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210872  Hokie333: [tries to dive, Scrooge McDuck style] Aackgh! [Breaks neck]

210906  AFanOfSprite: Weird, they are trying to ban movement.

210905  Hokie333: Yeah, I hate trackpads and tiny 'travel' laptop mice too.

210896  bug: I don't see it... wait, yes, there it is. Your last shred of dignity. Ok, now turn around.

210878  Dan Tagonistic: Rad for 360 degree diggers

210850  Hokie333: *squeek-a* *squeak-ah* *squeak* *squeek-a*...

210888  Dan Tagonistic: Rad for 360 degree diggers

210906  foreversmug: No, you see, the park doesn't allow people with only average midsections. You have to be either really in shape or really out of shape to use this park. People with average midsections need to find another place to go.

210896  WTF: "Bill, a 'yes' would suffice. We don't need to consummate the engagement right here."

210859  bug: Is that a tattoo of a "cut here" dotted line around his neck?

210788  Wooden Spoon: @tib gubb: read Justin Cronin's The Passage. That's pretty much what it's about. Awesome book.

210896  Christina: Now, propose.

210906  MyPasswordAintPassword: No playing on the playground!

210884  Hokie333: o/' I'm gonna vote against benefits / while I collect my benefits...

210869  bug: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bullets.

210850  Christina: Some fashion is so nope.

210896  Dr. Bathroom: Are those gas chromatographs on the table? Pretty neat.

210904  ineedhepl: Why didn't you fill her bowl with milk?

210871  bug: That... took a lot of work.

210872  Christina: Chocolate, wrapped in foil.

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 WTF: @prospector Because numbers = science and science tries to explain the universe which goes against God. The devil is also against God therefore numbers = devil! It's in revelations people!
 prospector: why? @WTF
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur "Gimme a half inch socket." "I have a 13mm here..." "Close enough."
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless All of the metric hardware on my car has rusted to the point where SAE sockets work better than metric anyway.
 Radstarboom: also, all of this is arbitrary. Who cares if we are using a sphere of carbon or the internal temperature of a horse as a basis of measure.
 Radstarboom: imperial measurements are good if you need to break things in half. 1/1 to 1/2 to 1/4 to 1/8 to 1/16 to 1/32. versus 1 to .5 to .25 to .125 to .0625 to .03125 to .015625
 LaeMi: While the odd divisions are crazy, I actually find inches and feet themselves to be more human-friendly measurement scales. I grew up metric and I still prefer to work in inches, or decimal multiples thereof.
 Peter Pantsless: @sparename every car I've worked on inexplicably has both metric and imperial nuts and bolts. It infuriates me to no end. "Nope, you gotta buy two sets of sockets/wrenches." "Why?" "Fuck you, that's why."
 San DoDo: @XLY good times, goooooooood time
 XLY: @San DoDo It makes sense because it was made to keep the colony a subservient entity jumping through tax loopholes b/c of conversion rates
 SomeCanadian: @Knice In your defense, it's pretty good lube.
 DrinkMixMan: "Arbitrary Retarded Rollercoaster" is a good description of most American systems of anything.
 annterland: Omfg I love you all
 Lestrange: @Peter Pantsless What did Joe Biden say? God save the Queen?
 Mr. Butt: Okay.
 E. HONDA: So... what about decimal time (10 'hours' per day)? Why didn't that take off?
 Scoo: "Arbitrary Retarded Rollercoaster" is the name of my autobiography
 WTF: Some in the US don't use any numbers because they believe numbers are of the devil.
 Borkf: @Mr. Whiskers Springfieldian. I had it penciled in for the 15th of Smarch.
 sparename: @Fancy Clown I'm a bilingual Brit - I understand imperial AND metric. But check out tyre sizes - eg 225/14 is 225mm wide on a 14" wheel. Check out modern camera/lighting tripod fittings, 1/4" or 3/8" Whitworth thread. UK signposts still quote miles, so when I drive in Europe with their funny little km I arrive quicker. ps I'm about 5.7/5280 of a mile tall
 Fancy Clown: @Mr. Whiskers They only use miles really and feet when discussing peoples' height. Everything else is metric. Ireland is the same except they use Kmh instead of miles.
 itskando: yyyy.mm.dd
 Mr. Whiskers: The brits use the imperial system as well, even if they call a pound a "dollar" and inches "crisps."
 Mr. Whiskers: @Borkf Julian? Or Gregorian?
 Knice: @SomeCanadian I should have expected that.
 Borkf: Oh, I didn't realise it was time for my quarterly argument of metric vs imperial measures. I better update my calendar.
 scribbs: I can't find the reference, but the point of using brine as a reference for freezing is that the chemical reaction takes place at that temperature, not around it. Thus if the ambient temperature is off by a few degrees, the solution itself will have the temperature one needs; therefore the thermometer is calibrated with a known physical process, and no other calibrated equipment is needed.
 SomeCanadian: @Knice Gun Oil is a brand of lube. :)
 San DoDo: I guess at some point in time imperial measurements made sense, but I prefer the cool cold logic of the metric system.. Royal with cheese and such
 Knice: Yeah, well fuck you! *masturbates with gun oil*
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, we know. You're sooooo clever. We're trying to reconcile the fact that we think with we're not idiots with the fact that we elected the worst candidate ever. Rub it in, or help.
Image 155881   01-12-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
578
 
 SpaceCow: "Down in front!"
 Scoo: @ChubbyBuddy for it's Root, Root, Root Through the Garbage, If It's A Locked Bin That's A Shame!
 scribbs: First Lions game, next season.
 SomeCanadian: This is adorable.
 whiplash: Watching the Frisco (Texas) High School sports event.
 San DoDo: And now rise, kneel or stay seated for the national anthem
 ChubbyBuddy: Buy Me Some Peanuts And Cracker Jacks, I Don't Care If They've Been In the Trash.
Image 155880   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
312
 
 Robespierre: Damn reruns...
 SomeCanadian: Daft Punk falling on hard times I see.
 jochenau: # Put your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan #
 hat thrab: Whelp, now I have to listen to The Pillows today.
 Mr. Shine: Hey, didn't I see you on TV?
 San DoDo: Meh, only gets one channel
Image 155879   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
474
 
 UltraBeverly: Clearly not poisonous.
 Mad Collager: Finale of the winning entry in the International Synchronized Firefly Flashing Competition
 ChubbyBuddy: i don't know what that is but part of me wants to smoke it
Image 155878   01-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
58
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Thought this was a butt at first.
 AverageJoe: watch wiss
Image 155877   01-12-17   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
543
 
 hajjpodge: Cast Yrden and run, you fool!
 ClockworkJackalope: Don't fear the reaper.. fear his breath
 sparename: @scribbs "GAS! GAS! GAS! - I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash it's a gas, gas, gas.."
 scribbs: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but that lovely morning mist you were enjoying is actually chlorine gas."
 Peter Pantsless: "My soul is destroyed?" "Oh yeah." "Can I still post to AG?" "Well...yeah, but-" "That's all I need to know." *10,000 butt jokes*
 SomeCanadian: "Do you have a minute? I live in Jersey City and my car broke down and I need to get back 'cause my aunt's real sick and she needs this medicine but I need money for the bus. So I'm mugging you. Hand over your wallet!"
 magicmormon: "And then he greeted Death as an old friend, and went with him gladly, and, equals, they departed this life."
 DerMantis: Gone are the broken eyes we saw thru in dreams, gone both dream and lie
Image 155876   01-12-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
894
 
 tib gubb: this kid is destined for an office environment
 Entertainmentalist: Don't worry, kid, that'll never change. Second grade is merely your first taste of everything to come.
 San DoDo: S-same
 Headoftheclass: ...and this kid was Albert Einstein
 Knice: -Second-Grade Teacher
 whiplash: I will give him credit, he caught and corrected his spelling errors.
 Peter Pantsless: shit *dies*
 AverageJoe: stupid special-snowflake generation
Image 155875   01-12-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
576
 
 ClockworkJackalope: FUCK YOU, IM OUTAHERE!'!! CALL THE COPS I DONT CARE!! MOTHERBORK THE POLICE!!!
 scribbs: The frame before this was the dog saying, "Challenge accepted."
 SomeCanadian: Houborfki
Image 155874   01-12-17   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
283
 
 Ulillillia: Mr. Twig
 Mr. Butt: I got a tree for a head but don't call me a tree-head. (It's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis)
 Scoo: At Loggerheads
 scribbs: "Hey, you! You're standing on my sheep!"
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Mokujin.
 San DoDo: What a logface
 whiplash: Groot's Wedding Day.
 ChubbyBuddy: Oh, you must be the new Branch Manager.
 sparename: "Stick Man, Oh Stick Man, Beware of the 'Job', You must wear a suit, You can't be a slob.."
 SomeCanadian: When you've had a stick up your ass for too long.
Image 155873   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
594
 
 jochenau: The weirdest part is that the other pillow is a picture of their *other* pet.
 scribbs: This seems more annoying than cute.
 San DoDo: How to mess with your pet 101
 whiplash: Narcissistic, moi?
 ChubbyBuddy: my big brother can be such a square
Image 155872   01-12-17   Uploaded by    a robot
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