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249643  sparenamelaptopdied: Great Expectations

249670  Mr. Butt: BEWARE

249670  mrdiron: It's not just heat vision.

249668  redmonkey3: Won't bounce

249668  sparenamelaptopdied: "DEUCE!!"

249666  raditzu: where's the dent? it's a Death Star!

249619  Zochrot: straight from the 90's vampire the masquerade larp

249666  TurkeyVulture: This is essentially my current truck, except mine's the 3/4 ton. Same dent.

249667  TurkeyVulture: Amazing. I've seen this movie more times than anything except Star Wars. Ive cosplayed as Walter. I wrote a graduate-level post-Marxist analysis of the film. And somehow I rembered the can as a Ralph's store brand coffee. I'm going senile.

249621  Zochrot: I'm tripping balls!

249624  Zochrot: cat cloud city

249666  whcvgre78: Dude I used to drive this truck. I mean, the scuff was on the other side, it had a camper hood, and different hubcaps. But I still have a strong affinity for blue, beat-up chevrolet pickups.

249654  Captain Marsupial: And Lo, the lions shall lie down with the ham. (Wait, we're out of lions? Well how's this joke supposed to work?)

249661  Captain Marsupial: Honey badger always to rad.

249551  BavidDowie: This is fantastic

249555  BavidDowie: Baby's First wailing guitar solo

249660  Zochrot: secure your carabiners kids

249641  Captain Marsupial: Take a look, they're next to that book.

249662  VeeKay: No way could I stand to have him there snoozing without tickling that tummy!

249643  Captain Marsupial: Event Horizon. No, wait that's the other side.

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249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

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249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

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249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

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Score:
536
 
 Lestrange: Rad for quad gooseberry
 Kim: It's the same old meme since #19 / in your head, in your head, they are voting
 jochenau: another RAD hangs lowly / purp is slowly takennnn
 Knice: Berrymandering.
 KingTrebek: in the 1920's if something was "the berries" that meant it was the shit
Image 155822   01-11-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
916
 
 antipatterns: Shit on the floor
 Alkavarion: Zardoz prequel is looking pretty rad.
 ChubbyBuddy: nadjectives. im high as shit
 ChubbyBuddy: nerbs and vounds
 ChubbyBuddy: Squanchy (n.) - both crunchy and squashed, as like a broken potato chip
 Headoftheclass: Later on The Tonight Show, Bald Disembodied Jay's special guests are Doctor Emmet Brown, Marty McFly, and the Planter's Peanut Man!
 ClockworkJackalope: I am ok with what you got!
 Scoo: I do like my science extra-squanchy
 Peter Pantsless: Actually getting schwifty seems to solve most problems
 LaeMi: Gettin' Schwifty wid it.
Image 155821   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
554
 
 PenguinBartender: Well THERE'S your problem.
 Fancy Clown: I call the big one Wipey
 raditzu: Aye! Shut the damn door, fool!
 Wet farts: Oh hai!
 Niels Bohr: do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?
 carpwoman: @a robot - I think you may be right.
 a robot: @carpwoman Like this cute lil fella #55295
 a robot: @carpwoman My guess is a possum? Not a North American Opossum but an Australian possum
 Teechur: Do you mind?
 carpwoman: What is it?
 hearsegirl: He's probably mad as hell that people keep shitting on his porch.
 Scoo: So soft and absorbent!
 SomeCanadian: I call the big one Bitey.
 Theta Zero: And you thought they just ran out of toilet paper this entire time.
Image 155820   01-11-17   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
227
 
 San DoDo: Drink now, little fire truck, so you'll be strong and hydrated
 Wet farts: This bends the connecting rod.
 Musician: Bob you gotta turn in the back. BOB YOU GOTTA TURN IN THE BACK! Oh shit Bob's still on the can.
 Headoftheclass: (sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp) Ahhhhh...tanker's full.
 Hyphae: Quick! Somebody call the water department!!
 Zampano: This fire engine was very thirsty
 TFChicken: @KyleisBobDole Sounds like me except replace water with beer and defense mechanism as "at will"
 KyleisBobDole: A rare shot of a tamed Carrus Ignis being cared for by handlers. They consume several hundred gallons of water, and can expel it forcefully as a defense mechanism.
 Derp Herpigan: I don't think that's how you apply coolant to the engine.
 LaeMi: Which idiot built a canal in front of the fire station this time!
 WTF: "Well, how do you fill the windshield washer fluid in YOUR car?"
Image 155819   01-11-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
216
 
 Telkwa: The secret to tasty pot-stickers is fresh local ingredients.
 2Berries: Meth lab? What meth lab? Thats home made herbicide for that marijuana infestation out back.
 TFChicken: Didn't think a picture could bring me to climax so quickly but here we are, pants soiled.
 Mad Collager: Oh goody! A pot-luck dinner!
 Scoo: Uh, I hate to tell ya, but...
Image 155818   01-11-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
209
 
 Mr. Shine: DIABEETUS
 Side Boob: Cheesecake!
 ping: Don't call me 'Quick'.
 AverageJoe: Sloth
 raditzu: A duck!
 Wet farts: Ponies
 jochenau: MASCOT
 WaffleIron: GATORS!
 RalphyNoPants: Trombone
 fanny: Bosco!
 Noremak: Anime!
 Warrax: Butthorn!
 Mr. Shine: Yellow!
 Headoftheclass: Coco!
 trelyate: porkchops
 ChubbyBuddy: I am.
 SomeCanadian: A GIRLFRIEND.
 Ulillillia: I.. I don't know.. frog?
 Bast Relief: meow
 Knice: Corn.
 square44: Elephant? I win
 Scoo: TURBINE
 Mr. Butt: BALD!
 Derp Herpigan: KITKAT
 Theta Zero: SAXOPHONE
Image 155817   01-11-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
240
 
 Chest Rockwell: Sure, the guy parks like an asshole, but the person who vandalized it is a bigger asshole.
 PenguinBartender: justice.jpg
 raditzu: An @-hole is an @-hole, no matter the car (s)he drives.
 Kohapi: Damn, Chester! Did you see the size of the bird that just flew by?!?
 Prostata: nice!
 Scoo: One carton of eggs per space taken. Seems reasonable.
Image 155816   01-11-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
497
 
 PenguinBartender: "You see, I can afford all of this because I live in my parents' basement. And will continue to."
 White Rice: @mexican this is just a van. When they do full rigs in a similar fashion is makes this look like nothing.
 mexican: Excessive
 Headoftheclass: Draggin' Ballz!
 Dresdenkeogh: Spoiler alert
 Alkavarion: Sorry, boss, I won't be at work until NEXT TIME, ON DRAGONBALL Z.
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, it's cool, but it takes like ten hours to get going
Image 155815   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
566
 
 scribbs: @james The snail looks like a drunk hugging people :-)
 james: @scribbs What do you mean
 Thurb Grunombies: This is beautiful
 scribbs: "I love you, man."
Image 155814   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
443
 
 Side Boob: LCARS
 yev: iCash
 Mr. Shine: Set withdrawal; warp factor 5. Engage!
 TFChicken: THE FUTURE!
 Zampano: This ATM is weird
Image 155813   01-11-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
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