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186993  carpwoman: X-ray, I meant. E-ray. Lol.

187820  Horatio: @a robot group pet

187839  Mad Collager: Fail! They're all the same!

187848  Dr Awkward: "Fight me, you bitch"

187855  Dr Awkward: Roses? For me?!

187847  Mad Collager: Do you have a moment to talk about Pythongoras' Theorem?

187850  jochenau: It looks like she has really long legs with two knees each and her feet are attached to her ears.

187856  a robot: Uh no, that's Klaus Nomi.

187853  Ihminen: Started subconciously biting my upper lip when I saw this

187825  Niels Bohr: With real BO pit scent!

187832  Hyphae: "... Anyway, here's WonderWorld"

187855  Mad Collager: Oh Ethel! You look divine!

187854  piranharama: Doooooooooooooooooooooooooot

187855  piranharama: "Eek! A human!"

187828  Niels Bohr: Pining for the Fords

187845  a robot: Buying a fake Native American War Bonnet is NOT an intelligent consumer choice.

187833  Horatio: Rather than risking helmet hair, she opted to leave it on.

187834  Horatio: Shy looks like she just heard about a Snyder remake.

187835  Horatio: Nice try, but I haven't actually gotten my order yet.

187837  Horatio: @Scoo we would just put certain denominations under the drawer. The manager didn't want any larger bills accessible anyway, so it was a good way to hide $50s and $100s. I didn't work at Taco Bell though, it was a pizza place/ restaurant, so we were used to larger orders.

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Score:
480
 
 a sedated moose: I'm pooping right now!
 Wet farts: Where?
 Headoftheclass: No, it says, "POOP ED. TODAY". The health clinic at Target is having a seminar on digestive health.
 Niels Bohr: Braggart! I'm doing good if I can squeeze out two a week.
 Dr. Bathroom: Lucky...
 Radstarboom: Everyday someone in the world unknowingly poops the biggest poop that day.
 Ulillillia: If I didn't at least once a day, I'd worry.
 Sadbot: I eat so little that this image caused me to pause and wonder "did I?"
 sparename: I'm tired, too
 Scoo: Congratulations!
 Knice: If it weren't for minor accomplishments, I'd have none.
Image 155780   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
221
 
 Yttermayn : My colonoscopy.
Image 155779   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
186
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Larping at 4 am
 Shay: @a robot Yup, you're right. If you squint closely to the left, there's a six-pack of Tecante.
 a robot: @a sedated moose Alcohol, I'm guessing
 a sedated moose: I wish I knew the story behind this.
Image 155778   01-11-17   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
383
 
 Musician: James Garner and George Kennedy were in this.
 smarkles: Richard Mosse's "Infra" project. Scenes of the Congolese National Army's conflict with rebel forces shot with Kodak Aerochrome, a discontinued reconnaissance infrared film.
Image 155777   01-11-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
335
 
 SpaceCow: What now, Evil Council?
 Dresdenkeogh: This is actually the dark side of the pink Floyd album cover.
Image 155776   01-11-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
711
 
 Prostata: my girl likes to potty all the time, potty all the time, potty all the time.
 Mr. Butt: Your wish is my command, your majesty.
 WTF: "Hey baby, I heard that you liked to potty." - Donald Trump
 whiplash: "I thought you said Party Queen! What are we doing at this portable toilet store?"
 a sedated moose: My kinda lady!
 LaeMi: She has a more-than-passing-resemblance to my sister-in-law when said SIL was younger.
 LaeMi: @Scoo - even more as a door bouncer!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Dresdenkeogh *Potty Queen*
 Peter Pantsless: Aw, yissss, potty over here!
 Scoo: I imagine you can make pretty good money renting these out at events.
 a robot: Well um....be proud of who you are, I guess!
 Dresdenkeogh: *But when you get a chance. You are the toilet queen, fresh and clean the perfect latrine. Toilet queen, piss and poop are her favorite seen oh yeah. *
 Knice: That username/ upload harmony!
Image 155775   01-11-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
403
 
 Lestrange: Aminita muscaria grow on birch roots and never in the snow
 jochenau: One must wear mushroom camouflage to hunt these mushrooms, lest they detect an intruder and flee.
 hearsegirl: amanitas...these are the hummels of death
 Dresdenkeogh: Luigi and Peach as children.
 SunWukong: Magical.
Image 155774   01-11-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
645
 
 jochenau: wat
 whiplash: She should be the one who's mad. After all, you got her goat!
 fanny: on the internet, everyone is 3 legged goats, ya fool!
 funny in the wall: 3 legged goat?.. someone got hungry for curry
 Scoo: You just got Goat'd!
 LaeMi: Goats are nice in their own right, but you will need a grassy yard.
Image 155773   01-11-17   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
439
 
 Nothing: I'm going in with both hands. Wish me luck
 Wet farts: Care to play the belly rub lottery? Guess exactly how many I want and you win me not ripping you apart.
 Sadbot: I require two tummy pets. A third will result in biting.
Image 155772   01-11-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
177
 
 Lestrange: I want to see more of this
 E. HONDA: this always happens in left hand drive countries
 Peter Pantsless: Daylight come and me wan go home. Don't expect a ride from Mr. Tally Man, though
 Peach: Same, but with peaches.
 Flarmie: How do you like them apples?
 Musician: This needs to be posted a bunch
 whiplash: I bought this car that was formerly owned by a smoker, so I went a little overboard on the air freshener, I guess.
 Gomi Day: hausu was a strange movie.
 Sadbot: You've been appled! Get rekt, wrong side driver!
 Scoo: After a life of hard work, I'm going to need a bigger car
 LaeMi: Suddenly....
Image 155771   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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