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221661  queezy farm: Looks like just one mirror to me.

221653  Robespierre: High school art projects gone awry.

221654  Robespierre: Must be naptime.

221640  Robespierre: Someone's ankles are in danger.

221643  Robespierre: I'm curious about what sort of thought process led to this actually seeming like a good idea.

221651  BlarfyB: @BaconCake "You stupid monkey!"

221645  Robespierre: Punctuation has clearly become a lost art.

221646  Robespierre: Haole Owly.

221647  Robespierre: Been a while, eh?

221649  Robespierre: Do not even LOOK at any of these wires!

221650  Robespierre: Workin' in a coal mine, goin' down, down, down...

221652  Robespierre: No beef with this whatsoever.

221662  Fullhouse: 2 weeks later... "What the hell is wrong with my toothpaste!?"

221638  Haute and sweaty: @Winterneuro Well, I'm pretty sure this is Sasha Grey, I'd be willing to bet whatever is in my bank account right now.

221649  tib gubb: please tell me all of those are properly shielded

221652  tib gubb: you mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito

221530  stunt nuts: And so it begins....

221632  Not A Bot: release me human and i will grant you three wishes for mercy

221643  WTF: I guess we now know how Ray likes it.

221660  kayjay: Im guessing there is a reason why the police and insurance companies did not think FedEx did this. More to the story.

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221607 duckfarts: ugh, I hate helping Ed G. with his shopping

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

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221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

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221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221511 Science: Awesome mom!

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221622 bug: @beefbeef I've thought about getting a horn that says "sorry."

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?



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Score:
229
 
 Lestrange: My shame: got one that says 'Come back with a warrant'.
 LaeMi: @fanny - you need some little 'Citation Needed' stickers from XKCD to put around her house!
 sparename: I've seen fridge magnets saying "Dull Women Have Immaculate Houses" - sort of borderline..
 Flarmie: My dad has a doormat that says "Please don't post what this doormat says on any websites with purple monsters in the corner" Luckily, the mascot isn't a monster.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny oh that stuff is the worst. I knew a couple who had that in giant letters on their wall
 fanny: @ThatGuy it wasn't cited on her tacky tile. Neither is any of the "live, laugh, love" shit that's plastered on basically every other item she owns
 fanny: @Derp Herpigan groan! That's awful!!
 ThatGuy: @fanny Julia Childs said that.
 Derp Herpigan: @fanny We didn't buy it, but I saw at a local Hobby Lobby some wall decoration that said "In this house 'Normal' is just a setting on the Dryer"
 tritium: @Scoo That sounds like the worst doormat. I brought a fine Beaujolais, should I just drink it myself?
 fanny: @Scoo ugh. Can we use this post to write down stupid quotes like that? My mother in law has a tile in her kitchen that says "I cook with wine. Sometimes it even makes it into the recipe"
 Scoo: My friend has an equally stupid doormat that says "We only drink Australian wine here. Did you bring any?"
Image 155787   01-11-17   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
391
 
 whiplash: "Also double as ear wax cleaners."
 whiplash: Too fabulous for KKK.
 AverageJoe: goddammit mike!
 Scoo: At first I thought these were tubes of Super Glue
 WaffleIron: No one expects the holy week in cartagena!
Image 155786   01-11-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
500
 
 PenguinBartender: Someone either REALLY good or REALLY bad is on the other end of that line.
 Side Boob: errmahgard...
 Lestrange: Rad for eye roll
 yev: yeah, mum, i'm nailing it now
 well duh: Apparently, she needs to watch the videotape.
 Radstarboom: brain sucking hair bun.
 ethanterry: I'll have what she's having.
 Peter Pantsless: Huh. I guess cell phone radiation DOES cause brain damage
 Shay: Ahhh....hello??? Is you....ummm....run refrigerating? Well, uh, dude could get me some food, I'm stoned as fuck man.
 Scoo: What the fuck is up with those faux fingertips?
 Peach: I'll have to call you back, there's someone less exhausting on the other line.
 Musician: "I can't even.... something. I dunno what. Maybe I'll come up with a phrase when they invent a phone I can talk on without speaking. TTYL."
 LaeMi: I sometimes have to take calls like that.
Image 155785   01-11-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
226
 
 Derp Herpigan: You know the worst part about these lights is that if you put them up well in advance of Christmas day, you'll have half of the lights go out on you before the big day actually arrives.
 WaffleIron: @LaeMi : ditto
 LaeMi: I'd just post my power-bill notice with a quite low number on the wall.
Image 155784   01-11-17   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
294
 
 Lestrange: Museum of dirt
 DrinkMixMan: @LaeMi Wait, no! That was the lever for deploying bellbottom pant legs! youtu.be/…
 LaeMi: Pull lever for mass extinction.
Image 155783   01-11-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
548
 
 Lestrange: Beach snuggle monster
 AverageJoe: there is that boss from super mario sunshine...
 a sedated moose: Grape jellyfish?
 Hosebag: @Headoftheclass "NO KILL I"
 Headoftheclass: I saw this episode of Star Trek. Kirk tries having sex with it, the shell cracks, and Spock has to mind-meld with it so it doesn't kill any more Red Shirts.
 XLY: I for won welcome our new mascot overlords
 Peach: Yum, grape is my favorite flavor.
 Scoo: Mascot's larval stage
 San DoDo: AG went to the beach one day..rip AG
 Peter Pantsless: As it took its first timid steps onto dry land, the proto-mascot immediately set out in search of rad
Image 155782   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
523
 
 Kess: I think my heart just exploded.
 Headoftheclass: ...or maybe this was the episode. Looks similar.
 Annoying Vegan : Jurassic Bark
 Peter Pantsless: Every place is a place to love dogs!
 hearsegirl: rarw...zzzzz
Image 155781   01-11-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
480
 
 a sedated moose: I'm pooping right now!
 Wet farts: Where?
 Headoftheclass: No, it says, "POOP ED. TODAY". The health clinic at Target is having a seminar on digestive health.
 Niels Bohr: Braggart! I'm doing good if I can squeeze out two a week.
 Dr. Bathroom: Lucky...
 Radstarboom: Everyday someone in the world unknowingly poops the biggest poop that day.
 Ulillillia: If I didn't at least once a day, I'd worry.
 Sadbot: I eat so little that this image caused me to pause and wonder "did I?"
 sparename: I'm tired, too
 Scoo: Congratulations!
 Knice: If it weren't for minor accomplishments, I'd have none.
Image 155780   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
221
 
 Yttermayn : My colonoscopy.
Image 155779   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
186
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Larping at 4 am
 Shay: @a robot Yup, you're right. If you squint closely to the left, there's a six-pack of Tecante.
 a robot: @a sedated moose Alcohol, I'm guessing
 a sedated moose: I wish I knew the story behind this.
Image 155778   01-11-17   Uploaded by    drhenry
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