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228500  Jabberwikket: Mckayla ?

228531  a robot: "What?"

228504  Jabberwikket: Unicornrows

228535  a robot: Ultra bad for doing this to the Far Side :(

228509  dangerkeith3000: *became

228509  dangerkeith3000: Lisa got really annoying when she because vegetarian. Don't ever make her vegan.

228517  dangerkeith3000: Nice try but that is the guest copy.

228523  Teechur: This Neighborhood Watch is probably quite effective.

228534  Robespierre: "Since by brown-nosing got me no place with you, hoomin ... tbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtb.."

228519  dangerkeith3000: No Homers Allowed.

228526  Teechur: Yorkie-Poo! We love ours!

228521  dangerkeith3000: Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...

228533  Science: Replacement front end and carbon fiber hood. Nothing exciting here, except for the fact that he can afford the accoutrements, but not a paint job.

228532  Robespierre: What brand of whisker wax are you partial to, ket?

228533  Robespierre: Been to Pick-A-Part, I see.

228524  dangerkeith3000: Stand Tall!

228528  dangerkeith3000: Only one of those children are vaccinated.

228530  dangerkeith3000: Fuzzy Tacos!

228532  dangerkeith3000: Diabeetus.

228469  White Rice: @tokyopig try as you might, you wont be able to get the wizard to drop his disguise. Go find some other wizard to kill, young man.

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These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
4. VeeKay
5. Ulillillia
6. dangerkeith3000
7. Teechur
8. a robot
9. Aufziehvogel
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228490 dangerkeith3000: I like mine wit provolone and onions.

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228373 Robespierre: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

ping uploaded 228363 (1371 points)
Scoo uploaded 228064 (1313 points)
Scoo uploaded 228018 (1055 points)
Scoo uploaded 228074 (1040 points)
Darmstadtium uploaded 228057 (1039 points)
qazwsx uploaded 228358 (1020 points)
Scoo uploaded 228077 (1001 points)
catheter uploaded 228357 (970 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 228153 (942 points)
badger uploaded 228101 (917 points)
Ignatius uploaded 228315 (910 points)
froggyfresh uploaded 228288 (883 points)
Side Boob uploaded 228318 (867 points)
hot hot dog uploaded 228116 (859 points)
nanananana uploaded 228073 (851 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 16663 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 14241 points
 3. Scoo: 6509 points
 4. Bagels: 5464 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4347 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2408 points
 7. Side Boob: 2390 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2188 points
 9. greg: 2012 points
10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. guccigucci: 1827 points
13. zip file: 1776 points
14. nanananana: 1662 points
15. SS Keith: 1567 points
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Score:
764
 
 scribbs: ...yes?
 Shay: I suspect my wife has been cheating with my HP Inkjet.
 SpaceCow: Not after it threatened to print my browser history I don't.
 Sadbot: You thought you had ink, but I'm an inkjet, I was dry 2 weeks after you last used me, bwhahaha!
 Fancy Clown: No! Don't turn your back on it you fool!
Image 155891   01-12-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
326
 
 Science: @Mad Collager: It's a long process, but it involves trading up.
 Derp Herpigan: @Mad Collager Subway
 fanny: No no no. That's clearly Bill Murray on the 5 dollar bill.
 jochenau: TREK YNSELF BEPOKE YA WRECK YASGLF
 Mad Collager: How can you live long and prosper with just a measly five-dollar bill?
Image 155890   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
650
 
 Teechur: Snake Plissken? I thought you were dead.
 Kess: When does Kurt Russell not deserve a rad??
 XLY: I just saw captain ron for the first time last week
 Lestrange: Check u out boi! Mmmhhmm! Lookin fine sexy boi.
 Peach: I do my hair toss / check my nails / baby how you feelin'? / feeling good as hell
Image 155889   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Image 155888 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by romangreek. Your image was bad, romangreek.
Score:
507
 
 SomeCanadian: Good user-name:upload synergy!
 ClockworkJackalope: "THIS IS WHY WE ASK YOU NOT TO TOUCH THE EXIBITS"
 Mad Collager: Don't give me that! He was hard to begin with.
 Knice: Giving him the ol' marble narples.
Image 155887   01-12-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
265
 
 whiplash: I know you'd like to touch a booby but be careful, they'll peck you something fierce.
 jochenau: The rare bluetoothed booby.
 Knice: Charge Booby's phone.
 scribbs: A search for "tits" is also good.
 SomeCanadian: Siri, turn Safe-Search OFF.
Image 155886   01-12-17   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
538
 
 scribbs: "Oh, you said 'truffles.' My bad."
Image 155885   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
317
 
 werterland: He better be careful around that lion or he'll be Jean Clawed Van Damme!
 Prostata: what is he doing to that poor kitty?!
 scribbs: "Jean Claude van Damme sat there once. You can tell by the skid marks."
 SomeCanadian: Me? I'm just lion' around.
 Knice: The extremely sexy 'scooting like I have worms' pose. [Shhht, shhht, shhht, shhht...]
 Peter Pantsless: Just happy to see you. Promise
Image 155884   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
223
 
 fanny: a teacher i work with has 3 of these for her classroom. you send away for a tadpole. Hers arrived dead and decomposing in a plastic bag inside a box.
 Zampano: I don't think that's how that works
Image 155883   01-12-17   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
634
 
 Zampano: Damn canine/equine terrorist
 whiplash: Come on, kid, Superman ain't afraid of no dog-horse!
 Shay: WHO ARE YOU?! WHO AM I?!?!
Image 155882   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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