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221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

221615  boozer: Is this in San Francisco?

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221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221577 Morpen Lungus: Stay classy Australia.

221563 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!

221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts



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Score:
238
 
 Lestrange: Big Bang Theory went down hill after recasting
 Ulillillia: Get Away
 WTF: They should put people in front of cameras speaking these words and show it on TV.
Image 155806   01-11-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
729
 
 Yttermayn : @Theta Zero Thank you for shitting on my point. ;)
 Lestrange: Parenting skills to the mad max
 Cami: Imagination bridges the gap.
 a sedated moose: @Peter Pantsless totally agree.
 Peter Pantsless: Honestly one of the best action movies I've seen in a while
 Theta Zero: @Yttermayn "Mad Max poster"
 Yttermayn : Kid's rad, but why is she watching mad max?!
 LaeMi: Your 3 year old is RAD.
Image 155805   01-11-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
271
 
 PenguinBartender: Instructions unclear, fell in chemical vat.
 Lestrange: Peggy didn't get better dude.
 AverageJoe: Piano tuner... I might need one of those
 2Berries: Have you ever looked at a hero & thought "i could totally take him"? Do you prefer being referred to by number? Do you lack significant ties to friends & family? Then maybe henching is for you!
 yev: piano tuning. no weirdos.
 Headoftheclass: Hmmm, an ad for nude backpacking women of all shapes and si- Holy shit! An evil genius is hiring minions?!? Lasers provided?!? Damn, if I only had a functional resume....
 Scoo: No weirdos
Image 155804   01-11-17   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
288
 
 whiplash: Look, I only HAD two colours of frosting.
 Lestrange: Awesome and hilarious
 Lestrange: Awesome and hilarious
 Thurb Grunombies: Skeptical skull judges you
 Yttermayn : They live.
 SomeCanadian: Doot de los Muertos
 Scoo: Nailed it!
 Sadbot: Diar dar les moortos
Image 155803   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
571
 
 SomeCanadian: Needs googly eyes.
Image 155802   01-11-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
849
 
 Side Boob: Whatcha thinkin'? :allears:
 mexican: "So tell me about your day"
 SomeCanadian: I dunno. I'm cute, but sometimes I think I'm TOO cute, ya know?
 Sadbot: You've cuted your way into my cold heart, you stripey little bastard.
 a robot: "Oh, nothing. Just kitten things."
 Peter Pantsless: "Do go on..."
 Peach: [sfx: non-stop kisses]
Image 155801   01-11-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
295
 
 whiplash: "Someone shouted 'Duck' and I thought they were just calling my name, so I didn't do anything. Then this damn laughing dog shot off my foot."
 AverageJoe: goose
 E. HONDA: anatidaephobia
 Shay: AF-LAC
 Hosebag: That's what happens when you don't pay your Bill.
 Sadbot: @LaeMi I shall eat some more unagi, in defense of ducks everywhere
 LaeMi: My birth town has a lot of ducks with missing feet. I believe it is eels in one of the major ponds.
Image 155800   01-11-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
362
 
 flowers: @Dresdenkeogh i lolled irl at this
 Dresdenkeogh: Thanks beer, I needed that .
 Peter Pantsless: Unless you're in the UK
Image 155799   01-11-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
508
 
 Noremak: @Zukero Two and a half weeks later, I sure hope it did by now.
 Zukero: Some people just want to watch christmas burn.
 White Rice: Why? For the glory of Santa!
 Cami: NAUGHTY!
 WaffleIron: HO HO HO. HO HO HO.
 hearsegirl: stay out of the toxic santa smoke.
 hearsegirl: war on christmas
 antipatterns: Be strong, men. This beast fears fire.
 fanny: should i be laughing hysterically at this? others in the room are giving me strange looks (and by others i mean my cat)
 Yttermayn : When you spell Santa as s-a-t-a-n.
 Wet farts: Hindenclaus
 Peach: Santa brought lots of coal for 2016.
 Sandor: Only way to kill Stay Puft Santa was to cross the beams
Image 155798   01-11-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
587
 
 Side Boob: Sometimes I like to use my little mouth. "I wants to play too"
 Bast Relief: Equus vs. Aliens
 Bast Relief: Equus vs. Aliens
 hearsegirl: First I'm going to neigh at you with my big mouth. then i'm going to neigh at you with my little mouth.
 a sedated moose: @fanny it's horses all the way down, man.
 fanny: is this why you don't look a gift horse in the mouth? is it just more horses??
 tib gubb: this explains a lot
 Hosebag: His throat is a little horse.
 Hosebag: What the hell did you feed Mr. Ed?
 Dresdenkeogh: Can someone shop the shadows to be something equally threatening?
 Peter Pantsless: Is your girlfriend a xenohorse?
Image 155797   01-11-17   Uploaded by    dope
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