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188027  jazzjunkie: A little privacy?

188108  Warrax: Dude, wash your dick.

187978  Rat-Butt: That new full body condoms doesn't seem to be working out all that well for you...

188106  Higdec: Wow those people must be really short

188103  Scoo: He took his chick to the Botanic Gardens - classy

188106  Winterneuro: Can't get anywhere near this close anymore.

188105  ThoughtlessGentleman: My what big eyes you have.

188030  raditzu: rule 34

188003  Rat-Butt: I know I should body shame, but instead of burning wheat, try eating some of it first. Girl, you don't look healthy...

188107  Ulillillia: Fake. Cat would have knocked that drink on the floor.

188008  Rat-Butt: I like this bear. He mak s me feel all warm and cuddly

188107  WTF: "So tell me, what do you think of the critique of pure reason?"

188010  Rat-Butt: Stiff as a board, light as a feather...stiff as a board, light as a feather...damnit, Jean, stop moving around!

188095  Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward A long time ago I went to Nowhere, Nebraska, USA with my dad on what was supposed to be a hunting trip, but I was all "that's lame, I'm doing astronomy instead." Aaaand that's the main reason I hate where I live so much. I can't see shit. Unless it's really clear I can't even see all of Orion, and I can NEVER see all of Ursa Major. Shit, the goddamn water tower is brighter than Venus

188110  dobbiesdoogs: nice try

188092  Ulillillia: @jazzjunkie your grandfather was a bastard son born in the North? Rad.

188107  Warrax: Looks like somebody's getting some you-know-what tonight.

188068  raditzu: good they have windscreen...

188014  Rat-Butt: That cat is like "Bitch, you better be backing up with that camera" Dog is like,"Be cool, back up...and RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"

188087  dobbiesdoogs: ring-tailed pupper

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188067 Felicity: Like #188068, a 1980s future we no longer have access to

187972 piranharama: @WTF I saw Demolition Man, it's just a trio of sea shells.

187981 carpwoman: I don't think this is real.

188035 hajjpodge: 5/12

187956 2Berries: I've almost earned my 5 gallon pin

188089 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice It's just too slow for me. I like the art, I like the characters, the stories are good enough, the action sequences kick ass...but then the protagonist spends an entire episode face down on the ground and nothing of note happens. SKIP! It's like reading Moby Dick; you can skip most of it and still get the point.

187911 RiderFan: Heavy Rolla

187907 Prostata: they both got so hot and bothered they just skipped dinner and went right for DESSERT

187979 Peter Pantsless: @werterland @piranharama Yeah they're pretty huge. Females can have a wingspan of about 2.5m. Also they're pretty and they ALWAYS wanna cracker

187973 Wet farts: Doesn't it get old having to move that every time you need to open the tailgate?



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Score:
229
 
 Lestrange: My shame: got one that says 'Come back with a warrant'.
 LaeMi: @fanny - you need some little 'Citation Needed' stickers from XKCD to put around her house!
 sparename: I've seen fridge magnets saying "Dull Women Have Immaculate Houses" - sort of borderline..
 Flarmie: My dad has a doormat that says "Please don't post what this doormat says on any websites with purple monsters in the corner" Luckily, the mascot isn't a monster.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny oh that stuff is the worst. I knew a couple who had that in giant letters on their wall
 fanny: @ThatGuy it wasn't cited on her tacky tile. Neither is any of the "live, laugh, love" shit that's plastered on basically every other item she owns
 fanny: @Derp Herpigan groan! That's awful!!
 ThatGuy: @fanny Julia Childs said that.
 Derp Herpigan: @fanny We didn't buy it, but I saw at a local Hobby Lobby some wall decoration that said "In this house 'Normal' is just a setting on the Dryer"
 tritium: @Scoo That sounds like the worst doormat. I brought a fine Beaujolais, should I just drink it myself?
 fanny: @Scoo ugh. Can we use this post to write down stupid quotes like that? My mother in law has a tile in her kitchen that says "I cook with wine. Sometimes it even makes it into the recipe"
 Scoo: My friend has an equally stupid doormat that says "We only drink Australian wine here. Did you bring any?"
Image 155787   01-11-17   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
391
 
 whiplash: "Also double as ear wax cleaners."
 whiplash: Too fabulous for KKK.
 AverageJoe: goddammit mike!
 Scoo: At first I thought these were tubes of Super Glue
 WaffleIron: No one expects the holy week in cartagena!
Image 155786   01-11-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
500
 
 PenguinBartender: Someone either REALLY good or REALLY bad is on the other end of that line.
 Side Boob: errmahgard...
 Lestrange: Rad for eye roll
 yev: yeah, mum, i'm nailing it now
 well duh: Apparently, she needs to watch the videotape.
 Radstarboom: brain sucking hair bun.
 ethanterry: I'll have what she's having.
 Peter Pantsless: Huh. I guess cell phone radiation DOES cause brain damage
 Shay: Ahhh....hello??? Is you....ummm....run refrigerating? Well, uh, dude could get me some food, I'm stoned as fuck man.
 Scoo: What the fuck is up with those faux fingertips?
 Peach: I'll have to call you back, there's someone less exhausting on the other line.
 Musician: "I can't even.... something. I dunno what. Maybe I'll come up with a phrase when they invent a phone I can talk on without speaking. TTYL."
 LaeMi: I sometimes have to take calls like that.
Image 155785   01-11-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
226
 
 Derp Herpigan: You know the worst part about these lights is that if you put them up well in advance of Christmas day, you'll have half of the lights go out on you before the big day actually arrives.
 WaffleIron: @LaeMi : ditto
 LaeMi: I'd just post my power-bill notice with a quite low number on the wall.
Image 155784   01-11-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
294
 
 Lestrange: Museum of dirt
 DrinkMixMan: @LaeMi Wait, no! That was the lever for deploying bellbottom pant legs! youtu.be/…
 LaeMi: Pull lever for mass extinction.
Image 155783   01-11-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
548
 
 Lestrange: Beach snuggle monster
 AverageJoe: there is that boss from super mario sunshine...
 a sedated moose: Grape jellyfish?
 Hosebag: @Headoftheclass "NO KILL I"
 Headoftheclass: I saw this episode of Star Trek. Kirk tries having sex with it, the shell cracks, and Spock has to mind-meld with it so it doesn't kill any more Red Shirts.
 XLY: I for won welcome our new mascot overlords
 Peach: Yum, grape is my favorite flavor.
 Scoo: Mascot's larval stage
 San DoDo: AG went to the beach one day..rip AG
 Peter Pantsless: As it took its first timid steps onto dry land, the proto-mascot immediately set out in search of rad
Image 155782   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
523
 
 Kess: I think my heart just exploded.
 Headoftheclass: ...or maybe this was the episode. Looks similar.
 Annoying Vegan : Jurassic Bark
 Peter Pantsless: Every place is a place to love dogs!
 hearsegirl: rarw...zzzzz
Image 155781   01-11-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
480
 
 a sedated moose: I'm pooping right now!
 Wet farts: Where?
 Headoftheclass: No, it says, "POOP ED. TODAY". The health clinic at Target is having a seminar on digestive health.
 Niels Bohr: Braggart! I'm doing good if I can squeeze out two a week.
 Dr. Bathroom: Lucky...
 Radstarboom: Everyday someone in the world unknowingly poops the biggest poop that day.
 Ulillillia: If I didn't at least once a day, I'd worry.
 Sadbot: I eat so little that this image caused me to pause and wonder "did I?"
 sparename: I'm tired, too
 Scoo: Congratulations!
 Knice: If it weren't for minor accomplishments, I'd have none.
Image 155780   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
221
 
 Yttermayn : My colonoscopy.
Image 155779   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
186
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Larping at 4 am
 Shay: @a robot Yup, you're right. If you squint closely to the left, there's a six-pack of Tecante.
 a robot: @a sedated moose Alcohol, I'm guessing
 a sedated moose: I wish I knew the story behind this.
Image 155778   01-11-17   Uploaded by    drhenry
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