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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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163794 Snowta: @Prostata Fishdicks

163880 wolfpk: When you know it is time to dissolve the band.

163892 Theimposter: @Lestrange. Also star of David pants, for some odd reason.So ylyes, will probably win.

163782 whiplash: I was able to get the dish out, and put the ice cream in the dish, and find a spoon, and eat the ice cream, and write this note, but I'm just a kid and I don't know how to wash dishes!

163761 Science: @jochenau: I've got a secret room above my garage where the owners supposedly hid booze during prohibition. We found old Canadian Rye bags and bottle protectors up there.

163865 yev: fbi employs all sorts now...

163915 winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163806 yev: is she pregnant?

163776 whiplash: I drank all this medicine but I still have diabetes.

163737 Amy Housewine: That duck is actually the appointed Banana Regulator.



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Score:
310
 
 Niels Bohr: @Kim those were koality.
 hearsegirl: *existential dread*
 whiplash: Chewbacca is molting!
 Kim: They caught a real Kodiak moment.
 Kim: That must be unbearably itchy.
Image 155850   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
352
 
 SpaceCow: "Stealing your soul is merely an side effect."
 Cami: Better than following through.
 Jennerator: merely a flesh wound
 Peach: don't DO that!
Image 155849   01-11-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
177
 
 JohnnySalami: "Come play with us Andy. Forever and ever...."
 Jennerator: 1996 they broke out the handcuffs
 Ulillillia: Gentleman's club
Image 155848   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
250
 
 KingTrebek: McRlboro? somehow even harder to pronounce...
 Jennerator: Hey look the same product drawn two ways
 Peach: For when you wanna gunk up your arteries AND your lungs.
Image 155847   01-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
366
 
 mexican: Bad for CAT.
 AverageJoe: yo momma so fat...
 Peach: Oh, cause it's a fork lift! (this took me a few passes to get)
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck my religion, I guess. *tears up robe suspiciously provided by Olive Garden*
 Musician: For the discriminating palate
 Turd Ferguson: So are we putting this one next to Cthulhu or Yahweh?
 Scoo: That's a spicy meatball!
Image 155846   01-11-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
218
 
 PenguinBartender: Aaaaaaaand that's when things started to get weird.
 smusher: For the vinyl junkie on your list
 Lestrange: Nope. Not judging, just nope.
 ch: He's no Permaid, that's fore shore
 raditzu: Meat dolphin!
 Cami: The internet keeps reminding me how plain my tastes are.
 a robot: This person's room sounds like *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* all the time
 Peach: Do what makes you happy! But maybe do it somewhere else.
 Scoo: It's like a Lisa Frank hellscape come to life!
 Peter Pantsless: same. Don't judge
Image 155845   01-11-17   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
529
 
 Fancy Clown: This is quite brilliant.
 ClockworkJackalope: Sniffles. That's the meanest thing I've seen in a long time.
 Peach: I think I've solved the mystery of why you're single.
Image 155844   01-11-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
470
 
 ignatz: Fisting portals
 San DoDo: Stick 'em with the pointy end
 whiplash: "Swords are too dangerous. Let's fight with these coolie hats."
 Alkavarion: The sun knows what's up.
 a robot: *poke* *poke*
 Peter Pantsless: Man, fencing was badass back then. 1 point = one injury that would probably get infected and kill you
 WTF: "Ouch... oh shit, time out, time out... how does this 'sword' thing work again?"
Image 155843   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Image 155842 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by westerner. You have brought shame on us, westerner.
Score:
336
 
 addend: The lower left background area looks small, but not far away, as if a tiny person is going into a small building against which an odd-size kayak is leaning. I don't understand.
 raditzu: KISS, early stage.
 yev: "is there life on marrrrs?"
 RalphyNoPants: It's time everyone learned is that "Nazi Clowns" is more than a figure of speech.
 Nope: Woah this smashing pumpkins guitarist cosplay is super racist
Image 155841   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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