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168974  Rat-Butt: Well, Mittens, we gotta burn the house down one this one... better get the naplam flamethrower with an extra tank, just to be sure...

168975  Rat-Butt: Bitch! You coming at me with my own hair style? We will fight for the honor of who gets to keep the hair!!!

169507  mrwiffler: Classy news paper from the looks of it.

169503  WTF: "Thank you for cleansing our spirits but that's not going to stop us from building an oil pipeline on your sovereign land, passing through your sacred burial site."

168981  Rat-Butt: Hair balls! I hate hair balls...

168987  Rat-Butt: Man, I would be stylin in that fly honey car! The Cougars would be flocking...

167632  Rat-Butt: When a woman holds her fart for too long...please, women, just let them rip

169445  Mr. Shine: What former Russian (and lets be honest, soon to be again) state is this?

169467  Rat-Butt: Not the face! Not the the hair!

169436  grizzly: Sooo...me too.

169449  grizzly: I find these to be the most majestic of all water creatures.

169503  SomeCanadian: This charming display of peace and humanity sickens me.

169458  Mr. Shine: I have a lot of problems with this.

169504  SomeCanadian: Targeted advertising at its finest.

169476  Rat-Butt: Yep, time to crank up the flame thrower...

169460  Mr. Shine: Avon calling! Uh, Candygram! Publisher's Sweepstakes? Grandma?!

169395  El Barto: @Lestrange and kitty owns EVERYTHING!

169301  SomeCanadian: @jochenau Hey, in this day of terrorism, we can't afford to be lenient.

169488  Rat-Butt: Steven Universe needs to make a call at the donut shop while Larrs and Sadie watch in abject horror...

169491  Rat-Butt: ...the horror...the horror...

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

169404 redmonkey3: That would be a notification worth seeing!

169322 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers

169434 ThatGuy: Give the heart a hard sear and serve rare with a capr lemon sauce and some shave pecorino romano, rest easy knowing all are dommed to the cold grip of death and your own previously-secured seat in the amphitheare of hell.

169408 Warrax: @Scoo A friend of mine got genital warts from a medic in a port-a-potty at Ft. Irwin.

169361 Mr. Shine: Enough with these.

169373 UseYourName: Yet more proof that green-face is never ok

169300 Peter Pantsless: @hearsegirl Well hopefully I taught them a lesson. As far as they know, I wasn't lying. Maybe she'll teach her kid that people don't bite one another haha

169456 El Barto: @Mr. Butt oh to see the world through rose tinted glasses.

169367 apoxia: "I can get fat now"

169370 Scoo: Hey, Booboo!



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hat thrab uploaded 169328 (791 points)
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Mexico uploaded 168985 (736 points)
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 7. Zampano: 3650 points
 8. Mr Bleak: 3234 points
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10. Scoo: 2911 points
11. Warrax: 2865 points
12. Thyming: 2648 points
13. Peter Pantsless: 2643 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 2459 points
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Score:
729
 
 Yttermayn : @Theta Zero Thank you for shitting on my point. ;)
 Lestrange: Parenting skills to the mad max
 Cami: Imagination bridges the gap.
 a sedated moose: @Peter Pantsless totally agree.
 Peter Pantsless: Honestly one of the best action movies I've seen in a while
 Theta Zero: @Yttermayn "Mad Max poster"
 Yttermayn : Kid's rad, but why is she watching mad max?!
 LaeMi: Your 3 year old is RAD.
Image 155805   01-11-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
271
 
 PenguinBartender: Instructions unclear, fell in chemical vat.
 Lestrange: Peggy didn't get better dude.
 AverageJoe: Piano tuner... I might need one of those
 2Berries: Have you ever looked at a hero & thought "i could totally take him"? Do you prefer being referred to by number? Do you lack significant ties to friends & family? Then maybe henching is for you!
 yev: piano tuning. no weirdos.
 Headoftheclass: Hmmm, an ad for nude backpacking women of all shapes and si- Holy shit! An evil genius is hiring minions?!? Lasers provided?!? Damn, if I only had a functional resume....
 Scoo: No weirdos
Image 155804   01-11-17   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
288
 
 whiplash: Look, I only HAD two colours of frosting.
 Lestrange: Awesome and hilarious
 Lestrange: Awesome and hilarious
 Thurb Grunombies: Skeptical skull judges you
 Yttermayn : They live.
 SomeCanadian: Doot de los Muertos
 Scoo: Nailed it!
 Sadbot: Diar dar les moortos
Image 155803   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
571
 
 SomeCanadian: Needs googly eyes.
Image 155802   01-11-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
849
 
 Side Boob: Whatcha thinkin'? :allears:
 mexican: "So tell me about your day"
 SomeCanadian: I dunno. I'm cute, but sometimes I think I'm TOO cute, ya know?
 Sadbot: You've cuted your way into my cold heart, you stripey little bastard.
 a robot: "Oh, nothing. Just kitten things."
 Peter Pantsless: "Do go on..."
 Peach: [sfx: non-stop kisses]
Image 155801   01-11-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
295
 
 whiplash: "Someone shouted 'Duck' and I thought they were just calling my name, so I didn't do anything. Then this damn laughing dog shot off my foot."
 AverageJoe: goose
 E. HONDA: anatidaephobia
 Shay: AF-LAC
 Hosebag: That's what happens when you don't pay your Bill.
 Sadbot: @LaeMi I shall eat some more unagi, in defense of ducks everywhere
 LaeMi: My birth town has a lot of ducks with missing feet. I believe it is eels in one of the major ponds.
Image 155800   01-11-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
362
 
 flowers: @Dresdenkeogh i lolled irl at this
 Dresdenkeogh: Thanks beer, I needed that .
 Peter Pantsless: Unless you're in the UK
Image 155799   01-11-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
508
 
 Noremak: @Zukero Two and a half weeks later, I sure hope it did by now.
 Zukero: Some people just want to watch christmas burn.
 White Rice: Why? For the glory of Santa!
 Cami: NAUGHTY!
 WaffleIron: HO HO HO. HO HO HO.
 hearsegirl: stay out of the toxic santa smoke.
 hearsegirl: war on christmas
 antipatterns: Be strong, men. This beast fears fire.
 fanny: should i be laughing hysterically at this? others in the room are giving me strange looks (and by others i mean my cat)
 Yttermayn : When you spell Santa as s-a-t-a-n.
 Wet farts: Hindenclaus
 Peach: Santa brought lots of coal for 2016.
 Sandor: Only way to kill Stay Puft Santa was to cross the beams
Image 155798   01-11-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
587
 
 Side Boob: Sometimes I like to use my little mouth. "I wants to play too"
 Bast Relief: Equus vs. Aliens
 Bast Relief: Equus vs. Aliens
 hearsegirl: First I'm going to neigh at you with my big mouth. then i'm going to neigh at you with my little mouth.
 a sedated moose: @fanny it's horses all the way down, man.
 fanny: is this why you don't look a gift horse in the mouth? is it just more horses??
 tib gubb: this explains a lot
 Hosebag: His throat is a little horse.
 Hosebag: What the hell did you feed Mr. Ed?
 Dresdenkeogh: Can someone shop the shadows to be something equally threatening?
 Peter Pantsless: Is your girlfriend a xenohorse?
Image 155797   01-11-17   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
359
 
 Yttermayn : The fireworks are taking her mind of of the horrible accident that left her missing her left arm and a tire tread scar over her tramp stamp.
 Dresdenkeogh: This is really pretty.
Image 155796   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
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