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269126  Amy Housewine: Dig, Lazarus, dig the garden.

269186  BavidDowie: My karma hit your dogma...

269189  Peter Pantsless: @Air Biscuit get a load of this

269178  Warrax: I don't know for sure that they're not.

269206  a robot: "I have finally killed the last mouse, and yet I still feel empty inside."

269098  a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

269107  a robot: Is that smoke coming out of Spongebob, or just stoner stank?

269187  Winterneuro: @Fiveninety It was also sung to the tune of the theme song to that 80s classic, The Greatest American Hero

269126  a robot: I looked it up and they are a real business, but the important thing is that they are located in a town called Wagga Wagga. Oh Australia, you're so silly

269197  Winterneuro: First trip for the greenhorn

269206  jochenau: A good kitty.

269217  stunt nuts: As a person who cried at PetSmart cause I saw a cute kitty and would never see him again, I would hate to leave the rental.

269197  Air Biscuit: Just the fish heads. Eat them up yum!

269209  Felicity: Same

269191  Festis: time for a cat nap!

269147  a robot: So all those guys are Jedis? You'd think they'd have better transportation

269193  wolfpk: "It looked a lot cooler when I did this in GTA!"

269116  Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269207  Felicity: I think those dogs are going to save us from the hijackers

269203  Felicity: Thora Birch was Enid in Ghost World

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269116 Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269165 Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269098 a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

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 zupobaloop: @DrinkMixMan metaphor
 Bluetocracy: Because God wouldn't create pumpkins that were already fine the way they were.
 DrinkMixMan: #156128
 DrinkMixMan: Ignoring the piles of scientific evidence that pumpkins need the patch to live.
 Mr. Butt: I hope this makes it to a 1000 points, ironically.
 Butcherboy: 141328. He's not smiling though, and not got anything scooped out
 SomeCanadian: @Scoo Then you gently decompose in a dump of the universes refuse, slowly releasing methane gas, which heats the planet, eventually rendering all forms of recognizable life doomed.
 Aemuli: Jesus!
 E. HONDA: This conversation definitely happened
 Mr. Shine: Yikes.
 burritos: yucky stuff, or as we call it: 'brains'
 lebron: Then a week or so later you begin to rot, get saggy, and develop a nasty black mold. After that happens, you get scooped off the porch with a shovel into the garbage bin.
Image 156117   01-13-17   Uploaded by    shark
 wolfpk: They are actually standing up straight, it's the room tbat is tilted.
 Ulillillia: funny off the wall*
 funny in the wall: @Ulillillia no thank you..
 norgu5: I see they've spruced up The Mystery Spot a bit since I was last there.
 Radstarboom: THE SHOOOES-A!
 Science: She's acute. I think the kid's just being obtuse.
 sparename: "Beat It, Eileen"
 whiplash: I don't like our new teacher, she's too rigid.
 SomeCanadian: I miss Prince.
 Ulillillia: "Meet our new teacher's aide, Mr. Jackson."
 randomhobo: Annoyed girl looks like my cousin
Image 156116   01-13-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
 Radstarboom: she looks like my kid! Rad.
 hearsegirl: looks like they're releasing them into the wild. rad for natural biological controls
 Mr. Shine: My son LOVED pill bugs and ladybugs as a toddler, always picking them up and moving them to safety.
 SomeCanadian: Look mom! Ticks!
 Osiris: Ladybugs are Rad. Cute ginger kids are Rad.
Image 156115   01-13-17   Uploaded by    1979
 kate shutupton: My town had a lefthanded gun shop, the Southpaw Outfitter.
 WaffleIron: @DrinkMixMan : It's all good, there's only one proper hand to seize the means of production with anyways.
 DrinkMixMan: Death to the oligarchy! Wait, what kind of left are we talking about?
 ughjeez: Seems kinda sinister, if you ask me.
 WaffleIron: he waves his right fist.
 rasmodeus: @SomeCanadian As a left handed person I agree. We are abominations.
 SomeCanadian: This is an abomination.
 Father Goose: Stupid Sexy Flanders
Image 156114   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Peach
 funny in the wall: Does Danny have some sort of genetic abnormality? I've seen him shirtless on sunny more times than I care to admit and he seems to be very oddly shaped, not just short and overweight.
 Dick Inspector: @grizzly 'Fright'.
 grizzly: @Dick Inspector do tell!
 Dick Inspector: @grizzly Especially considering what 'Schreck' means in German.
 hearsegirl: he squeezed past me in a bookstore in hollywood once. even smoller in real life
 rasmodeus: His form when he is playing nightcrollers
 donhomero: Danny DeVerde
 grizzly: Shrek
Image 156113   01-13-17   Uploaded by    fishing
 mrwiffler: Obamacare facts
 rasmodeus: I've seen the future brother, and it is murder.
 million laffs: This is what anti-vaxxers actually believe
 addend: I will dream of this image, and not sleep well.
Image 156112   01-13-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 jazzjunkie: At least he doesn't wake me up in the middle of the night caterwauling anymore. Can't say I sleep any better nowadays, though...
 Wet farts: I like chicken I like liver DJ meow mix in da house with booty rockin beats to deliver UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
 Knice: i can has sick beats?
 Gluten Fee: Cat Scratch Fever
 Derp Herpigan: I make dead-mouse.
 sparename: MixMoggster CatScratch - IN DA HOUUUUUSE! (but not on the furniture)
Image 156111   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 square44: @rasmodeus cat videos are good too.
 rasmodeus: the carving is missing the word "porn"
Image 156110   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Fancy Clown: @LaeMi They didn't even have any good rugby players? That's just sort of mean...
 LaeMi: All we had when I was a kid in Australia were crappy rugby player cards with our gum. :-(
 rasmodeus: Skeletor on topps gum but he's a power bottom
 Fancy Clown: Besides his face, obv.
 Fancy Clown: I've heard some people referring to overly skinny people as "skeletor" before. I asked them did they actually watch He Man at all, because that dude was ripped.
 fanny: i'm having a taste memory of trading card bubblegum just seeing this!
 Knice: @Ulillillia More like SWELLETON, amirite??
 SoyUnPerdedor: @Ulillillia here Skeletor shows us how his special workout apparatus for getting those sculpted delts
 Ulillillia: He's quite muscular for a skeleton.
Image 156109   01-13-17   Uploaded by    tane
 mwoody: This would be the best way to hide a body ever.
 funny in the wall: This is what some christians believe about dinosaurs
 Fancy Clown: Are you SURE they were "pig" bones? It wasn't "Long Pig" perchance?
 DrinkMixMan: You were a pretty stupid 17-year old.
 Derp Herpigan: Sounds like a cool teacher until I realized they collected bones from a pig and buried them in a schoolyard. Might've got a call or two to the local police station with that one...
Image 156108   01-13-17   Uploaded by    burritos
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