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198755  duckfarts: v good signage at this place

198755  duckfarts: if you keep licking, you'll get through that window eventually

198381  Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Okay I'm on board. "Some Manner of Benevolent AI" in 2020!

198738  Scoo: I imagine it's frozen into the shape of dongs

198750  Shay: Looks like somebody's craving for a California cheeseburger!

198755  Ulillillia: Mmm...glass.

198741  Scoo: You don't buy it, you rent it

198639  hajjpodge: This obsession with compromise and middle ground is why liberals and their electoral prospects are in the dumpster.

198682  Felicity: @Robespierre I like to give it, I like to get some too *(anguished cat sounds)*

198733  Felicity: Makes the cat look like a My Little Pony

198637  Borkf: @White Rice "You have my axe!"

198639  Borkf: @Sadbot True, but I'm weary of people forgetting history. Trump's whole rise to power was unsettling from an outside perspective.

198735  Donut: HE'S DRUNK AGAIN!

198740  Donut: Next song in list: I Went All In, Have No Regrets, Can I please Stop Doing This Now?

198639  Borkf: @hajjpodge Just because you're not punching someone doesn't mean you have to hold hands and sing. Like most things in life, there is a middle ground, this one just happens to involve a lot more use of the phrase "fuck off" than usual. As for the "lol", I'll just leave this here goo.gl/…

197751  LKoroton: Game of Thrones leak

198747  Donut: Some smartass with post-it notes. That's what startled it.

198731  Not A Bot: I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.

198754  Felicity: M-M-M-MASK (MASK!)

198748  Donut: "I'd be fine with this if you didn't turn my other foot into a wastebasket."

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198639 hajjpodge: This obsession with compromise and middle ground is why liberals and their electoral prospects are in the dumpster.

198649 ignatz: @White Rice No wukkas spacefriend :)

198673 Mr. Shine: Meri$$a was last seen in a selfie posted noon today. . . .

198558 Skaalar: *screams into own hands*

198667 Mr. Shine: @fanny @Sadbot @Knice My son and I sat out a picnic table with dice, a deck of cards, one of my swords, a revolver, a pocket watch, some crow feathers, a knife, and a singing bowl, just in case there were any mystical energies to absorb. Pittsburgh had good weather, and we had a pretty good view.

198547 VoR: @Felicity ...

198637 Borkf: @White Rice "You have my axe!"

198642 ignatz: @Christina Krekt.

198685 Skaalar: Your grow room and your bedroom should not be the same place.

198671 Skaalar: Seriously, fuck seagulls. They're almost as bad as pandas.



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 Lestrange: My shame: got one that says 'Come back with a warrant'.
 LaeMi: @fanny - you need some little 'Citation Needed' stickers from XKCD to put around her house!
 sparename: I've seen fridge magnets saying "Dull Women Have Immaculate Houses" - sort of borderline..
 Flarmie: My dad has a doormat that says "Please don't post what this doormat says on any websites with purple monsters in the corner" Luckily, the mascot isn't a monster.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny oh that stuff is the worst. I knew a couple who had that in giant letters on their wall
 fanny: @ThatGuy it wasn't cited on her tacky tile. Neither is any of the "live, laugh, love" shit that's plastered on basically every other item she owns
 fanny: @Derp Herpigan groan! That's awful!!
 ThatGuy: @fanny Julia Childs said that.
 Derp Herpigan: @fanny We didn't buy it, but I saw at a local Hobby Lobby some wall decoration that said "In this house 'Normal' is just a setting on the Dryer"
 tritium: @Scoo That sounds like the worst doormat. I brought a fine Beaujolais, should I just drink it myself?
 fanny: @Scoo ugh. Can we use this post to write down stupid quotes like that? My mother in law has a tile in her kitchen that says "I cook with wine. Sometimes it even makes it into the recipe"
 Scoo: My friend has an equally stupid doormat that says "We only drink Australian wine here. Did you bring any?"
Image 155787   01-11-17   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
391
 
 whiplash: "Also double as ear wax cleaners."
 whiplash: Too fabulous for KKK.
 AverageJoe: goddammit mike!
 Scoo: At first I thought these were tubes of Super Glue
 WaffleIron: No one expects the holy week in cartagena!
Image 155786   01-11-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
500
 
 PenguinBartender: Someone either REALLY good or REALLY bad is on the other end of that line.
 Side Boob: errmahgard...
 Lestrange: Rad for eye roll
 yev: yeah, mum, i'm nailing it now
 well duh: Apparently, she needs to watch the videotape.
 Radstarboom: brain sucking hair bun.
 ethanterry: I'll have what she's having.
 Peter Pantsless: Huh. I guess cell phone radiation DOES cause brain damage
 Shay: Ahhh....hello??? Is you....ummm....run refrigerating? Well, uh, dude could get me some food, I'm stoned as fuck man.
 Scoo: What the fuck is up with those faux fingertips?
 Peach: I'll have to call you back, there's someone less exhausting on the other line.
 Musician: "I can't even.... something. I dunno what. Maybe I'll come up with a phrase when they invent a phone I can talk on without speaking. TTYL."
 LaeMi: I sometimes have to take calls like that.
Image 155785   01-11-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
226
 
 Derp Herpigan: You know the worst part about these lights is that if you put them up well in advance of Christmas day, you'll have half of the lights go out on you before the big day actually arrives.
 WaffleIron: @LaeMi : ditto
 LaeMi: I'd just post my power-bill notice with a quite low number on the wall.
Image 155784   01-11-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
294
 
 Lestrange: Museum of dirt
 DrinkMixMan: @LaeMi Wait, no! That was the lever for deploying bellbottom pant legs! youtu.be/…
 LaeMi: Pull lever for mass extinction.
Image 155783   01-11-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
548
 
 Lestrange: Beach snuggle monster
 AverageJoe: there is that boss from super mario sunshine...
 a sedated moose: Grape jellyfish?
 Hosebag: @Headoftheclass "NO KILL I"
 Headoftheclass: I saw this episode of Star Trek. Kirk tries having sex with it, the shell cracks, and Spock has to mind-meld with it so it doesn't kill any more Red Shirts.
 XLY: I for won welcome our new mascot overlords
 Peach: Yum, grape is my favorite flavor.
 Scoo: Mascot's larval stage
 San DoDo: AG went to the beach one day..rip AG
 Peter Pantsless: As it took its first timid steps onto dry land, the proto-mascot immediately set out in search of rad
Image 155782   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
523
 
 Kess: I think my heart just exploded.
 Headoftheclass: ...or maybe this was the episode. Looks similar.
 Annoying Vegan : Jurassic Bark
 Peter Pantsless: Every place is a place to love dogs!
 hearsegirl: rarw...zzzzz
Image 155781   01-11-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
480
 
 a sedated moose: I'm pooping right now!
 Wet farts: Where?
 Headoftheclass: No, it says, "POOP ED. TODAY". The health clinic at Target is having a seminar on digestive health.
 Niels Bohr: Braggart! I'm doing good if I can squeeze out two a week.
 Dr. Bathroom: Lucky...
 Radstarboom: Everyday someone in the world unknowingly poops the biggest poop that day.
 Ulillillia: If I didn't at least once a day, I'd worry.
 Sadbot: I eat so little that this image caused me to pause and wonder "did I?"
 sparename: I'm tired, too
 Scoo: Congratulations!
 Knice: If it weren't for minor accomplishments, I'd have none.
Image 155780   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
221
 
 Yttermayn : My colonoscopy.
Image 155779   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
186
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Larping at 4 am
 Shay: @a robot Yup, you're right. If you squint closely to the left, there's a six-pack of Tecante.
 a robot: @a sedated moose Alcohol, I'm guessing
 a sedated moose: I wish I knew the story behind this.
Image 155778   01-11-17   Uploaded by    drhenry
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