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199196  sparename: When I go back in time I'm going to make sure that phones and calculators get their numbers the same way up. And then I'll invent something shit but lucrative like Farcebook so that I can build a time-machine

199216  San DoDo: Sometimes you really have to force people to watch on VHS

199215  Dan Tagonistic: Radium

199208  Teechur: I wish we had cable so I could watch that channel.

199210  Teechur: Owl bet he really likes that!

198975  Mr Bleak: New taste sensation! Giraffe-on-a-stick available here!

199216  Teechur: Cool hand, Luke.

198978  Mr Bleak: Soylent Green reboot looking low budget.

199177  Mr. Shine: I can pee in it, for one thing.

199178  Mr. Shine: Go, Betty, Go!

199181  Mr. Shine: C is for Copyright Infringement

199187  Mr. Shine: He LOOKS like a pickle-tickler.

199188  Mr. Shine: @Air Biscuit Hallelujah!

199198  Mr. Shine: Dingus, Divers, Ding-Dong

199206  Mr. Shine: DOKI DOKI?!

199213  tib gubb: still would (as if there was even a doubt)

199213  Mr. Shine: Little Mermaid reboot is looking Edgy AF

199119  charlemagne: nintendon't

199206  Sage: METAL GEAR?!?

199008  Mr Bleak: I am nowhere *near* brave enough.

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199050 piranharama: Creamy centre!

199056 piranharama: Trade for what???

199155 Felicity: Thalia is a nice name (no m at the end)

199080 a robot: @Meow Yay!

199114 Zampano: @Teechur hey thanks. you're a smart cookie!

199119 charlemagne: nintendon't

199018 piranharama: Good ol Big Nick and his big nick

198999 Robespierre: @a robot Yup. Like my 16th. On a Lake Michigan beach.

199139 hajjpodge: come to the dumpster in the next 13 minutes if you want to read red.dit posting

199040 Aufziehvogel: Hack. You've marked this as a great comment.



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 198696 (1097 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 198953 (1082 points)
Skinr uploaded 198964 (1071 points)
Pizza uploaded 198971 (1041 points)
durian uploaded 198923 (962 points)
Oh Don Piano uploaded 198873 (958 points)
NonRhetorical uploaded 198712 (915 points)
Warrax uploaded 198941 (905 points)
randomhobo uploaded 198905 (893 points)
Knice uploaded 198748 (889 points)


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 6. Pizza: 2015 points
 7. Warrax: 1957 points
 8. WTF: 1844 points
 9. Annoying Vegan : 1811 points
10. Bagels: 1743 points
11. dangerkeith3000: 1666 points
12. fatman: 1554 points
13. Skinr: 1330 points
14. square44: 1303 points
15. Lemon Rage: 1258 points
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Score:
480
 
 a sedated moose: I'm pooping right now!
 Wet farts: Where?
 Headoftheclass: No, it says, "POOP ED. TODAY". The health clinic at Target is having a seminar on digestive health.
 Niels Bohr: Braggart! I'm doing good if I can squeeze out two a week.
 Dr. Bathroom: Lucky...
 Radstarboom: Everyday someone in the world unknowingly poops the biggest poop that day.
 Ulillillia: If I didn't at least once a day, I'd worry.
 Sadbot: I eat so little that this image caused me to pause and wonder "did I?"
 sparename: I'm tired, too
 Scoo: Congratulations!
 Knice: If it weren't for minor accomplishments, I'd have none.
Image 155780   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
221
 
 Yttermayn : My colonoscopy.
Image 155779   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
186
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Larping at 4 am
 Shay: @a robot Yup, you're right. If you squint closely to the left, there's a six-pack of Tecante.
 a robot: @a sedated moose Alcohol, I'm guessing
 a sedated moose: I wish I knew the story behind this.
Image 155778   01-11-17   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
383
 
 Musician: James Garner and George Kennedy were in this.
 smarkles: Richard Mosse's "Infra" project. Scenes of the Congolese National Army's conflict with rebel forces shot with Kodak Aerochrome, a discontinued reconnaissance infrared film.
Image 155777   01-11-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
335
 
 SpaceCow: What now, Evil Council?
 Dresdenkeogh: This is actually the dark side of the pink Floyd album cover.
Image 155776   01-11-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
711
 
 Prostata: my girl likes to potty all the time, potty all the time, potty all the time.
 Mr. Butt: Your wish is my command, your majesty.
 WTF: "Hey baby, I heard that you liked to potty." - Donald Trump
 whiplash: "I thought you said Party Queen! What are we doing at this portable toilet store?"
 a sedated moose: My kinda lady!
 LaeMi: She has a more-than-passing-resemblance to my sister-in-law when said SIL was younger.
 LaeMi: @Scoo - even more as a door bouncer!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Dresdenkeogh *Potty Queen*
 Peter Pantsless: Aw, yissss, potty over here!
 Scoo: I imagine you can make pretty good money renting these out at events.
 a robot: Well um....be proud of who you are, I guess!
 Dresdenkeogh: *But when you get a chance. You are the toilet queen, fresh and clean the perfect latrine. Toilet queen, piss and poop are her favorite seen oh yeah. *
 Knice: That username/ upload harmony!
Image 155775   01-11-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
403
 
 Lestrange: Aminita muscaria grow on birch roots and never in the snow
 jochenau: One must wear mushroom camouflage to hunt these mushrooms, lest they detect an intruder and flee.
 hearsegirl: amanitas...these are the hummels of death
 Dresdenkeogh: Luigi and Peach as children.
 SunWukong: Magical.
Image 155774   01-11-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
645
 
 jochenau: wat
 whiplash: She should be the one who's mad. After all, you got her goat!
 fanny: on the internet, everyone is 3 legged goats, ya fool!
 funny in the wall: 3 legged goat?.. someone got hungry for curry
 Scoo: You just got Goat'd!
 LaeMi: Goats are nice in their own right, but you will need a grassy yard.
Image 155773   01-11-17   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
439
 
 Nothing: I'm going in with both hands. Wish me luck
 Wet farts: Care to play the belly rub lottery? Guess exactly how many I want and you win me not ripping you apart.
 Sadbot: I require two tummy pets. A third will result in biting.
Image 155772   01-11-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
177
 
 Lestrange: I want to see more of this
 E. HONDA: this always happens in left hand drive countries
 Peter Pantsless: Daylight come and me wan go home. Don't expect a ride from Mr. Tally Man, though
 Peach: Same, but with peaches.
 Flarmie: How do you like them apples?
 Musician: This needs to be posted a bunch
 whiplash: I bought this car that was formerly owned by a smoker, so I went a little overboard on the air freshener, I guess.
 Gomi Day: hausu was a strange movie.
 Sadbot: You've been appled! Get rekt, wrong side driver!
 Scoo: After a life of hard work, I'm going to need a bigger car
 LaeMi: Suddenly....
Image 155771   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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