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175965  itskando: @SomeCanadian (sounds of "Ting Tings" of rings in background)

175965  itskando: @itskando (whimpering) I don't know what I am anymore..

175965  itskando: @SomeCanadian THAT'S NOT MY NAME!

175967  itskando: 'Pyuter-doot

175966  wolfpk: The one on the right is for sharp shooting.

175966  itskando: That's where my blood bucket went

175967  CrystallineEntity: The future is here!

175945  Aemuli: @Meow why not? I bet the tellers would appreciate a little bit of fun in-between all the endless counting and routine. The security guards too

175967  SomeCanadian: Haha I'm not touching you I'm not touching you!

175963  SomeCanadian: I remember when Ren and Stimpy debuted. I believe it was on zoetrope. Ah it was a marvelous japery.

175966  Meow: no thanks

175965  SomeCanadian: I want to listen to a German version of "They Call Me Sonic"

175966  Aemuli: Europe is a lot grosser than I expected

175966  SomeCanadian: There are better ways to collect a urine sample

175912  Dresdenkeogh: THANK YOU I HAD ALMOST LOST HOPE

175915  Spazstatic: Also, username/upload combo...?

175949  UltraBeverly: This is my fetish.

175965  Meow: Fake, no chili-dogs

175915  Spazstatic: Well, maybe both.

175915  Spazstatic: In money, not poop...

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3. Scoo
4. dangerkeith3000
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9. enfanta
10. DrinkMixMan



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175822 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.

175883 dangerkeith3000: I think I've seen this porn before.

175843 Side Boob: Wait for the bounce...

175781 El Barto: Seems safe.

175761 Ronick: Picture taken by super model wife

175824 apoxia: This is what happens if you select the suggested word for your message each time.

175759 apoxia: Were there any other female gremlins than this one? It's strange how we can stereotype even non-human females.

175826 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman

175875 Side Boob: @A duck again, you are assuming that guy said "Fuck it! I'm parking where I want!" I drive a truck like that, and parking lot people tell me to park it an all sorts of fucked up places simply because cars can't park there. So if you come along and arbitrarily decide that I'm an asshole for parking like that and decide to damage my car, who is the real asshole?

175839 dangerous dave: @A duck ...You didn't think that guy was more the 'mutha bleepa' type?



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Score:
299
 
 Prostata: mostly truth
 whiplash: I can't figure out if I'm in "Party School and Hippie Oasis" or "Hillbillies."
 Knice: I like about half of this.
 Wet farts: Is it strange that I quickly read West Virginia as "West Vagina"?
 Ulillillia: @archanon youtube.com/…
 Jennerator: At least we're not Detroit! (except mini-Detroit)
 jochenau: Map of Ohio during the Corn Wars, ca. 2041.
 archanon: That ghetto amish area might be a nice place to live
 ChubbyBuddy: High on the sides and round in the middle? bothersome
 Ulillillia: Take that, other state!
Image 155829   01-11-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
307
 
 raditzu: This is my kind of hero :D
 Jennerator: Throbbin, to the dick signal!
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, his car still has a rocket booster, but, haha, you don't want to be on the same block as that thing
 Sandor: No no no no no no no....buttman
 ChubbyBuddy: he must work out
 Warrax: Nice butt, man.
Image 155828   01-11-17   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
367
 
 hearsegirl: oh shit. Alice and Grumpy at it again.
 San DoDo: That will leave a hickey
 whiplash: Twilight/Godzilla crossover looking...interesting.
 E. HONDA: "I just... wanted... a hug"
 Warrax: Put your head on my shoooooooouuuuulllderrr...
 Peter Pantsless: "Oh, yeah, baby. You're so T-sexy."
Image 155827   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
258
 
 raditzu: I just love that razor wire. It makes the rest complete.
 Peter Pantsless: I think I saw this place in Hardcore Henry
Image 155826   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
301
 
 Jotun: Black Mirror is a rad show.
 Peter Pantsless: @Noremak It's all in that noodly computer you've got, except for your actions. Those get interpreted by other people's noodly computers. Nobody will ever actually know who "you" are, because they can't. You're the protagonist in your story, but you're the only one reading it. Everyone forms an opinion of you based on how your actions affect them. And that's how you'll be remembered. Forever.
 Noremak: @Peter Pantsless We do? Where is he? Where does the self lie? In a soul? In a consciousness? Is the identity of a subject of communication and not an exact thing? I'm curious of your epistemology.
 Coolguy: Actually a pretty good show.
 Peter Pantsless: Unfortunately, we know exactly where he is
Image 155825   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
603
 
 Side Boob: She's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro
 Peter Pantsless: I love this kinda stuff
Image 155824   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
425
 
 Elleander: A happy-go-up.
Image 155823   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
536
 
 Lestrange: Rad for quad gooseberry
 Kim: It's the same old meme since #19 / in your head, in your head, they are voting
 jochenau: another RAD hangs lowly / purp is slowly takennnn
 Knice: Berrymandering.
 KingTrebek: in the 1920's if something was "the berries" that meant it was the shit
Image 155822   01-11-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
916
 
 antipatterns: Shit on the floor
 Alkavarion: Zardoz prequel is looking pretty rad.
 ChubbyBuddy: nadjectives. im high as shit
 ChubbyBuddy: nerbs and vounds
 ChubbyBuddy: Squanchy (n.) - both crunchy and squashed, as like a broken potato chip
 Headoftheclass: Later on The Tonight Show, Bald Disembodied Jay's special guests are Doctor Emmet Brown, Marty McFly, and the Planter's Peanut Man!
 ClockworkJackalope: I am ok with what you got!
 Scoo: I do like my science extra-squanchy
 Peter Pantsless: Actually getting schwifty seems to solve most problems
 LaeMi: Gettin' Schwifty wid it.
Image 155821   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
554
 
 PenguinBartender: Well THERE'S your problem.
 Fancy Clown: I call the big one Wipey
 raditzu: Aye! Shut the damn door, fool!
 Wet farts: Oh hai!
 Niels Bohr: do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?
 carpwoman: @a robot - I think you may be right.
 a robot: @carpwoman Like this cute lil fella #55295
 a robot: @carpwoman My guess is a possum? Not a North American Opossum but an Australian possum
 Teechur: Do you mind?
 carpwoman: What is it?
 hearsegirl: He's probably mad as hell that people keep shitting on his porch.
 Scoo: So soft and absorbent!
 SomeCanadian: I call the big one Bitey.
 Theta Zero: And you thought they just ran out of toilet paper this entire time.
Image 155820   01-11-17   Uploaded by    WTF
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