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249670  Mr. Butt: BEWARE

249670  mrdiron: It's not just heat vision.

249668  redmonkey3: Won't bounce

249668  sparenamelaptopdied: "DEUCE!!"

249666  raditzu: where's the dent? it's a Death Star!

249619  Zochrot: straight from the 90's vampire the masquerade larp

249666  TurkeyVulture: This is essentially my current truck, except mine's the 3/4 ton. Same dent.

249667  TurkeyVulture: Amazing. I've seen this movie more times than anything except Star Wars. Ive cosplayed as Walter. I wrote a graduate-level post-Marxist analysis of the film. And somehow I rembered the can as a Ralph's store brand coffee. I'm going senile.

249621  Zochrot: I'm tripping balls!

249624  Zochrot: cat cloud city

249666  whcvgre78: Dude I used to drive this truck. I mean, the scuff was on the other side, it had a camper hood, and different hubcaps. But I still have a strong affinity for blue, beat-up chevrolet pickups.

249654  Captain Marsupial: And Lo, the lions shall lie down with the ham. (Wait, we're out of lions? Well how's this joke supposed to work?)

249661  Captain Marsupial: Honey badger always to rad.

249551  BavidDowie: This is fantastic

249555  BavidDowie: Baby's First wailing guitar solo

249660  Zochrot: secure your carabiners kids

249641  Captain Marsupial: Take a look, they're next to that book.

249662  VeeKay: No way could I stand to have him there snoozing without tickling that tummy!

249643  Captain Marsupial: Event Horizon. No, wait that's the other side.

249566  BavidDowie: I hear they have wonderful healthcare in Russia

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249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249608 Prostata: BRB...

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249635 Mad Collager: His wife is dutifully acting as a counterweight.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts



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Score:
241
 
 whiplash: "Hello, emergency belt repair company?"
 Lestrange: Donnie? Donnie? Donnie!
 Sandor: Ha ha...pay phones!
 Musician: Hang on, I can't hold the phone, put a finger in my other ear and dial at the same time. Oh, wait...
 dobbiesdoogs: verizon's been fucking me for years, time to fuck back
 Peter Pantsless: Pants may be down, but he still has them. 3/10 would not admit to club
Image 155839   01-11-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
376
 
 PenguinBartender: "Supa-stah!"
 Wet farts: Slouge
 Scoo: Vogue
Image 155838   01-11-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
444
 
 sparename: Thomas Jerome Newton died some time ago
 raditzu: Narnia again...
 Jennerator: You bury your own
 LaeMi: Save money this December with this one weird trick. X-mass tree sellers hate him.
Image 155837   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
186
 
 Lestrange: The Black Sea is doing great, so is the Aral.
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau Yeah but their shit's closer together. Most European nations are smaller than US states. Our states are huge. Texas is bigger than all of the UK. Hell, California has more people than all of Canada. Even stupid Indiana has more people than anything smaller than Denmark
 zupobaloop: So uh... just going to make a random observation here that the this map is the inverse of the age of consent map. Just saying. (Yes the age of consent is 14 in much of Western Europe)
 Jennerator: Caption: Homicide rates post 1945. Alernate caption: Counterbalanced by them causing both World Wars
 jochenau: Well of course Europe looks good when you only count *sub*national homicides. Everyone knows that western Europe's got a crazy high supernational homicide rate!
 Peter Pantsless: Get your shit together, us. U.S. Us. Shit.
Image 155836   01-11-17   Uploaded by    KingTrebek
Score:
145
 
 PenguinBartender: Those controllers. They... Man, just THINK about touching those controllers.
 San DoDo: Ewwww
 raditzu: Privacy is overrated.
 Cami: @illBilliam Have you always pooped alone?
 Wet farts: Call of doody: brown ops
 Cami: @Peter Pantsless They can hurl more than that.
 fakeusername: @illBilliam yeah I had a dream once about forgetting to drop trou before getting on the can too
 Jennerator: when poopsockers evolve beyond the sock
 illBilliam: This is my worst nightmare
 Coolguy: Never leave the bathroom again...
 Peter Pantsless: No stall dividers so they can hurl juvenile insults at each other
Image 155835   01-11-17   Uploaded by    WTF
Image 155834 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Alpha Trion. Boo, Alpha Trion.
Score:
593
 
 thecraftywolf: oh fabulous
 Peter Pantsless: @DarkTeddy agreed
 DarkTeddy: Aggro is the best
 Peter Pantsless: Person taking the photo grabbed a treat prematurely. Still a good doggo
Image 155833   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
225
 
 whiplash: Bumble cosplay.
 Peter Pantsless: "You wanna know what my deal is? Sit still for a minute and owl tell you."
Image 155832   01-11-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
595
 
 PenguinBartender: I'll tell you what I want.
 scribbs: @a robot I tend to agree with you on that.
 whiplash: In 1997: would, would, would, would, would. 2017: would not, hell no, no, no and definitely not.
 a robot: The objectively best Spice Girl is Sporty, and the objectively worst one is Posh. I am not ashamed of my strong opinions on this subject.
 Ulillillia: That was like four years ago, right?
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm suddenly acutely aware of my own mortality
 Peter Pantsless: Spicy timely is the best timely
Image 155831   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
419
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Beautiful. I have no way of proving this, but this seems like this picture is from the 90s. The kind of flowers and the shape/style of the garbage can.
 San DoDo: Sexy time is canceled
 Lestrange: Bloody Morrissey
 Jennerator: Oscar's girlfriend has decent taste in flowers
 ChubbyBuddy: oscar is dead
 Peter Pantsless: #117179 :(
Image 155830   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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