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210906  karpeles: Shitty spelling aside, this can't be legal. Who sets the boundary on what is or isn't parkour?

210872  Hokie333: [tries to dive, Scrooge McDuck style] Aackgh! [Breaks neck]

210906  AFanOfSprite: Weird, they are trying to ban movement.

210905  Hokie333: Yeah, I hate trackpads and tiny 'travel' laptop mice too.

210896  bug: I don't see it... wait, yes, there it is. Your last shred of dignity. Ok, now turn around.

210878  Dan Tagonistic: Rad for 360 degree diggers

210850  Hokie333: *squeek-a* *squeak-ah* *squeak* *squeek-a*...

210888  Dan Tagonistic: Rad for 360 degree diggers

210906  foreversmug: No, you see, the park doesn't allow people with only average midsections. You have to be either really in shape or really out of shape to use this park. People with average midsections need to find another place to go.

210896  WTF: "Bill, a 'yes' would suffice. We don't need to consummate the engagement right here."

210859  bug: Is that a tattoo of a "cut here" dotted line around his neck?

210788  Wooden Spoon: @tib gubb: read Justin Cronin's The Passage. That's pretty much what it's about. Awesome book.

210896  Christina: Now, propose.

210906  MyPasswordAintPassword: No playing on the playground!

210884  Hokie333: o/' I'm gonna vote against benefits / while I collect my benefits...

210869  bug: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bullets.

210850  Christina: Some fashion is so nope.

210896  Dr. Bathroom: Are those gas chromatographs on the table? Pretty neat.

210904  ineedhepl: Why didn't you fill her bowl with milk?

210871  bug: That... took a lot of work.

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Score:
271
 
 PenguinBartender: Instructions unclear, fell in chemical vat.
 Lestrange: Peggy didn't get better dude.
 AverageJoe: Piano tuner... I might need one of those
 2Berries: Have you ever looked at a hero & thought "i could totally take him"? Do you prefer being referred to by number? Do you lack significant ties to friends & family? Then maybe henching is for you!
 yev: piano tuning. no weirdos.
 Headoftheclass: Hmmm, an ad for nude backpacking women of all shapes and si- Holy shit! An evil genius is hiring minions?!? Lasers provided?!? Damn, if I only had a functional resume....
 Scoo: No weirdos
Image 155804   01-11-17   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
288
 
 whiplash: Look, I only HAD two colours of frosting.
 Lestrange: Awesome and hilarious
 Lestrange: Awesome and hilarious
 Thurb Grunombies: Skeptical skull judges you
 Yttermayn : They live.
 SomeCanadian: Doot de los Muertos
 Scoo: Nailed it!
 Sadbot: Diar dar les moortos
Image 155803   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
571
 
 SomeCanadian: Needs googly eyes.
Image 155802   01-11-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
849
 
 Side Boob: Whatcha thinkin'? :allears:
 mexican: "So tell me about your day"
 SomeCanadian: I dunno. I'm cute, but sometimes I think I'm TOO cute, ya know?
 Sadbot: You've cuted your way into my cold heart, you stripey little bastard.
 a robot: "Oh, nothing. Just kitten things."
 Peter Pantsless: "Do go on..."
 Peach: [sfx: non-stop kisses]
Image 155801   01-11-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
295
 
 whiplash: "Someone shouted 'Duck' and I thought they were just calling my name, so I didn't do anything. Then this damn laughing dog shot off my foot."
 AverageJoe: goose
 E. HONDA: anatidaephobia
 Shay: AF-LAC
 Hosebag: That's what happens when you don't pay your Bill.
 Sadbot: @LaeMi I shall eat some more unagi, in defense of ducks everywhere
 LaeMi: My birth town has a lot of ducks with missing feet. I believe it is eels in one of the major ponds.
Image 155800   01-11-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
362
 
 flowers: @Dresdenkeogh i lolled irl at this
 Dresdenkeogh: Thanks beer, I needed that .
 Peter Pantsless: Unless you're in the UK
Image 155799   01-11-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
508
 
 Noremak: @Zukero Two and a half weeks later, I sure hope it did by now.
 Zukero: Some people just want to watch christmas burn.
 White Rice: Why? For the glory of Santa!
 Cami: NAUGHTY!
 WaffleIron: HO HO HO. HO HO HO.
 hearsegirl: stay out of the toxic santa smoke.
 hearsegirl: war on christmas
 antipatterns: Be strong, men. This beast fears fire.
 fanny: should i be laughing hysterically at this? others in the room are giving me strange looks (and by others i mean my cat)
 Yttermayn : When you spell Santa as s-a-t-a-n.
 Wet farts: Hindenclaus
 Peach: Santa brought lots of coal for 2016.
 Sandor: Only way to kill Stay Puft Santa was to cross the beams
Image 155798   01-11-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
587
 
 Side Boob: Sometimes I like to use my little mouth. "I wants to play too"
 Bast Relief: Equus vs. Aliens
 Bast Relief: Equus vs. Aliens
 hearsegirl: First I'm going to neigh at you with my big mouth. then i'm going to neigh at you with my little mouth.
 a sedated moose: @fanny it's horses all the way down, man.
 fanny: is this why you don't look a gift horse in the mouth? is it just more horses??
 tib gubb: this explains a lot
 Hosebag: His throat is a little horse.
 Hosebag: What the hell did you feed Mr. Ed?
 Dresdenkeogh: Can someone shop the shadows to be something equally threatening?
 Peter Pantsless: Is your girlfriend a xenohorse?
Image 155797   01-11-17   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
359
 
 Yttermayn : The fireworks are taking her mind of of the horrible accident that left her missing her left arm and a tire tread scar over her tramp stamp.
 Dresdenkeogh: This is really pretty.
Image 155796   01-11-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
190
 
 hearsegirl: they forgot the washers.
 Scoo: Peace out
 Dresdenkeogh: Deuces.
 Headoftheclass: Good Lord, I picked the right team for once!
 Peter Pantsless: "Later, shitlords. Whaddup, regular lord?"
Image 155795   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
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