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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead



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Score:
341
 
 Warrax: Is that better or worse than hysteria? Is it the same cure?
 EvilOtter: Because it isn't brave enough.
 Kim: Commonly referred to as: blue box.
 AverageJoe: you know there are more interesting things to do in a bed, right?
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Oh, goodness. "fans self"
 a robot: I feel like Satan is going to jump through the window any time now! (#154205)
 Peter Pantsless: Either you've been using it too much, or too little
 WaffleIron: Is it hoop stress?
Image 155862   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
475
 
 Peter Pantsless: @scribbs *Beavis and Butthead laugh*
 addend: Everyone goes there, but I don't see any traffic.
 scribbs: @Peter Pantsless Couldn't find it, but I did find this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 whiplash: John Donne: "I run to death, and death meets me as fast"
 AverageJoe: better stay on the road, it seems safer
 a robot: [SFX: Zoidberg's "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP"]
 Peter Pantsless: @Peter Pantsless and why does that guy get to go there before I do
 Peter Pantsless: Where is that
Image 155861   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
445
 
 Telkwa: Note to self: must remember to clean the toilet this weekend.
 scribbs: "Welp, this explains the marking on the treasure map."
Image 155860   01-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
553
 
 tib gubb: they call him the wolf dentist...
 PenguinBartender: After thorough examination, Dr. Lupine Wolfe concluded that the patient's tonsils were indeed swollen. Prescribed antibiotics and a breath mint.
 ClockworkJackalope: Damnit moon moon
 AverageJoe: I said just the tip
 raditzu: CAPSLOCK ON!
 Amy Housewine: ENT Wolf is at a loss for a diagnosis.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Waaaaaay too much tongue
 a robot: It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
Image 155859   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
330
 
 San DoDo: None of your beeswax, also leaf
 AverageJoe: let's have a talk about bees and birds
 WaffleIron: PBF did it better.
Image 155858   01-12-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
345
 
 WaffleIron: 100 100!
 Theta Zero: Hello, optical illusion Mona Lisa.
Image 155857   01-12-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
411
 
 whiplash: The Pentagon cleverly disguised itself to avoid future attacks.
 Peter Pantsless: @Borkf Legit, but I stand by my James Bond joke
 Borkf: @Peter Pantsless @Mexico @LaeMi Indeed, this is GCHQ. Like the Pentagon, but with fewer sides.
 Lestrange: @LaeMi Directorate PR, GRU.
 LaeMi: Any resemblance between this building and Apple HQ is purely coincidental. Honest!
 raditzu: @LaeMi Maybe, but still it looks like "drop a bomb right here" to me
 Peter Pantsless: @LaeMi Like James Bond would allow any UK intelligence agency to remain unexploded :P
 LaeMi: @Mexico @Peter Pantsless @raditzu - I believe that is actually the HQ for British Intelligence (whatever they call themselves these days).
 raditzu: @Mexico space laz0r? Dude, this looks like a big-@ss harddrive.
 Peter Pantsless: @Mexico "Kids are dying of cancer!" "Eh. Better spent on a sport that nobody likes."
 Mexico: We cleverly disguised the space laser as an ordinary baseball stadium!
Image 155856   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
424
 
 Peach: Pupperazzi
Image 155855   01-12-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
219
 
 San DoDo: :-EP
 Alkavarion: Hobbith.
 raditzu: "I call it Prince Albert. And it is... my precious."
 A duck: PUT THAT THING AWAY!
 yev: what do you mean "keanu, go get a haircut"
Image 155854   01-12-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
639
 
 well duh: Oooh! We just had one of these here in Western Mitten. On the Pine River, IIRC from the news. Totally effing sweet
 LaeMi: Division by zero. Planet will end.
Image 155853   01-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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