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169501  mrwiffler: i fucking hate poetry...but this is sweet actually. Poor old puppers.

168974  Rat-Butt: Well, Mittens, we gotta burn the house down one this one... better get the naplam flamethrower with an extra tank, just to be sure...

168975  Rat-Butt: Bitch! You coming at me with my own hair style? We will fight for the honor of who gets to keep the hair!!!

169507  mrwiffler: Classy news paper from the looks of it.

169503  WTF: "Thank you for cleansing our spirits but that's not going to stop us from building an oil pipeline on your sovereign land, passing through your sacred burial site."

168981  Rat-Butt: Hair balls! I hate hair balls...

168987  Rat-Butt: Man, I would be stylin in that fly honey car! The Cougars would be flocking...

167632  Rat-Butt: When a woman holds her fart for too long...please, women, just let them rip

169445  Mr. Shine: What former Russian (and lets be honest, soon to be again) state is this?

169467  Rat-Butt: Not the face! Not the the hair!

169436  grizzly: Sooo...me too.

169449  grizzly: I find these to be the most majestic of all water creatures.

169503  SomeCanadian: This charming display of peace and humanity sickens me.

169458  Mr. Shine: I have a lot of problems with this.

169504  SomeCanadian: Targeted advertising at its finest.

169476  Rat-Butt: Yep, time to crank up the flame thrower...

169460  Mr. Shine: Avon calling! Uh, Candygram! Publisher's Sweepstakes? Grandma?!

169395  El Barto: @Lestrange and kitty owns EVERYTHING!

169301  SomeCanadian: @jochenau Hey, in this day of terrorism, we can't afford to be lenient.

169488  Rat-Butt: Steven Universe needs to make a call at the donut shop while Larrs and Sadie watch in abject horror...

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

169404 redmonkey3: That would be a notification worth seeing!

169322 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers

169434 ThatGuy: Give the heart a hard sear and serve rare with a capr lemon sauce and some shave pecorino romano, rest easy knowing all are dommed to the cold grip of death and your own previously-secured seat in the amphitheare of hell.

169408 Warrax: @Scoo A friend of mine got genital warts from a medic in a port-a-potty at Ft. Irwin.

169361 Mr. Shine: Enough with these.

169373 UseYourName: Yet more proof that green-face is never ok

169300 Peter Pantsless: @hearsegirl Well hopefully I taught them a lesson. As far as they know, I wasn't lying. Maybe she'll teach her kid that people don't bite one another haha

169456 El Barto: @Mr. Butt oh to see the world through rose tinted glasses.

169367 apoxia: "I can get fat now"

169370 Scoo: Hey, Booboo!



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hat thrab uploaded 169328 (791 points)
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 8. Mr Bleak: 3234 points
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11. Warrax: 2865 points
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13. Peter Pantsless: 2643 points
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Score:
403
 
 Lestrange: Aminita muscaria grow on birch roots and never in the snow
 jochenau: One must wear mushroom camouflage to hunt these mushrooms, lest they detect an intruder and flee.
 hearsegirl: amanitas...these are the hummels of death
 Dresdenkeogh: Luigi and Peach as children.
 SunWukong: Magical.
Image 155774   01-11-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
645
 
 jochenau: wat
 whiplash: She should be the one who's mad. After all, you got her goat!
 fanny: on the internet, everyone is 3 legged goats, ya fool!
 funny in the wall: 3 legged goat?.. someone got hungry for curry
 Scoo: You just got Goat'd!
 LaeMi: Goats are nice in their own right, but you will need a grassy yard.
Image 155773   01-11-17   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
439
 
 Nothing: I'm going in with both hands. Wish me luck
 Wet farts: Care to play the belly rub lottery? Guess exactly how many I want and you win me not ripping you apart.
 Sadbot: I require two tummy pets. A third will result in biting.
Image 155772   01-11-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
177
 
 Lestrange: I want to see more of this
 E. HONDA: this always happens in left hand drive countries
 Peter Pantsless: Daylight come and me wan go home. Don't expect a ride from Mr. Tally Man, though
 Peach: Same, but with peaches.
 Flarmie: How do you like them apples?
 Musician: This needs to be posted a bunch
 whiplash: I bought this car that was formerly owned by a smoker, so I went a little overboard on the air freshener, I guess.
 Gomi Day: hausu was a strange movie.
 Sadbot: You've been appled! Get rekt, wrong side driver!
 Scoo: After a life of hard work, I'm going to need a bigger car
 LaeMi: Suddenly....
Image 155771   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
302
 
 SpaceCow: That slide looks handy.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Yeah just slide down my arm and i wont cup your ass gently at all. Well maybe a little.
 whiplash: The Johnny Depp Amusement Park is open for business!
 fanny: don't ask what she's doing with the other hand
 fakeusername: this better not awaken anything in me
 LaeMi: Give me 5. Down low.
Image 155770   01-11-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
154
 
 XLY: Not a good yard for goats, but the tree is alright
 Fancy Clown: Not even a Jack Russell :(
 Knice: I feel cheated because no goats.
Image 155769   01-11-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
580
 
 PenguinBartender: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *headsplode*
 Zampano: Internet explorer is not a web browser. It's just a tool used to download Chrome
 whiplash: Well Opera and Chrome are not JUST web browsers, those words have other meanings.
 Sadbot: @funny in the wall You're welcome, funny-kun. Yes, "reputable"...I will go with that
 ClockworkJackalope: Internet explorer obviously
 funny in the wall: @Sadbot I've always thought that but I am glad to have confirmation from a reputable source. Domo origato, Sadbot-san.
 Sadbot: C is correct, it is, in fact, malware
Image 155768   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
399
 
 Warrax: Gracias, Senor Warrax.
 Headoftheclass: Where will you be when urinary incontinence strikes?
 ClockworkJackalope: Ya see?!? YA SEE!?! This is what you get for writing bad fan fiction
 Dresdenkeogh: He sure puts the cock in cockatrice.
 Mr. Shine: The Hardy Boys and The Case of The Sweet Jeebus What The Hell Is That
 Peach: It's just like @Helmi Fick said.
 Peach: Gracias, Senor Warrax. *gasp* My flaming goblet of day-wine just floated away on some book! And the shock made me wet myself untidly :(
 Scoo: There's a lot going on here
 Helmi Fick: You have been visited by Chicken-Head-Donkey-Dong-Demon and the Can't Even Duo. Floating books, flaming goblets, and an untidy urine stream will come to you, but only if you comment "Gracias, Senor Warrax."
 LaeMi: I urinate on your pronunciation of my name!
Image 155767   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
1013
 
 Greek Fire: Did she impale that guy on the fence spike in the upper right, cause damn.
 Lestrange: Honour those heroic womens
 Headoftheclass: @Ulillillia Thank you! I had to get that damn Abba song about the Potty Queen outta my head.
 DrinkMixMan: Suffragettes Attack!
 Dresdenkeogh: I'll make you suffer for my suffrage.
 Ulillillia: Oh don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
 Sadbot: @LaeMi I looked her up, and now I aspire to be even half as bad-ass as Edith Garrud
 Scoo: WHO'S NEXT!?
 LaeMi: True story (the drawing is slightly exaggerated, of course).
Image 155766   01-11-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
329
 
 Headoftheclass: @LaeMi I feel that all three could be applicable, so win/win/win.
 fanny: everyone gets +. that was a great interaction to read :)
 smarkles: @LaeMi You took this post from middling to marvelous.
 Mr. Butt: We'll pray for you, @LaeMi
 LaeMi: vvv sometimes English can be a mucky language!
 LaeMi: vvv to buy for themselves, I mean, not for teachers to use on the students.
 LaeMi: vvv to buy, I mean. Not for students to use them on the teachers.
 LaeMi: These are for teachers, I assume.
Image 155765   01-11-17   Uploaded by    trucker
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