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273631  Teh Simpson: Such a great show. The Veridian Dynamics fake commercials were the best

273621  Mexico: Together, we are Nirvana. We make music and quest for drugs.

273455  a robot: @TaintJuice Who are YOU? Your name makes me a little nervous

273610  Not A Bot: I like how she's just smiling like "I know what you think about at night"

273455  TaintJuice: @a robot who are you

273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

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273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.



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Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
I Hate The Beatles uploaded 273545 (758 points)
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11. BoiledEggs: 1727 points
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Score:
367
 
 Frank herbert: @Warrax adds flavor
 Warrax: I made a vegetable leek stew for dinner tonight. It was really good. I did not drag the leeks around the neighborhood on a leash first.
 Dresdenkeogh: Ever since the accident his pet has been a total vegetable.. it's really sad.
 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice Good lord! :D
 White Rice: Are they...are they taking a leek?
Image 155992   01-12-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
494
 
 LieutenantTofu: For some reason I imagine this being a screen cap from a foreign Star Wars ripoff. That's Princess Laura and Dogbacca.
 SpaceCow: Mallory and Duchess decide which sport to force Archer into.
 tritium: Who wore it better? Just kidding, we all know the dog did.
Image 155991   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
344
 
 LieutenantTofu: CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN
 LieutenantTofu: The term "baby bump" makes me irrationally irritated
 E. HONDA: Maybe you need better friends
 LaeMi: @perd hapley - the baby has 4 genetic mothers.
 perd hapley: I don't know why but the top photo creeps me out. It's like they're all saying "Soon. Soon."
 Bast Relief: Poe's law because MRA's always complaining about the dumbest things!
 Headoftheclass: ...but you weren't the one that knocked her up, champ.
 wolfpk: Well she rubbed you balls.
 wolfpk: Well she rubbed you balls.
 Mr. Butt: Okay.
Image 155990   01-12-17   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
324
 
 Dresdenkeogh: I thought you said to check off with my feet ... My b
Image 155989   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
530
 
 LieutenantTofu: Meowlvis Presley
 whiplash: "Now I'll sing Blue Suede Scratching Post."
 Bluetocracy: Cat Steven.
 Derp Herpigan: Rock the catbox
 Dresdenkeogh: I'll paws for you applause
 LaeMi: "Fuck you. Fuck you very much."
Image 155988   01-12-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
559
 
 ThatGuy: @LieutenantTofu Hiroshima, but I appreciate the joke.
 LieutenantTofu: Beefmaster Brad is my rap name.
 LieutenantTofu: @ThatGuy big boy did tokyo
 tib gubb: the annihilato
 E. HONDA: TOMINATRIX
 ThatGuy: Bush Goliath did 9/11
 wolfpk: Size doesn't matter, not tasting like shit does!
 Supermansbrother: Black Krim.
 turde: dont feel sad, bradley, size isn't everything...
 Zampano: Beef Master for life
 Dresdenkeogh: Braaaadleyyyyy
 Mr. Butt: I'll stick with Big Moist and Beef Testosterone, thanks.
 parrotsnest: Just more names for #155678!
Image 155987   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
143
 
 scribbs: "Sorry, buddy, but to get to Camelot you have to turn around and go about forty-five-hundred miles." "Shit." "Also, there's a bit of a pond you have to cross..."
Image 155986   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
646
 
 ThatGuy: Well if it isn't Lonestar's pet, Puke.
 Kess: It's her royal highness' matched luggage!
 annterland: I'm my own best friend!
 Butcherboy: Also, she doesn't look druish
 Butcherboy: Barf! Not in here, this is a Mercedes
 Kim: Barf.
 Peter Pantsless: Planes, trains, automobiles, and space Winnebagos
Image 155985   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
146
 
 SpaceCow: It makes for a funny rifftrax, so it's got that goin' for it.
 Headoftheclass: All that glitters is not gold.
 Ulillillia: Happy New Year
 Skinr: Glitter on the mattress, Glitter on the highway
Image 155984   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
619
 
 Science: You know, the ships in the fields - the little "baa, baa, baas..."
 Teechur: Nemo touched the butt!
 wolfpk: I love this guy. His stuff is always great.
 wolfpk: I love this guy. His stuff is always great.
 LaeMi: The tanks and breathers for the sheep are the final touch!
Image 155983   01-12-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
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