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226519  Mr Bleak: I wanna work in that office...

228129  barfolomew: Please. I only trust Finder-Spyder for MY web searches.

226527  Mr Bleak: @OldKentuckyShark In theory, yes - but I've not seen it done. I've seen it in an ATM, a billboard, and a Kodak camera, so a fridge shouldn't be a major problem. Heck, it's been run on a Zune and a iPhone! "Hello World!" for the 21st Century. :D

226540  Mr Bleak: I turned it into a jigsaw for you!

228121  fanny: yeah it's "Ever wonder what cat litter and shit tastes like? Here ya go."

228112  mwoody: Anime body pillows for dawgs are a thing, apparently.

228072  Fiveninety: follow fashion? you mean the "dress like walking modern art" crap or just wear nicer stuff than jeans and a t-shirt? either way, no. act normal? eh, kinda. walk on the pavement? if there's pavement, sure. watch TV? that would be what it's for, yes. save for old age? ahahaha! if i save for anything, i'll stave to death. obey the law? yep, doing that. sometimes not so much the speed limits, but i live in the sticks and it's a "when in Rome" kinda thing. repeat after you? no. fuck off.

228128  Mr. Shine: *passes a bus stop, kills old lady*

228099  Not A Bot: Fuck

228130  Ihminen: Well I hope you change the way you set up your kit it looks like it's horrible to play on

228125  Robespierre: "Where to next?"

228013  Robespierre: @Mr. Shine You spoiled the "surprise"!

228024  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of Tide pods.

228121  WTF: It's his Groucho impression.

228122  WTF: So much America it hurts.

228026  Robespierre: It's been DONE.

228123  WTF: "You watch your mouth before I show you the back of my hand."

228037  Robespierre: Ring up my ant for me, please.

228067  carpwoman: Egg Bagel is my stripper name.

228038  Robespierre: A little breezy in there, wouldn't you say?

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228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

227908 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.

227864 Ulillillia: ah luvs mah gun

228024 Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of Tide pods.

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

227927 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot

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227834 Felicity: @apoxia Better than sandals with no socks. I dont want to see peoples feet



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 scribbs: To be honest, it seems like it'd be pretty easy to not re-blog that.
 Otterman: Sassy
 hat thrab: @SomeCanadian Truly that is the only kind of sexy.
 whiplash: Hollywood talent scout: "We've discovered the new Jim Carrey!"
 Teechur: I don't want to know where the 4th half went.
 SomeCanadian: This is kind of sexy in a hotel-complimentary-continental-breakfast-kind-of-way
 Peter Pantsless: I'm not gonna even try to explain this nachos
Image 155870   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
142
 
 Telkwa: High school hasn't changed much since my time, I see.
 Beef Supreme: I am doing my best to avoid making one of six very offensive jokes about this emaciated young fellow right now.
 Robespierre: Manly, yes, but I like it too
 Warrax: He's all out of watermelons.
 ClockworkJackalope: " be a male model they said, it'll be fun they said'
 smusher: Spent all the grocery money on fashion gear again
 jochenau: Who says hazmat work isn't glamorous?
 San DoDo: Choices were made..
 whiplash: Yeah, I'm here to repair the copy machine.
 Teechur: Why do fashion designers hate people so much?
 Borkf: Bottom half is going to the moon, to half is going anywhere but the gym.
 Lestrange: @JohnnySalami yeah... 'chic'...
 JohnnySalami: Stormtrooper Chic
Image 155869   01-12-17   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
193
 
 whiplash: Hey, Sprague: never skip leg day!
 Kim: Jews have strange mourning rituals.
Image 155868   01-12-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
262
 
 Jotun: "I'm just working through some stuff."
 tib gubb: I've done this
 Scoo: I'm Toast!
 EvilOtter: Don't judge the love between a man and his upholstery. Don't you dare!
 whiplash: Fail. Ha!
 whiplash: Michael Richards is still in hiding after his 2006 stand-up comedy not good my friend.
 SomeCanadian: This, children, is how babby is made.
 Peter Pantsless: It's been a long time, but I have spent many nights in a chair just like that. Except replace that weirdo with a slightly different weirdo. And put the pads back. Jesus
 well duh: This is my cushion fort. There are many like it but this one is mine. Stay the fuck out.
 AverageJoe: deep dark fears
Image 155867   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
319
 
 SpaceCow: Schumacher wasn't brave enough to use the early version of Mister Freeze.
 EvilOtter: Ice, ice baby!
 SomeCanadian: Conceptual Kraang.
 Lestrange: Let it go, let it go etc. Sorry.
 AverageJoe: ice golems are creepy af
Image 155866   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
866
 
 trelyate: but are you wearing them like THIS, or like THIS?
 whiplash: Salem was the best part of the Sabrina TV show. Not that I ever watched it, of course, I'm too cool for that.
 Peter Pantsless: @Fancy Clown :(
 Fancy Clown: Peter Pantaloonless :(
 Peter Pantsless: My mother had a long-haired calico named Molly, and she was so fluffy that we called her rear leg fur "pantaloons." Mom loved that cat so much, and for so long, and since my mom is already old, I don't think she'll ever get over Molly. I might not, either. Damn, she was a good cat
Image 155865   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
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 whiplash: I fell out of the ceiling but I still like to watch you.
 LaeMi: I can't find my pantaloons.
Image 155864   01-12-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
354
 
 AverageJoe: I don't know, it sounds like bullshit
 Mac: Gross... looks like menthol.
Image 155863   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
341
 
 Warrax: Is that better or worse than hysteria? Is it the same cure?
 EvilOtter: Because it isn't brave enough.
 Kim: Commonly referred to as: blue box.
 AverageJoe: you know there are more interesting things to do in a bed, right?
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Oh, goodness. "fans self"
 a robot: I feel like Satan is going to jump through the window any time now! (#154205)
 Peter Pantsless: Either you've been using it too much, or too little
 WaffleIron: Is it hoop stress?
Image 155862   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs *Beavis and Butthead laugh*
 addend: Everyone goes there, but I don't see any traffic.
 scribbs: @Peter Pantsless Couldn't find it, but I did find this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 whiplash: John Donne: "I run to death, and death meets me as fast"
 AverageJoe: better stay on the road, it seems safer
 a robot: [SFX: Zoidberg's "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP"]
 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless and why does that guy get to go there before I do
 Peter Pantsless: Where is that
Image 155861   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
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