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210872  Hokie333: [tries to dive, Scrooge McDuck style] Aackgh! [Breaks neck]

210906  AFanOfSprite: Weird, they are trying to ban movement.

210905  Hokie333: Yeah, I hate trackpads and tiny 'travel' laptop mice too.

210896  bug: I don't see it... wait, yes, there it is. Your last shred of dignity. Ok, now turn around.

210878  Dan Tagonistic: Rad for 360 degree diggers

210850  Hokie333: *squeek-a* *squeak-ah* *squeak* *squeek-a*...

210888  Dan Tagonistic: Rad for 360 degree diggers

210906  foreversmug: No, you see, the park doesn't allow people with only average midsections. You have to be either really in shape or really out of shape to use this park. People with average midsections need to find another place to go.

210896  WTF: "Bill, a 'yes' would suffice. We don't need to consummate the engagement right here."

210859  bug: Is that a tattoo of a "cut here" dotted line around his neck?

210788  Wooden Spoon: @tib gubb: read Justin Cronin's The Passage. That's pretty much what it's about. Awesome book.

210896  Christina: Now, propose.

210906  MyPasswordAintPassword: No playing on the playground!

210884  Hokie333: o/' I'm gonna vote against benefits / while I collect my benefits...

210869  bug: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bullets.

210850  Christina: Some fashion is so nope.

210896  Dr. Bathroom: Are those gas chromatographs on the table? Pretty neat.

210904  ineedhepl: Why didn't you fill her bowl with milk?

210871  bug: That... took a lot of work.

210872  Christina: Chocolate, wrapped in foil.

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Score:
193
 
 whiplash: Hey, Sprague: never skip leg day!
 Kim: Jews have strange mourning rituals.
Image 155868   01-12-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
262
 
 Jotun: "I'm just working through some stuff."
 tib gubb: I've done this
 Scoo: I'm Toast!
 EvilOtter: Don't judge the love between a man and his upholstery. Don't you dare!
 whiplash: Fail. Ha!
 whiplash: Michael Richards is still in hiding after his 2006 stand-up comedy not good my friend.
 SomeCanadian: This, children, is how babby is made.
 Peter Pantsless: It's been a long time, but I have spent many nights in a chair just like that. Except replace that weirdo with a slightly different weirdo. And put the pads back. Jesus
 well duh: This is my cushion fort. There are many like it but this one is mine. Stay the fuck out.
 AverageJoe: deep dark fears
Image 155867   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
319
 
 SpaceCow: Schumacher wasn't brave enough to use the early version of Mister Freeze.
 EvilOtter: Ice, ice baby!
 SomeCanadian: Conceptual Kraang.
 Lestrange: Let it go, let it go etc. Sorry.
 AverageJoe: ice golems are creepy af
Image 155866   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
866
 
 trelyate: but are you wearing them like THIS, or like THIS?
 whiplash: Salem was the best part of the Sabrina TV show. Not that I ever watched it, of course, I'm too cool for that.
 Peter Pantsless: @Fancy Clown :(
 Fancy Clown: Peter Pantaloonless :(
 Peter Pantsless: My mother had a long-haired calico named Molly, and she was so fluffy that we called her rear leg fur "pantaloons." Mom loved that cat so much, and for so long, and since my mom is already old, I don't think she'll ever get over Molly. I might not, either. Damn, she was a good cat
Image 155865   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
580
 
 whiplash: I fell out of the ceiling but I still like to watch you.
 LaeMi: I can't find my pantaloons.
Image 155864   01-12-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
354
 
 AverageJoe: I don't know, it sounds like bullshit
 Mac: Gross... looks like menthol.
Image 155863   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
341
 
 Warrax: Is that better or worse than hysteria? Is it the same cure?
 EvilOtter: Because it isn't brave enough.
 Kim: Commonly referred to as: blue box.
 AverageJoe: you know there are more interesting things to do in a bed, right?
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Oh, goodness. "fans self"
 a robot: I feel like Satan is going to jump through the window any time now! (#154205)
 Peter Pantsless: Either you've been using it too much, or too little
 WaffleIron: Is it hoop stress?
Image 155862   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
475
 
 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs *Beavis and Butthead laugh*
 addend: Everyone goes there, but I don't see any traffic.
 scribbs: @Peter Pantsless Couldn't find it, but I did find this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 whiplash: John Donne: "I run to death, and death meets me as fast"
 AverageJoe: better stay on the road, it seems safer
 a robot: [SFX: Zoidberg's "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP"]
 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless and why does that guy get to go there before I do
 Peter Pantsless: Where is that
Image 155861   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
445
 
 Telkwa: Note to self: must remember to clean the toilet this weekend.
 scribbs: "Welp, this explains the marking on the treasure map."
Image 155860   01-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
553
 
 tib gubb: they call him the wolf dentist...
 PenguinBartender: After thorough examination, Dr. Lupine Wolfe concluded that the patient's tonsils were indeed swollen. Prescribed antibiotics and a breath mint.
 ClockworkJackalope: Damnit moon moon
 AverageJoe: I said just the tip
 raditzu: CAPSLOCK ON!
 Amy Housewine: ENT Wolf is at a loss for a diagnosis.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Waaaaaay too much tongue
 a robot: It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
Image 155859   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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