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175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

175440  Robespierre: Interesting ... same shirt, same hair, same galsses, same beard ... and neither of them is freaking out.

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175214 VoR: @itskando you don't know my roots man..I came from the reds. Apples all day. Not understanding the truth about bananas!

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...



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Score:
894
 
 tib gubb: this kid is destined for an office environment
 Entertainmentalist: Don't worry, kid, that'll never change. Second grade is merely your first taste of everything to come.
 San DoDo: S-same
 Headoftheclass: ...and this kid was Albert Einstein
 Knice: -Second-Grade Teacher
 whiplash: I will give him credit, he caught and corrected his spelling errors.
 Peter Pantsless: shit *dies*
 AverageJoe: stupid special-snowflake generation
Image 155875   01-12-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
576
 
 ClockworkJackalope: FUCK YOU, IM OUTAHERE!'!! CALL THE COPS I DONT CARE!! MOTHERBORK THE POLICE!!!
 scribbs: The frame before this was the dog saying, "Challenge accepted."
 SomeCanadian: Houborfki
Image 155874   01-12-17   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
283
 
 Ulillillia: Mr. Twig
 Mr. Butt: I got a tree for a head but don't call me a tree-head. (It's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis)
 Scoo: At Loggerheads
 scribbs: "Hey, you! You're standing on my sheep!"
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Mokujin.
 San DoDo: What a logface
 whiplash: Groot's Wedding Day.
 ChubbyBuddy: Oh, you must be the new Branch Manager.
 sparename: "Stick Man, Oh Stick Man, Beware of the 'Job', You must wear a suit, You can't be a slob.."
 SomeCanadian: When you've had a stick up your ass for too long.
Image 155873   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
594
 
 jochenau: The weirdest part is that the other pillow is a picture of their *other* pet.
 scribbs: This seems more annoying than cute.
 San DoDo: How to mess with your pet 101
 whiplash: Narcissistic, moi?
 ChubbyBuddy: my big brother can be such a square
Image 155872   01-12-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
317
 
 scribbs: @ChubbyBuddy The BEST car!
 ChubbyBuddy: @Lestrange what car has crown moulding
 Lestrange: If you two don't stop fighting I am going too smash this car into the next damn tree.
Image 155871   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
303
 
 scribbs: To be honest, it seems like it'd be pretty easy to not re-blog that.
 Otterman: Sassy
 hat thrab: @SomeCanadian Truly that is the only kind of sexy.
 whiplash: Hollywood talent scout: "We've discovered the new Jim Carrey!"
 Teechur: I don't want to know where the 4th half went.
 SomeCanadian: This is kind of sexy in a hotel-complimentary-continental-breakfast-kind-of-way
 Peter Pantsless: I'm not gonna even try to explain this nachos
Image 155870   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
142
 
 Telkwa: High school hasn't changed much since my time, I see.
 Beef Supreme: I am doing my best to avoid making one of six very offensive jokes about this emaciated young fellow right now.
 Robespierre: Manly, yes, but I like it too
 Warrax: He's all out of watermelons.
 ClockworkJackalope: " be a male model they said, it'll be fun they said'
 smusher: Spent all the grocery money on fashion gear again
 jochenau: Who says hazmat work isn't glamorous?
 San DoDo: Choices were made..
 whiplash: Yeah, I'm here to repair the copy machine.
 Teechur: Why do fashion designers hate people so much?
 Borkf: Bottom half is going to the moon, to half is going anywhere but the gym.
 Lestrange: @JohnnySalami yeah... 'chic'...
 JohnnySalami: Stormtrooper Chic
Image 155869   01-12-17   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
193
 
 whiplash: Hey, Sprague: never skip leg day!
 Kim: Jews have strange mourning rituals.
Image 155868   01-12-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
262
 
 Jotun: "I'm just working through some stuff."
 tib gubb: I've done this
 Scoo: I'm Toast!
 EvilOtter: Don't judge the love between a man and his upholstery. Don't you dare!
 whiplash: Fail. Ha!
 whiplash: Michael Richards is still in hiding after his 2006 stand-up comedy not good my friend.
 SomeCanadian: This, children, is how babby is made.
 Peter Pantsless: It's been a long time, but I have spent many nights in a chair just like that. Except replace that weirdo with a slightly different weirdo. And put the pads back. Jesus
 well duh: This is my cushion fort. There are many like it but this one is mine. Stay the fuck out.
 AverageJoe: deep dark fears
Image 155867   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
319
 
 SpaceCow: Schumacher wasn't brave enough to use the early version of Mister Freeze.
 EvilOtter: Ice, ice baby!
 SomeCanadian: Conceptual Kraang.
 Lestrange: Let it go, let it go etc. Sorry.
 AverageJoe: ice golems are creepy af
Image 155866   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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