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249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

249404  WTF: Just another typical Friday night...

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249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!



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Score:
283
 
 Ulillillia: Mr. Twig
 Mr. Butt: I got a tree for a head but don't call me a tree-head. (It's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis)
 Scoo: At Loggerheads
 scribbs: "Hey, you! You're standing on my sheep!"
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Mokujin.
 San DoDo: What a logface
 whiplash: Groot's Wedding Day.
 ChubbyBuddy: Oh, you must be the new Branch Manager.
 sparename: "Stick Man, Oh Stick Man, Beware of the 'Job', You must wear a suit, You can't be a slob.."
 SomeCanadian: When you've had a stick up your ass for too long.
Image 155873   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
594
 
 jochenau: The weirdest part is that the other pillow is a picture of their *other* pet.
 scribbs: This seems more annoying than cute.
 San DoDo: How to mess with your pet 101
 whiplash: Narcissistic, moi?
 ChubbyBuddy: my big brother can be such a square
Image 155872   01-12-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
317
 
 scribbs: @ChubbyBuddy The BEST car!
 ChubbyBuddy: @Lestrange what car has crown moulding
 Lestrange: If you two don't stop fighting I am going too smash this car into the next damn tree.
Image 155871   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
303
 
 scribbs: To be honest, it seems like it'd be pretty easy to not re-blog that.
 Otterman: Sassy
 hat thrab: @SomeCanadian Truly that is the only kind of sexy.
 whiplash: Hollywood talent scout: "We've discovered the new Jim Carrey!"
 Teechur: I don't want to know where the 4th half went.
 SomeCanadian: This is kind of sexy in a hotel-complimentary-continental-breakfast-kind-of-way
 Peter Pantsless: I'm not gonna even try to explain this nachos
Image 155870   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
142
 
 Telkwa: High school hasn't changed much since my time, I see.
 Beef Supreme: I am doing my best to avoid making one of six very offensive jokes about this emaciated young fellow right now.
 Wolfy21: Manly, yes, but I like it too
 Warrax: He's all out of watermelons.
 ClockworkJackalope: " be a male model they said, it'll be fun they said'
 smusher: Spent all the grocery money on fashion gear again
 jochenau: Who says hazmat work isn't glamorous?
 San DoDo: Choices were made..
 whiplash: Yeah, I'm here to repair the copy machine.
 Teechur: Why do fashion designers hate people so much?
 Borkf: Bottom half is going to the moon, to half is going anywhere but the gym.
 Lestrange: @JohnnySalami yeah... 'chic'...
 JohnnySalami: Stormtrooper Chic
Image 155869   01-12-17   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
193
 
 whiplash: Hey, Sprague: never skip leg day!
 Kim: Jews have strange mourning rituals.
Image 155868   01-12-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
262
 
 Jotun: "I'm just working through some stuff."
 tib gubb: I've done this
 Scoo: I'm Toast!
 EvilOtter: Don't judge the love between a man and his upholstery. Don't you dare!
 whiplash: Fail. Ha!
 whiplash: Michael Richards is still in hiding after his 2006 stand-up comedy not good my friend.
 SomeCanadian: This, children, is how babby is made.
 Peter Pantsless: It's been a long time, but I have spent many nights in a chair just like that. Except replace that weirdo with a slightly different weirdo. And put the pads back. Jesus
 well duh: This is my cushion fort. There are many like it but this one is mine. Stay the fuck out.
 AverageJoe: deep dark fears
Image 155867   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
319
 
 SpaceCow: Schumacher wasn't brave enough to use the early version of Mister Freeze.
 EvilOtter: Ice, ice baby!
 SomeCanadian: Conceptual Kraang.
 Lestrange: Let it go, let it go etc. Sorry.
 AverageJoe: ice golems are creepy af
Image 155866   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
866
 
 trelyate: but are you wearing them like THIS, or like THIS?
 whiplash: Salem was the best part of the Sabrina TV show. Not that I ever watched it, of course, I'm too cool for that.
 Peter Pantsless: @Fancy Clown :(
 Fancy Clown: Peter Pantaloonless :(
 Peter Pantsless: My mother had a long-haired calico named Molly, and she was so fluffy that we called her rear leg fur "pantaloons." Mom loved that cat so much, and for so long, and since my mom is already old, I don't think she'll ever get over Molly. I might not, either. Damn, she was a good cat
Image 155865   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
580
 
 whiplash: I fell out of the ceiling but I still like to watch you.
 LaeMi: I can't find my pantaloons.
Image 155864   01-12-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
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