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163320  Alkavarion: My favourite multiplayer level in GoldenEye.

163343  Dresdenkeogh: a combination smart phone/self defense device. In case you wanted to accidently mace yourself whilst selfieing.

163345  Dresdenkeogh: One wan one, won Wan's one one.

163345  guest: I think that that 'that' that that guy used actually should have been a 'which.'

163333  duchaschmeremol: Never forget those that gave their lives in service of a government that blows up inhabited [put any geographic designation here]

163318  Dresdenkeogh: @Knice @Lestrange *cassowary pun*

163343  bug: What am I looking at? Is your phone pregnant?

163331  Dresdenkeogh: @WaffleIron awwwwww yis

163336  fanny: @fanny i found a picture i'll upload, but not as cool without music

163339  WTF: A little more humane than hitting mice with mallets...

163335  duchaschmeremol: another failed c-ring design

163313  SunWukong: I see a giant spider. But that happens a lot.

163341  Knice: I'm guessing this story was told to many medical professionals.

163316  ch: seal in the basket / please talk free / the door is locked / just you and me / can i take you to a restaurant / that's got glass tables / you can watch yourself / while you are eating

163342  Knice: This course should be mandatory.

163317  ch: why can't I, hold all this toast?

163339  fanny: ahh... so THIS is how the MeowMix jingle is played!

163334  Mexico: Don't diss my friends, lady.

163337  Mexico: The Soviet Union's most righteous half pipe.

163325  ch: where is my giant shoe

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163164 Jaunty Shrimp: @Warrax Then you shoulda put a ring on it

163183 tokyopig: Long after Bullwinkle and Rocky retired from showbiz and settled down in the suburbs with their children, Boris and Natasha continued fruitlessly to "finally get rid of Moose and Squirrel"

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163323 hearsegirl: lovely blue legs!! and such jaunty antennae!

163149 Mexico: @Mexico's working on some stuff! You don't need to wall me off until I have it together!

163229 Snake Jesus: Fallout: New Vegas has changed.

163133 tokyopig: After my last embarrassing trip to the hospital I vowed to only use dildos with a sturdy rip cord, but *sigh* here we are. I guess that's why the call it irony.

163138 Zukero: This is a firefighting drone. It is sucking out the fire, to dispose of it later in a safe environment.

163248 Snake Jesus: I've never jerked it to a pizza, but whatever gets you going, I guess.

163226 ChubbyBuddy: i do the same thing when i hear the ice cream truck



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Score:
411
 
 whiplash: The Pentagon cleverly disguised itself to avoid future attacks.
 Peter Pantsless: @Borkf Legit, but I stand by my James Bond joke
 Borkf: @Peter Pantsless @Mexico @LaeMi Indeed, this is GCHQ. Like the Pentagon, but with fewer sides.
 Lestrange: @LaeMi Directorate PR, GRU.
 LaeMi: Any resemblance between this building and Apple HQ is purely coincidental. Honest!
 raditzu: @LaeMi Maybe, but still it looks like "drop a bomb right here" to me
 Peter Pantsless: @LaeMi Like James Bond would allow any UK intelligence agency to remain unexploded :P
 LaeMi: @Mexico @Peter Pantsless @raditzu - I believe that is actually the HQ for British Intelligence (whatever they call themselves these days).
 raditzu: @Mexico space laz0r? Dude, this looks like a big-@ss harddrive.
 Peter Pantsless: @Mexico "Kids are dying of cancer!" "Eh. Better spent on a sport that nobody likes."
 Mexico: We cleverly disguised the space laser as an ordinary baseball stadium!
Image 155856   01-12-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
424
 
 Peach: Pupperazzi
Image 155855   01-12-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
219
 
 San DoDo: :-EP
 Alkavarion: Hobbith.
 raditzu: "I call it Prince Albert. And it is... my precious."
 A duck: PUT THAT THING AWAY!
 yev: what do you mean "keanu, go get a haircut"
Image 155854   01-12-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
639
 
 well duh: Oooh! We just had one of these here in Western Mitten. On the Pine River, IIRC from the news. Totally effing sweet
 LaeMi: Division by zero. Planet will end.
Image 155853   01-12-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
123
 
 Science: Why, yes, I do have a $100 cheesecake in this bag.
 EvilOtter: Everything is a cheesecake if you're brave enough.
 AverageJoe: that stinks
 ch: "I have purchased an edible good" "I have also purchased an edible good" "Let us capture this moment in space-time on an electronic device" "We should also share it via a popular social media website" "These are all good ideas, we should ingest our edible items to celebrate" "Yes" "Yes"
Image 155852   01-11-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
458
 
 ch: is this fordite
 Hyphae: That jawbreaker made me sick
Image 155851   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
310
 
 Niels Bohr: @Kim those were koality.
 hearsegirl: *existential dread*
 whiplash: Chewbacca is molting!
 Kim: They caught a real Kodiak moment.
 Kim: That must be unbearably itchy.
Image 155850   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
352
 
 SpaceCow: "Stealing your soul is merely an side effect."
 Cami: Better than following through.
 Jennerator: merely a flesh wound
 Peach: don't DO that!
Image 155849   01-11-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
177
 
 JohnnySalami: "Come play with us Andy. Forever and ever...."
 Jennerator: 1996 they broke out the handcuffs
 Ulillillia: Gentleman's club
Image 155848   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
250
 
 KingTrebek: McRlboro? somehow even harder to pronounce...
 Jennerator: Hey look the same product drawn two ways
 Peach: For when you wanna gunk up your arteries AND your lungs.
Image 155847   01-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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