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221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

221615  boozer: Is this in San Francisco?

221607  Kaviri: The chemists assistant scratched his head as he wandered the market. Where am I going to find fruit this time of year?

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221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious

221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221475 tib gubb: coo lad

221563 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?



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Score:
536
 
 Lestrange: Rad for quad gooseberry
 Kim: It's the same old meme since #19 / in your head, in your head, they are voting
 jochenau: another RAD hangs lowly / purp is slowly takennnn
 Knice: Berrymandering.
 KingTrebek: in the 1920's if something was "the berries" that meant it was the shit
Image 155822   01-11-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
916
 
 antipatterns: Shit on the floor
 Alkavarion: Zardoz prequel is looking pretty rad.
 ChubbyBuddy: nadjectives. im high as shit
 ChubbyBuddy: nerbs and vounds
 ChubbyBuddy: Squanchy (n.) - both crunchy and squashed, as like a broken potato chip
 Headoftheclass: Later on The Tonight Show, Bald Disembodied Jay's special guests are Doctor Emmet Brown, Marty McFly, and the Planter's Peanut Man!
 ClockworkJackalope: I am ok with what you got!
 Scoo: I do like my science extra-squanchy
 Peter Pantsless: Actually getting schwifty seems to solve most problems
 LaeMi: Gettin' Schwifty wid it.
Image 155821   01-11-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
554
 
 PenguinBartender: Well THERE'S your problem.
 Fancy Clown: I call the big one Wipey
 raditzu: Aye! Shut the damn door, fool!
 Wet farts: Oh hai!
 Niels Bohr: do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?
 carpwoman: @a robot - I think you may be right.
 a robot: @carpwoman Like this cute lil fella #55295
 a robot: @carpwoman My guess is a possum? Not a North American Opossum but an Australian possum
 Teechur: Do you mind?
 carpwoman: What is it?
 hearsegirl: He's probably mad as hell that people keep shitting on his porch.
 Scoo: So soft and absorbent!
 SomeCanadian: I call the big one Bitey.
 Theta Zero: And you thought they just ran out of toilet paper this entire time.
Image 155820   01-11-17   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
227
 
 San DoDo: Drink now, little fire truck, so you'll be strong and hydrated
 Wet farts: This bends the connecting rod.
 Musician: Bob you gotta turn in the back. BOB YOU GOTTA TURN IN THE BACK! Oh shit Bob's still on the can.
 Headoftheclass: (sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp) Ahhhhh...tanker's full.
 Hyphae: Quick! Somebody call the water department!!
 Zampano: This fire engine was very thirsty
 TFChicken: @KyleisBobDole Sounds like me except replace water with beer and defense mechanism as "at will"
 KyleisBobDole: A rare shot of a tamed Carrus Ignis being cared for by handlers. They consume several hundred gallons of water, and can expel it forcefully as a defense mechanism.
 Derp Herpigan: I don't think that's how you apply coolant to the engine.
 LaeMi: Which idiot built a canal in front of the fire station this time!
 WTF: "Well, how do you fill the windshield washer fluid in YOUR car?"
Image 155819   01-11-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
216
 
 Telkwa: The secret to tasty pot-stickers is fresh local ingredients.
 2Berries: Meth lab? What meth lab? Thats home made herbicide for that marijuana infestation out back.
 TFChicken: Didn't think a picture could bring me to climax so quickly but here we are, pants soiled.
 Mad Collager: Oh goody! A pot-luck dinner!
 Scoo: Uh, I hate to tell ya, but...
Image 155818   01-11-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
209
 
 Mr. Shine: DIABEETUS
 Side Boob: Cheesecake!
 ping: Don't call me 'Quick'.
 AverageJoe: Sloth
 raditzu: A duck!
 Wet farts: Ponies
 jochenau: MASCOT
 WaffleIron: GATORS!
 RalphyNoPants: Trombone
 fanny: Bosco!
 Noremak: Anime!
 Warrax: Butthorn!
 Mr. Shine: Yellow!
 Headoftheclass: Coco!
 trelyate: porkchops
 ChubbyBuddy: I am.
 SomeCanadian: A GIRLFRIEND.
 Ulillillia: I.. I don't know.. frog?
 Bast Relief: meow
 Knice: Corn.
 square44: Elephant? I win
 Scoo: TURBINE
 Mr. Butt: BALD!
 Derp Herpigan: KITKAT
 Theta Zero: SAXOPHONE
Image 155817   01-11-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
240
 
 Chest Rockwell: Sure, the guy parks like an asshole, but the person who vandalized it is a bigger asshole.
 PenguinBartender: justice.jpg
 raditzu: An @-hole is an @-hole, no matter the car (s)he drives.
 Kohapi: Damn, Chester! Did you see the size of the bird that just flew by?!?
 Prostata: nice!
 Scoo: One carton of eggs per space taken. Seems reasonable.
Image 155816   01-11-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
497
 
 PenguinBartender: "You see, I can afford all of this because I live in my parents' basement. And will continue to."
 White Rice: @mexican this is just a van. When they do full rigs in a similar fashion is makes this look like nothing.
 mexican: Excessive
 Headoftheclass: Draggin' Ballz!
 Dresdenkeogh: Spoiler alert
 Alkavarion: Sorry, boss, I won't be at work until NEXT TIME, ON DRAGONBALL Z.
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, it's cool, but it takes like ten hours to get going
Image 155815   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
566
 
 scribbs: @james The snail looks like a drunk hugging people :-)
 james: @scribbs What do you mean
 Thurb Grunombies: This is beautiful
 scribbs: "I love you, man."
Image 155814   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
443
 
 Side Boob: LCARS
 yev: iCash
 Mr. Shine: Set withdrawal; warp factor 5. Engage!
 TFChicken: THE FUTURE!
 Zampano: This ATM is weird
Image 155813   01-11-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
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