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163320  Alkavarion: My favourite multiplayer level in GoldenEye.

163343  Dresdenkeogh: a combination smart phone/self defense device. In case you wanted to accidently mace yourself whilst selfieing.

163345  Dresdenkeogh: One wan one, won Wan's one one.

163345  guest: I think that that 'that' that that guy used actually should have been a 'which.'

163333  duchaschmeremol: Never forget those that gave their lives in service of a government that blows up inhabited [put any geographic designation here]

163318  Dresdenkeogh: @Knice @Lestrange *cassowary pun*

163343  bug: What am I looking at? Is your phone pregnant?

163331  Dresdenkeogh: @WaffleIron awwwwww yis

163336  fanny: @fanny i found a picture i'll upload, but not as cool without music

163339  WTF: A little more humane than hitting mice with mallets...

163335  duchaschmeremol: another failed c-ring design

163313  SunWukong: I see a giant spider. But that happens a lot.

163341  Knice: I'm guessing this story was told to many medical professionals.

163316  ch: seal in the basket / please talk free / the door is locked / just you and me / can i take you to a restaurant / that's got glass tables / you can watch yourself / while you are eating

163342  Knice: This course should be mandatory.

163317  ch: why can't I, hold all this toast?

163339  fanny: ahh... so THIS is how the MeowMix jingle is played!

163334  Mexico: Don't diss my friends, lady.

163337  Mexico: The Soviet Union's most righteous half pipe.

163325  ch: where is my giant shoe

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163164 Jaunty Shrimp: @Warrax Then you shoulda put a ring on it

163183 tokyopig: Long after Bullwinkle and Rocky retired from showbiz and settled down in the suburbs with their children, Boris and Natasha continued fruitlessly to "finally get rid of Moose and Squirrel"

163173 Jaunty Shrimp: What an udder boob!

163323 hearsegirl: lovely blue legs!! and such jaunty antennae!

163149 Mexico: @Mexico's working on some stuff! You don't need to wall me off until I have it together!

163229 Snake Jesus: Fallout: New Vegas has changed.

163133 tokyopig: After my last embarrassing trip to the hospital I vowed to only use dildos with a sturdy rip cord, but *sigh* here we are. I guess that's why the call it irony.

163138 Zukero: This is a firefighting drone. It is sucking out the fire, to dispose of it later in a safe environment.

163248 Snake Jesus: I've never jerked it to a pizza, but whatever gets you going, I guess.

163226 ChubbyBuddy: i do the same thing when i hear the ice cream truck



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Score:
193
 
 whiplash: Hey, Sprague: never skip leg day!
 Kim: Jews have strange mourning rituals.
Image 155868   01-12-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
262
 
 Jotun: "I'm just working through some stuff."
 tib gubb: I've done this
 Scoo: I'm Toast!
 EvilOtter: Don't judge the love between a man and his upholstery. Don't you dare!
 whiplash: Fail. Ha!
 whiplash: Michael Richards is still in hiding after his 2006 stand-up comedy not good my friend.
 SomeCanadian: This, children, is how babby is made.
 Peter Pantsless: It's been a long time, but I have spent many nights in a chair just like that. Except replace that weirdo with a slightly different weirdo. And put the pads back. Jesus
 well duh: This is my cushion fort. There are many like it but this one is mine. Stay the fuck out.
 AverageJoe: deep dark fears
Image 155867   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
319
 
 SpaceCow: Schumacher wasn't brave enough to use the early version of Mister Freeze.
 EvilOtter: Ice, ice baby!
 SomeCanadian: Conceptual Kraang.
 Lestrange: Let it go, let it go etc. Sorry.
 AverageJoe: ice golems are creepy af
Image 155866   01-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
866
 
 trelyate: but are you wearing them like THIS, or like THIS?
 whiplash: Salem was the best part of the Sabrina TV show. Not that I ever watched it, of course, I'm too cool for that.
 Peter Pantsless: @Fancy Clown :(
 Fancy Clown: Peter Pantaloonless :(
 Peter Pantsless: My mother had a long-haired calico named Molly, and she was so fluffy that we called her rear leg fur "pantaloons." Mom loved that cat so much, and for so long, and since my mom is already old, I don't think she'll ever get over Molly. I might not, either. Damn, she was a good cat
Image 155865   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
580
 
 whiplash: I fell out of the ceiling but I still like to watch you.
 LaeMi: I can't find my pantaloons.
Image 155864   01-12-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
354
 
 AverageJoe: I don't know, it sounds like bullshit
 Mac: Gross... looks like menthol.
Image 155863   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
341
 
 Warrax: Is that better or worse than hysteria? Is it the same cure?
 EvilOtter: Because it isn't brave enough.
 Kim: Commonly referred to as: blue box.
 AverageJoe: you know there are more interesting things to do in a bed, right?
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Oh, goodness. "fans self"
 a robot: I feel like Satan is going to jump through the window any time now! (#154205)
 Peter Pantsless: Either you've been using it too much, or too little
 WaffleIron: Is it hoop stress?
Image 155862   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
475
 
 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs *Beavis and Butthead laugh*
 addend: Everyone goes there, but I don't see any traffic.
 scribbs: @Peter Pantsless Couldn't find it, but I did find this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 whiplash: John Donne: "I run to death, and death meets me as fast"
 AverageJoe: better stay on the road, it seems safer
 a robot: [SFX: Zoidberg's "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP"]
 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless and why does that guy get to go there before I do
 Peter Pantsless: Where is that
Image 155861   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
445
 
 Telkwa: Note to self: must remember to clean the toilet this weekend.
 scribbs: "Welp, this explains the marking on the treasure map."
Image 155860   01-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
553
 
 tib gubb: they call him the wolf dentist...
 PenguinBartender: After thorough examination, Dr. Lupine Wolfe concluded that the patient's tonsils were indeed swollen. Prescribed antibiotics and a breath mint.
 ClockworkJackalope: Damnit moon moon
 AverageJoe: I said just the tip
 raditzu: CAPSLOCK ON!
 Amy Housewine: ENT Wolf is at a loss for a diagnosis.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Waaaaaay too much tongue
 a robot: It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
Image 155859   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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