even have any good rugby players? That's just sort of mean...
 LaeMi: All we had when I was a kid in Australia were crappy rugby player cards with our gum. :-(
 rasmodeus: Skeletor on topps gum but he's a power bottom
 Fancy Clown: Besides his face, obv.
 Fancy Clown: I've heard some people referring to overly skinny people as "skeletor" before. I asked them did they actually watch He Man at all, because that dude was ripped.
 fanny: i'm having a taste memory of trading card bubblegum just seeing this!
 Knice: @Ulillillia More like SWELLETON, amirite??
 SoyUnPerdedor: @Ulillillia here Skeletor shows us how his special workout apparatus for getting those sculpted delts
 Ulillillia: He's quite muscular for a skeleton.
Image 156109   01-13-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
241
 
 mwoody: This would be the best way to hide a body ever.
 funny in the wall: This is what some christians believe about dinosaurs
 Fancy Clown: Are you SURE they were "pig" bones? It wasn't "Long Pig" perchance?
 DrinkMixMan: You were a pretty stupid 17-year old.
 Derp Herpigan: Sounds like a cool teacher until I realized they collected bones from a pig and buried them in a schoolyard. Might've got a call or two to the local police station with that one...
Image 156108   01-13-17   Uploaded by    burritos
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