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199175  sparename: "I faarrrrrt in your general direction, M'sieur!"

199196  sparename: When I go back in time I'm going to make sure that phones and calculators get their numbers the same way up. And then I'll invent something shit but lucrative like Farcebook so that I can build a time-machine

199216  San DoDo: Sometimes you really have to force people to watch on VHS

199215  Dan Tagonistic: Radium

199208  Teechur: I wish we had cable so I could watch that channel.

199210  Teechur: Owl bet he really likes that!

198975  Mr Bleak: New taste sensation! Giraffe-on-a-stick available here!

199216  Teechur: Cool hand, Luke.

198978  Mr Bleak: Soylent Green reboot looking low budget.

199177  Mr. Shine: I can pee in it, for one thing.

199178  Mr. Shine: Go, Betty, Go!

199181  Mr. Shine: C is for Copyright Infringement

199187  Mr. Shine: He LOOKS like a pickle-tickler.

199188  Mr. Shine: @Air Biscuit Hallelujah!

199198  Mr. Shine: Dingus, Divers, Ding-Dong

199206  Mr. Shine: DOKI DOKI?!

199213  tib gubb: still would (as if there was even a doubt)

199213  Mr. Shine: Little Mermaid reboot is looking Edgy AF

199119  charlemagne: nintendon't

199206  Sage: METAL GEAR?!?

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199056 piranharama: Trade for what???

199086 thebiglutovsky: @Jeffrat I wish my version had been without it. The story loses something if he turns around at the end. (Sorry for spoiling a book that's older than I am, folks)

199139 hajjpodge: come to the dumpster in the next 13 minutes if you want to read red.dit posting

199018 piranharama: Good ol Big Nick and his big nick

199050 piranharama: Creamy centre!

199155 Felicity: Thalia is a nice name (no m at the end)

199119 charlemagne: nintendon't

199040 Aufziehvogel: Hack. You've marked this as a great comment.

199114 Zampano: @Teechur hey thanks. you're a smart cookie!

199080 a robot: @Meow Yay!



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WTF uploaded 198838 (1775 points)
carpwoman uploaded 198951 (1279 points)
taiko uploaded 198965 (1230 points)
Pizza uploaded 198952 (1174 points)
a robot uploaded 199013 (1136 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 198953 (1082 points)
Skinr uploaded 198964 (1071 points)
Pizza uploaded 198971 (1041 points)
durian uploaded 198923 (962 points)
Oh Don Piano uploaded 198873 (958 points)
NonRhetorical uploaded 198712 (915 points)
Warrax uploaded 198941 (905 points)
randomhobo uploaded 198905 (893 points)
Knice uploaded 198748 (889 points)
hat thrab uploaded 198982 (882 points)


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 2. Not A Bot: 4526 points
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 5. Scoo: 2950 points
 6. Pizza: 2015 points
 7. Warrax: 1957 points
 8. WTF: 1844 points
 9. Annoying Vegan : 1811 points
10. Bagels: 1743 points
11. dangerkeith3000: 1666 points
12. fatman: 1554 points
13. Skinr: 1330 points
14. square44: 1303 points
15. Lemon Rage: 1258 points
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Score:
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 Dr. Bathroom: Thought this was a butt at first.
 AverageJoe: watch wiss
Image 155877   01-12-17   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
543
 
 hajjpodge: Cast Yrden and run, you fool!
 ClockworkJackalope: Don't fear the reaper.. fear his breath
 sparename: @scribbs "GAS! GAS! GAS! - I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash it's a gas, gas, gas.."
 scribbs: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but that lovely morning mist you were enjoying is actually chlorine gas."
 Peter Pantsless: "My soul is destroyed?" "Oh yeah." "Can I still post to AG?" "Well...yeah, but-" "That's all I need to know." *10,000 butt jokes*
 SomeCanadian: "Do you have a minute? I live in Jersey City and my car broke down and I need to get back 'cause my aunt's real sick and she needs this medicine but I need money for the bus. So I'm mugging you. Hand over your wallet!"
 magicmormon: "And then he greeted Death as an old friend, and went with him gladly, and, equals, they departed this life."
 DerMantis: Gone are the broken eyes we saw thru in dreams, gone both dream and lie
Image 155876   01-12-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
894
 
 tib gubb: this kid is destined for an office environment
 Entertainmentalist: Don't worry, kid, that'll never change. Second grade is merely your first taste of everything to come.
 San DoDo: S-same
 Headoftheclass: ...and this kid was Albert Einstein
 Knice: -Second-Grade Teacher
 whiplash: I will give him credit, he caught and corrected his spelling errors.
 Peter Pantsless: shit *dies*
 AverageJoe: stupid special-snowflake generation
Image 155875   01-12-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
576
 
 ClockworkJackalope: FUCK YOU, IM OUTAHERE!'!! CALL THE COPS I DONT CARE!! MOTHERBORK THE POLICE!!!
 scribbs: The frame before this was the dog saying, "Challenge accepted."
 SomeCanadian: Houborfki
Image 155874   01-12-17   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
283
 
 Ulillillia: Mr. Twig
 Mr. Butt: I got a tree for a head but don't call me a tree-head. (It's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis)
 Scoo: At Loggerheads
 scribbs: "Hey, you! You're standing on my sheep!"
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Mokujin.
 San DoDo: What a logface
 whiplash: Groot's Wedding Day.
 ChubbyBuddy: Oh, you must be the new Branch Manager.
 sparename: "Stick Man, Oh Stick Man, Beware of the 'Job', You must wear a suit, You can't be a slob.."
 SomeCanadian: When you've had a stick up your ass for too long.
Image 155873   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
594
 
 jochenau: The weirdest part is that the other pillow is a picture of their *other* pet.
 scribbs: This seems more annoying than cute.
 San DoDo: How to mess with your pet 101
 whiplash: Narcissistic, moi?
 ChubbyBuddy: my big brother can be such a square
Image 155872   01-12-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
317
 
 scribbs: @ChubbyBuddy The BEST car!
 ChubbyBuddy: @Lestrange what car has crown moulding
 Lestrange: If you two don't stop fighting I am going too smash this car into the next damn tree.
Image 155871   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
303
 
 scribbs: To be honest, it seems like it'd be pretty easy to not re-blog that.
 Otterman: Sassy
 hat thrab: @SomeCanadian Truly that is the only kind of sexy.
 whiplash: Hollywood talent scout: "We've discovered the new Jim Carrey!"
 Teechur: I don't want to know where the 4th half went.
 SomeCanadian: This is kind of sexy in a hotel-complimentary-continental-breakfast-kind-of-way
 Peter Pantsless: I'm not gonna even try to explain this nachos
Image 155870   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
142
 
 Telkwa: High school hasn't changed much since my time, I see.
 Beef Supreme: I am doing my best to avoid making one of six very offensive jokes about this emaciated young fellow right now.
 Robespierre: Manly, yes, but I like it too
 Warrax: He's all out of watermelons.
 ClockworkJackalope: " be a male model they said, it'll be fun they said'
 smusher: Spent all the grocery money on fashion gear again
 jochenau: Who says hazmat work isn't glamorous?
 San DoDo: Choices were made..
 whiplash: Yeah, I'm here to repair the copy machine.
 Teechur: Why do fashion designers hate people so much?
 Borkf: Bottom half is going to the moon, to half is going anywhere but the gym.
 Lestrange: @JohnnySalami yeah... 'chic'...
 JohnnySalami: Stormtrooper Chic
Image 155869   01-12-17   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
193
 
 whiplash: Hey, Sprague: never skip leg day!
 Kim: Jews have strange mourning rituals.
Image 155868   01-12-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
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