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175967  scribbs: I can't wait for the future...so many different ways to point!

175962  Robespierre: Trees.

175968  scribbs: BOOM! Take that.

175963  Robespierre: @SomeCanadian I was 'shroomin' the first time I saw the 'stinky holes' episode - I laughed so hard my ribs ached for a couple of days.

175945  wolfpk: @Aemuli Yeah, they would love that big ass sword

175965  itskando: @SomeCanadian (sounds of "Ting Tings" of rings in background)

175965  itskando: @itskando (whimpering) I don't know what I am anymore..

175965  itskando: @SomeCanadian THAT'S NOT MY NAME!

175967  itskando: 'Pyuter-doot

175966  wolfpk: The one on the right is for sharp shooting.

175966  itskando: That's where my blood bucket went

175967  CrystallineEntity: The future is here!

175945  Aemuli: @Meow why not? I bet the tellers would appreciate a little bit of fun in-between all the endless counting and routine. The security guards too

175967  SomeCanadian: Haha I'm not touching you I'm not touching you!

175963  SomeCanadian: I remember when Ren and Stimpy debuted. I believe it was on zoetrope. Ah it was a marvelous japery.

175966  Meow: no thanks

175965  SomeCanadian: I want to listen to a German version of "They Call Me Sonic"

175966  Aemuli: Europe is a lot grosser than I expected

175966  SomeCanadian: There are better ways to collect a urine sample

175912  Dresdenkeogh: THANK YOU I HAD ALMOST LOST HOPE

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175822 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.

175883 dangerkeith3000: I think I've seen this porn before.

175843 Side Boob: Wait for the bounce...

175781 El Barto: Seems safe.

175761 Ronick: Picture taken by super model wife

175824 apoxia: This is what happens if you select the suggested word for your message each time.

175759 apoxia: Were there any other female gremlins than this one? It's strange how we can stereotype even non-human females.

175826 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman

175875 Side Boob: @A duck again, you are assuming that guy said "Fuck it! I'm parking where I want!" I drive a truck like that, and parking lot people tell me to park it an all sorts of fucked up places simply because cars can't park there. So if you come along and arbitrarily decide that I'm an asshole for parking like that and decide to damage my car, who is the real asshole?

175839 dangerous dave: @A duck ...You didn't think that guy was more the 'mutha bleepa' type?



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Score:
241
 
 whiplash: "Hello, emergency belt repair company?"
 Lestrange: Donnie? Donnie? Donnie!
 Sandor: Ha ha...pay phones!
 Musician: Hang on, I can't hold the phone, put a finger in my other ear and dial at the same time. Oh, wait...
 dobbiesdoogs: verizon's been fucking me for years, time to fuck back
 Peter Pantsless: Pants may be down, but he still has them. 3/10 would not admit to club
Image 155839   01-11-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
376
 
 PenguinBartender: "Supa-stah!"
 Wet farts: Slouge
 Scoo: Vogue
Image 155838   01-11-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
444
 
 sparename: Thomas Jerome Newton died some time ago
 raditzu: Narnia again...
 Jennerator: You bury your own
 LaeMi: Save money this December with this one weird trick. X-mass tree sellers hate him.
Image 155837   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
186
 
 Lestrange: The Black Sea is doing great, so is the Aral.
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau Yeah but their shit's closer together. Most European nations are smaller than US states. Our states are huge. Texas is bigger than all of the UK. Hell, California has more people than all of Canada. Even stupid Indiana has more people than anything smaller than Denmark
 zupobaloop: So uh... just going to make a random observation here that the this map is the inverse of the age of consent map. Just saying. (Yes the age of consent is 14 in much of Western Europe)
 Jennerator: Caption: Homicide rates post 1945. Alernate caption: Counterbalanced by them causing both World Wars
 jochenau: Well of course Europe looks good when you only count *sub*national homicides. Everyone knows that western Europe's got a crazy high supernational homicide rate!
 Peter Pantsless: Get your shit together, us. U.S. Us. Shit.
Image 155836   01-11-17   Uploaded by    KingTrebek
Score:
145
 
 PenguinBartender: Those controllers. They... Man, just THINK about touching those controllers.
 San DoDo: Ewwww
 raditzu: Privacy is overrated.
 Cami: @illBilliam Have you always pooped alone?
 Wet farts: Call of doody: brown ops
 Cami: @Peter Pantsless They can hurl more than that.
 fakeusername: @illBilliam yeah I had a dream once about forgetting to drop trou before getting on the can too
 Jennerator: when poopsockers evolve beyond the sock
 illBilliam: This is my worst nightmare
 Coolguy: Never leave the bathroom again...
 Peter Pantsless: No stall dividers so they can hurl juvenile insults at each other
Image 155835   01-11-17   Uploaded by    WTF
Image 155834 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Alpha Trion. We'll pray for you, Alpha Trion.
Score:
593
 
 thecraftywolf: oh fabulous
 Peter Pantsless: @DarkTeddy agreed
 DarkTeddy: Aggro is the best
 Peter Pantsless: Person taking the photo grabbed a treat prematurely. Still a good doggo
Image 155833   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
225
 
 whiplash: Bumble cosplay.
 Peter Pantsless: "You wanna know what my deal is? Sit still for a minute and owl tell you."
Image 155832   01-11-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
595
 
 PenguinBartender: I'll tell you what I want.
 scribbs: @a robot I tend to agree with you on that.
 whiplash: In 1997: would, would, would, would, would. 2017: would not, hell no, no, no and definitely not.
 a robot: The objectively best Spice Girl is Sporty, and the objectively worst one is Posh. I am not ashamed of my strong opinions on this subject.
 Ulillillia: That was like four years ago, right?
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm suddenly acutely aware of my own mortality
 Peter Pantsless: Spicy timely is the best timely
Image 155831   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
419
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Beautiful. I have no way of proving this, but this seems like this picture is from the 90s. The kind of flowers and the shape/style of the garbage can.
 San DoDo: Sexy time is canceled
 Lestrange: Bloody Morrissey
 Jennerator: Oscar's girlfriend has decent taste in flowers
 ChubbyBuddy: oscar is dead
 Peter Pantsless: #117179 :(
Image 155830   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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