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272592  Teechur: @tib gubb I'm sorry, "they" have to pee outside.

272604  Teechur: Hand him the green one and then say, "No, we don't live there anymore. Try to fit in." Then hand him the whole box.

272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

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272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272539 Air Biscuit: A fine mustache.

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

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 cenecia: Alive
 SpaceCow: Roger Klotz?
 petepuma: WILSONNNNN
 Teechur: Stop being so cilia! It's obviously a paramecium.
 SomeCanadian: A moldy pea?
 Jennerator: A surprised skeleton?
 sparename: "BIGGER!"
 scribbs: A conker with a Mohawk.
 whiplash: A power outlet.
 Kirtov: An anthropomorphic badminton ball upside-down.
 Lestrange: A sprouty potato
 San DoDo: A cool grape
 WaffleIron: Fido Dido
Image 156067   01-13-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
 Jabberwikket: "I buried your keyboard plhbbbbbbp !"
 scribbs: The thousand-tundra stare.
 whiplash: Husky has seen some shit.
 a sedated moose: That does not look like a bright dog.
 Lestrange: Pull out the power cable and go for a coffee
 San DoDo: Constipated AF
 Peter Pantsless: Give it a minute, and if nothing changes hit CTRL-ALT-DEL
 AverageJoe: derp
Image 156066   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Taters
 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless "Whoaaa, I'm halfway there / whooaa-oh! my lower half is bare."
 SpaceCow: Yet all dictators wear clothes. Conclusion? Even despots aren't free in their own totalitarian state.
 Rembo Rompus: That's what I tried to explain to the cop, but she wasn't buying it
 EvilOtter: He appeals to my core values.
 SomeCanadian: MUST RAD ZORAK.
 Lestrange: My nudity levels just feel from 100% to 0%.
 addend: But it takes some repression to make it so much fun.
 Peter Pantsless: I am halfway free
Image 156065   01-13-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
 cthulhu: Me too, ugly little rat dog, me too
 Fancy Clown: Damn right
 Ulillillia: Aww, they cropped his little fedora out of the picture.
 Hiddentigerma: Same.
 addend: Please pick up after your little apostate.
 AverageJoe: my dog used to chase and bark at the holy spirits from the park
 Peter Pantsless: @LaeMi But I thought that all dogs go to Heaven
 LaeMi: That's pretty easy when you don't have an immortal soul to worry about.
Image 156064   01-13-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
 Fett4life: The new Lonely Island short is gonna be RAD!
 Borkf: Meanwhile, at Russian ski area in the summer...
 jochenau: "Man, that thing's gotta weigh at least 5 ppbs." "Parts per billion?" "No, @Peter Pantsless butts."
 SomeCanadian: @LaeMi Frankly, the bird has a right to.
 scribbs: @whiplash And a belt, while you're at it!
 whiplash: Fly my noble bird, catch me some shoes this time!
 Peter Pantsless: Shiva Fucking Hephaestus that's a big bird. Its wings are longer than my arms and it probably weighs as much as five of my butts.
 LaeMi: After the blinders were removed. the falcon savagely attacked his hat.
Image 156063   01-13-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
 SpaceCow: "Use the crossing, jerk!"
 Teechur: @whiplash Better send out the lions to bring it back.
 whiplash: Mom, the zebra's loose again!
 addend: The continuing education program on the spaceship: "f/a/i/l" becomes not good my friend.
 addend: Total camouflage not good my friend.
 LaeMi: Zebra crossing.
 skylark: When you hear hoofbeats behind you, think horses, not zebras. Thanks a lot, Occam's razor.
Image 156062   01-13-17   Uploaded by    youshall
 badger: Kicked by a mule, eyes go crossed
 E. HONDA: "These people had sex. What's your problem?"
 SpaceCow: The only photo Bubbles has of his parents.
 EvilOtter: I bet they fark'n love kitty cats!
 deeeeeeeez: So hard nowadays to distinguish between inbreeding and rampant hipsterism...
 rasmodeus: It's sweet, they are so nearsighted they can only see the one they love. 3
 Bob: I have the same corduroy jacket.
 sparename: " # AAaaaaamm my owwn Granndpa! # "
 Zukero: I bet she's rather pretty without those glasses.
 whiplash: They met at the optometrist's office. It was love at first sight, in a manner of speaking.
 SunWukong: Cruel.
Image 156061   01-13-17   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
 BFH: That I believe is a blue heron. Talk about throwbacks.
 whiplash: Run for your lives, IT's coming!
 Peter Pantsless: @LaeMi I know you're joking but PSA time: don't do this. Your goddamn motorboat is causing enough trouble. Don't steal babies for your fucking facebook feed
 LaeMi: @Peter Pantsless - we don't have a photo of it's mummy arriving as there were no human survivors.
 Peter Pantsless: Jurassic Park had to start somewhere. /joke. Now that that's over, that thing is clearly screaming for its mommy.
Image 156060   01-13-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
 Bob: RIP Oscar The Grouch
 JohnnySalami: 4/10, 2skinny4me
 Peach: I'm a little cutie, sweet but dull. Here is my femur, here is my skull. If I seem too spoopy, don't you shout. Just doot me over and throw me out.
 LaeMi: A cutie dootie.
Image 156059   01-13-17   Uploaded by    betamax
 Telkwa: The mandala of the Cadbury Lama.
 Lestrange: The colours of a diabetic coma
Image 156058   01-13-17   Uploaded by    eevee
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