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237902  Christina: Wigged beautiful people.

237883  2Berries: Haz dolla, will holla

237869  Bluetocracy: The Doody's are very civic

237903  Christina: Everyone had his needs.

237903  Shay: Do kangaroos take steroids? Next on News 12.

237904  Christina: The last guy to have an explanation for this retired last year.

237872  Bluetocracy: I see the remake of Baywatch is making some interesting casting choices.


237907  Christina: Autoras for doggo.

237906  Whatever: Just what I need to see on the sidewalk

237901  2Berries: Cept cause

237901  charlemagne: @Nope he and the guy that does nedroid are doing one now, a weird western called back

237879  Bluetocracy: A true port-a-potty

237886  charlemagne: I told you to wait didn't I? now look at you

237891  charlemagne: excuse me, is this the queue for the doctor who audition?

237887  Not A Bot: Just like Jesus's face showing up on a pancake.

237888  Bluetocracy: There aren't enough letters in Scrabble to spell either of these names.

237893  charlemagne: duuuuuchaamp!

237889  Bluetocracy: WCGW

237890  Bluetocracy: It's a hard pup life for me

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237734 E. HONDA: No thanks, I got all my TV watching out of the way in the 20th century

237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237693 jochenau: I went to a place that had a grilled portobello burger. Some veggie burgers are pretty good, but the portobello's simple, good, and not a mash of random vegetable protein trying to be something it's not.

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237717 E. HONDA: that means they won't put them in a fashionable hospital gown

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237677 addend: "Are /you/ into fitness?"

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10. E. HONDA: 2393 points
11. burritos: 2112 points
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13. clayjar: 1932 points
14. Gomi Day: 1931 points
15. bookcase: 1863 points
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 werterland: He better be careful around that lion or he'll be Jean Clawed Van Damme!
 Prostata: what is he doing to that poor kitty?!
 scribbs: "Jean Claude van Damme sat there once. You can tell by the skid marks."
 SomeCanadian: Me? I'm just lion' around.
 Knice: The extremely sexy 'scooting like I have worms' pose. [Shhht, shhht, shhht, shhht...]
 Peter Pantsless: Just happy to see you. Promise
Image 155884   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 fanny: a teacher i work with has 3 of these for her classroom. you send away for a tadpole. Hers arrived dead and decomposing in a plastic bag inside a box.
 Zampano: I don't think that's how that works
Image 155883   01-12-17   Uploaded by    trees
 Zampano: Damn canine/equine terrorist
 whiplash: Come on, kid, Superman ain't afraid of no dog-horse!
 Shay: WHO ARE YOU?! WHO AM I?!?!
Image 155882   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 WTF: @prospector Because numbers = science and science tries to explain the universe which goes against God. The devil is also against God therefore numbers = devil! It's in revelations people!
 prospector: why? @WTF
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur "Gimme a half inch socket." "I have a 13mm here..." "Close enough."
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless All of the metric hardware on my car has rusted to the point where SAE sockets work better than metric anyway.
 Radstarboom: also, all of this is arbitrary. Who cares if we are using a sphere of carbon or the internal temperature of a horse as a basis of measure.
 Radstarboom: imperial measurements are good if you need to break things in half. 1/1 to 1/2 to 1/4 to 1/8 to 1/16 to 1/32. versus 1 to .5 to .25 to .125 to .0625 to .03125 to .015625
 LaeMi: While the odd divisions are crazy, I actually find inches and feet themselves to be more human-friendly measurement scales. I grew up metric and I still prefer to work in inches, or decimal multiples thereof.
 Peter Pantsless: @sparename every car I've worked on inexplicably has both metric and imperial nuts and bolts. It infuriates me to no end. "Nope, you gotta buy two sets of sockets/wrenches." "Why?" "Fuck you, that's why."
 San DoDo: @XLY good times, goooooooood time
 XLY: @San DoDo It makes sense because it was made to keep the colony a subservient entity jumping through tax loopholes b/c of conversion rates
 SomeCanadian: @Knice In your defense, it's pretty good lube.
 DrinkMixMan: "Arbitrary Retarded Rollercoaster" is a good description of most American systems of anything.
 annterland: Omfg I love you all
 Lestrange: @Peter Pantsless What did Joe Biden say? God save the Queen?
 Mr. Butt: Okay.
 E. HONDA: So... what about decimal time (10 'hours' per day)? Why didn't that take off?
 Scoo: "Arbitrary Retarded Rollercoaster" is the name of my autobiography
 WTF: Some in the US don't use any numbers because they believe numbers are of the devil.
 Borkf: @Mr. Whiskers Springfieldian. I had it penciled in for the 15th of Smarch.
 sparename: @Fancy Clown I'm a bilingual Brit - I understand imperial AND metric. But check out tyre sizes - eg 225/14 is 225mm wide on a 14" wheel. Check out modern camera/lighting tripod fittings, 1/4" or 3/8" Whitworth thread. UK signposts still quote miles, so when I drive in Europe with their funny little km I arrive quicker. ps I'm about 5.7/5280 of a mile tall
 Fancy Clown: @Mr. Whiskers They only use miles really and feet when discussing peoples' height. Everything else is metric. Ireland is the same except they use Kmh instead of miles.
 Mr. Whiskers: The brits use the imperial system as well, even if they call a pound a "dollar" and inches "crisps."
 Mr. Whiskers: @Borkf Julian? Or Gregorian?
 Knice: @SomeCanadian I should have expected that.
 Borkf: Oh, I didn't realise it was time for my quarterly argument of metric vs imperial measures. I better update my calendar.
 scribbs: I can't find the reference, but the point of using brine as a reference for freezing is that the chemical reaction takes place at that temperature, not around it. Thus if the ambient temperature is off by a few degrees, the solution itself will have the temperature one needs; therefore the thermometer is calibrated with a known physical process, and no other calibrated equipment is needed.
 SomeCanadian: @Knice Gun Oil is a brand of lube. :)
 San DoDo: I guess at some point in time imperial measurements made sense, but I prefer the cool cold logic of the metric system.. Royal with cheese and such
 Knice: Yeah, well fuck you! *masturbates with gun oil*
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, we know. You're sooooo clever. We're trying to reconcile the fact that we think with we're not idiots with the fact that we elected the worst candidate ever. Rub it in, or help.
Image 155881   01-12-17   Uploaded by    taiko
 SpaceCow: "Down in front!"
 Scoo: @ChubbyBuddy for it's Root, Root, Root Through the Garbage, If It's A Locked Bin That's A Shame!
 scribbs: First Lions game, next season.
 SomeCanadian: This is adorable.
 whiplash: Watching the Frisco (Texas) High School sports event.
 San DoDo: And now rise, kneel or stay seated for the national anthem
 ChubbyBuddy: Buy Me Some Peanuts And Cracker Jacks, I Don't Care If They've Been In the Trash.
Image 155880   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Robespierre: Damn reruns...
 SomeCanadian: Daft Punk falling on hard times I see.
 jochenau: # Put your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan #
 hat thrab: Whelp, now I have to listen to The Pillows today.
 Mr. Shine: Hey, didn't I see you on TV?
 San DoDo: Meh, only gets one channel
Image 155879   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
 UltraBeverly: Clearly not poisonous.
 Mad Collager: Finale of the winning entry in the International Synchronized Firefly Flashing Competition
 ChubbyBuddy: i don't know what that is but part of me wants to smoke it
Image 155878   01-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Dr. Bathroom: Thought this was a butt at first.
 AverageJoe: watch wiss
Image 155877   01-12-17   Uploaded by    big butt bum
 hajjpodge: Cast Yrden and run, you fool!
 ClockworkJackalope: Don't fear the reaper.. fear his breath
 sparename: @scribbs "GAS! GAS! GAS! - I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash it's a gas, gas, gas.."
 scribbs: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but that lovely morning mist you were enjoying is actually chlorine gas."
 Peter Pantsless: "My soul is destroyed?" "Oh yeah." "Can I still post to AG?" "Well...yeah, but-" "That's all I need to know." *10,000 butt jokes*
 SomeCanadian: "Do you have a minute? I live in Jersey City and my car broke down and I need to get back 'cause my aunt's real sick and she needs this medicine but I need money for the bus. So I'm mugging you. Hand over your wallet!"
 magicmormon: "And then he greeted Death as an old friend, and went with him gladly, and, equals, they departed this life."
 DerMantis: Gone are the broken eyes we saw thru in dreams, gone both dream and lie
Image 155876   01-12-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
 tib gubb: this kid is destined for an office environment
 Entertainmentalist: Don't worry, kid, that'll never change. Second grade is merely your first taste of everything to come.
 San DoDo: S-same
 Headoftheclass: ...and this kid was Albert Einstein
 Knice: -Second-Grade Teacher
 whiplash: I will give him credit, he caught and corrected his spelling errors.
 Peter Pantsless: shit *dies*
 AverageJoe: stupid special-snowflake generation
Image 155875   01-12-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
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