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163320  Alkavarion: My favourite multiplayer level in GoldenEye.

163343  Dresdenkeogh: a combination smart phone/self defense device. In case you wanted to accidently mace yourself whilst selfieing.

163345  Dresdenkeogh: One wan one, won Wan's one one.

163345  guest: I think that that 'that' that that guy used actually should have been a 'which.'

163333  duchaschmeremol: Never forget those that gave their lives in service of a government that blows up inhabited [put any geographic designation here]

163318  Dresdenkeogh: @Knice @Lestrange *cassowary pun*

163343  bug: What am I looking at? Is your phone pregnant?

163331  Dresdenkeogh: @WaffleIron awwwwww yis

163336  fanny: @fanny i found a picture i'll upload, but not as cool without music

163339  WTF: A little more humane than hitting mice with mallets...

163335  duchaschmeremol: another failed c-ring design

163313  SunWukong: I see a giant spider. But that happens a lot.

163341  Knice: I'm guessing this story was told to many medical professionals.

163316  ch: seal in the basket / please talk free / the door is locked / just you and me / can i take you to a restaurant / that's got glass tables / you can watch yourself / while you are eating

163342  Knice: This course should be mandatory.

163317  ch: why can't I, hold all this toast?

163339  fanny: ahh... so THIS is how the MeowMix jingle is played!

163334  Mexico: Don't diss my friends, lady.

163337  Mexico: The Soviet Union's most righteous half pipe.

163325  ch: where is my giant shoe

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163164 Jaunty Shrimp: @Warrax Then you shoulda put a ring on it

163183 tokyopig: Long after Bullwinkle and Rocky retired from showbiz and settled down in the suburbs with their children, Boris and Natasha continued fruitlessly to "finally get rid of Moose and Squirrel"

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163149 Mexico: @Mexico's working on some stuff! You don't need to wall me off until I have it together!

163229 Snake Jesus: Fallout: New Vegas has changed.

163133 tokyopig: After my last embarrassing trip to the hospital I vowed to only use dildos with a sturdy rip cord, but *sigh* here we are. I guess that's why the call it irony.

163138 Zukero: This is a firefighting drone. It is sucking out the fire, to dispose of it later in a safe environment.

163248 Snake Jesus: I've never jerked it to a pizza, but whatever gets you going, I guess.

163226 ChubbyBuddy: i do the same thing when i hear the ice cream truck



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Score:
209
 
 Mr. Shine: DIABEETUS
 Side Boob: Cheesecake!
 ping: Don't call me 'Quick'.
 AverageJoe: Sloth
 raditzu: A duck!
 Wet farts: Ponies
 jochenau: MASCOT
 WaffleIron: GATORS!
 RalphyNoPants: Trombone
 fanny: Bosco!
 Noremak: Anime!
 Warrax: Butthorn!
 Mr. Shine: Yellow!
 Headoftheclass: Coco!
 trelyate: porkchops
 ChubbyBuddy: I am.
 SomeCanadian: A GIRLFRIEND.
 Ulillillia: I.. I don't know.. frog?
 Bast Relief: meow
 Knice: Corn.
 square44: Elephant? I win
 Scoo: TURBINE
 Mr. Butt: BALD!
 Derp Herpigan: KITKAT
 Theta Zero: SAXOPHONE
Image 155817   01-11-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
240
 
 Chest Rockwell: Sure, the guy parks like an asshole, but the person who vandalized it is a bigger asshole.
 PenguinBartender: justice.jpg
 raditzu: An @-hole is an @-hole, no matter the car (s)he drives.
 Kohapi: Damn, Chester! Did you see the size of the bird that just flew by?!?
 Prostata: nice!
 Scoo: One carton of eggs per space taken. Seems reasonable.
Image 155816   01-11-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
497
 
 PenguinBartender: "You see, I can afford all of this because I live in my parents' basement. And will continue to."
 White Rice: @mexican this is just a van. When they do full rigs in a similar fashion is makes this look like nothing.
 mexican: Excessive
 Headoftheclass: Draggin' Ballz!
 Dresdenkeogh: Spoiler alert
 Alkavarion: Sorry, boss, I won't be at work until NEXT TIME, ON DRAGONBALL Z.
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, it's cool, but it takes like ten hours to get going
Image 155815   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
566
 
 scribbs: @james The snail looks like a drunk hugging people :-)
 james: @scribbs What do you mean
 Thurb Grunombies: This is beautiful
 scribbs: "I love you, man."
Image 155814   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
443
 
 Side Boob: LCARS
 yev: iCash
 Mr. Shine: Set withdrawal; warp factor 5. Engage!
 TFChicken: THE FUTURE!
 Zampano: This ATM is weird
Image 155813   01-11-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
414
 
 Zukero: Yep. That's a rad classic.
 AverageJoe: tonight in "I can't believe they invended it"
 Borkf: It should squirt out a top hat and monacle.
 Peter Pantsless: "Yep, this is fine."
Image 155812   01-11-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
227
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Good personality tomatoes.
 Science: @Warrax @Peter Pantsless: And people are starting to realize this. Which means that grocery stores will step up to the plate and offer us ugly veggies for a premium price.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice @Warrax And yet we waste millions every year because people don't like ugly produce and it gets thrown out. I believe French supermarkets are actually required by law to donate this unsold, but perfectly good, food.
 Warrax: @Knice Weird veggies are usually tastier. Not bred for looks.
 Knice: Those look good as hell, tbh.
 LaeMi: Real tomatoes have lumps.
 tib gubb: just cook in the dark, you won't be able to tell the difference.
 Peter Pantsless: You say tomater, I zader matermorts
Image 155811   01-11-17   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
587
 
 Cami: Now it needs a complete redo.
 Musician: The tile setter got sidetracked.
 Peter Pantsless: @LaeMi Well, you see, they had this crazy idea, but since it wouldn't REALLY work, and they still wanted to LOOK clever, they actually went and bought new tile anyway. Ended up up costing more. 2/10 would not hire again.
 LaeMi: @Peter Pantsless - hmmm, those larger curved bits couldn't be made from broken squares.
 Peter Pantsless: Gotta do something with those broken pieces
Image 155810   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
241
 
 Thurb Grunombies: You got viruses on my bacteria! No, you got bacteria under my viruses!
 sparename: "Penicillin - for the girl who has everything"
 jochenau: Now with infection-y sprinkles!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Just girly things.
Image 155809   01-11-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
76
 
 whiplash: Dyslexia is difficult to live with, but even moreso if you're a graffiti artist.
 Lestrange: Pleathe
 San DoDo: plz
 tib gubb: take it bakc
 Dresdenkeogh: @LaeMi my legs hurt, im tired
 Bolt Vanderhuge: yeah alright
 Scoo: Please
 LaeMi: Is that a request?
Image 155808   01-11-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
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