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163345  Dresdenkeogh: One wan one, won Wan's one one.

163345  guest: I think that that 'that' that that guy used actually should have been a 'which.'

163333  duchaschmeremol: Never forget those that gave their lives in service of a government that blows up inhabited [put any geographic designation here]

163318  Dresdenkeogh: @Knice @Lestrange *cassowary pun*

163343  bug: What am I looking at? Is your phone pregnant?

163331  Dresdenkeogh: @WaffleIron awwwwww yis

163336  fanny: @fanny i found a picture i'll upload, but not as cool without music

163339  WTF: A little more humane than hitting mice with mallets...

163335  duchaschmeremol: another failed c-ring design

163313  SunWukong: I see a giant spider. But that happens a lot.

163341  Knice: I'm guessing this story was told to many medical professionals.

163316  ch: seal in the basket / please talk free / the door is locked / just you and me / can i take you to a restaurant / that's got glass tables / you can watch yourself / while you are eating

163342  Knice: This course should be mandatory.

163317  ch: why can't I, hold all this toast?

163339  fanny: ahh... so THIS is how the MeowMix jingle is played!

163334  Mexico: Don't diss my friends, lady.

163337  Mexico: The Soviet Union's most righteous half pipe.

163325  ch: where is my giant shoe

163340  Mexico: Rosehip and I would make the perfect couple who stay together out of inertia and crippling fear of dying alone.

163332  ch: there you are mister! you got a hecka lot of chores to do today!

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163229 Snake Jesus: Fallout: New Vegas has changed.

163149 Mexico: @Mexico's working on some stuff! You don't need to wall me off until I have it together!

163183 tokyopig: Long after Bullwinkle and Rocky retired from showbiz and settled down in the suburbs with their children, Boris and Natasha continued fruitlessly to "finally get rid of Moose and Squirrel"

163323 hearsegirl: lovely blue legs!! and such jaunty antennae!

163325 ch: where is my giant shoe

163248 Snake Jesus: I've never jerked it to a pizza, but whatever gets you going, I guess.

163173 Jaunty Shrimp: What an udder boob!

163138 Zukero: This is a firefighting drone. It is sucking out the fire, to dispose of it later in a safe environment.

163226 ChubbyBuddy: i do the same thing when i hear the ice cream truck

163133 tokyopig: After my last embarrassing trip to the hospital I vowed to only use dildos with a sturdy rip cord, but *sigh* here we are. I guess that's why the call it irony.



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Score:
241
 
 whiplash: "Hello, emergency belt repair company?"
 Lestrange: Donnie? Donnie? Donnie!
 Sandor: Ha ha...pay phones!
 Musician: Hang on, I can't hold the phone, put a finger in my other ear and dial at the same time. Oh, wait...
 dobbiesdoogs: verizon's been fucking me for years, time to fuck back
 Peter Pantsless: Pants may be down, but he still has them. 3/10 would not admit to club
Image 155839   01-11-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
376
 
 PenguinBartender: "Supa-stah!"
 Wet farts: Slouge
 Scoo: Vogue
Image 155838   01-11-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
444
 
 sparename: Thomas Jerome Newton died some time ago
 raditzu: Narnia again...
 Jennerator: You bury your own
 LaeMi: Save money this December with this one weird trick. X-mass tree sellers hate him.
Image 155837   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
186
 
 Lestrange: The Black Sea is doing great, so is the Aral.
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau Yeah but their shit's closer together. Most European nations are smaller than US states. Our states are huge. Texas is bigger than all of the UK. Hell, California has more people than all of Canada. Even stupid Indiana has more people than anything smaller than Denmark
 zupobaloop: So uh... just going to make a random observation here that the this map is the inverse of the age of consent map. Just saying. (Yes the age of consent is 14 in much of Western Europe)
 Jennerator: Caption: Homicide rates post 1945. Alernate caption: Counterbalanced by them causing both World Wars
 jochenau: Well of course Europe looks good when you only count *sub*national homicides. Everyone knows that western Europe's got a crazy high supernational homicide rate!
 Peter Pantsless: Get your shit together, us. U.S. Us. Shit.
Image 155836   01-11-17   Uploaded by    KingTrebek
Score:
145
 
 PenguinBartender: Those controllers. They... Man, just THINK about touching those controllers.
 San DoDo: Ewwww
 raditzu: Privacy is overrated.
 Cami: @illBilliam Have you always pooped alone?
 Wet farts: Call of doody: brown ops
 Cami: @Peter Pantsless They can hurl more than that.
 fakeusername: @illBilliam yeah I had a dream once about forgetting to drop trou before getting on the can too
 Jennerator: when poopsockers evolve beyond the sock
 illBilliam: This is my worst nightmare
 Coolguy: Never leave the bathroom again...
 Peter Pantsless: No stall dividers so they can hurl juvenile insults at each other
Image 155835   01-11-17   Uploaded by    WTF
Image 155834 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Alpha Trion. We'll pray for you, Alpha Trion.
Score:
593
 
 thecraftywolf: oh fabulous
 Peter Pantsless: @DarkTeddy agreed
 DarkTeddy: Aggro is the best
 Peter Pantsless: Person taking the photo grabbed a treat prematurely. Still a good doggo
Image 155833   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
225
 
 whiplash: Bumble cosplay.
 Peter Pantsless: "You wanna know what my deal is? Sit still for a minute and owl tell you."
Image 155832   01-11-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
595
 
 PenguinBartender: I'll tell you what I want.
 scribbs: @a robot I tend to agree with you on that.
 whiplash: In 1997: would, would, would, would, would. 2017: would not, hell no, no, no and definitely not.
 a robot: The objectively best Spice Girl is Sporty, and the objectively worst one is Posh. I am not ashamed of my strong opinions on this subject.
 Ulillillia: That was like four years ago, right?
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm suddenly acutely aware of my own mortality
 Peter Pantsless: Spicy timely is the best timely
Image 155831   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
419
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Beautiful. I have no way of proving this, but this seems like this picture is from the 90s. The kind of flowers and the shape/style of the garbage can.
 San DoDo: Sexy time is canceled
 Lestrange: Bloody Morrissey
 Jennerator: Oscar's girlfriend has decent taste in flowers
 ChubbyBuddy: oscar is dead
 Peter Pantsless: #117179 :(
Image 155830   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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