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169501  mrwiffler: i fucking hate poetry...but this is sweet actually. Poor old puppers.

168974  Rat-Butt: Well, Mittens, we gotta burn the house down one this one... better get the naplam flamethrower with an extra tank, just to be sure...

168975  Rat-Butt: Bitch! You coming at me with my own hair style? We will fight for the honor of who gets to keep the hair!!!

169507  mrwiffler: Classy news paper from the looks of it.

169503  WTF: "Thank you for cleansing our spirits but that's not going to stop us from building an oil pipeline on your sovereign land, passing through your sacred burial site."

168981  Rat-Butt: Hair balls! I hate hair balls...

168987  Rat-Butt: Man, I would be stylin in that fly honey car! The Cougars would be flocking...

167632  Rat-Butt: When a woman holds her fart for too long...please, women, just let them rip

169445  Mr. Shine: What former Russian (and lets be honest, soon to be again) state is this?

169467  Rat-Butt: Not the face! Not the the hair!

169436  grizzly: Sooo...me too.

169449  grizzly: I find these to be the most majestic of all water creatures.

169503  SomeCanadian: This charming display of peace and humanity sickens me.

169458  Mr. Shine: I have a lot of problems with this.

169504  SomeCanadian: Targeted advertising at its finest.

169476  Rat-Butt: Yep, time to crank up the flame thrower...

169460  Mr. Shine: Avon calling! Uh, Candygram! Publisher's Sweepstakes? Grandma?!

169395  El Barto: @Lestrange and kitty owns EVERYTHING!

169301  SomeCanadian: @jochenau Hey, in this day of terrorism, we can't afford to be lenient.

169488  Rat-Butt: Steven Universe needs to make a call at the donut shop while Larrs and Sadie watch in abject horror...

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169404 redmonkey3: That would be a notification worth seeing!

169322 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers

169434 ThatGuy: Give the heart a hard sear and serve rare with a capr lemon sauce and some shave pecorino romano, rest easy knowing all are dommed to the cold grip of death and your own previously-secured seat in the amphitheare of hell.

169408 Warrax: @Scoo A friend of mine got genital warts from a medic in a port-a-potty at Ft. Irwin.

169361 Mr. Shine: Enough with these.

169373 UseYourName: Yet more proof that green-face is never ok

169300 Peter Pantsless: @hearsegirl Well hopefully I taught them a lesson. As far as they know, I wasn't lying. Maybe she'll teach her kid that people don't bite one another haha

169456 El Barto: @Mr. Butt oh to see the world through rose tinted glasses.

169367 apoxia: "I can get fat now"

169370 Scoo: Hey, Booboo!



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11. Warrax: 2865 points
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Score:
241
 
 whiplash: "Hello, emergency belt repair company?"
 Lestrange: Donnie? Donnie? Donnie!
 Sandor: Ha ha...pay phones!
 Musician: Hang on, I can't hold the phone, put a finger in my other ear and dial at the same time. Oh, wait...
 dobbiesdoogs: verizon's been fucking me for years, time to fuck back
 Peter Pantsless: Pants may be down, but he still has them. 3/10 would not admit to club
Image 155839   01-11-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
376
 
 PenguinBartender: "Supa-stah!"
 Wet farts: Slouge
 Scoo: Vogue
Image 155838   01-11-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
444
 
 sparename: Thomas Jerome Newton died some time ago
 raditzu: Narnia again...
 Jennerator: You bury your own
 LaeMi: Save money this December with this one weird trick. X-mass tree sellers hate him.
Image 155837   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
186
 
 Lestrange: The Black Sea is doing great, so is the Aral.
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau Yeah but their shit's closer together. Most European nations are smaller than US states. Our states are huge. Texas is bigger than all of the UK. Hell, California has more people than all of Canada. Even stupid Indiana has more people than anything smaller than Denmark
 zupobaloop: So uh... just going to make a random observation here that the this map is the inverse of the age of consent map. Just saying. (Yes the age of consent is 14 in much of Western Europe)
 Jennerator: Caption: Homicide rates post 1945. Alernate caption: Counterbalanced by them causing both World Wars
 jochenau: Well of course Europe looks good when you only count *sub*national homicides. Everyone knows that western Europe's got a crazy high supernational homicide rate!
 Peter Pantsless: Get your shit together, us. U.S. Us. Shit.
Image 155836   01-11-17   Uploaded by    KingTrebek
Score:
145
 
 PenguinBartender: Those controllers. They... Man, just THINK about touching those controllers.
 San DoDo: Ewwww
 raditzu: Privacy is overrated.
 Cami: @illBilliam Have you always pooped alone?
 Wet farts: Call of doody: brown ops
 Cami: @Peter Pantsless They can hurl more than that.
 fakeusername: @illBilliam yeah I had a dream once about forgetting to drop trou before getting on the can too
 Jennerator: when poopsockers evolve beyond the sock
 illBilliam: This is my worst nightmare
 Coolguy: Never leave the bathroom again...
 Peter Pantsless: No stall dividers so they can hurl juvenile insults at each other
Image 155835   01-11-17   Uploaded by    WTF
Image 155834 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Alpha Trion. We'll pray for you, Alpha Trion.
Score:
593
 
 thecraftywolf: oh fabulous
 Peter Pantsless: @DarkTeddy agreed
 DarkTeddy: Aggro is the best
 Peter Pantsless: Person taking the photo grabbed a treat prematurely. Still a good doggo
Image 155833   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
225
 
 whiplash: Bumble cosplay.
 Peter Pantsless: "You wanna know what my deal is? Sit still for a minute and owl tell you."
Image 155832   01-11-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
595
 
 PenguinBartender: I'll tell you what I want.
 scribbs: @a robot I tend to agree with you on that.
 whiplash: In 1997: would, would, would, would, would. 2017: would not, hell no, no, no and definitely not.
 a robot: The objectively best Spice Girl is Sporty, and the objectively worst one is Posh. I am not ashamed of my strong opinions on this subject.
 Ulillillia: That was like four years ago, right?
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm suddenly acutely aware of my own mortality
 Peter Pantsless: Spicy timely is the best timely
Image 155831   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
419
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Beautiful. I have no way of proving this, but this seems like this picture is from the 90s. The kind of flowers and the shape/style of the garbage can.
 San DoDo: Sexy time is canceled
 Lestrange: Bloody Morrissey
 Jennerator: Oscar's girlfriend has decent taste in flowers
 ChubbyBuddy: oscar is dead
 Peter Pantsless: #117179 :(
Image 155830   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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